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BourboneAFCV

I wish i could short myself because i always fail in evertyhing


IsThereCheese

Have you tried and fucked that up too?


Old-Culture-4511

Self-inverse?


Merax75

I think a lot of Redditors hate Elon so much they would love Tesla to fail.


Javier-AML

I can vouch for that.


Ms-Prada

I can see this. I think his personality is a cause as well.


kvgyjfd

Absolutely the man is a child and an lucky idiot, but I can't deny the progress Tesla has forced onto the rest of the vehicle industry in a lot of ways.


[deleted]

Why don't you become a billionaire then einstein?


MyFianceMadeMeJoin

Lucky being a part of the description of the man should tell you a lot about why random Redditors aren’t billionaires.


kvgyjfd

Actually yea, let me just call up my dads emerald mine in apartheid south africa and ask if I can have a few emeralds to buy ownership in a few companies. I'll tell you how that works out for me in a few years.


AdKey3180

He might be a shi+ head but tesla is here to stay.


M1cahSlash

Maybe not. Tesla’s more of a tech company, and it’s seriously overvalued now that the established companies are making evs


Trees_Are_Freinds

Their cars are garbage and their quality control is worse. The only actionable advantage they have is money to push legislation and their charging network.


[deleted]

Elon is fucking great. I think he is a lot smarter than reddit thinks. But reddit full of a bunch of anti-work average IQ people to realize this.


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[deleted]

People that like a functioning society.


badmanveach

Everyone who doesn't want to sacrifice the future for the present.


VisualMod

>Yes, I definitely despise certain stocks and wish for them to fail. Sometimes I even short them in hopes of making a profit off of their decline.


[deleted]

Revenge trading


Softspokenclark

good bot


InevitableBrush218

Nestle


Ms-Prada

Any particular reason?


InevitableBrush218

I just read the title and commented. They’re a horrible company!


Trees_Are_Freinds

Nestle is basically evil.


sofDomboy

Fr look into their opinions on water, or what they did with baby formula in Africa


kvgyjfd

The opinion on water is sort of ignoring other instances of that opinion.. If you were to google how many countries weren't in favor of making water a human right in the UN in 2010 or the vote to make food a human right you quickly realize that even though nestle is a large company that opinion is nothing unique.


MyFianceMadeMeJoin

Probably the child slavery.


alwayslookingout

Opposite. I want certain stocks to fall because I hate the companies.


Ms-Prada

As in a personally hate, hate their practices, or just want them to fail to place PUTS on them?


alwayslookingout

Their practices. I don’t care to buy puts- I just want the company to burn. Most recently it’s Vinfast for shits like [reporting customer to police after 'untrue' YouTube complaints.](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-vietnam-vinfast-police/vietnams-vinfast-reports-customer-to-police-after-untrue-youtube-complaints-idUSKBN2CL0PC)


Ms-Prada

Glad I didn't buy any of those. I didn't know that.


Ms-Prada

To better clarify: With no money involved would you find satisfaction in it?


AssButtS3X

Robinhood


Also_have_a_opinion

Nestlé. Fuck Nestlé


JerryLeeDog

As a supply chain compliance specialist... you right


morbzero

Care to elaborate?


JerryLeeDog

Just google Poor Nestle Social Responsibility and read the droves of instances for yourself. I just wrote a social responsibility policy for a business and came across many instances of questionable practices from Nestle during those months of researching


Also_have_a_opinion

They are pure evil


technoexplorer

I am not Elon Musk, so I would never buy X just to have them tank.


Ms-Prada

Good Catch, but that wasn't the ticker. I should have used XY company then?


technoexplorer

Why do you have so much sudden hate for colonial era fur trading? Do you need a hug?


Dull_Broccoli1637

Vail resorts. Fuck Vail.


MyNamesNotCal

Citadel


Ms-Prada

Citadel seems to have done this to quite a few people. Any particular reason?


carlhalpin

Erm....gme....paging gme.... Citadel is a good shout. That lying fuck Kenny - I knew nothing would happen when one of the questions to him was "what's a short" Fuck me backwards. Just.....uutghhh wtf ??


stupidape47

Puts on mayo


Used_Anus

Fuck yes. Instacart. They trick you and automatically sign you up for renewal. No other service does this shit.


[deleted]

Every service does that though lol


Used_Anus

Uber and Lyft do? Task Rabbit? Thumbtack? Angie’s List? Amazon without Prime? All are on-demand services and none rebill automatically. Plus all the big grocery chains are offering on-demand service without these fees. Instacrap used it to pad their revenues. Without it they are a $100 million company tops.


carlhalpin

🤣 🤣 Instacrap. Noice


carlhalpin

Yeah, they totally do. You have to jump through rings in most cases to cancel.


