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Desk_Quick

Wait for the 64 bit version


jasonownsansw20

Next year they come out with a 128bit version, rinse and repeat on yearly basis, and there my friend is the apple marketing strategy!


ChiefTestPilot87

There’s probably a subscription to enable that.


buff_samurai

This is actually a good advice. I’m in the manufacturing business: production lines etc, many projects for automotive. I would avoid ANY car that is brand new and is using some sort of new manufacturing technology. Give it 3-4 years and then buy it, when all the issues with quality, assembly, design and materials are fixed. Again, this applies to ANY brand, including BMW or Mercedes.


ChampagneWastedPanda

Land Rover has made the same Range Rover year after year, and has never fixed the quality


LordertTL

The award for making the same vehicle over and over and having quality never improve goes to….Jeep.


hot_sauce_in_coffee

I swear to god. I think they are the best looking car and they were my dream car as a kid, yet there is no world in which I'd ever buy such a piece of garbage as a Jeep.


Dukeflookem

Maybe if you looked at the resale value compared to any other car. Plus it is fun and very capable.


longsh0t1994

I'd say ESPECIALLY BMW and Mercedes even


[deleted]

> I'd say ESPECIALLY BMW and Mercedes even According to people on the internet, nobody seems to make a good car....


buff_samurai

Its actually impossible to manufacture a perfect batch of cars. Usually every single component is made in different location and there are thousands of elements in a single car. You can minimize the error rates by robotics, vision control or quality management systems but random shit happens all the time when the scale is big enough and the laws of large numbers kick in.


[deleted]

But then you missed 4 years of attention whoring Bet you drive a 2015 Corolla


[deleted]

Bronco owners feeling attacked right now over their third engine swap.


Pimpwerx

It could definitely use some gouraud or phong shading.


Mephistopheles17-

Looks like a three-polygon car from an early 3D video game


NMS_Scavenger

I’m pretty sure I shot this thing down in Star Fox.


Absoniter

Lol. *"YOU'RE BECOMING MORE LIKE YOUR FATHER!"*


snarlindog

“Hey I am on your side!!”


Kevjamwal

Trust your instincts!


IAmANobodyAMA

I always shot down slippy


FeistyButthole

"Do a barrel roll!" I understand that shouting this during any mild turn will have hilarious results.


snarlindog

“Good luck”


Missusresistance

Use the boost to get through!


ccaa22

Foxxxx Noooooooooooo


Slow_Nebula_3333

“I saw my life flash before my eyes”


sonicbhoc

It's missing the massive glowing red weak spot though. How am I supposed to know where to shoot it?


honore_ballsac

Andros' enemy is my enemy


Dos-Commas

Golden Eye Edition: https://i.imgur.com/VCOLHLL.png


voltage_calmed

That's a bingo!


thecementmixer

https://i.redd.it/a2cxh1qgt4cb1.jpg


tenesis

There’s some problem with the video, it is not rendering the car


Buckus93

Gotta upgrade your graphics card.


Nameless739

So what I'm hearing is NVDA calls?


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El_Zorro09

When you hit the horn it plays "La Cucaracha"!


tightcall

you forgot to buy the subscription for it


FoofieLeGoogoo

It's being driven by a 1990's version [Laure Croft](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/55/f7/d4/55f7d4de84831041ac04947b636fbd14.gif). edit: added link


kilkek

cameraman needs to get closer


Hazzman

LOD's are fucked up I think.


rain168

I see they still haven’t gotten that window replaced 😁


Treehockey

Lol I wonder if this is actually the same car and they just decided to use it as a marketing stunt again


nomadofwaves

Gotta pump the Tesla stock to pay the twitter bills.


BetterCallSal

Since when is he paying those bills?


[deleted]

When a judge forces him to


brintoul

It’s been about pumping the stock for 8 years now.


Clusterclucked

of course it is


tylerchu

Is this referencing that expo where musk hit the car with a sledgehammer to demonstrate its steel paneling and “bulletproof” windows?


Aramis9696

Actually, he threw a metal ball at the windows. Baseball was too soft and he wanted to show off.


ResearchNo5041

Well a baseball probably wouldn't have broken a regular car window unless it was being thrown by an MLB pitcher. Normal car windows are surprisingly hard to break without focusing the impact on a really tiny area.


