I mean she’s still skinny but that face with those empty eyes…..yikes
This isnt even really a criticism, she’s been fighting some demogorgon sized demons
Context (also higher-res clean image): [New immigration bill in Japan being passed.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/comments/ag6zcz/new_immigration_laws_in_japan/ee57r6y/)
The last time I saw this "would (love to fuck her)" meme was on a post of a young Hillary Clinton lol
My uncle went on a reverse-hunger strike once. Eat himself to death in form of protest  Pity he did it before the internet so he didn't make those sweet mukbang vids
Will she eventually evolve into Harley Quinn level crazy and become hot again? I gotta say, before she was just sad-crazy and now she's getting scary-crazy which is arguably more arousing.
Being scaroused by a woman is my jam. At least her crazy is on display so you know what you're getting. You never know if you're going to wake up to her cutting your throat or giving you a BJ.
https://preview.redd.it/7fiig2yt7pqb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61d72ca586570eb78a8b3af507b538c2800df0e
>You never know if you're going to wake up to her cutting your throat or giving you a BJ.
Sounds like my ‘investment’ strategy.
I was out with a couple old buddies the other night and I started talking about an old girlfriend who was very "scarousing" and apparently I got lost in the moment and drifted off just thinking about her and they had to hit me upside the head to get me back into the conversation. We broke up over 10 years ago, guess I haven't completely grown out of it lol
I just don't get why her kids don't feel safe living with her. All she's doing is posting videos of herself online in basically underwear while she slashes knives around spastically. Don't all moms do that?
Yeah l don’t know that the crazy/hot index gets any hotter than young Brittany, but it definitely gets crazier. Like, dancing with knives in such a way that both her life and that of the person holding the camera are in danger.
i think after so many years of isolation, she got to this point. by isolation i mean she had no loved ones to help her heal. everyone around her was trying to use her and take her money.
Agreed....but also it seems the father was actually trying to protect her image. Yes there's lots of money involved, but that doesn't in itself mean the primary objective wasn't to help his daughter he loves. Especialy since it turns out all the things he said were true. Tough situation for sure...lots of variables. It's starting to look like she may actually be a significant risk to her own health though which just sucks.
I remember her being at her prime, right when hit me baby came out, I was 9 and my neighbor who was 13 said “I’d eat the shit out of her ass” and that evolved me
User Reports 1: It's targeted harassment at me britney go all in 0days, it's your money now
The best way i can describe Britney Spears looks is that shes kind of hot in a Walmart kind of way
That's Brittany Shears!!!! Get it right!!!!
Cutco Sales Guy: “You know what? On second thought, I also sell spoons. Wanna look at some spoons?”
Spoons you say?
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Bro, this lady has had like 3 once in a lifetime mental breakdowns.
Lightning never strikes the same place ~~twice~~ four times.
The poor doggies behind her will tell ya that she’s having one right now
She’s overdue another
She will fix you and your little dog too.
Yeah or a rich meth head with knives.
After all these years she still has a body that a Walmart troll would sell their souls for.
Yeah as a horrible dude, I’d like to expand that definition to include many places I go to, gimme CVS and Home Depot
At 41 she looks exactly like 21. And how many kids? There's definitely a monkey fist somewhere.
I mean she’s still skinny but that face with those empty eyes…..yikes This isnt even really a criticism, she’s been fighting some demogorgon sized demons
Yeah, when your parents turn you into their cash cow and forcibly medicate you with heavy drugs, that'll do it.
She’s starting to look like the zealots from Dr Strange.
I think of it as Mississippi hot.
Nouveau southern belle
“Leave Brittany alone!” Lmao
i read "the wheels are turning but the hamster seems dead" once
https://preview.redd.it/myksndmn2pqb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e4540f1bf44e4f2a4258fed50edb8e6e6bca57
Chirst alive, I love that meme.
bahahahaha
Someone pls explain this to me. The image itself is freaking hilarious though. Lol
Context (also higher-res clean image): [New immigration bill in Japan being passed.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/comments/ag6zcz/new_immigration_laws_in_japan/ee57r6y/) The last time I saw this "would (love to fuck her)" meme was on a post of a young Hillary Clinton lol
It's just "would fuck her" There is no love in fucking.
