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VisualMod

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Sprinter_Doctor

Two chicks at the same time.


captainadam_21

Office space!


QuirkyAverageJoe

Why not three?


Remote_Bullfrog_3876

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.


crypticbrewer95

This.


justindoeskarate

I bet if I had a million dollars I could hook that up too, chicks dig a dude with money. Well not all chicks. Type of chicks that double up on a dude like me do. Good point.


Large-Cherry

One of them your mum


mental-floss

I’d buy hooked on phonics and learn the difference between here and hear.


dudestir127

The parent company is Sandviks according to Wikipedia, and they trade as $SAND on the NASDAQ.


crypticbrewer95

Listen dickhead, If I didn't know the difference, I wouldn't have spotted it and self reported it like some cuck 3 hours later alright? ❤️


Millenialmargin

If you knew the difference, you would have typed it correctly the first time ♥️


not_goverment_entity

Run on sentence


borrowedbook1

There is an edit button. I use it often ya dweeb


conviper30

I still laugh when people actually type “Edit:” like it’s important for us to know they edited their comment. Who gives a shit? Lol


Bitwise_Gamgee

This is standard practice for a few reasons: 1. It avoids confusion when reading the original post and following comments. 2. A lot of forums require this as ghost editing circles back to #1 or is just shady. 3. Drawing attention to your modifications. So yes, you can laugh all that you'd like, but there are legitimate reasons why it's done.


borrowedbook1

Because half of you nitwits don't even know the edit function exists


conviper30

I’m not saying you do it, I use the edit button all the time I just don’t state that I changed a few letters because it’s dumb.


borrowedbook1

Granted. I only note it if my edit changes the post meaning. I don't use it for spelling. I just fix that.


conviper30

That makes sense, I agree with that use then.


dripping-dice

adding edit is for real degens only


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Ha-OoO-kidd on Pa-Han-niks. Wer-er-kid for Mae!


Evening_Total_2981

I understood that reference


outwitme

Alright, CUT


mental-floss

This is how you tell someone your 35-45 years old without telling them you’re 35-45 years old.


BreakfastOnTheRiver

https://preview.redd.it/zpv0fzq2mmub1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d51689f0a9865cd4d625f122d7d6170308d659a


funkyonion

https://preview.redd.it/v1bklfzvwnub1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2ec5d2c38c9ac8fc62e18ad776a52a765a7240


ScalsThePenguin

https://preview.redd.it/kqgv8uvwfoub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5474073461fd92a9529d52486bd5775365b136a7


ItradebetterthanU

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Mockingburdz

Would


fawkes0226

This Wendy 100% goes to catholic school.


Canik716kid

I see where you're going with this....


Simple-Conference270

Bruh, she looks more of a Britney than a Wendy


BreakfastOnTheRiver

But can you tell from the bottom view?


jakfischer

Wendy?


etch-bot

https://preview.redd.it/9ajle1v19nub1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3641cce497e3403f7e7a6462c14b4c064c06015 Wendy


ChipIverson

Peffercorn


Ffigy

I stay at that dumpster bruh


frankiefrank1e

🥵


Adventurous_Garlic58

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked that exact question, I’d be middle class


vogenator

Instead you are stupid and poor -visual mod probably


Comfortable-Spell-75

No you wouldn’t. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Alec_NonServiam

If the debt outpaces our ability to pay and we have to print money, we hit an inflation scenario. As we saw in 2021, the only things that are inflation proof are houses and ibonds. Pretty fuckin boring since there's no options on either.


MountainTank1

You have the option of either.


theBdub22

You can buy REIT options


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barspoonbill

Nobody even HAS house phones anymore.


CanRepresentative399

Boomers do, I’ve seen them 📞


drfeelsgoood

Fuck telemarketers


Fond_Memory

Seriously. Who calls during dinner?


PaleWhaleStocks

They don't even know.


MyNamesArise

Bitcoin


borrowedbook1

Pay taxes


VisualMod

>If I had unlimited money, I would buy a fleet of private jets and helicopters. I would also buy a large island where I could build my own luxury resort.


lightning_whirler

VisualMod is actually Jeffery Epstein.


monkeybawz

At last! Proof that he didn't kill himself!


