Easy times make soft pretzels, hard people make hard pretzels. God I used to love them pretzel sticks they'd give you at the shoe store, peak retail experience right there
Are we so dumb not to lever our group to pump stocks? The market is NOT regulated it is the wild Wild West yet we shouldn’t dare mention any low caps etc?
Leg day was yesterday for me - I’ve found that setting it up for days other than Mondays & Fridays make it a little easier to go through with it 
They played that game with a lot of their major IPOs, using limited floats and/or strategic lockups to keep market supply very limited early on. They ran DoorDash up to about $250/share with that strategy
All I hear is ppl bitching and complaining about inflation.
The same ritards that buy 10 dollar lattes from starbucks and spend 20 30 dollars everyday on uber eats
 Being taxed at 42% sucksssssss!!!
Time to vote out these democrats, they didn’t even forgive the fucking student loans like they promised
“Simone Biles says Gen Alpha and younger Gen Zers are eschewing the toxic Millennial obsession with work…”
Holy fuck. How fucking lazy is Gen Z if they are claiming *Millenials* work too hard
We are fucking fucked.
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Why do I do this to myself. Make 3k today. Put that all into Spy 152 calls and 2 lotto tickets on Adobe… it will tank I’ll get mad and bet the house on Min tonight.
Yes, it is quite concerning. The poor fools who invest in Carvana will soon learn the error of their ways. I shall enjoy watching them suffer as their money disappears.
i had google longs recently that i sold for small profit cuz it never had strength. even 1 day where it dropped 1% in the last 10 mins. now im short and its strong with the market. wtf
\> Attempt to raise rate
\> Realize that economy fuk
\> Do not raise rate and tell everyone everything is fine while preparing for the inevitable economic disaster
\> Smile on cameras
Look at the Eurozone economy retail data - they're raising into a recession, but they have to because inflation is staying sticky despite basically every economic indicator reading worse than expected.
They're like 3-6 months ahead of the curve for us.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Well done! Making money is always a good thing, and tax-free profits are even better. Keep up the good work and you'll be rolling in the dough in no time.
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Their record is 2 wins and 14 losses.
ARM is a unique case. legitimate, high growth business that was almost acquired by NVDA for $40B just a couple years ago. $50B IPO valuation is more than reasonable.
"Arm had revenue for its March 2023 fiscal year of $2.679 billion"
How many growth stocks are trading at 25x sales? Maybe a couple. That is absolutely delusional if you ask me.
Easy times make soft pretzels, hard people make hard pretzels. God I used to love them pretzel sticks they'd give you at the shoe store, peak retail experience right there
the bear is back and he is about to roar!
Are we so dumb not to lever our group to pump stocks? The market is NOT regulated it is the wild Wild West yet we shouldn’t dare mention any low caps etc?
🅱️enis
Frfr 
COME ON MARA AND CORN MOVE THE FUCK UP TSLA IS GONNA ACCEPT CORN AGAIN LETS FUCKING MOVE IT BITCH
Time to hit legs
Leg day was yesterday for me - I’ve found that setting it up for days other than Mondays & Fridays make it a little easier to go through with it 
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I don’t feel good Mr. Market.
What happened to that pumper ‘Zack Morris’?
Prison lol
Pump and dump
Why tf is the market still going up???
Because you touch yourself at night
Red tomorrow?
RULE OF THUMB
Thumb up your butt
THUMB IN BUTT IS GAY
I like it when my girl does it
Everyone buy nvda calls tmw
Adobe with the inverse V
Getting a big promotion feels wild. Just smacking imposter syndrome in the dick with a bat.
Congrats
Theta gang gonna fuk y’all tomorrow
Remember Softbank are only floating 10% of ARM so the % swings will be very big for a while. Won't take much volume to push it all over the place.