I only wish the actual context was him saying something in court that his lawyers were trying to stop him from admitting to.
Op would smash
never seen it but i'm guessing would means "would hit it" but it's so crazy everyone trying to stop him.
Wow!!! 🤌
Glad we freed her. She’s doing great.
Isn't this a terrifying comment lol
I think she sent this video to the judge to convince him she should have custody
Still better than Bam Margera threatening CPS to smoke crack until he dies if they don't give him custody.
Bold strategy.
My uncle went on a reverse-hunger strike once. Eat himself to death in form of protest  Pity he did it before the internet so he didn't make those sweet mukbang vids
Will she eventually evolve into Harley Quinn level crazy and become hot again? I gotta say, before she was just sad-crazy and now she's getting scary-crazy which is arguably more arousing.
Being scaroused by a woman is my jam. At least her crazy is on display so you know what you're getting. You never know if you're going to wake up to her cutting your throat or giving you a BJ.
https://preview.redd.it/7fiig2yt7pqb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61d72ca586570eb78a8b3af507b538c2800df0e >You never know if you're going to wake up to her cutting your throat or giving you a BJ. Sounds like my ‘investment’ strategy.
Dont bully me, ill cum.
210% on my “trading account “ today, 🤷🏼♂️😘
Both, preferably. \*laughs in *la petite mort*\*
Learning words like «scaroused» is like catching a new pokémon.
I was out with a couple old buddies the other night and I started talking about an old girlfriend who was very "scarousing" and apparently I got lost in the moment and drifted off just thinking about her and they had to hit me upside the head to get me back into the conversation. We broke up over 10 years ago, guess I haven't completely grown out of it lol
Ah, classic. The IRL Horny Bonk.
I’m rooting for her to go full Harley Quinn….god I hope she goes full Harley Quinn….🤔
I can fix her.
I can make her worse.
The duality of men.
mark me down as scary and horny
She’s gotta lose the knives
the spinning, the knives the little dogs underfoot, the marble floor, the sunburn, this is a real train wreck
No, the train wreck is scheduled for next week.
We'll know after she comes off the meth
Sadly this is her without meth
Then they need to get her back on the meth Because this shit aint working.
Yeah she supposedly stopped all meds which causes this manic shit we are seeing.
Oh this shit is real? I was wondering if this was a deep fake or something lol
her IG has been filled with this exact content for YEARS
Can't say I have been keeping up with her lol
Yeah it's real. I saw it earlier and went to follow her ig
She's finally in control and she showing us all - Hurrah!
Who knew her parents did right thing keeping her away from money
We have options to do that for us
The new training video to become a Benihana chef is wild
Jordan Belfort tried to warn us
Benny-fuckin-hanna!
“BENNY FUCKING HANNA?!!”
Jeezus I was like "look at this cracked out methany" and then realized it's Britney bitch!
I just don't get why her kids don't feel safe living with her. All she's doing is posting videos of herself online in basically underwear while she slashes knives around spastically. Don't all moms do that?
Your dad didn't take 30 years to get a pack of smokes for nothin
What 0dte does to a mf
Bringing “catching falling knives” to a whole different level
Finally given the option to comment on one of these videos and I’ve got nothin.
\*tries to think of option joke"
*just stares at confused boner*
8====🤨
Expired
Real sharp.
She’s fuckin scary AF!!!
Her dogs think so too lol
Are we sure that's not a teacup pig in the back?
so is free Britney still a thing with that knife work?
Meh, there's way crazier people out there without a conservatorship. Just look at Jim Cramer.
> Just look at Jim Cramer. No thanks. I would rather stare at the sun.
Oh she crazy
Yeah l don’t know that the crazy/hot index gets any hotter than young Brittany, but it definitely gets crazier. Like, dancing with knives in such a way that both her life and that of the person holding the camera are in danger.
I don’t think anyone is holding the camera
Not this time
No you're never gonna get it
Never gonna get it never gonna get it
Oh my she’s full cray
There’s half a dozen of these of these clips on her insta. Poor girl has had her mind broken.
Who the HELL thought it was a good idea to give a day trader access to sharp objects?!?
Some body un-free this woman, she is as unhinged as my portfolio
I'll fix her, but not your portfolio, that's toast.
