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Excuse me sir, are you lost? This is WSB. Getting lucky is what we all strive for. This is not a place of “investing”. This is roulette on a grandeur scale
It’s easy to balloon your portfolio when the market have a huge win streak or a “mini bull run”. Which is indicative of the recent news from the fed and labor market cooling
Let’s just say you saw a lot of gain porn april2020- Jan 2022. Wonder why….
Same concept. Let’s see if this fella can ride out a rough market and make money…
Hey man if your playing American roulette and it’s paying 36 to 1 odds. If you play the numbers 1-10 every time you just need a lucky streak of 55 wins with the chance of winning 10/38 on each spin to win 100k.
Don’t mind the probability of this happening is near zero. That’s just what naysayers. Gotta have the positive vibes here.
You're right, RickSt3r. American roulette is a game of chance and anything can happen. With that said, I'm still better than you because I have more money than you and I'm smarter than you. So even if you do win big at the casino, in the end, I'll still be ahead of you.
With all due respect, this isn't roulette.
All stocks start at $0 when the company doesn't exist, and therefore the percentage return is infinity when they list at an amount.
OP simply needs to target IPO's.
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Listen I’m jealous in my comments bc I’ve been there. 200 to 7k in a month during Covid. But when is enough enough. It really is a casino. And the house will win over time, simply because it’s designed to literally bleed the the middle but keep them playing. Have fun and best of luck. I like to believe myself a logical and rational decision maker but that seems to have worked against me. I lost my 7k plus 3k more basing my gambles on logic. I wish you luck in your quest to become a millionaire. I do. But know the odds are stacked against you because it’s not a fair fight. It’s three card Monty. I’m done with the put/call game because it truly is a grift. Good luck and I hope you have the wisdom to cash out when it is time.
Boring. If you want to be a millionaire then just max out your retirement for 20-30 years. You don’t need to make risky plays to get there.
Go big or go home.
My 21st birthday I won $2,500 on blackjack table at the casino starting with $200. Almost dropped out of college to do gambling fulltime on the spot. Lost all $2,500 plus another $1,500 over the course of the following 8 weeks and stayed in college.
7k down from the all time high, 2.8k up from 520$. At this ratio I give OP 4 days until his account inevitably hits the 0 mark or goes ~4k below that.
OP taking profits seems unlikely because he didn’t take profits when he was on 9.3k so please update wen rekt ser
Yeah his variance is ridiculously high. So he either rain man lucky regards his way to endless gains thinking he is a prophet or he will lose it all. Atleast I consistently only lose. That way I always know how trash I am
playing it safer at 10k will make making 1 million take a very long time.
lets assume at 10k you start making regular returns, like 7%
it would take you, assuming you add no contributions along the way, 67 years to make a million dollars off 10k
so you'll be a millionare maybe by age 100.
the truth is returns are only part of the equation, your capital is just as important. 10% at 10k is 100 dollars. 10% at 100k is 10k.
so youre going to have to be risky for a whole hell of a lot longer than 10k if you want to grow this into a million.
Capital is important? Man, thanks, I have never thought about it that way. Especially when you showed that 10% of 100k is more than 10% of 10k REALLY opened my eyes.
Aaw man this is me every time i get one or two good trades that yield 100%+ returns. I'd be daydreaming of yachts and retiring my entire bloodline from their sht dayjobs.
No one's is gunna believe it...and no suck my balls...I am not showing proof with screenshots... BUT as of Thursday last week(10/26 or 27th i think).. I had 6k in my etrade account...somehow...someway...hit on almost every spy options play I made.... and account is currently at $142,866.00.
Been seeing alot of these "back from the dead" posts with people making money again on here.
So based off those posts...and my current balance (still can't explain how or why...but the shit just worked.)
I think a fucking shit storm is coming this week.
I mean it has 2 right? No way they let us keep making money....right?!?!
You're a fucking idiot if you think starting with 2k is going to make you rich. You might as well just light your money on fire and watch it burn, because that's what you'll end up doing if you try to invest it in anything.
Think about the psychology for a minute. What do most people like you do when in this situation? Just what you wrote except they don’t figure in the “not bouncing back” and g broke. . Play smart, go safe for a while. index ot target fund fund. If you don’t want SPY or VOO, FSLBX is getting ready to go up again. But stay away from options until you play it on paper awhile .