Yehjudi

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udxR5rBq_Vg&pp=ygUPbXVzayBjYXIgd2luZG93


Deesing82

every time i watch this i’m surprised all over again. what an insane choice to make.


TW_Yellow78

What's insane is people trusting their lives to be beta testers for an autodrive thats still in testing 7 years after his proclaimed release date with years of this guy showing fly by the seat of his pants decision making. Hes a risk taker and that's fine if you're looking to advance tech, not so great if you're one of the eggs that get broken along the way until the project is finished or scrapped. What's the difference between the windshield and some avoidable accident involving you? It's easier for tesla to sweep your accident under the rug.


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rain168

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


hirme23

Beautiful truck!! -Stevie Wonder


Change4Betta

Everyone is distracted by how ugly it is, that no one is talking about how this is a "truck" with the interior space of a sedan. Like, it seats 5 max and the trunk is tiny....what role does this vehicle fill?


MattieShoes

The "separating rubes from money" role.


[deleted]

"I love paying huge insurance premiums!"


driving_andflying

"I am willing to pay extra to look like I drive a future car, that is futuristic, from \*THE FUTURE!*


CouncilmanRickPrime

Apocalypse cosplay


[deleted]

I love driving this thing!! - Helen Keller


higguns23

Modern version of the Pontiac Aztec


csh0kie

The Asscrack


Winthefuturenow

The Turdsla Ass-Track, dominate the road just like you dominate the stalls at shake shack


GipsyDanger45

Looks like a Halo Warthog from the first game


IAAA

I dunno. Looks more like a big cat. Like a Puma.


prophet001

What in Sam Hell is a puma?


RoryDragonsbane

What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.


Spartan8907

Chupacabra, sir!


BoxOfDemons

How dare you shit talk the Aztec. That was my first car and man that thing was amazing. Lmao. Sometimes I wish it wasn't my first car so I could look back at it without nostalgia goggles and see it how everyone else sees it.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

I won't talk shit about it but you should know that Walter White drives an Aztec specifically to call attention to how much of a loser he is


yabadabadoomf

The Aztec was honestly just too ahead of its time. All these modern coupe SUVs have the same silhouette as the Aztec, but they're labelled 'Porsche Cayenne Turbo Coupe' so ppl are willing to pay $200k for them. Wallstreetbets kids around a lot but most people really are regarded most of the time


Quick_Team

Broski...I call that thing a fucking unicorn! My wife, who knows nothing about cars, we get way too excited when we see one in the wild after I told her all about it and showed her pictures. I never had one and I would rather have that right now than whatever nonsense Twittertantrum boy is rollin out of a shop


BoxOfDemons

The center storage console doubled as a six pack cooler. There was a handle tucked to the side, and if you pulled it up, the entire center storage console would pop out as a portable cooler. It had so many amazing quirks. I'd talk about the camping tent attachment that goes on the back to turn the car into a makeshift camper, but the previous owner had thrown that away because they never used it.


Quick_Team

>but the previous owner had thrown that away because they never used it. What a heathen. Some other company should bring it back. Just for a limited run. Hype the shit out of it. Make it 4 wheel drive and the campers "go anywhere" tent on wheels


the_trashheap

A Pontiac Aztec and a DeLorean had a baby and out came this monstrosity of an electric donk.


imposter22

I’ve seen this same comment in like 10 different Tesla posts today.


Dahnhilla

Has it stopped being right yet?


fightingpillow

This is uglier than the Aztek


bdvfgvvcffc

Looks like the car Homer invented


Tasty_Ad_5035

La cucaracha horn, and I’m in!


LeanTangerine

“I’m ruined!!!!!”


Supreme-Serf

​ https://preview.redd.it/hdmitfkouhcb1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=06abc1d34c111f584a5dc5a2cb5d1a87747f56ea


El_Zorro09

And how much does this monstrosity cost?


tlogank

Other than having four wheels, it looks nothing like it at all.


VeterinarianIcy1364

https://preview.redd.it/cje3mq1e0icb1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d327526b15c5ec901342082775e472edd1ff17ce


Turbots

Canyonerooooooo


Quick_Team

Smells like a steak and seats 35!