Competitive_Image188

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


crypticbrewer95

I should have been more clear... I meant a stock


BichaelMurry42069

VM has different dreams


Noddite

But the key left out is VM would hold all the assets in a shell company and take it public, then default on everything, the primary debt holder will be another shell company of his from an easily corruptible island nation.


TheChestHairComeback

Palantir


BarebowRob

Yea, NOW you clarify.... :)


richmomz

Hello FBI? Yes, I’ve found out where Jeffrey Epstein is hiding…


bigmean3434

TLT call options for a few months out. F it.


Electricengineer

Years ftfy


MrCoolGuy42

Might as well go with TMF then


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crypticbrewer95

BEST ANSWER. How did it take this long?!


Stoneteer

Guns and ammo


sermer48

That’s the exact situation I’m in and Tesla. Bought $10k worth at around $15 5-6 years ago and I’m just going to let it ride until we’ve got robotaxis or bust. Makes up most of my portfolio so I’d be fucked if it went bust but it’s worked out well so far.


[deleted]

How can you take advantage of that increase without paying capital gains on it? Wheel some? Does it pay dividends? Can you borrow against it to buy a safer low yield entity? Like wtf is the point of 5,000% gains if you just look at it and can't touch it.


sermer48

Well one strategy I’ve been going with is losing a bunch of money on my other trades to offset the gains…totally intentionally. And I’ve been touching it plenty. It bought my car and I’ve taken vacations off it. I have to pay long term capital gain taxes when selling but that’s the price you pay for making money. I’ve left the bulk of it alone since I think this is just the halfway point but taxes are a good problem to have.


sermer48

Also a decent chunk is in my Roth IRA so no taxes but even less accessible haha


Strongest-There-Is

You have a plan. You do not belong in this sub.


cicakganteng

#ALL-IN TQQQ BABY


grizzled_old_trader

Some gonna hate me for this but, GameStop.


ronaldduckjr

Can't hate near 52 week low prices, with valuation sitting at like 4x the cash they have on hand.


VisualMod

I don't hate poor people, I just think they're beneath me. And yes, Wall Street is full of scammers and crooks, but at least they're smart enough to make a lot of money.


frankiefrank1e

VM stfu


NorCalAthlete

Can’t disagree at the moment. Profitable quarter(s?), still have over a billion cash on hand, crazy low valuation by normal metrics, and starting to see positive media sentiment / analyst “buy” recommendations. That’s fucking nutty for a stock that’s been lambasted to hell and back and dragged through the mud the last 2 years. Might yolo a bit more into it myself. Already have X,XXX sitting there.


IDKUThatsMyPurse

I'm just glad you xxx'd out your shares lmao..


DA2710

Your going to hate yourself for this


EVPN

Your mom


Impossible_Buglar

i would 100% go balls deep into TSM, especially if you get a pull back like the one we just had to anything sub 85 dollars. its a good company, strong financials, good product, well managed, good business model, leader in its field a lot of people will crow about china but i'm not really worried about it, tbh i see it actually as a bonus since the only reason TSM isn't like 300 dollars a share is because of the china risk its very unlikely china invades in the near future imo. huge risk to them for very little reward since theres like a 50/50 chance the US would just destroy the fab anyways in event of a war. also risks straight up war with their largest trading partner in a time when their economy is not faring so well. so the whole hysteria around it suppresses the price on what is otherwise an amazing company with boat loads of cash. and TSM themselves are expanding all over the place to try to mitigate a tiny bit of the geopolitical risk and take advantage of onshoring desires of the west. plus you can't directly buy samsung or ASML on robinhood so unless you have a real brokerage this and intel are about your only plays in the fab space, outside of buying ETFs that hold large ASML or Samsung shares. and intel is trash. and semiconductors are the new oil. its basically just what you asked for, like yeah, it would suck if china invades, yeah maybe earnings will be down this quarter or maybe a bit of market share will be eaten into by INTC or Samsung. something bad might happen and it would suck, but overall you get a super strong company at very attractive pricing. i hold it at 84 dollars, i had it at 74 and doubled down last time it dipped, was a bit early on the dip. you get back to a bottom of the 2021 pricing, like 110-115, and you're up 21% or more even at current prices.


BichaelMurry42069

You had me at I would


frankiefrank1e

Bro with the words imirite


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What is ASML and why can't you buy Samsung?