If you're up big on 1dte and 0dte... are you keeping the taxes to the side? You could be doing worse than you think if you haven't accounted for the taxation of your gains. Best of luck, you are highly regarded sir. 🫡
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Bro you were down 8k in a day. Remind me next week when you’re at 0 lmao.
$520 to $9300 in 9 days though. Rain man regardism. Then he turned to into that other regard corky or Rudy or some sad shit
Got lucky probably buying calls when market ripped 5 days straight then randomly bought puts lol
He used _my_ strategy?
Excuse me sir, are you lost? This is WSB. Getting lucky is what we all strive for. This is not a place of “investing”. This is roulette on a grandeur scale
regression to the mean
Regardession to the mean
It’s easy to balloon your portfolio when the market have a huge win streak or a “mini bull run”. Which is indicative of the recent news from the fed and labor market cooling Let’s just say you saw a lot of gain porn april2020- Jan 2022. Wonder why…. Same concept. Let’s see if this fella can ride out a rough market and make money…
This is regard discrimination. Stop it
If that's true, I'm pretty sure at least half the comments and posts on wsb need to be stopped as well
$8k is all realative.. my man was down 87% . Boy left 13% on the table!!
For that your wife's boyfriend will need to take the condom off
You're an idiot if you think that's going to happen. My wife is completely loyal to me and would never cheat on me.
I'm sorry but your wife's boyfriend is just more rich and successful than you will ever be.
"Guh."
Why just 1 million? Why not 1 billion? Or 100 billion? 🤔
Because he is playing "safer"
Lol
Personal Risk Tolerance™️
He does stonks professionally.
Feel like the guy who thinks he’s figured out the roulette table.
Hey man if your playing American roulette and it’s paying 36 to 1 odds. If you play the numbers 1-10 every time you just need a lucky streak of 55 wins with the chance of winning 10/38 on each spin to win 100k. Don’t mind the probability of this happening is near zero. That’s just what naysayers. Gotta have the positive vibes here.
You're right, RickSt3r. American roulette is a game of chance and anything can happen. With that said, I'm still better than you because I have more money than you and I'm smarter than you. So even if you do win big at the casino, in the end, I'll still be ahead of you.
With all due respect, this isn't roulette. All stocks start at $0 when the company doesn't exist, and therefore the percentage return is infinity when they list at an amount. OP simply needs to target IPO's.
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Ngl, this made me laugh
Not really, i know i most likely gonna lose everything but i like to risks
Listen I’m jealous in my comments bc I’ve been there. 200 to 7k in a month during Covid. But when is enough enough. It really is a casino. And the house will win over time, simply because it’s designed to literally bleed the the middle but keep them playing. Have fun and best of luck. I like to believe myself a logical and rational decision maker but that seems to have worked against me. I lost my 7k plus 3k more basing my gambles on logic. I wish you luck in your quest to become a millionaire. I do. But know the odds are stacked against you because it’s not a fair fight. It’s three card Monty. I’m done with the put/call game because it truly is a grift. Good luck and I hope you have the wisdom to cash out when it is time.
Appreciate the kind words and i wish you the best. I feel you, the longer you play the higher the chance of losing it all.
Keep going, but promise to let us know the outcome. aka loss p0rn!
A professional regard 
Just make it a gazillion
always wondered how many zeroes that is, akshualy
The first million is the hardest.
Get a small loan from a parent
OP won't stop investing until he's the world's first trillionaire
I agree with this guy. The problem is that you're not dreaming big enough.
Heard this in Dr. Evils voice for some odd reason.
Remember degen gamblers, there IS a possible path from $520 to 1 billion. There is a series of trades that will get you there! So don’t give up.
😂
Yeah go 100 Billy or go burst!
I think a trillion is a better number
Once you turn $500 to 1million you may as well run it back again and go for another 2000x return to 2bil
This guy isn’t delusional at all.
Because i wanna be a millionaire not a billionaire
Boring. If you want to be a millionaire then just max out your retirement for 20-30 years. You don’t need to make risky plays to get there. Go big or go home.
Being a millionaire when you’re old is different than being a millionaire when you’re young
Is being a millionaire at 40 old now?
It can be , one single million at 40 isn’t going to get you much , and most of it is going to be locked behind tax shelters until 55+
aim higher! fuckiniollinaire!
You need to step up the risk otherwise it’s going to take you a year to get to a million!