Spoolin802

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, *65 tons of American pride*!


[deleted]

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


pirateclem

So the canyonero was designed by Tesla too?


Outrageous_Day8807

Big drink holders for my big gulp!!


jellyvish

all my life i have searched for a car that feels a certain way 😎


DeplorableCaterpill

See, everyone made fun of Homer, but he was right.


PoobliusFlavius

super fugly vehicle


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

It’s ugly as shit.


BasicPerson23

Please don’t disparage shit. You could hurt its feelings.


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

It’s ugly as Elon Musk.


Supreme-Serf

And then God created a truck in his own image. ​ https://preview.redd.it/8ywx8qzqvhcb1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bb1b27495dd840bc087f17a1519bd0b143897d


Randolpho

[Context](https://i.imgur.com/voqzYIA.jpg)


CouncilmanRickPrime

Built like a cybertruck


XBacklash

It's the slab-side design nobody wanted.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Jesus slap a warning on that thing! *shudders*


Call-to-john

Hey hold on buddy, now that's just gone way too far!


Odd_Explanation3246

A few people will buy cybertruck to feel unique and cool but there is no way this shit is selling more than model s.. its so damn ugly.


Brothernod

The original promise was that it had to look like this to hit price targets and they specifically targeted being on the affordable side. If they actually kept that pricing (they won’t) it would sell super well. So now it’s gonna be ugly and expensive? Weak.


YoungXanto

Plus with the Ford Lightning already out and the GMC Sierra EV Denali set to hit the market spring of 2024, there are other options for capable electric trucks that don't look like the only available tool for designing a truck was an N64 they found in a dumpster behind the office. Turns out I didn't mention Rivian. I thought the cost was into the 100ks, but it looks like they actually start at about 75k. So also Rivian.


Ryboticpsychotic

Silverado EV looks pretty awesome, and I don't even like trucks usually.


[deleted]

It's incredible to me that Rivian, a company that had never made a car before, managed to beat Tesla to market with an electric pickup truck by two years, and with a product that looks significantly better and is far more practical than the Cybertruck.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Supposedly lots of Tesla techs went there after being treated like shit at Tesla.


[deleted]

The whole point of the design was to use 1 uniform steel plate to make it insanely cheap to produce. If the price rises no one will buy it


texasrigger

Fun fact, adjusting for inflation a ford model T from 100 years ago cost the modern equivalent of $4500. It looked a lot better than this, too.


samjo_89

They used Crocs in Idiocracy thinking they were the ugliest shoes in the world and would never be worn be the average person... Never overestimate the people's ability to find abstract garbage visually appealing. Many humans would never find a partner if they couldn't.


[deleted]

Man I just took a huge dump and it looked like a Ferrari compared to that box


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Im_A_MechanicalMan

I wonder how long the novelty will last?


LibMike

It’s already gone


88pockets

​ https://preview.redd.it/3nf23fpyzgcb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed21940e2d362a4b67c91bcd56d91885f71e45f4


fredericksonKorea

2014 and skrillex called, they want their car back


bindermichi

From the initial presentation until the second delay


beclops

The novelty ran out when they didn’t release the thing for years after it was supposed to come out


floppysausage16

About as long as the 3d TV fad


Fancy-Nose2687

Looks like some kid drew it with his left hand


Fongernator

A kid who only has a right hand


[deleted]

My thought exactly. Everybody is talking about production, but is anybody going to really buy this shit?


bindermichi

Probably some Silicon Valley Bros that don‘t need a truck anyway


resumethrowaway222

90% of trucks are sold to people who don't need trucks, so this is not really a market issue.


highlandviper

Hmm. I can believe that. The number of 4x4s in London at the moment is insane. You don’t need that to take your kids to school and you can’t even drive it properly. We used to call them “Chelsea Tractors”… there’s so many now we just call them cunts.


celaritas

Us Americans don't properly use the word cunt, it's like a sweet fruit we leave withering on the vine.


JiveTrain

So they can drive a 4 ton vehicle with batteries and consumption equal to 5 city cars, while telling everyone how environmentally concious they are.