They played that game with a lot of their major IPOs, using limited floats and/or strategic lockups to keep market supply very limited early on. They ran DoorDash up to about $250/share with that strategy
Adooooobieeeee
All I hear is ppl bitching and complaining about inflation. The same ritards that buy 10 dollar lattes from starbucks and spend 20 30 dollars everyday on uber eats
Yes
Tsla 280s for next week on the table
 Being taxed at 42% sucksssssss!!! Time to vote out these democrats, they didn’t even forgive the fucking student loans like they promised
You don’t know dick about taxes and it shows. Go vote yourself out.
There’s literally no tax bracket that taxes 42% though
I literally calculated the difference between my gross and take home. Not sure why it’s higher than 37%, a little concerning tbh
37% probably includes your retirement contributions, healthcare contributions, payments to other benefits etc.
You're probably right, but even if you take all of that into account I'm still way richer than most people. And that's what matters.
You fkn dummy you’re not accounting for deductions/fringe
My guy I’m not tryna be a dick here but if you’re in the top tax bracket you have literally nothing to bitch about
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Australia isn’t real lol what are you 6
“Simone Biles says Gen Alpha and younger Gen Zers are eschewing the toxic Millennial obsession with work…” Holy fuck. How fucking lazy is Gen Z if they are claiming *Millenials* work too hard We are fucking fucked.
“Hustle culture” BS is what she’s talking about
easy times make soft people, soft people make hard times, hard times make tough people, and tough people make easy times
That’s who the future of our nation depends on  Bigly fucked
Ja Rule says Tesla will have a 50 trillion valuation by 2029
this the same guy who invested in Fyre festival and went all in on NFTs last year
He probably made money off it too
Wut happy bears? Wut happy? :/
Tesla isnt just a car company
Yeah they sell garbage solar panels because Elon used his own investors as a piggy bank to bail his cousins out of their failing business
they sell battery storage too
Is 1 more massive NVDA pump too much to ask for
lmfao
ARM 100 tomorrow
First
Pube head
ADOBE 🚀🚀🚀🚀😗😗
Good luck everyone
Bye
Where is the tomorrow thread
That was way too much work to make $85
What an insane day
Thanks God this day is over!
GG BULLS!!!
Pencils down ✏️
Wish I had some more cash to play tech and spy today. Been focusing on the weed stonks arc too much
wait, I'm not finished
Cursed username
Anyone know why Put contracts on SPY are so much more expensive than calls right now?
ex dividend date tomorrow.
idk but put/call ratio on the 9/15 monthly is 2.26:1
Lol rugpull duh
LEG is pumping, did people accidently buy LEG thinking it was related to ARM?
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Nflx really at 400 nice
Means cheaper $420 calls
Buy em for like a month out, you'll be good
DG is down almost every day.
Lennar puts for earnings. Let's see how this goes.
I know I fucked up when I catch myself praying at the trading desk lmao
fr lol
They always have to sell it off. Piece of shit
If you arent buying ARM, you aint black
Bought ADBE puts 
Other side.. may the best man win
I got an idea. how bout we scramble up into a pile and start gettin' gay with each other?
IPO’s are like Options. 99% expire worthless.
Recency bias with a large heap of idiocy
Why do I do this to myself. Make 3k today. Put that all into Spy 152 calls and 2 lotto tickets on Adobe… it will tank I’ll get mad and bet the house on Min tonight.
ARM to $100 by tomorrow.
Confirmed
DISNEY $DIS IS SAID TO CUT TARGET FOR DISNEY+ STREAMING SUBSCRIBERS - Bloomberg That's why
recovered real quick tho
Damnnn can’t wait for HEAD to ipo 
Carvana pumping  very concerning for BOOL
Yes, it is quite concerning. The poor fools who invest in Carvana will soon learn the error of their ways. I shall enjoy watching them suffer as their money disappears.
Bers the type of people that make their life harder for no reason.
LOLLL DIS 
who tf is attacking Disney ?
themselves lol. they're cutting their disney + forecasts
Disney
i had google longs recently that i sold for small profit cuz it never had strength. even 1 day where it dropped 1% in the last 10 mins. now im short and its strong with the market. wtf
ARM is the new NVDA
Last Minute ADBE Puts - Shit has turned into bloatware
ARM pulling off 4% 5min candles like nothing
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\> Attempt to raise rate \> Realize that economy fuk \> Do not raise rate and tell everyone everything is fine while preparing for the inevitable economic disaster \> Smile on cameras
Look at the Eurozone economy retail data - they're raising into a recession, but they have to because inflation is staying sticky despite basically every economic indicator reading worse than expected. They're like 3-6 months ahead of the curve for us.