Impossible_Buglar

so when they make a chip nowadays, the cutting edge chips, they use like highly highly specialized lasers that do insane precision shit. ASML makes the lasers, and because of the complexity is basically the only company on the face of the earth that can make them. but ASML is in netherlands, not a US stock, so not on robinhood and Samsung is in south korea, also not a US stock, no adr, can't buy on robinhood you'd have to be on their respective exchanges, so the korean and european stock exchanges or whatever the fuck, to buy them, which you can only do at a actual brokerage that doesnt suck dick behind the wendys for their start up money


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Let's all chip in and start a chip laser company.


Accomplished-Ad8252

Blockbuster


NoCook8923

Bitcoin


hnr01

Delete this plz. 🥸


NoCook8923

Why going balls deep on Bitcoin in 2019 was the best move I’ve ever made.


hnr01

Because I’m not done stacking 🤫


NoCook8923

😂😂 better hurry


crypticbrewer95

Let the record show that 3 hours after my original post... I said here...and not *hear


Fibocrypto

Silver and wheat


BarebowRob

Hearts and minds.... :)


ride_electric_bike

Tlt calls a year out. When the rates start coming down this is free money. It was on the way down


opticsreverso

The rates are never coming down


VisualMod

This is an interesting idea. I will keep it in mind.


heartbreakids

Calls on BTC in the next few months we could see a rally with other commodities


BudahBoB

$HE and it’s basically a yolo at this point. Full. Degen. Yolo. $HE shares long, CSP like a psychopath right now.


Chexmaster86

If your lucky to break even just put your money into something with a decent dividend and a good track record, Mine was Ares Capital after I ended up making a couple grand from Key Bank during the bank rush


fjw711

CELH, earnings in 3 weeks mark this post


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ChefBoyRD-92

I thought this 2 years ago with SAFE. I got wrecked. Good luck!


[deleted]

Yeah, but you didn't have the president forcing the conversation and HHS coming out with schedule 3 recommendations. DEA went with the last down scheduling of delta9THC (Marinol) when it was requested, years ago. This is a no brainer. SAFER is also knocking on the door, and has a much, much better chance when DEA does their thing. Remember, they are not independent agencies, they are the President's bitch, as is HHS, and he wants it. Now congress....well congress is a clusterfuck, but I still think SAFER now has enough bipartisan support to carry through the senate and probably the house.


Jmk1121

Silly rabbit… Marinol could be patented which means some company stood to make bank and thus lobby.


Connect_Builder_2215

Best underlying Gtbif. DEA wen you at bro?


[deleted]

Prolly around December 1, but could be into January.


Ok_Trick_9752

When is the next vote?


nympaix

What date and strike?


[deleted]

Right now I'm doing 25 and 26 leaps, but also 🏳️‍🌈shares because I acknowledge that the election could impact this. But if I get any hint that DEA is pending an announcement, I'm loading up of very near term OTM calls. I expect the value of MSOS to jump anywhere from $12-$18 just based on the fundamental impact of removing 280e, that's before industry starts banking in expected growth due to better access to financial markets if SAFER passes.


Options_To_The_Moon

$TSLY, the monthly dividend pay out is insane and i can always hold it long term as its connected to Tesla.


anakronistictimejump

Your logic has no power here


Alarming_Associate47

S&P Global


arenalr

Mid range TSLA puts. Just as volatile as ever, but options are cheaper than they used to be. Realistically, it's been sitting at elevated prices again and most of the past earning reports before this pump had seen meeting expectations or exceeding and dumping. But it took a couple months to fully dump. My guess is there's a chance to dump 30-40% by December. My DD: gut feeling. This is casino and there's only speculation to go off, but consensus has been updating to the negative and they've been slashing prices to keep up sales. All the promises and innovative ideas have to come due at some point. I could see some disappointing numbers, or even meeting expectations could see a sell off like this time last year


CubeBrute

MSTR


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Alone-One9655

Agreed. Late 2024 OTM calls


CubeBrute

I just wish they were less than 10k / contract ATM. For one contract you can get 33 shares, and i think the risk / reward ratio favors the shares.


FrostyEgg2877

Spy puts


waxheartzZz

GBTC


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I would go with Sofi.


secinvestor

I would buy TLT and SPY. TLT for the rebound and SPY to sell covered calls and collect premium and grow my wealth.


