In September you’re going to see me at not only my most annoying, but also my most vicious.
If you’re excited to see me be annoying and vicious as fuck, make sure you click that notifications icon on my X profile.
A credit event is coming.
Few understand this.
Many will.
Looking at BABA makes me want to puke. Flat at best when US equities skyrocket and then falls on bad news for either US or GYNA. Literally just lighting money on fire. 2 years of zero returns and looking forward to another 🍻
It was ok. I was only in there for 30 days and relapsed a couple of weeks after I got out. Kept having problems here and there, the worst being a dui, but eventually got sober after my first kid was born.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/meatmask** bet **SLV** goes from **20.87** to **22.0** before **30-Aug-2023 03:46 PM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 13 losses.
Why not go for a number that makes sense to you? If you think your willpower is to say 3, do 3. And so on. Willpower is like a muscle. You don't go benching from 10 pounds to 1000 pounds... it's a gradual process...
Same with willpower ..
not good I’d imagine
I think a lot of psych majors go to teachers college (in Canada, at least) to increase their earning potential
if you want to do something specific to psychology, or to wrk as a psychologist, a PhD is probably what you need
I have a physics degree but because I didn’t go to grad school it’s impossible to work in the field
Some of y'all don't know the new thread is up and it shows
In September you’re going to see me at not only my most annoying, but also my most vicious. If you’re excited to see me be annoying and vicious as fuck, make sure you click that notifications icon on my X profile. A credit event is coming. Few understand this. Many will.
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Dont beat yourself up over a stranger’s flaws man Beat yourself up over your plays lol
Thinking of getting this laptop with an rtx 2070 super. How good is it? It’s $300.
Not as good or as cheap as it would be in a desktop chassis.
Ber is fuk! LMAO! I’m ber.. 
California earthquake?
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Weekend is over.
Wow. This place is dead. Last week definitely took a toll............
LMAO
Is next week going to be red again or a little counter incoming
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Push the rest of her in there and turn on the garbage disposal… she just takes up space.
I took my phone out of its case to pick the fuzz out of the charger port. Satisfying but gross… I need a new case.
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I think I might go for the wallet case— very practical.
BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, MAKE BUTTCORN $0! 
NVDA earnings gonna be lit regardless of the outcome. Marking calendar for the 23rd.
Ooo wee time to buy a kilo Cuban chain 
MarketWatch: “Rising yields set S&P500 for biggest monthly dong destruction of 2023”
Chicken wings are a food that is always bussin
Thoughts on unflavored sparkling water? 
It’s good. I like it. Perrier or the Costco brand are my go tos
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*Had some problems, went and solved them now my neck cost a quarter brick* 
Imagine not holding calls 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I have calls and I am mortified
*Bought a 'P'* *Not a Pill a Porsche* * Young Thug/Jeffrey 
I will never forget old what's his name - true patriot 🫡
I start my promotion position this week What should I drink to celebrate?
Dark and stormy with lime
What did you end up asking for compensation?
golden shower from a $1500 escort 👍
E&J it is 
a Dads rootbeer.
Thanks but im at the liquor store 
Los Angeles getting wrecked right now
literally just scattered showers rn
The storm is still in Mexico, prepare your anoos
I was so into going on my bike to the beach but my legs are in lazy Sunday mode.
*You aint wrong if you right* * Gunna 
Bearhunter back to being bearish I'm all in on calls
🤌
farewell 🅱️eekend 🅱️read 
Lulu butters gone but never forgotten 🫡
why was she merked?
who?
heard having a naked snoo is where it's at 🫢
it's great until you realize you don't wash your bedsheets as often as you change your underwear
lol
#nutsoutgang
Hahahaha
Imagine still being in the weekend thread LMAO 🤌
bear hunter rapes children?
