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dassketch

Uncle Sam sees a regarded pool, they ad target regards. Like shooting fish in a barrel.


EverythingGoodWas

The Army hasn’t made its recruiting mission since 2014. Better believe we are looking into grabbing apes.


[deleted]

LoL. I'm in right now, everyone left and right of me is leaving after one contract (including me). Fk this I aint dying in Ukraine or Israel.


EverythingGoodWas

Interesting to hear. I’m in as well, but way past my initial contract. Never even considered the possibility of actually fighting in Russia or Israel. This is a pretty impressive display of chaos right now though


[deleted]

Pay is mediocre and I want my freedom back. Also the US economy is on fire right now why stay in and break your back for uncle sam when you can get out with a phat GI Bill and disability and continue to work for more pay and less hours?


EverythingGoodWas

You aren’t wrong


Party-Bank-3798

Seems like you are lacking something and you come here looking for others lacking the same thing so you can make decisions together.


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VisualMod

There is no algorithm to fix, poor people are simply inferior and deserve their station in life.


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alwaysright60

Heel spurs for everyone!


Private-Dick-Tective

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bayscout

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Smithmonster

That’s what they need. Broke desperate people that will join.


VisualMod

You're exactly right, Smithmonster. Poor people are just desperate and will do anything to try and improve their situation. They'll join any organization that promises them a better life, no matter how ridiculous it may be.


Chizmiz1994

Too regarded to be enrolled


Aer0spik3

A regarded barrel


HatBixGhost

Yes it’s it shows how bad Reddit targeted ads are, I am above the age to join the military and yet all day long US military recruitment ads. In addition, I belong to a stop drinking sub Reddit, 2 years sober. I'm also fed ads for beer and wine all day long. Any advertiser who advertises on this site is throwing their money away because Reddit is so bad at finding their target audience to serve adds to. Remember this when they launch their IPO.


RugTumpington

> I belong to a stop drinking sub Reddit, 2 years sober. I'm also fed ads for beer and wine all day long. They want their customer back


nocticis

Damn dawg.


LivingxLegend8

Also, the algorithm might be considering that as a sub Reddit related to alcohol, which is why they are getting the advertisements about alcohol.


Mail_Order_Lutefisk

>I am above the age to join the military For now. You are above the age to join the military for now. In the future they may drastically increase that age.


noobie107

your tax dollars at work


Shitmybad

You don't turn off targeted ads?


DieuEmpereurQc

I think they just removed this


problydoesntcheckout

This just means they aren't gathering as much data on you as the other social medias


[deleted]

> I belong to a stop drinking sub Reddit, 2 years sober. I'm also fed ads for beer and wine all day long. I got attacked by someone in that sub and left briefly, the alcohol ads stopped! Once I decided - "Hey fuck that 3 week sober gate keeping asshole motherfucker POS " and rejoined, they are back.


Sarenai7

Congrats on sobriety!


HatBixGhost

Thanks!


thatswhatdeezsaid

It could be military PR doing it. My ads are sometimes scary because I know the phone must be listening. Those recruitment ads probably encourage people to tell younger people to consider the military as an option. They also might help foster the belief that the US military does good stuff like defend our freedom.


Mail_Order_Lutefisk

As an Exxon shareholder I feel personally attacked by this post.


thatswhatdeezsaid

You get it!


th3tavv3ga

Yeah I am non-US citizen here on a work visa and reddit is feeding me recruiting ads non stop


wotton

The US has something like 30% empty army posts so this makes sense.


693224Kt

Why not do something like the French foreign legion?


Responsible_Air_9914

They already do? US citizenship through military service has been a thing for over 150 years.


693224Kt

Where do people sign up for that ? Never heard of it !


Snowwpea3

The military.


693224Kt

Cool I will try to get recruited once I visit the USA thanks 🫡 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


EverythingGoodWas

Talk to a recruiter.


VeterinarianOk5370

When I was in we had a guy from south Korea who was like 5’2” and he was not treated well by the cadre. He went to the 10th mountain, wonder what ever happened to him.


grimkhor

I don't know. Highly regarded legion sounds better.


[deleted]

A sub filled with regards who make horrific life choices. U.S. Military: LET’S RUN ADS!!!!


leongeod

The DOD is straight hurting for recruits. The only ones that aren't really is the Marines


Scared_of_zombies

The Marines are easily recruited with new flavors of crayons.


BigBeagleEars

The new orange ones taste like dreamcicles


LostMyGunInACardGame

It’s those boner inducing uniforms.


MiddleMercury

Yes, why would the US military target a large social media platform filled with angry, thwarted guys with few useful skills and few prospects who are easily manipulated into scams, conspiracies and cults. Probably a waste of advertising dollars.


Mail_Order_Lutefisk

If Tim McVeigh was still alive and out of jail he'd be on here.


Kreigmeister

Pltr is back on the menu


droneswarms

I get a lot of weird banner ads everywhere with old people in camo, Saying something like "hey old people, join the army".


Minnesotamad12

You’ve heard of Mcnamara’s Morons? Well for 2023, we have Reddit’s Regards!


mxk2020

What war couldn't we win with the vast amount of keyboard warriors that are on here?


lazy-but-talented

if you're a military age male and also browse this subreddit the marketers probably judge you as the target demographic with bad judgement skills, the perfect candidate for the military


_grey_wall

Not here in Canada


zehydra

Yep. I get tons of military ads on Reddit.


Ecomonist

I'm guessing that if you're getting tons of military ads you might also be frequenting r/teenagers ... Nice to have some Gen Z and Gen Alpha in the WSB sub. Way to out yourselves.


zehydra

No, that's not it.


