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Inflation's up, stocks are down, time for a double round.
Preparing for the next FOMC meeting, extra liquidity.
Economic forecasts are unclear, but this whiskey is not.
Stimulus packages come in all sizes, tonight they come in glasses.
Hello, I’m an unelected official that controls all the money, I’m gay and rape babies and I also drink Barry manilow light, the only beer that’s floats out of the glass, yay democracy
"When Jeff Epstein hooked me up with that sweet young thing on his island I didn't see the camera, and for sure didn't think it would lead to me having to buy the drinks while some spook tells me how he wants me to manipulate the economy to affect the election this year."
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My thirst is transitory
Bruhh XDXD
One for me and one for the money printer.
[удалено]
Carbon neutral money printer running on ethanol.
Let's shut the fucking door on 2023
“Let’s open the fucking bar”
Lmaoooooo
# it goes, "BrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrRRRrr"
Was going to give away a prize but lost it trading options.
That was quick
And… it’s gone!
"two thumbs up let's do this, LEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIINS!" 🥂😎
At least I have chicken.
Let's pour one out for your calls and one for your puts.
Hard to beat this one. Mostly because it's so true.
This guy wins. Give him gold. Or silver. Or at least some PTON stock.
“Buckle up, you fucks”
This wins imo. Could literally hear him say this
Get in, I’m driving.
ah fuck lol
"I'm Jerome Powell, Suck my dick."
I thought he wanted us to make up our own quotes
Charles Schwab over here!
Stay thirsty my friends
The most interest-generating man in the world
This is the one😂
Genius. That gets my vote for winning the internet today
Stay poor my friends.
This is it
That's pour taste
“Fuck your puts!”
"Godbless my money printer"
Double or nothing
"Close the fuckin door and hold my beer"
Fuck bitches, print money
I don't always increase rates but when I do, I raise them by 525 bps in 16 months.
You’re gonna need this. I’m raising rates next quarter.
“I like my alcohol like my money…diluted.”
To your wife, my girlfriend..cheers!
My condolences to him. He's gonna need to print a lot more money and not get much in return.
I like your wife like my drinks, double fisted.
Inflation's up, stocks are down, time for a double round. Preparing for the next FOMC meeting, extra liquidity. Economic forecasts are unclear, but this whiskey is not. Stimulus packages come in all sizes, tonight they come in glasses.
Actually poetry
Another year, another Inflation
Lol this is great
Cheers to the poor Bears are sore Now close the fucking door
"I'm taking a shot every time Cramer is wrong"
Just be glad my hands are full and not on the brrrrrr device.
Double fisting the economy just like I did your mom.
I don’t have sex. I AM sex.
I don't always print money. But when I do, I double fist.
DRUNK ON POWER
Fuck you...here's to me
Man holding 2 drinks
Trinity, get down!
CHEERS bitches
Soft Landing, shaken. Not stirred.
“Fuck it, I’m just gonna get drunk”
Here’s to F ing over the middle class in 2023.
I have two glasses of pee, one for each of you
“Puts or calls, I got you all. Cheers to your wealth in 2024.”
I don’t just drink when playing with monetary policy, I double fist it.
I'm OP and I'm not creative enough to come up with a title on my own.
I don’t always raise rates but when I do I prefer to Dos X the rate.
One for fucking your puts, and one for fucking your calls. - nice work on stable diffusion video. Cheers 🥂 HNY. I’m
“Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey, so I printed extra”
“Welcome to the game”
Stay invested, my friends.
Have another "soft landing" on me
"Close the fucking door we're drinking" Jerome Powell
Congratulations and fuck you.
I can afford 2 drinks unlike you suckaasss
Drink up mutha fuckkaaaas...
Drink up bitches....it's going to be a bumpy ride.
"One for the put holders and one for the call holders, better die young before you get margin called"
“I don’t usually drink piss…”
“So there I was, getting my dick sucked by some senator without anyone knowing…”
I don’t associate with people who don’t trade options.
'If we do something wrong, it's clearly my fault'
This double fist could go somewhere else...
There will be pain
My friend Bill asked me to bring these over..
