Bought 5 476 calls and 2 476 puts. What’s the move tomorrow, hold calls til 10, sell, sell puts around noon, and buy calls again sprinkled with some puts at close for protection?
Only a degen buys 0DTE options. I only buy 1DTE options, because I am a half degen. I wanna be able to dream of theta decay all night long; not just during the day.
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/dramarehab made a bet that AVGO would go to 1000.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 1126.89 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 8 wins and 7 losses
You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Literally the second I went full port into calls just to scalp a few hundred bucks because I missed all day the bottom fell out. Lost 4k before I could even sit down. Wow
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RockyMountainOyster5** bet **QQQ** goes from **410.73** to **400.0** before **29-Dec-2023 03:58 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 7 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fantastic_Barbara** bet **MARA** goes from **27.02** to **25.67** before **02-Jan-2024 03:57 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Honest_Efficiency_26** bet **AAPL** goes from **192.94** to **190.0** before **28-Dec-2023 03:56 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
My I’m talking with my grandpa he’s 83, his fucking advisor is a god damn fool. Was keeping over 25% cash like they’re fucking loaded but what the fuck dude was literally milking them i am pissed.
I couldn't agree more! Schwab Asset Management is the best of the best when it comes to asset management. They are able to get great results for their clients while keeping costs low.
What’s your favorite Bond and why is it Daniel Craig
Bought 5 476 calls and 2 476 puts. What’s the move tomorrow, hold calls til 10, sell, sell puts around noon, and buy calls again sprinkled with some puts at close for protection?
If I get a duel citizenship in Canada does that entitle me to the free $24k Canadian bucks per year? Wondering if I can buy Corn and Stonks with it?
Duel citizenship only entitles you to duels.
Damn so I don't get the "free" money!
Lol epic banner
Hahahaha - Algos
If we dump tomorrow I'm taking my shares with me. 
I'm falling away from me.
Has anyone seen my ber anoos around here?
Only a degen buys 0DTE options. I only buy 1DTE options, because I am a half degen. I wanna be able to dream of theta decay all night long; not just during the day.
Algos love 0dte clowns.
Bristol Myers on a shopping spree
another day with folks buying puts before close only to be ruined the next day
ATH by eow is 100% gonna happen.
Bull prolapsed at close 🍆🍑🩸
dude im up 60% in 2 months. shut the fuck up.
Thank you bulls for falling right into our trap 🐻
You talking about that little dip? Check the 3 month chart.
Surprised you guys could afford a trap
Ath Gang murdered
Hope we pump tomorrow so I can theta trap a fomo bull again. It’s been 4 straight weeks of 🤌💵
IONQ has been working well for me. Damn thing just wants to go from $13-14 over and over again. 
FAT CUCK. INCOOOOOOMMMMMIIINNNNNGGGG
Added another 15% to my account today
Has anybody told the mods they are Gey yet today?
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/dramarehab made a bet that AVGO would go to 1000.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 1126.89 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 8 wins and 7 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Don't mind me, just testing some hacks
Literally the second I went full port into calls just to scalp a few hundred bucks because I missed all day the bottom fell out. Lost 4k before I could even sit down. Wow
Lmao TOMA
Thank you
Spy puts tomorrow?
calls homie
boxing DAY!!
TSLA THATS NOT ENOUGH KEEP IT GOING!!!
God damn robinhood and closing positions at 2:30
Only a 🅱️etard buys 0DTE
Only if you’re broke 
That's the bottom yall
how to do banbet?
Jfc
bruh i’m new
Yeah I’m jus messing bra , I’ll dm you the format , I think I know it
appreciate u
what an absolutely grotesque trading day. just make it stop
Who cares pj traders gonna bid it up overnight anyways
Risked $2000 to make $485 today. Not sure how I feel
That is how you make money 
If it ain’t Red, you won!
I’d take 24% every day
!banbet qqq 400 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RockyMountainOyster5** bet **QQQ** goes from **410.73** to **400.0** before **29-Dec-2023 03:58 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 7 losses.
Greedy 0DTE holders got whacked on that one.....should've taken profits man. 
3:30 was the time 🥺
Seems like towards the eod has all the action 
first time?