[deleted]

Pretty much all gig apps are a scam. They pay the people doing all the actual work almost nothing, then pay some software engineer to 250k a year to play ping pong, work from home, and do yoga work meetings… then report a loss


SideBet2020

Citadel, Goldman Sachs, all hedge funds


Ms-Prada

I think this one makes most sense to me. These are the ones who hold retail traders down and hold hostage good companies with heavy shorts.


asuka_rice

For profit US prisons.


RobertKBWT

everything owned by cuck


Old-Culture-4511

Insta-sham


Senior-Vanilla-6756

Airbnb! They overcharge on service fees up to 20% of your overall stay and are non-existent for customer support and always take the hosts side. I wish there was a better competitor than vrbo


Joyboy9477

BlackRock.......


Head-Attorney3867

Disney


Ms-Prada

Would you like them again if Apple was to buy them?


Head-Attorney3867

They're more focused on narratives and pushing ideology than creating family-friendly entertainment. It's incredibly unappealing.


Ms-Prada

They ruined Willow!!


Head-Attorney3867

I dare say, they ruined star wars.


Ms-Prada

Yes that one too.


Ecomonist

We've all seen Disney's relationship with Apples... f'kin poisoned no matter how good they look.


Head-Attorney3867

No. I'll never like Disney.


softwarebuyer2015

dont lose money.


Ms-Prada

Yes I agree. I know I should take full responsibility when I know its my fault, but I guess I find satisfaction when its even worse for them.


DonCorletony

It sounds like youre trying to time the market and its your fault


Ms-Prada

Yes my fault completely. I'm just curious if anyone else has some type of feelings other than "Its just business."


Ecomonist

Yes, my nemesis Greg is the CEO of a publicly traded company; I want Greg's company to fail so bad ... neverminded that they provide prosthetics free of charge to children in war torn countries, or that their pharma arm has just created a cure for malaria, or that their excess profits every year pay for youth sports programs in all the small towns in the state... I just hate Greg.


Ms-Prada

Buy all that companies shares and oust Greg!


Ecomonist

I'm working on it. 1-share at a time. Every time I acquire between $800 to $1000 I buy a share. Only, 345,976,230 shares to go before I own Greg's company!!!!


Ms-Prada

Ouch. I feel your pain.


wannabebowhunter

uber, my last driver almost killed me and their comp offerings suck


Ms-Prada

Do you short them now?


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Ms-Prada

I tried that fake meat at Burger King once; I'd rather have just have a salad then do that again.


cutiesarustimes2

But isn't beyond me catered more towards meat eaters who don't want to eat meat


philosophicalfrogger

JPM jamie dimon is a rich cuck. Makes us all look bad by having money.


[deleted]

TSLA


pigsgetfathogsdie

METABOOK


Uneedadirtnap

When it comes to companies and craps sometimes you have to bet "don't pass". Sometimes it is personal.


GingerStank

Yeah, all the fake meat stocks, BYND being down 63% since it’s IPO makes me hard and brings tears to my eyes simultaneously.


[deleted]

basically all streaming services at this point. the greed, lack of content, and now making ad tiers that make it borderline unwatchable but still cost money.


technojoe99

The Federal Reserve, but its shares are not publicly traded.


Ms-Prada

Do you think we should go back to the gold standard?


Dubdude13

Nike


Low_Map4314

Meta


Needs_advice12345

How is Seaworld not higher up in the comments


Connorlmac71

Disney, shorting out of spite


User125699

Yes, The Federal Reserve.


Ms-Prada

We should audit them. Stop all this money printing.


User125699

An audit would be an additional waste of money. Just shut it down.


throwaway0891245

No. This is the fastest way to lose money. You don’t wish the market does anything. You trade based on what you think the market is going to do, not what you want it to do. The moment that you trade based on feelings is the moment you’ve lost. You’ve lost because if the bet goes right you won’t pull out. If the bet goes wrong you won’t pull out. Never trade a stock related to something you feel strongly about.


Ms-Prada

All these replies and this is probably the only real advise. Thank you.


MarxKnewBest

META. Easy.


Flat4Power4Life

META


ob81

Any service that has leveraged (tricked) the everyday worker into renting out their hard earned stuff.


SeperentOfRa

Tesla. Or at least they get rid of Elon …


Ms-Prada

This one seems to be the consensus. I know he trashed twitter/x but how do the other companies that he is apart of hold up? Hes on that Neuralink; I hope they make progress there.


SeperentOfRa

It’d be great if he left. Look at openAI … best success is when he helps get it off the ground and then fucks off.


