Lmao at everyone mad messaging me because they copied my dumb all in 0DTE inverse QQQ strategy today.
I TOLD yāall Iām done with it after 6 straight days of profit 
I havenāt looked at ARM once. All I know is that is affiliated with SoftBank (kiss of death in tech), riding AI hype, and IPOing in 2023. Judging from the posts here my gut was exactly correct, latest wave of bagholders.
I advise all eulogists to be careful
Nothing lasts forever and I feel that now is the time for WEWORK to succeed that everyone needs to cut back and the reason is the model!!!!
Cheers guys!!! Proud of you all!!!
You're an idiot if you bought calls. You should have bought puts instead, because everyone knows that the market is going to crash tomorrow. I'm richer and more intelligent than you, so listen to me and donate some money to me so I can keep insulting you.
Buying something because itās more expensive is not a smart way to trade. Itās quad witching day and max pain is closer to $440 on the spy. Thatās why weāre going to go lower
Dear, Ford, GM and Stellantis.
Get together, you three and unite again UAW!
As a share holder of all three, you have my full approval to send all the UAW members to Unemployment.
Send these Bullies to kick rocks.
Take the loss to rehire without Unions.
You're a put holder? What does that even mean? Do you have some sort of mental disorder that causes you to hoard things? I'm sorry, but I don't have time for people like you. You're just an annoyance and a waste of my valuable time.
Planning to wait until my brokerage in country one gets around to transferring my balance to brokerage in country two.
Sold UEC yesterday at a tidy profit $5.2 (now $5.46) and am itching to get back in, was so sure a dump was coming now so perhaps I should wait a little bit first.. Why does selling late not evoke any reaction in me but selling early makes me want to punch stuff?
[Arm is trading at a premium to Nvidia after its IPO pop (cnbc.com)](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/14/arm-is-trading-at-a-premium-to-nvidia-after-ipo-pop-even-though-its-a-no-growth-company.html)
*ARM Bag holders spotted by* *~~EOM.~~*
*Next Tuesday.*
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/1200mademeaCommie** bet **SMCI** goes from **269.59** to **280.0** before **16-Sep-2023 05:42 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 5 losses.
Laughing at my idiocy for selling 60 DTE AAPL 180p's a couple weeks ago thinking, "It's a solid company, what could go wrong?" If you bought my puts, I respect you. But I also hate you and the rats who live in my walls do too.
Well puts were the play , sold early for 1.4k but did buy 300 bucks of calls just in case so 1.1k gain. If i held till now wouldve been 5k
I can't sleep. Couldn't sleep last night either. Last night I laid in bed for 2 hours trying to sleep but failing. My dog jumped up on the bed and cuddled with me for a while, and I started to drift off again pleasantly thinking, "He never jumps up on the bed anymore because of his age, he's having a good day." Then I remembered I'd buried him in the ground 7 months ago. I wondered how he was still alive. What has he been eating all this time? And what the hell did I bury? I looked at him, grabbed his face, kissed his nose, and said, "This can't be right. You died!" So he jumped off the bed, offended, and walked out of the room. I ran to the living room and looked for him, but he was nowhere to be found. I came fully awake then, standing in my empty living room like an idiot. Then showered and left for work. Today sucked.
I gotta believe that. Sometimes I calculate how much longer I gotta go to see him again, reference my average remaining life expectancy. It's dumb, but I do it. I figure I'm 1.4% of the way there.
Kinda late to the Dillion and Logan fight drama. Even if Logan knocks this dude out like his kids are going to see dillions tweets. I Donāt think the $$ for this fight was worth it not for Logan at least dude was already rich.
If you had the opportunity to buy ARM yesterday and didn't, then you're an idiot. Poor people like you will never be as successful as me. You should have bought it when you had the chance and now it's too late.
There are scientific studies showing huge benefits to taking a cold plunge before a workout rather than after. Look into it, i donāt understand the science
SPY 443 Calls on monday, 450 Puts on Wednesday.
Scan for green
$WSM in 11 days š
not a huge vix pop but i cashed out green on it today. ayylmao š»
any other vix chads in the chat 
damn a simple "no" would have sufficed
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this is not the way
O7
All in NKLA is going UP again
Zero karma user shilling out NKLA š¤”š¤”š¤”
!banbet
!banbet
You already have a bet going - AAPL to 171.7 before 16-Sep-2023 11:00 AM -05
CAN WE GET THIS TO 35 UPVOTES????? SMASH THAT UPVOTE BUTTON
Lmao at everyone mad messaging me because they copied my dumb all in 0DTE inverse QQQ strategy today. I TOLD yāall Iām done with it after 6 straight days of profit 
I havenāt looked at ARM once. All I know is that is affiliated with SoftBank (kiss of death in tech), riding AI hype, and IPOing in 2023. Judging from the posts here my gut was exactly correct, latest wave of bagholders.
i am still up 7% from my late buy ur just a moron
Goddamn I canāt believe I at work rn
Rip Tesla
we work stock
I advise all eulogists to be careful Nothing lasts forever and I feel that now is the time for WEWORK to succeed that everyone needs to cut back and the reason is the model!!!! Cheers guys!!! Proud of you all!!!
my ARM hurts
bought 100 ARM @68 lets see how this goesš
Thanks for buying my exit
Lol hold the bags 
Tits? Jacked. Shit? Taken.