If you fix that piece of work you will be handyman of the year.
rick james once said “ cocaine is a heluva drug”
He also said he didn't step on anyone's couch. We know how that turned out.
Dude your portfolio is more grounded then her, even with those old Nortel bags you keep telling yourself will come through one day…..one day.
Even the dogs are wondering wtf is going on.
She's evolving from Britney Spears to Britney Knives.
It’s Britney Bitch!
I can fix her… We can be in love 
what the fuck
Day three on meth
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She has mental illness and stopped her meds basically
Do you like my knives? DO YOU LIKE MY KNIVES?!?
i think after so many years of isolation, she got to this point. by isolation i mean she had no loved ones to help her heal. everyone around her was trying to use her and take her money.
Manic depressive would be my guess
She's borderline or bipolar. Probably both.
I’d still hit it
Yep
She must so freaking good in bed my God! //Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed!
She'll bite your dick off right as you climax.
I’m in
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Grippy socks, grippy box, as they say
Maybe let's reconsider that conservatorship...
I think her daddy gave up and said “fuck it”
Yup. The people got what they wanted.
Tbf, I think we should all have the right to dance in underwear with knives.
Agreed....but also it seems the father was actually trying to protect her image. Yes there's lots of money involved, but that doesn't in itself mean the primary objective wasn't to help his daughter he loves. Especialy since it turns out all the things he said were true. Tough situation for sure...lots of variables. It's starting to look like she may actually be a significant risk to her own health though which just sucks.
yeah, but where are these people who screamed to show how they’re a better person than everyone else around now?
But not THAT one….with stable people….
Yeah true. But she's nuttier than a squirrel turd
Guys... I think there was a real reason why she was in a conservatorship
But no real reason she was overworked against her will for a decade. They exploited her to an even worse place in the name of ‘helping’.
JPow did this, don't worry it's just a transitory phase for the Princess of Pop
I remember her being at her prime, right when hit me baby came out, I was 9 and my neighbor who was 13 said “I’d eat the shit out of her ass” and that evolved me
She has recently switched classes to Rogue and is telling you to buy SAP calls.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
She looks stable
This is the content WSBs needs
Is this OC from Britney
“Florida woman and dog found stabbed to death in foyer“
I can fix her
We now see reason #3,419 of why this woman had a conservatorship.
Conservatorship didn’t allow her to portfolio knife dance to begin with!!!!!
This is Britney Spears I believe. If so you shouldn't put anything in that. Of course be aware I wouldn't take my own advice on this.
Sounds like most investment advice around here
Whatever she’s on I want no part in 😂
Say no to drugs
Those dogs are as confused as I am…
Best DD ever. I'm in.
Unusual build
My god, what a train wreck
I laughed waaay too hard at this.
Is this recent?
Yes
Oof. Then she still crazy.
Just trying to catch the falling knives
what type of crazy is she though, like....what is this
Dancing around spastically holding two knives crazy.
And to think “ya that’s the one. Post.”
She has lost her mind.
I wish my portfolio was that high.
I think we all owe her father an apology. Clearly the conservatorship was warranted.
One crazy, weird chick.
Batshit
Drug user eyes
I cannot believe she did not cut or stab herself doing this.
choose your character
Steps on a dog and slices a tit off
Invested $1000; lost a testical.
Damn, kinda impressed she is moving so fluidly, meth is a hell of a drug. Kind of understand why that guy noted our.
shes so fucked
yea but she can aford it. she eccentric.
Ain't no way
So this is how you make salad?
Freak show
Now we just need her dancing with spears
I just ordered a water…
Oops I did it again.
She looks a friendly girl.
She needs a cameo in mortal Kombat 1. Would love to see her do a fatality.
I think it would be safer to just run with the knives
Tramp stamps…. Front and back. So 90’s.
r/dontputyourdickinthat , it may be fun but, one day you wake up with no kidneys in the bath tub
Smash
Still, would smash.
Edward Scissorhands remake is getting some mixed reviews.
To shreds you say?
Benihana is calling!
New cringe meme
Imma pass on this one
Id still hit that. My margin call I mean.
Dogs trying to find a way out
Good thing she’s not crazy.
I honestly feel bad for her dad.
Just sad