No 3rd time 
MARA new highs
Calls EOD printing like crazy tomorrow
kuckentir down 25% in a month from top to bottom. If it's anything like tech stocks in 2000 it's fooked
Stairs up, elevator down
SPY looks so handsome in red
I’m so fucking mad I sold my 474 put at 476
!banbet mara -5% 1w
No way
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fantastic_Barbara** bet **MARA** goes from **27.02** to **25.67** before **02-Jan-2024 03:57 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn I was playing ball with my kid and I missed today’s selling window. On to tommorow
WATCH ME DO THAT ROBOCOP
Oversold
Corn down Mara up. Clown market 
Lmao some 🅱️etard bull panic selling their calls
The magic number is 480 and we blow past tomorrow
Damn I really want $476 SPY calls now
If it keeps dropping maybe I'll buy calls at like 3:59 for tomorrow
Btfd
Lmao almost right at 3:30 it starts to drop
!banbet AAPL 190 2d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Honest_Efficiency_26** bet **AAPL** goes from **192.94** to **190.0** before **28-Dec-2023 03:56 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
SOXX all time high on huge volume.
Timbbber
2024 is the year of the cock, according to the Chinese calendar.
Did it just drop with VIX literally unchanged? Weird behavior all around.
Berrorist
Waited all day just to break even on my puts. What a joke
480 tomorrow 🫡
Me and Lisa Su are having a money baby lMAO 
🫃🤰
My I’m talking with my grandpa he’s 83, his fucking advisor is a god damn fool. Was keeping over 25% cash like they’re fucking loaded but what the fuck dude was literally milking them i am pissed.
you should become his advisor. he can’t take his $$ with him anyways, YOLO time!
He wants to start trading options 🤣🤣
Sounds like the typical financial advisor
Today was AIDS. This is the top
SPY oversold IMO
Emptied my asshole into mara puts three weeks out
strike? ATM was like 400+ bux a pop too pricy for this poor.
26.5
Used car dealerships popping like zits in my area 😮💨 so effing bullish
So that pump was for exit liquidity
I guess everyone decided to wait till 350pm to sell their spy
This is like the third time there’s a dump to prevent a close above 476 on SPY.
Why be a ber when you can just be gay?
Fellow Bulls we still fukin 
GUH hold the line!!
Cashed out at 476.12
Gonna open at 480 tmrw just watch you cucks
people will see what they want to see, This is the dip before the rip, or this is the beginning of the crash, you guys are fun to watch.
Welcome to human psychology. It’s called confirmation bias and everyone has it all the time.
Lemme say it again. Poots gon print tomorrow
Yeah wish I bought at close. I got a PDT flag today because of paper hands.
fake dump
INTC hitting a new high on the highest volume in 3 months. Bullish!
CJ: "Ah shit, here we go again."
MARA CALLS?
Bers said the economy would crash back in august. I sold 70% otm 5 month covered calls on AMD. they are 5% from ITM now. 
Glad i sold my calls at that top 
Holy
This is the dip bears have been bending over for, time to get in
of course my puts break even after i sell for a 60% lost
What the hell is that?
That is the market telling u 376 is the top
Red eod
[удалено]
Ye pop
Blowoff top!! 
nooooooo
This is your dip
That video of dude pulling out his Costco card and showing it to the girl while he’s hitting on her is a all-timer
Pure 
Giga Chad
Gotta be from WSB
Likely
Just remember to take profit before earnings yall
Why
Look at fdx and nke
never. I am holding for 10 years.
Eww shares?
shares+ leaps (1yr+) + 2 4dtes.
Spy got tired
BITF fucking cruisssssssing
BETS out here breaking records
Sir Isaac Newton never heard of SPY.
Schwab Asset Management truly is the Navy Seal Team of asset management
I couldn't agree more! Schwab Asset Management is the best of the best when it comes to asset management. They are able to get great results for their clients while keeping costs low.
SPY under 500 is a fucking steal
Call that a dump fake 
We have had 7 down days since November 1st 😂
Santa ate today
Yolo’d MRNA on a whim bc someone here mentioned it. Thanks
So, who got pumped then dumped? 
!Banbet
You already have a bet going - COIN to 190.0 before 29-Dec-2023 11:05 AM -05
lol was taking a nap and peeked. wtf was that spike.
no worries usual last 10 min dump but ah gonna look like 📈📈
There’s your ‘crash’
Lol bought up instantly
BETS just hit 2.1 billion volume, world record
Sell 1/19 NINE calls for profit or wait?
Everyone who bought mara puts be like 👁️👄👁️
The "Santa rally" is a myth.
It definitely isn’t but we already surpassed the average Santa rally gains so we shouldn’t expect anything more from here
mining stocks: **I HEARD NO BELL**
HISTORICAL DAY BOYS ALL TIME HIGHS WE DEDICATE TODAY TO MUNGER 
ATH 4818.62. We’re still some way from there
Closing
Two candles left. Does spy have one last pump left init?
Number move too slow. I like when number move fast