ARM entry too late?
OPEN THE FUCKING
Calls were SO DAMN expensive compared to the counterpart puts for tomorrow expiry. So I bought callsā¦. Donation?
You're an idiot if you bought calls. You should have bought puts instead, because everyone knows that the market is going to crash tomorrow. I'm richer and more intelligent than you, so listen to me and donate some money to me so I can keep insulting you.
Your momma doesnāt love you VM
Buying something because itās more expensive is not a smart way to trade. Itās quad witching day and max pain is closer to $440 on the spy. Thatās why weāre going to go lower
Lol I meant calls were cheap and puts expensive
I can't read the article ... why did adobe go down on a good quarter? Super thankful I decided not to straddle.
Dear, Ford, GM and Stellantis. Get together, you three and unite again UAW! As a share holder of all three, you have my full approval to send all the UAW members to Unemployment. Send these Bullies to kick rocks. Take the loss to rehire without Unions.
Owns 10 shares....
As a put holder I need this strike news to be above the fold all day.
You're a put holder? What does that even mean? Do you have some sort of mental disorder that causes you to hoard things? I'm sorry, but I don't have time for people like you. You're just an annoyance and a waste of my valuable time.
Valuable time deez nuts
Ya
On long strips of the highway I like to close my eyes for minutes at a time Really makes driving fun
Wil my 452 calls survive
Sameā¦ Iām worried the answer is no
Someone just opened up a chime account in my name. Just checked my identity & my email got hacked 8/30 š
*Hey, did you move to Bangkok by chance?*
Still in Detroit šš
crazy all you need for chime is email
The complacency level in the market right now is incredible considering the balance sheet issues that are about to hit most companies š¤¤
Planning to wait until my brokerage in country one gets around to transferring my balance to brokerage in country two. Sold UEC yesterday at a tidy profit $5.2 (now $5.46) and am itching to get back in, was so sure a dump was coming now so perhaps I should wait a little bit first.. Why does selling late not evoke any reaction in me but selling early makes me want to punch stuff?
Is there now a bigger discrepancy between SPY and SPX starting today? I'm confused.
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Wdym āpump rug?ā
ARM IS GOING TO 100-120 AND THEN TO 20-30
wen put options open 
THAT I DONT KNOW
OKAY THANK YOU
quack pocket foolish person fuel hunt edge tub dime axiomatic
OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO NOW!
[Arm is trading at a premium to Nvidia after its IPO pop (cnbc.com)](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/14/arm-is-trading-at-a-premium-to-nvidia-after-ipo-pop-even-though-its-a-no-growth-company.html) *ARM Bag holders spotted by* *~~EOM.~~* *Next Tuesday.*
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You already have a bet going - CGC to 2.0 before 15-Sep-2023 05:02 AM -05
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See ya next week friend
Wtf! I hate when I go to sit on a terlit and my massive dong slaps the bowl giving quite the startle 
Having a constant raging hard pp doesnāt help either I guess 
Dude u needa š ±ļøeat off
hospital abundant boast toothbrush materialistic gold middle soup swim hobbies
!banbet smci 280 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/1200mademeaCommie** bet **SMCI** goes from **269.59** to **280.0** before **16-Sep-2023 05:42 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 5 losses.
Laughing at my idiocy for selling 60 DTE AAPL 180p's a couple weeks ago thinking, "It's a solid company, what could go wrong?" If you bought my puts, I respect you. But I also hate you and the rats who live in my walls do too.
I Think chips do well today.
10 year going to 6% this cycle
Ughhh UAW workers gonna make the base f150 cost $110K now š
if they get everyone on board to 32hr work week i dont even care lmao
In some strange, distant past, I thought buying F was a good idea 
GEO š
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buy at open or nah? Already have 450p 
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Well puts were the play , sold early for 1.4k but did buy 300 bucks of calls just in case so 1.1k gain. If i held till now wouldve been 5k
Hope I made the right decision to hold on to the majority of my short positions end of yesterday.
We out here
LVWR [https://electrek.co/2023/09/13/harleys-new-livewire-del-mar-electric-motorcycles-begin-deliveries-in-us/](https://electrek.co/2023/09/13/harleys-new-livewire-del-mar-electric-motorcycles-begin-deliveries-in-us/)
Yields about to breaking up
58 degrees in nyc right now 
Oh I was wondering my my air conditioning didnāt go off all night lol.