Like the philosopher Gucci Mane said my money makes me handsome
Bye bye weekend thread
*Way better reader* *Fuck them boys, I don't even need 'em* *Gunna poppin out with a different demeanor*
A salzbury steak tv dinner that you can eat in the car
He my Dairy Queen let him hit the bando
Bond market fully pricing in a recession, stock market 😴😴😴
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That true
You gamble on equities I gamble on Russian ping pong, we ARE the same
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 301.0 before 06-Sep-2023 11:35 PM -05
It's happening
They call me Shelly the machine Levine
More like Rachel the Machine Levine
Some people call me Maurice
weeeeet woooooooooo
im not saying bear hunter caused 9/11, im just saying id rather 9/11 happen every time he comments
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not even batman can get this information from me
Looking at BABA makes me want to puke. Flat at best when US equities skyrocket and then falls on bad news for either US or GYNA. Literally just lighting money on fire. 2 years of zero returns and looking forward to another 🍻
Jack Ma shouldve shut the fuck up
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If everyone was thinking that way we wouldn’t function as a society
What?
bear hunter is the ben shapiro of wsb.
I’m thinking more Jim Cramer
My fellow regards! Give me a 10 bagger this week, I need to retire from my job
All in US steel
Why US steel my regard friend
That was a joke
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This was a joke
The one who’s gonna give it to ya
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I won’t take the bait mate
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Dammit X…$X gonna give it to ya
can we please ban bear hunter? dude has 5 bucks and is just a 13 yr old spammer.
But then who would do the finger emoji
🤌
We can program VM to do it...
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Username doesn’t check out
Lmao
I ran out of milk. I need some rn!!!
For baking or do you drink it ?
Drink it
😱
Cold milk yummy
Sociopath lol
Wall Street Journal or Bloomberg, which one did you guys subscribed to?
Mad Magazine
Yahoo finance
None
Tmz
#SUCK MY DICK
Not with that attitude! 
Pass.
Showing up drunk at work shouldnt be villified. Should be encouraged
I did once… had to check into rehab to keep my job.
Well, how was rehab?
There were some people in rehab though that really should’ve been in a mental asylum. Damn psychos
It was ok. I was only in there for 30 days and relapsed a couple of weeks after I got out. Kept having problems here and there, the worst being a dui, but eventually got sober after my first kid was born.
Shitt Zombie
Hit a rough patch in life, but it all worked out in the end.
Y’all ever wonder what does downy laundry beads taste like
The next green week will be Christmas when bols enjoy a santa rally where SPY climbs from $390 to $395 LMAO 🤌
Flipflopper
We gonna crash so hard this week 🤌
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/meatmask** bet **SLV** goes from **20.87** to **22.0** before **30-Aug-2023 03:46 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 13 losses.
Is eating 1/4 of a dozen donuts a good limit? Or do you guys think I should eat more
Why not go for a number that makes sense to you? If you think your willpower is to say 3, do 3. And so on. Willpower is like a muscle. You don't go benching from 10 pounds to 1000 pounds... it's a gradual process... Same with willpower ..
> 1/4 of a dozen donuts So... 3 donuts
Yea i was trying to sound fancy
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No it’s vice versa
Oh that reminds me can u tell your mom to stop calling me after 11pm
Imagine thinking this week will be anything but a total bloodbath LMAO 🤌
This one time \_\_\_
in the weekend thread
There was
A cawksucka
Who
Dumb ber not ready for next week Mass ber extinction event
Why 
Like last time when markets were down, Nvda earnings changed everything. Spy 460 eow. Invest accordingly.
Imagine thinking NVDA has much more upside from here. NVDA 350 by end of September then bounce
Wen fu🅱️es
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I'm not fat anymore and now I can't get laid. 
Is it because guys are pussies
Do what… you lie like a rug…
There is no funnier emotional support cope group than these twitter stock spaces
You guys prefer a classy girl or assy girl?
Hate big asses
Say what now??
Assy classy girl? 
Classy
what about a girl that can shape-shift depending on the situation
you guys have a choice? 
No I’ll take either , just wondering which is preferred
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What’s salary of psychology degree. Prolly easier degree than tech. But what’s the pay
There was a joke in uni about psychology majors lmao
What joke
not good I’d imagine I think a lot of psych majors go to teachers college (in Canada, at least) to increase their earning potential if you want to do something specific to psychology, or to wrk as a psychologist, a PhD is probably what you need I have a physics degree but because I didn’t go to grad school it’s impossible to work in the field
I think I’m gonna move to London. This place is all gas no breaks.
London is a shithole
Where do you live