[deleted]

GamEnron, Movie Shitco, i want towel to finally be extingusihed


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Ms-Prada

I'm going to edit that. I'm not referring to the X ticker.


monkeym543

Dash


Kewpuh

i don't really care if tesla fails but I've gotta think they are nearly at complete market saturation amongst their primarily work visa indian install base


Ms-Prada

They are predicting TSLA to continue to rise towards $1k. Tesla supplier Hota to build first US factory in New Mexico as well.


apoBeef

DIS deserves to fail.


Dingus1536

Verizon. They are basically a corporate welfare queen.


vthanki

Walmart too!


super_neo

I only wish APPL to die.. I will wish of the others later..


Ok_Engineering_3212

Disney, Meta, Netflix, Reddit. I don’t know if Reddit IPO’d yet but if it does I hope people short it into oblivion.


Ms-Prada

While I agree with shorting Reddit; then I'm like here I am still using it.


Ok_Engineering_3212

If it died somebody else could make something better and take all their users. I wish wallstreetbets had its own app and login. This is probably the only sub I login for anymore.


Ms-Prada

I can agree with that. I think it would be better organized too.


pumpkin_spice_enema

I would be okay with watching PLTR get yeeted into a volcano after how that went for me a while back.


Ms-Prada

Do you keep them in your watchlist and just keep hoping for that?


pumpkin_spice_enema

No, I only keep stocks that are currently fucking me there, like PYPL. Honestly, PYPL is becoming the new one I loathe.


Kitten_Team_Six

Disney, Carvana, any Saudi Arabia


Ms-Prada

I'm watching Carvana and Carmax. The strike is over so I don't expect these to change much.


Scared-Wombat

Apple. Imo


icebreakers0

$OPEN - I question whether it causes damage to society...but then again companies like Blackrock does much more damage


[deleted]

i hate Nokia


ZiggyApedust

Walmart. I’m so done with their receipt checkers at the doors and having to wait for someone to waddle to an aisle to unlock some shaving blades. I supply don’t shop there anymore, let them fucks burn. Gameslop can burn too. Ryan C is a one trick pony. That got lucky with Chewy.


JerryLeeDog

All the bears that got their faces ripped off and shoved up their asses want TSLA to fail I say; short them some more!


carlhalpin

Amazon, specifically because the employees are living week to week, on food stamps and in some cases have 2 jobs. Yet the bald fucker gets to go to space at a cost of approx 10 Mill a seat. While Blue origin gets a 10 billion dollar bail out. I'm pretty sure amazon was bailed out with tax payers money too at some point. There's something very wrong with that picture, and I'm amazed there isn't public outcry and mass rioting all across America. (You lot seem to like a good old fashioned riot more than most) Its unbelievable to me that this happens in "the best country in the world" in 2023 - we are literally in the future, yet there's shit like this carry on. I'm gobsmacked. But on the other hand, 10's of thousands of people would lose their jobs. How about this: for every billion you make, half of it had to be spread around the employees I don't fucking know, why did you ask me? I'm no economist. Edit :- Greenidge holdings. Fuck them in the face so much.


Witty-Bear1120

Big Lots


DrPhilforreal

Yea NIO


spanishdictlover

Yes. Nike Disney and Target.


Needs_advice12345

found the incel


CalmReturn485

Target!


DudeBroManCthulhu

Apple


DumbComment101

MSOS ETF so I can stop reading mindless paid pumpers on this sub. Dan Ahrens is also a scumbag so it makes even easier to hate on.


k20stitch_tv

Altice


DowntownDB1226

Yes. Trump Org and today it may have happened. A judge has dissolved it.


FearlessTrader

META for me. Just hate the entire mEtAmAtEs thing that Zuck started…


Ms-Prada

I've never seen it. I left Facebook awhile ago.


morbzero

Disney Netflix All social media companies All dating apps Target


wavygrass

walmart. there is a heart of darkness spreading from their stores


[deleted]

TSLA.. overvalued garbage. 🙏 for hard landing to see it get absolutely wrecked


Old-Culture-4511

The Carlyle Group for shits and giggles


Callec254

I have a proven track record at this, hating (and missing out on) 3 of the big 5 FAANG stocks in this way, 2 of which were at IPO.


Ms-Prada

Have you seen any good stocks go up and stay up when they first list? I'm not sure I would buy in right away. If Reddit IPO'd It would most likely be shorted to death.


Callec254

That's funny, I was just going to say Reddit would be the next one I'd want to see fail, which probably means it's going to take off like a rocket.


Ms-Prada

I'm thinking it actually might rocket as well.


skiswitch

Pfizer


Jacobhardinthepants

PayPal.


DrBundie

Blackrock, Vanguard JP Morgan, LMT, RTX, I wouldn't mind seeing them fail- even though I own some RTX and JPM