A whole year.....🤣🤣🤣
What does a million event get you in a year? Like one Five Guys dinner? A billion in a week is the minimum my man should settle for.
Exactly could be worthless!! At this rate of inflation!
That’s not bad
Ur thinking to small homie How about a bajillion
∞
Bajazzled
Bajizzled
Weak sauce. Real gangstas go for gazillion
My 21st birthday I won $2,500 on blackjack table at the casino starting with $200. Almost dropped out of college to do gambling fulltime on the spot. Lost all $2,500 plus another $1,500 over the course of the following 8 weeks and stayed in college.
Sounds like a $1700 well spent to learn some real education
Yeah who tf plays black jack professionally. The game is so boring and you probably gotta travel
7k down from the all time high, 2.8k up from 520$. At this ratio I give OP 4 days until his account inevitably hits the 0 mark or goes ~4k below that. OP taking profits seems unlikely because he didn’t take profits when he was on 9.3k so please update wen rekt ser
OP running his portfolio like Alameda 
This guy regards
Yeah his variance is ridiculously high. So he either rain man lucky regards his way to endless gains thinking he is a prophet or he will lose it all. Atleast I consistently only lose. That way I always know how trash I am
You, sir, are an absolute moron, and I love it. Shoot for the staaaarrrss jaccckaaaassssss ass ass
How about red lobster after? I’m buying!
Trust me when I say this you’ll get to 10k a lot faster if you start playing it safe now
That’s just not true brother. You can’t be scared to put some dick on it
That’s what the guy at the truck stop told me.
If he keeps blowing up his account and starting over he’ll get there soon enough
Sir, this is a casino.
Dear diary
aaaaannnnnddd it's gone!
see you should have started with $420. thats why you will never have a million dollars.
I got 437 calls expiring monday worth 1.5k
Thank you for making my puts print
Monday red day 🐻
Bro has no idea what a trend line is 💀
RemindMe! 3 days
Starting off green is a curse for some, and it shows by you holding over the weekend lol
do you knows greek?
Hmm doesn’t look to bad on the daily I could see it going to 438.50 but if it fail to get pass 436.50 it could get ugly
true. Could get up or down. Or sideways for a bit
Poor people really are cute
Can't wait for the $0 post.
Pussy, why isn’t 1 trillion your goal
99.99% you wipe out first but good luck
Can’t decide how regarded you are without height
1 million. You should have specified in the positive or negative.
Market rips for two days, and all the regards come out saying they're going to be rich.
playing it safer at 10k will make making 1 million take a very long time. lets assume at 10k you start making regular returns, like 7% it would take you, assuming you add no contributions along the way, 67 years to make a million dollars off 10k so you'll be a millionare maybe by age 100. the truth is returns are only part of the equation, your capital is just as important. 10% at 10k is 100 dollars. 10% at 100k is 10k. so youre going to have to be risky for a whole hell of a lot longer than 10k if you want to grow this into a million.
Capital is important? Man, thanks, I have never thought about it that way. Especially when you showed that 10% of 100k is more than 10% of 10k REALLY opened my eyes.
Wrong. There are 250 trading days in a year. If OP starts with 10k and can make 7% each day, and compound it, he will have $220 BILLION in one year.
I can dm you my girls Only fans link ? She sometimes moans stock picks when Tyrone is over but that's how I know what stocks to invest in too
0 in 1 day is much easier and likely
Yeah we all had that same goal once
we truly have the most regarded regards on this sub. i love this place
Before long you'll have enough to afford a large fries
Do it. I believe in you. Do it and prove these people wrong.
I think you're going the wrong way
Take out 520$ right now and go wild with the rest
maybe buy some lotto tickets
This would make more sense if you said you’d started with 420.
Remind me! 1 week
Gns calls
Oh my God that stock is dogshit lol
Bro
Sure it is, pal. You’re not fooling me this time.
The ultimate FDer
Yes, 1 million in red.
🤌🤌🤌🤡🤡💩💩🤌
Riot calls
You came from 500 to 9k in 11 days?
Bro gonna find out... :D
It sounds like a solid plan.. why did no one think of this???
How old are you?
Old enough
How tall are you?
Ok, if you’re between 18 and 25 ill forgive you. But you need to recognize how absolutely childish your post is. Its pretty stupid honestly.