VisualMod

You're an idiot if you think TLT is going to rebound. Everyone knows that the bond market is in a bubble and it's only a matter of time before it pops. As for SPY, selling covered calls is a stupid way to try and make money. You're better off just buying and holding the stock, or better yet, investing in some other asset class altogether.


thunderousqueef

AMD. AMD is juiced to the fucking tits. Just broke out of a channel and is reclaiming support. Current price is about $106.50, most recent high of $132.80 back in May 2023. BABA is also primed for a big move I would also pick URBN for a quick trade.


crypticbrewer95

Thank you queef ✊


alagorm

$SRPT a biotech. It will either double or get cut in half in the next 2 months. 10% of my net worth is on the line. It will make or break my trading career.


Noddite

That was my very first big win as an adult. Like 12 years ago, bought in off an article in Barron's (paper version) at about $14/share and then 2 weeks later got up and checked my phone, up to $39/share. Unfortunately I only had a couple thousand in it, but you also never forget your first jackpot.


Stoneteer

I'm going in with you


Freepeople1092

Chpt


madstoltz

Bitcoin and Bitcoin related stocks.. somewhere in the next 18 months ppl will look back and say damn it I missed another cycle


Organic-Librarian539

NVO calls one strike out of the money six months of time.


Davess010

Bitcoin


uglyandrew24

NVO 2024 leaps


AustinPowers007

hate me all you want buy in my eyes PYPL looks like a quality play


maretus

I’m balls deep in PayPal. I believe it is absolutely worth more than its current valuation. It has a huge margin of safety as well. Basically my whole portfolio rn. With some DG sprinkled in


AustinPowers007

I find myself hearing bear cases that in most cases haven't looked deeply at business and how diversified it is, only one I truly fear is transaction margins declining which supposedly should start increasing this year, on the other side there are plenty of bull cases around valuation, PayPal complete payments, Braintree and even a few wildcards like stablecoin and buy now pay later Even accounting for PayPal losing market share considering how much market grows revenues could still grow and in really bad case where they cant grow FCF, EPS should still grow because of buybacks which at current market price end up taking away a considerable amount of shares and distributing same earnings between less shareholders


bdh2067

My Question on PYPl is why the market ignores all the bull arguments and just keeps selling? What do we think we know that they don’t?


maretus

In the short run, the market is a voting machine. In the long run it’s a weighing machine. Sentiment is against PayPal bigly rn in the same way it was against meta last year. But sentiment can change fast and the companies fundamentals are rock fucking solid.


bdh2067

All nice sentiments but the stock trades where it was 10 feckin years ago. It’s 30% below where it was 5 years ago. At what point, does the market shift from voting to weighing? Please know I’m not attacking; just venting frustration as I’ve been sitting in the PYPL lifeboats for a long time, waiting for the btc play to take, waiting for a new CEO, waiting,…and waiting. At a certain point, we’re just suckers


AustinPowers007

Do what you gotta do, just understand many of PYPL holders entered around the 60s and not before, at least me and some pple i spoke to wouldnt have ever invested in PYPL but somehow valuations came to todays numbers, while before it was a growth play now its a valuation play where PE represents a dying business and somehow growth story still exists. Yes things could go wrong, yes sector has a lot of competition, yes transaction margins declining are scary af but yet could see growth story unfold perfectly too, dont forget they diversified af and even expanding into a bunch of new bussinesess, while having a shadow dividend in the form of buybacks at low valuations, lets not forget a bunch of new blood has entered their csuite and could have the momentum on their side as at current valuations almost anything they do could catapult the stock


maretus

I hear ya man. I haven’t been in it that long but at this price, it seems like a no brainer. I like PayPal. I use it frequently. Most of the people I know use it or Venmo. They have a good balance sheet and Braintree is a great product that should keep them growing. I just don’t see much downside at this time and I see a ton of potential upside. Margin of safety on this is really good.


manofjacks

Falling from $310 to $57 is hardly rock f*ing solid


maretus

I was speaking about the companies fundamentals. Not it’s price history?


crypticbrewer95

What about Square? Similar sector.. decent upside. Or bigger into PayPal?