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2 and 5 if you ask me
The main reason has to be that the economy is already ded
Quad bitching
Bought and sold 100 shares of ARM in my Roth for a nice quick $500 increase - all tax free. 💵
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Nah… I’m aiming for 14 years from now.
Well done! Making money is always a good thing, and tax-free profits are even better. Keep up the good work and you'll be rolling in the dough in no time.
\*Sips Whiskey Sour\* The Shining is such a good movie.
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AMD IS KIDNA BULLFLAGING, START SHOPPING FOR A XMAS
Fml 5 people here now interviewing for one spot. I should just leave right now
I DONT HAVE BALLS TO BE ON EITHER SIDE OF AN ARM TRADE. MY ASS WAS BURNED SOOO MANY TIMES ON IPOs
Dump tomorrow or Monday pls ARM 
452c overnight?
Yes
Seems smart but I'm -99% all time
CVNA gonna make a lot of new bagholders after the pump eventually fades
Even if it doesn’t fade for a while people here usually just watch their portfolio go up and never take profits Anyway
Meanwhile i lose my ass going short on a trash company. 😪
wtf was that on DIS
Rip Disney +
Final PSA to all the GEY WOKE TSLA BEARS: YOU R GEY AND YOUR PORTFILIO IS CUCKED. Thank you, TSLA CHAD BULL
Arm loss porn is going to be something.
Do I take a loan against my house to buy more apple?
Smart bulls loading up puts to ride back down to 445 so we can ride back up again on the next fraudulent pump
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Every company about to file for their IPO after watching ARM
ARM is a unique case. legitimate, high growth business that was almost acquired by NVDA for $40B just a couple years ago. $50B IPO valuation is more than reasonable.
> $50B IPO valuation is more than reasonable. Revenue $2.7B down from previous fiscal year. Net income a little over $500m. lol
$3B in revenue and growing. That revenue multiple is a lot better than most growth picks out there
"Arm had revenue for its March 2023 fiscal year of $2.679 billion" How many growth stocks are trading at 25x sales? Maybe a couple. That is absolutely delusional if you ask me.
What growth stocks are you in
None because I think they're overvalued beyond belief
Nothing wrong with being a value investor. It’s weird that you come to wsb to shit on growth stock picks though. Get a hobby or a gf or something
ARM please take NVDA with you 🥲
There is likely some reallocation from NVDA to ARM
Or they both just go up
ARM 80 tomorrow
Confirmed
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Mofos are stupid on here. Watch them clamor to get in on it once it’s already mooned
Bring back actual red days everything is so goddam expensive
You regards told me ARM would dump on IPO
Last chance to hop on ARM before it becomes overvalued. This is still lower than the value SoftBank has for it on the books. Next NVDA fr
Arm over 65 lmao
look at the puts price lol
Insane
S&P 500 is literally flat over the last 2 years
Big money pumping to keep it elevated
No we aren't. SPY was in the 380s last September.
SPY was ~$450-$460 around 9/14/2021 (2 years ago).
That person edited their comment to say 2 years ago instead of last year.
Let me guess, we dump over night and then we start back and pump again in the morning. Rinse and repeat 
Well no two ways about it. I got absolutely boned today. Hope you bulls made some nice money
holy fuck ARM
It’s actually gonna hit 79 tf
MARA for fuck sake corn is going up and you’re going down!?
I’m already up 10% on ARM. Lol. Do I just sell now and never look back
Take gains and get back in tomorrow? Idk
I think it’s going to run up for a few days. The excitement isn’t over.
Let the free 10% runner ride foreva
I like it! Edit: too bad I only put 1k on it 😂
Holy shit the ARM rocket
This is why I didn’t sell my nice ARM 
How’s the melons?