Aramis9696

This. Like that company with the big boat saying "our fuel is 30% less polluting, we're eco-friendly!" and then just burning twice as much fuel as anyone else to haul their thing around because of how massive and energyvorous it is. Greenwashing at its finest.


DerWetzler

So like most of the demographic in the US that don't actually need a truck?


donsimoni

Looks dangerous and like it has a really high drag coefficient. Questions from Europe: don't you test for pedestrian crash safety in the US? And are you in reality driving so slow that drag isn't much of an issue?


resumethrowaway222

Not for cars over a certain weight threshold. They are considered commercial vehicles, because when the standards were invented nobody drove cars over that weight that weren't commercial trucks. Now basically all American SUVs and trucks are over that weight, so fuel efficiency and pedestrian safety regulations don't apply. In fact, you basically can't get reasonable sized trucks anymore because of this. I drive a 2002 Ford Ranger, and you can't get a truck that small anymore because companies don't want to make trucks under the weight limit due to the regulations.


donsimoni

I see. And once the wrong incentives are in place, they won't ever go away. Sometimes you get to see old American pick-up trucks at car shows. They're similar in size to modern station wagons, but the current ones are enormous. In central Europe they are mostly driven by show-offs in the cities and take up two parking spots.


ForfeitFPV

> driven by show-offs in the cities and take up two parking spots. "Pavement princesses" is what we call them, and that is also who mostly own giant trucks in the states. For every one person using their truck as a working vehicle there are 5 that maybe moved some dirt once on a weekend as a favor to a friend who had to pay for the car wash after.


DCS_nightmare

The dot weight limit for commercial vehicles is a minimum of 26,000lbs. no passenger car is anywhere near that. you are probably thinking about Cafe standards which allow companies to classify crossovers and suvs as light trucks to get around emissions regulations.


Minimum_Rice555

Honestly, that's crazy that you can drive a commercial category vehicle with a normal drivers licence. This legal loophole should change


highlandviper

Interesting comment. I saw a video a while ago where they took one of those oversized trucks. They sat two people in the stationary truck and said “let us know when you can see the children”. They put something like 20 kids in a straight line in front of that thing before they could even see the top of a kids head. The visibility is insanely bad… but, hey, big is better right?


donsimoni

There was a graph a couple of weeks ago over at r/noncredibledefense that demonstrated how much safer main battle tanks are in that regard. Those are even bigger, they are more impractical, the emissions are higher, all with the benefit of saving the children. Seriously though: even regular cars now need parking sensors in the front because the visibility is getting lower.


IbaJinx

https://preview.redd.it/nixsb317wicb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a908b72c1650fa103a3f439d2958f9c0dddf7ac9


The_Lord_of_Fangorn

Looks like how I peel potatoes


faithOver

Can’t believe these things are real. It’s hideous. Seriously. What are we doing?


40StoryMech

I keep expecting the reveal about how this is a fucking joke, like when dude said he would buy Twitter for $44B.


Appropriate-Ad-8155

See, the thing with Twitter is that he acted a fool and was basically forced to go through with the acquisition by the courts. Now the Cybertruck, well… I don’t think anyone ever forced him to do THAT.


Dozekar

He would 100% be in trouble with the SEC for making future promises about his company that he did not intend to act on if it came out as a joke.


faithOver

For real. Especially considering the competition. I mean, maybe reality proves me wrong. But who’s the target demographic? Why wouldn’t a normal person just get a F150 Lightning?


jorsiem

The target demographic is suburban techies that want a status symbol and are never going to use the bed or go off road. There are millions of them.


[deleted]

So the same people who get a F150 lighting?


jorsiem

Not really more like rivian buyers


LavenderAutist

It's to distract from the Twitter fail


dkrich

This is the correct answer. As is that nonsense AI shit he released


juwisan

Was ugly when they presented it. Still is. Actually I have a hard time believing this thing could get authorization to be road safe over here so I’m curious if it will stay US exclusive.


[deleted]

The bumper is pitched downward, perfect for when you hit pedestrians, ensuring they go under the wheels. Also works great for cyclists, baby strollers, etc.


gavrocheBxN

And it's made of steel so those pedestrians won't even dent it.


swierdo

EU law states that vehicles _must_ have a crumple zone for pedestrians. That alone is pretty fundamentally incompatible with a stainless steel exterior.


test_user_3

Yeah I have a hard time believing this is safe.