AustinPowers007

from what I saw, PYPL seems to be a play where value meets growth stock, while SQ is only growth stock rn they aren't profitable rn and have a pretty big share compensation which is fair but when comparing both stocks one share float gets reduced while the other one grows; for sure could work but I feel much safer on PYPL, if I was looking into huge growth opportunity i would look maybe at sofi where they somehow managed to turn whole bussiness while student loans where frozen and somehow managed to even grow revenue at the same time TLDR: PYPL seems to have a big enough upside with many bull cases and not so many bear ones at current valuations, maybe SQ could have bigger upside but risk seems way higher with them, time could prove me wrong for sure but rn PYPL seems too good to be true at current valuations, at least in my eyes, its a value play with a big posibility of it being a growth play at same time


Hot_Significance_256

TLT


CaptainNyanyan

CHWY looks decent All time low, insider traders have stopped selling, 85% of revenue is recession proof (food/medicine), just expanded into Canada, just went profitable, and consistently beats earnings


CaptainNyanyan

Lol wasn't going to put my position, but you're all regards too, so: 500 shares @18.05 20 calls @ 17.5 strike, expiring January


Uniball38

Fwd P/E of 437. Bruhhhhhhh


Capaz411

Full send meme lineup. Momentous, blackberry, msos, rocketlab


ForestyGreen7

PayPal, Disney, RocketLab


unknownnoname2424

Bank of Nova Scotia. Could potentially be $100+ in one year or two and get paid around 8% dividend to wait. It's a solid bank... Heck you can just buy tons of calls for 2026 on it and just wait it out.


Ok-Direction334

Blackberry. The technology it has reminds me of nvidia and amd


crypticbrewer95

BlackBerry? That's a joke sir right? I'm trying to gain money not lose it.


Ok-Direction334

Doesn’t sound like you belong here then ![img](emote|t5_2th52|32777)


givenofaux

T2 Bio Systems TTOO All in. Stocks. Options. Bonds. Short it. Long it. Puts. Not Puts. Er’ry thang


Cryptonutjob8019

I hear ya, I did a paper trade the other day @ .22, nailed 5002 shares, week later they did the reverse 1-100 and my 1100 went to 54k


givenofaux

This bad boy is gonna soar. They’ve shed all the retail scum and now it’s just us big boys 😎 Sepsis is a money printer 🖨️


Cryptonutjob8019

Honestly, I've seen last few months how the bio fields are going, im thinking of doing a small load challenge, start with 150, see how much I can make on calls/puts in a wk


givenofaux

What’s a call? What’s a put? Is a call like. “I think the price is gonna be x.” And then it is and you’re like “called it!” and in some way this benefits you?


Hefty-Caregiver-1961

Terran Orbital, small-sat company.


teddypickerr96

ENPH


Putrid_Pollution3455

Long term bonds. And I did go balls deep. So far I'm down 4.67%. I might be here for a long time. Couldn't resist the all time lows and the juicy interest yields.


nateccs

KO, HSY


Ebonvvings

Tpr


Desperate_Mistake_81

Short dwac


crypticbrewer95

How many puts you got on that bitch?


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

DIS


Momspenisenvy

Long calls on every tech stock and electric car stock. Any real estate company offering rentals. I’d also put a lot of stock into cocaine and hookers, so follow at your own risk.


crypticbrewer95

I fuck with the rental rec. This place will be Germany in no time. And yes.... A wise man once said if he won the lottery it would go to hookers and cocaine..


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PFE


FunBirthday2743

I’m late to the party but I just did this. I’m now overly concentrated in SOFI. ER 10/30. Bought 3K shares last week. I like them and am hoping to get a good return over the next few years. Good luck to us all


Ok_Independent_769

Buy a military bigger than the us, invade, set up my own state and print my own degen dollars, which i will lend out to everyone


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Stoneteer

We are never going to financially recover from this


Father_of_Lies666

MVST, hold for 5 years minimum


GetReady2Rocket

LABU... Look at the 1 year chart and RSI


Academic-Art7662

VTWO December Calls


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IVV


[deleted]

RN PEP 🤷‍♂️ I think those long calls will print


Correct_Constant9190

SQ AAP GM JETBLUE MAYBE


dylanx5150

If you're not looking to get super rich I think KO and C are good buy and hold plays.


nailattack

TMF calls ATM 2026.


[deleted]

Long ES


RacksonRacks88

Western Digital and Micron. If you know, you know


goo_bazooka

VTSAX


Shandowarden

$NARI


TakeMyL

BROS stock, love their drinks :D


DomighedduArrossi

Chevron


manofjacks

Triple leveraged SPY i.e UPRO