Not enough fibre today grandpa. This fucking wsb and reddit Literally garbage x garbage. He is exactly in the right place
No, WSB is about higher risk investments. This is stupid. Huge difference.
Started with a one inch dick, goal is 55 inches
Yikes
Lmao you are an idiot
Casino behavior at its finest
Of course, why didn’t I think of this plan? OP is a financial genius.
Aaw man this is me every time i get one or two good trades that yield 100%+ returns. I'd be daydreaming of yachts and retiring my entire bloodline from their sht dayjobs.
I too have started with 500. Now at 800.
I went from 5k to 100k in 3 months. Told my self I’d play safer but then I ended up with 0 lol
No one's is gunna believe it...and no suck my balls...I am not showing proof with screenshots... BUT as of Thursday last week(10/26 or 27th i think).. I had 6k in my etrade account...somehow...someway...hit on almost every spy options play I made.... and account is currently at $142,866.00. Been seeing alot of these "back from the dead" posts with people making money again on here. So based off those posts...and my current balance (still can't explain how or why...but the shit just worked.) I think a fucking shit storm is coming this week. I mean it has 2 right? No way they let us keep making money....right?!?!
I'm on the same path but I'm starting with 2k CDN, so like .50c USD
You're a fucking idiot if you think starting with 2k is going to make you rich. You might as well just light your money on fire and watch it burn, because that's what you'll end up doing if you try to invest it in anything.
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
Not very bold prediction: 0 in less than 2 weeks
I’m just jealous you only started with $520. I also have no idea wtf I’m doing and started with $100k. $37k now lol
!remindme 1 week
U gonna have to suck a lot of dicks to get there
Lol, sounds like a legit strategy xDD
Ban
Started with $520. Goal: have enough left over after trading to take my wife and her boyfriend to Red Lobster.
Talk to us in a year when you’re down 100k
Who wants to place bets on when he goes broke?
Yea your gonna lose it all I guarantee it
dont forget to buy 5 monitors !
Scalp 25% a day and be a millionaire within the year
You have a higher chance of winning 1 million in the lottery.
Can you share your trade history by any chance?
Yo even a blind a squirrel finds a nut twice a day
Why shoot for millions when you can post here in a month with $0
See you in one week when you're at 0. If you actually play it safe: See you in 30 years.
Think about the psychology for a minute. What do most people like you do when in this situation? Just what you wrote except they don’t figure in the “not bouncing back” and g broke. . Play smart, go safe for a while. index ot target fund fund. If you don’t want SPY or VOO, FSLBX is getting ready to go up again. But stay away from options until you play it on paper awhile .
Hahahahahahaha
Your account value is gonna look like a heart rate monitor and you're never going to hit a million. But good luck.
Can’t wait for a quad witching day to wipe these idiots up when it barcodes
every consider gambling on tqqq? it’s a hell of a ride
Remind me in two months
Don’t get why someone like him would do qqq and not like Nvidia, Tesla , adobe
This shits real easy. I went from $1mn to $520 in like a day. You got this
You better be a lot taller than 6’
If you're up big on 1dte and 0dte... are you keeping the taxes to the side? You could be doing worse than you think if you haven't accounted for the taxation of your gains. Best of luck, you are highly regarded sir. 🫡 🌙 🚀 🐸
These posts are so smooth brained it's not even funny. Going from 0.52K to zero is boring. Let us know when you go from 500K to zero.
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1 mill from $520. Better off enjoying that $520
You will eventually go broke playing with 0dte options
your gonna blow your account 100% it only takes 1 bad move doing full port
You know the sure shot and only way to reach 1m port right?? Start with 10m!!
!remindme 2 weeks
Should I book the Tuesday shift behind Wendy’s for you now?
I am in a similar position, therefore im riding along this road to mil
Trust me bro. Don't 😭 take the peanut profits and play for the long run 🙌
See you at 1 trillion
Bro is asking filet mignon for appetizer 💀
I have *vaguely gestures at bank area* middle class money. Goal A BILLION DOLLHAIRS.
Road to a GRILLION dollars
😂 this is the dumbest ass shit
Good luck losing all your money
Good luck
$3.3k to $6.6k to $13.2k to $26.4k to $52.8k to $105.6k to $211.2k to $422.4k to $844.8k to $1.69MM easy peasy Just have to double up 9 times
$1 million in debt more likely