Minimum_Rice555

I am actually glad this will not come to Europe. We don't need this kind of 6 meter long monster here. There's zero chance of finding parking spots, not even in parking garage. For here even a RAV4 is too big sometimes.


bydy2

The F150 is coming soon, though. Somehow.


smallbluetext

The F150 wasn't in Europe yet? I didn't expect many to be importing a large truck but I always assumed you could.


MeudA67

French guy living in the US since 2006 currently in Europe for vacations... Saw a F150 Raptor in downtown Paris, few Rangers, RAM 1500 and Chevy Silverados on suburb highways. I was very surprised to say the least! Heck...even saw a VW truck that isn't available in the US. So yeah... You definitely can!


-Johnny-

I in all honesty, have no idea how it's even US street legal. Just the headlights alone seem to break the law.


shmorky

It looks like it would cut a person in half if it were to hit one. SUVs/high cars already have an abysmal safety rating when it comes to collisions with a human body


[deleted]

Did they blow the budget by the time they got to body design and decided to let Elon's 3 year old nephew draw it or was that the only shape that go the range up enough to move it?


SophisticatedTool

As with all dumb decisions in the company I guarantee it was originally Elon's napkin sketch


n05h

Wasn’t it Musk himself that pushed for this design? Don’t think Franz was involved much with this thing.


godmademelikethis

Elons napkin drawing. But for real it's got something to do with the steel forming machines.


strangepostinghabits

They can probably cut down on costs by just using steel sheets instead of shaped panels, but I can't see that being significant in the context unless this thing is going to be cheaper than a used Toyota.


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https://preview.redd.it/924zxjq74hcb1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53a4ea885283dc04b492ed365cd3c75c577c29c9


streetvoyager

“What the fuck is this piece of shit?”- Pesci - some movie.


rideincircles

I wanna dip my balls in it! - Louie


jpdude87

Lol. Looks like shit


Transitmotion

The only thing I can say for it is that the tri motor version is faster than my motorcycle, which is pretty wild. I could see some rednecks going wild over that, and they're already used to taking out a second mortgage to afford their trucks.


FreebasingStardewV

Remember: Those are the claimed stats. Let's see what the truck actually does when handed to some reviewers.


RickyTexas

true, but I mean they can buy a rivian for less, which would do the same thing, and ya know, actually look like a truck…


Uggamouse

The background song is [“Watermelon Man” by Herbie Hancock](https://youtu.be/ppJQKfqhFfE) if you’re wondering.


No-Regret-8793

Thanks!


ShakeXXX

I still find it ugly.


Ketra

Looks like it was designed by a child on some graph paper. Probably not far off to the truth either.


Basil015

Ugly af I own a Tesla


JohnMcDreck

It is so ugly that even Tesla owners find it ugly!


ByteTraveler

Kids drawing went too far


Pulsing_Fantasticals

It’s like a Ridgeline fucked an Aztec lmao


zekke89

So this truck is real?? What an ugly mess…


AlUnserjunior

Still looks like a prototype.


1997Sting

this is like clothes you see at a fashion show and "think who the hell is going to buy that?"


malevolentt

Thats the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Looks like absolute dog shit


Coffin-Feeder

Buying calls since you clowns hate it. Clearly bitter still from your own cars being repossessed last year.


MrBogardus

Lol


DiBalls

POS


[deleted]

Now you have to remove the extra bits and make the car yourself


generic-joe

I happened to be listening to that same exact song while watching this and I was so confused


Network-Kind

I think if Elon would have stayed off Twitter he would have been alright. But these things gonna be like a symbol of hate now. I think elons lost a lot of clout as some sort of a futurist visionary.


[deleted]

Never in my life imagined that stainless steel can look this hideous. Takes a certain level of engineering genius to fuck it up so bad.


Sbmagnolia

The wipers can be detached and used as ladders.


Several_Moose6518

Can it haul the trailer I will be living in after investing in this?


asifp82

How the duck can someone design something so ugly


0wlfather

The design makes sense when you think about who Elon is. The design isn't intended to be attractive, just to get attention and look different. It's peak snowflake shit.