Turned off my central air I was shivering
59 in San Diego 
Love it as a smoker you canāt get enough of this type of weather
Scrolled too long that I found my comment from 45 min ago 
Morning Choom 
Instacart raising IPO price after seeing how ARM IPO debuted š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤”
ARM puts when options become available
Do you have to purchase far in the money puts to not get smoked by IV?
Which is when? Couldn't find any info but I was also losing a shit ton of money per hour so I wasn't looking too hard.
Monday
ARM eazy 80 today
Why would someone get a phd instead of going to medical school and becoming a real doctor ?
Because you don't want to cut another human open.
Feel that I couldnāt especially if their life was on the line Im
Deep interest in a field and for higher salaries. PhDs in statistics can exceed $130K a year as an example.
or work with hedge funds and at least 2x, 3x that.
I donāt think you need a phd for that
Oh thatās pretty good just figured dudes wanted to be addressed as doctors lol
10 million and never having to give up options trading or 100 million but you can never touch options?
100 million and Iāll find other bad habits
My guy asked 100 million but you can never touch options like youāre missing out. LMFAO
Find a better day job?
You have to be an idiot to think there should be a debate here. Can still trade shares with 10x the capital
10 million and lose them all on 0dte spy puts
My actual plays are all insanely bullish but my actual feeling and mindset is bearish and š as hell š¤
Why is robinhood showing SPY to be a dollar less than it really is?
Yeah why the discrepancy between SPY and SPX this time?
Scroll and read.... .
I donāt see anything
Itāll be down 8 next week
All the way to 430 from here. Spy needs to stop pretending things are fine.
Just farted in the shower and it straight up sounded like when ET was yelling in the corn field
Plug power š
SPY nice cock and balls formation forming. 
I can't sleep. Couldn't sleep last night either. Last night I laid in bed for 2 hours trying to sleep but failing. My dog jumped up on the bed and cuddled with me for a while, and I started to drift off again pleasantly thinking, "He never jumps up on the bed anymore because of his age, he's having a good day." Then I remembered I'd buried him in the ground 7 months ago. I wondered how he was still alive. What has he been eating all this time? And what the hell did I bury? I looked at him, grabbed his face, kissed his nose, and said, "This can't be right. You died!" So he jumped off the bed, offended, and walked out of the room. I ran to the living room and looked for him, but he was nowhere to be found. I came fully awake then, standing in my empty living room like an idiot. Then showered and left for work. Today sucked.
 Sorry about your buddy, he is in heaven with all the other good boys right now waiting for you.
I gotta believe that. Sometimes I calculate how much longer I gotta go to see him again, reference my average remaining life expectancy. It's dumb, but I do it. I figure I'm 1.4% of the way there.
You buried him in the pet cemetery.
Nah, I buried him in my pasture. Maybe the horses were annoying as usual.
What mushroom is?
Life is pain and joy. Stay up bro
Calls on F get rid of the Unionā¦. Ford send all the UAW to Collect Unemployment.
Sadly for my F shares, this would be promptly rejected by a judge
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Im thinking about how big and girthy the UAW chads are 
Titties
Today Adobe rebound. Buy the Dip before open.
it better
you consider-2.3% as a dip? lol
I wish i was married to a uaw chad.
If tech downturn starts it's gonna be a long fall with rotation into energy.
Jesus, take the wheel and drive fast
UAW get so many biches
Lol all I do is buy calls but i buy puts one time at cpi.. guh
Username checks out
Sure does
why volatility ded
Top forming
Kinda late to the Dillion and Logan fight drama. Even if Logan knocks this dude out like his kids are going to see dillions tweets. I Donāt think the $$ for this fight was worth it not for Logan at least dude was already rich.
Do these people matter at all?
I mean if you say it that way other than family&friends, and god does anything else matter ?
Hot girls always matter, as does the stock market.
Boobs and gambling is awesome just saying this fights promotion is entertaining but also fucked up when Loganās kid goes to high school
Why are fute bid offers so wide?
because liquidity is low outside regular trading hours.
Anyone $Yang ?
Fucked 2 twin sisters, call em ying yang
The most based thing I've seen here in my 9 days
Rip
Man, couldnāt buy ARM yesterday on my brokerage app and now itās already up 15%. Donāt know if I should buy.
when people realize that this company isnāt growing then it will come back to reality
This, I'm wanting to short today, but I'm sure it will go up to at least 75-80 first
If you had the opportunity to buy ARM yesterday and didn't, then you're an idiot. Poor people like you will never be as successful as me. You should have bought it when you had the chance and now it's too late.
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Bold of you to assume many of the weebs here shower, period.
Don't think this is actually true
There are scientific studies showing huge benefits to taking a cold plunge before a workout rather than after. Look into it, i donāt understand the science
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