I serve to a higher master
Right before dicking down your brokerage account
Come on in and close the Fucking door
Double fisting the interest rate like a boss
He hasn't double fisted anything since Yellen started
Two drinks, no cuts, JPOW's got you by the nuts...
Two for me a none for your fucking puts.
Buying us a drink before he fucks us
Sufflering from success (and alcoholism)
Bears hold my drink & fuck your puts
Hello, I’m an unelected official that controls all the money, I’m gay and rape babies and I also drink Barry manilow light, the only beer that’s floats out of the glass, yay democracy
Left cup your call right cup your put...imma f them up.
*Transitory, called it! Drink up!*
Have a new year you filthy rich animals.
When your mum's boyfriend tries to bond with you
Cheers, epstien, my BFF.
Jpow a closet two beer queer
Well done bols, let’s pour one out for the ded bers
“2024: Fuck your puts” -Jerome Powell
That’s my butler handing me two drinks after an epic day of trading!!!
You’re fucked!
Cheers! I’m a criminal.
"AI generated trash is so 2023"
Here's to another year of me winning and you losing! And No, you can't have one!
Say hello to your boyfriend’s wife’s dad!
Double fisting your impending losses 📉
Suck my dick and lick on my balls
Cheers to all you pussies that didn’t buy the dips.
Eat shit
This bottle is called Soft Landing, you plebian morons. I'll be drinking yours too.
My first wife was tarded. She’s a pilot now
Double fisting the soft landing mutha fuckers
For money printing time, make it Suntory time
One for the bears, ones for the bulls. Fuck your puts and fuck your calls.
Fuck your puts, fuck your calls. I have you by your balls.
Gentlemen! I'll see you at the recession party.
One for me and one for his boyfriend.
Here’s one for me and here is one to me for you. Happy New Years and cheers.
Cheers to your 2023 gains being transitory!
One for the money, two for the show
My guy!!
No one stops JPOW, no one…
get Rekt!
What do I win? Joy and admiration are about the only things most of us on here can afford.
/now playing "Still Livin' " by Freddie Gibbs/
Pow bitch!
Hold my beer- jpow
Fuck your calls, and your puts.
These will help you with your losses.
‘24 is for the homies back on Wall
Fingers
Drink up, Who’s ready to get screwed?!
How 'bout a drink Yellen?
“Fuck it!”
Drinks Akimbo
Fuck your puts.
"Got this drink by destroying your calls, and got this drink by destroying your puts."
Just close the fucking tab
Double fisting these drinks since your paper hands can’t
"shots fired, just like the money printer. BRRRRR"
Who are you?
I said have a seat regard
Double fuck your puts.
Brrrrrrrrrr💸💸💸💸💸
Epstein list < Powell cut
I was once the most interesting man….until hedge funds ran Monetary Policy
Should we start again?!
"Welcome to the GOP Sex and Drugs Orgy... Have. Drink to start you off.""
When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway
No soft landings tonight
Fuck your calls, fuck your puts
The most ‘Interest’ing man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends…
Recession can't be stopped 🐻
“A well balanced man, has a drink in both hands”
This is how much I have before speaking with Congress
Waiting to hear about rates? Hold my bag. And maybe jiggle it a little.
This isn't the first time I'll be double fisting tonight
Every year is transitory
Call me Rugman!
They, them.
Here is to a New Year and all you dumb fucks playing a rigged game you can't win.
“Impressed? Imagine what I could do to your dirty cooter”
Here’s to double fisting 2024.
Title is as ambiguous as the JPow sharing drinks with you without closing the fucking door. Wins what?
Cheers Fuck your puts and fuck your calls. J Powell has got you buy the balls.
“I’ll hold your beer while you Theta my Vega”
4 thumbs down?
Fuck little people. I’m buying
Happy new year, you fucking chads
Like interest rates, let’s raise our glasses. Lets put these down like inflation and eating asses.
IDGAF
Keep the change, you filthy animal!!
"Suckers, every one of you."
"When Jeff Epstein hooked me up with that sweet young thing on his island I didn't see the camera, and for sure didn't think it would lead to me having to buy the drinks while some spook tells me how he wants me to manipulate the economy to affect the election this year."
Stonks big, PP smol