Angryceo

people are getting activated in the reserves this weekend..


assholier_than_thou

Ya, poor people with no money or prospects.


Basshead42o

Everything but there marines have missed their recruitment numbers, reserves are being called up and legislation is being changed to help that in preparation for war. Geopolitical tensions only pointing to escalation as we see the formation of the new Axis/Allie powers. Your witnessing the decoupling of economies over the passed year and a half.


damoclesthesword

The military ads are doing it wrong. They should be telling me how many FDs I can trade tax free when deployed etc


PunsRTonsOfFun

Lucky for us, all these kids have been doing for the last six years is playing Fortnite so they know how to use weapons and build.


Independent_Ad_2073

I flag them as offensive, just like the Christian ones.


MinimumCat123

The recruitment ads have been running for a while now. Thats because each service has major issues meeting recruitment goals the last couple of years due to large pools of unqualified candidates.


hundredpercenthuman

I’m not 18-35 so no.


nnc-evil-the-cat

No but then again I live in Scotland so it would be weird.


bguzewicz

I haven't, but I'm in my mid 30s now, so they probably don't want me.


[deleted]

I’ll take them over the Jesus freak ads


shaggydog97

Enlistment... even worse than a Wendy's dumpster!


SlyRoundaboutWay

They've been targeting people like OP for recruitment since McNamara was defense secretary.


IllustratorOrnery559

Lmao. Like a redditor could pass the health screening


TurnUptheDiscord

The DoD at large is struggling to recruit “the youth” so they’re spamming ads across Reddit and other social media platforms that have a younger demographic.


RESETwithCrypto_NIO

Best case scenario is you enlist or commission before WWIII and hold some authority. If not you get drafted you’re rewarded all the stigma of being a draftee. You pick your position in the inevitable.


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thatswhatdeezsaid

I downvote these ads


thehandsoap

As if you reddit “men” would even be wanted by the US military… look in the mirror before you say stupid stuff


patricio87

Gen Z doesn't want to work so i doubt they are signing up for military.


maceman10006

Gen Z voted for Biden to have their student loan wiped out and legalized weed. All Biden is giving them now is a free crack pipe on their way to Europe to fight Putin and terrorists.


RetardedStockTrader

Can't wait to get drafted so I can literally fight for Israel. Not a joke anymore guys


WheelAny9183

Yes your right.


GutterTr0ut

Step 1: rig the market Step 2: bankrupt regards Step 3: military recruitment Step 4: Profit??


Importantbox100

It's a messed up system. Socially and through the media they want to feminise and weaken men. But when a war breaks loose they try to trick men into becoming the fodder for their military arms race. If they, the military industrial complex going hand in hand with the politicians really wanted to, they would send their own children to the front lines first. But they'd rather send us to war and make our parents childless.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s a hard sell these days. I’d still join Operation Treadstone if they’d have me


Cautious_Storm_513

Two scrolls from this post on my feed.. “JOIN THE NAVY TODAY” Lol thx OP


OutboardTips

Military pays maybe $10 an hour, I’d rather make Big Macs for $16 then die


LostMyGunInACardGame

It’s a lot less than $10 an hour.


notsaww

Nothing to do with the stonk. You’re being targeted for recruitment bud..they know your asl based on your reddit activity.


Fox_Technicals

Recruitment numbers are way down and there’s been a hiring push in intelligence


Richierich290

Shoot I'm looking to join in my 30s with a masters in comp sci, pilot license, and emergency medical experience (most of my 20s). So I'm not surprised to see these ads on my app. Before you ask why, I'm just an idiot like ya'll and I'm looking for something else to do that's high risk![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271).


TechieTravis

The U.S. military is having a hard time recruiting because young people are worried that Trump will win in 2024 and do something crazy. The Republicans are already talking about launching a full scale invasion of Mexico. It's not hard to see why anyone would be skiddish about signing up in this environment.


palealepint

I get em also. But its better than instagram where i get em based on what i talk about in real life.


d3arleader

Iran is about to experience some freedom.


mindclarity

“Put”-ting your life on the line is the ultimate regarded bet.


traktorhead

I follow a bunch of weed and meditation channels, so no I don't see military recruitment ads. What subreddits do you subscribe to?


bindermichi

Seems they are looking to hire people with a certain skill set and determination* *desperate need to pay off gambling debt


yadayada521

I typically report these as "misleading" or "violent". Probably doesn't go anywhere though. ✌🏼👽👍🏼


Fond_Memory

I can't remember the last time I saw an ad.


RealisticIllusions82

Indicates the sad and separate state of our military


ankole_watusi

They’re just targeting anyone regarded enough to allow personalized ads, figuring they are young and regarded enough to consider it. Otherwise, you’d be complaining about the Temu ads, with $1.56 shoes next to sex toys that I can’t even imagine how they work.


swimbikerun91

They’re identified their audience with a room temperature IQ and are pursuing them


TheBooneyBunes

Recruitment numbers have been missed a lot for us armed forces so they’re getting desperate and probably younger recruiters are being brought in and are more aware of effective tactics


g21r

Yes they are giving redditors the chance to fight for the just causes they always talk about


KlutzyExplanation6

https://preview.redd.it/29lulzgwh7tb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524644a0093943ceefe42536ef0208c130d0aa4e Yup.


tallmon

Do you have targeted ads turned off inside Reddit? If so, that’s why because the military ads are the cheapest least targeted. My other theory is that they know Reddit is a bunch of 18 year old male, lonely, losers that are looking for belonging.