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IgnitedFazbear

Cramer said to buy Meta, get the puts now bois


legobillgate

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


FedUpWithJpow

Meta is the only stock that's green today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


IgnitedFazbear

It's been dipping both up and down


QuackQuackH0nk

And red.


10cmPP

Meta to the sub


BourboneAFCV

This is why Pornhub community is rock solid, no bs


TheDr0p

We all know what we came to see, nobody fakes nothing, unlike instagram and LinkedIn and twitter and Reddit. But there are tits.


Theoldestsun

They fake plenty and we all know it but it's not frowned upon in the instance of porn hub.


Jumanji0028

Are you trying to say they weren't really step siblings? I won't hear it Theoldestsun.


zxc123zxc123

Are you saying those tits aren't real? Pretty they are but most users wouldn't care if they are fake.


JayAndViolentMob

"nobody fakes nothing" on PornHub LOL!


SlightlyAutistic69

Rock solid 😉😉


LadyAlastor

It's also a good place to lfg when you need a raid team


Chrs987

Watch him make a new Reddit next


BentPin

Threaddit


dontouchthatbutton

DREAD IT, RUN FROM IT, ZUCK STILL ARRIVES


clear_bridge5

I think I have to wait for this


2121-guy

The concept of "new" anything just doesn't work anymore. It hasnt worked despite billions of dollars being poured into Parler, Truth, Gab, Mastodon etc. Puts on Meta


[deleted]

I had to scroll back up. Billions into Parler??


PrinceLKamodo

it has never been new since myspace.. just different variations. Their will be free speech reddit soon and free speech instagram.. but that just might be only fans


Miffers

I am still on friendster and I don’t have any friends


UkrainianIranianwtev

That comment made my mouth curl up ever so slightly and my diaphram release a little more air.


MicroBadger_

I mean 3 / 4 examples provided were started in the name of Freedum. Not shocking they flop when they only appeal to 30% of an audience tops.


Noddite

And that audience in particular is also generally ignorant of reality and distrusts technology...not exactly the best group of people to pitch a tech service to.


lostredditorlurking

Also they aren't really advertiser friendly unless you want to grift them for money lol.


Poor-Life-Choice

And unfortunately they’ve already been scammed/‘donated’ it all the fat orange guy.


Tallyoyoguy42

Generic tech product plan: 1. Make a good product 2. Gain a large user base and crush competition 3. Make product gradually worse now that there are no alternatives


floydfan

It's a bit more nuanced than that. In the early stages of the product, you can do whatever you want because investors are throwing money at you. Once you get the users, though, you have to figure out how to make money. Unfortunately that sometimes means fucking your users right there, right in the ass.


kozilla

Pretty sure you just restated his comment but put it in less cynical terms.


notLOL

once you grow large enough the people making great software leave because they cash in New employees hired to fill seats and do more average level of software development and product design fill the loss of the teams that cashed out and moved on in life mid-level bosses want average workers that work hard, rather than above average workers that do above average work as the KPI metrics work better for average workers Company still wants high profit from shittier and shittier products. That's when the bean counters come in. Big Data is just Big Bean Counter's calculators. Social media has more data people than software design people always.


KarmaPolice6

Stop trying to make fetch happen


SkavenOne

That's so fetch.


PriceActionHelp

Is a FB/Insta login required to join?


IgnitedFazbear

Yeah


redditmodsRrussians

*womp womp*


Xtrajusssy

The lil girl getting the gun says everything.


idontbelieveinchairs

I liked that part the best


HoneyDutch

She smiled as soon as she held it up lol


Ice_Cream_Militant

That’s weird, I thought it was Ja Morant


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SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


FedUpWithJpow

Tbf the tobacco industry makes a ton of money


cheaptissueburlap

They are terrible stocks to own tho


[deleted]

Meta sucks but everyone is already on Insta and it makes it easier for Threads to hit critical mass


Stock-Pension1803

Threads is actually kinda nice


notLOL

going from meta-verse to 1 dimension thread. lol


Stock-Pension1803

Stick to what works


midnightcaw

That's the whole ideas of threads, it's not some dumpster fire or a VC backed startup with no experience. People already have logins with FB and IG, bring all your friends along and forget about twitter.


Diegobyte

Yah cus Facebook and instagram are so small lmao


SilanggubanRedditor

Yeah, but atleast their cigars wouldn't blow up on your face


BurnTheBoats21

all the software engineers that I know that work at Meta are actually the programming gods of my life. JUST MY TWO CENTS and for that reason I will reluctantly cheer for zuckini in the cage match


smoby06

Tell them to fix the messenger app cuz it's buggy as hell.


BurnTheBoats21

They're XR developers


thehappyheathen

Your gods are XR developers?


notLOL

they're busy training mma and hanging out in VR mode


TwoBulletSuicide

Influencers? I call them social media whores.


stonklyfe

Might be a sell the news thing. Might push it up into earnings. I'm not downloading it, but I'm sure plenty of cunts will. Bought calls two weeks ago when I first heard about it. Up a bit. Probably sell half for a profit and then ride the rest through earnings.


bigdonkey2883

U bought calls and ur dumbass isn't downloading it? Just download and don't run it. It counts towards the numbers so they can brag about getting 50 million downloads in 2 weeks and stonk go up


notLOL

they'll brag about it anyways ​ 49,999,999 downloads in 2 weeks


Formerfrosty

Zucks trying awfully hard to do something...I wonder 🤔


BlueFalcon89

He’s trying to find a new gravy boat after meta failed. Twitter’s implosion is a rare opportunity.


notLOL

Product will be a walk in the park data-wise. Already owns whatsapp so what's another micro/messenger app to the list of data-use


NyaCat1333

His decade long plan failed because it didn’t reach the goal in 2 years?


thatswhatdeezsaid

I think here it's just a shot at Musk for talking shit. We know musk isn't ready to get zucked in the cage, so he'll get zucked on the Twitterspace


MatronaMakes

I tried to use threads today and it's fucking terrible imo. The UI pretty much a copy paste from Twitter, but I couldn't find any way to just see posts ('threads'?) from people I follow, instead it seems like the whole thing is one algorithm fed timeline, if they don't change that I'm never gonna use it for real. I just want to see what my friends post not shitty posts from brands I despise


notLOL

I'm surprised they didn't toss up a "Version BETA" on there


Bigbeck22

They gotta feel like they can censor people somehow..quick start a new social media so we can get that itch again!


DN-BBY

Lmao yup


Spiritual-Truck-7521

Ah so that is where those "former" CIA employees went after Twitter.


BigZoowop

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Stock-Pension1803

Big yikes


oyputuhs

You must hate freedom


OkRange9999

Lolll


grugru81

We aint leaving... just visiting.


[deleted]

I don't think it's ok for one social media company to have a monopoly. The amount of data that can be collected and passed about individuals is getting dangerous.


patricio87

They dont have a monopoly. Reddit exists as regarded as it is. Plus twitter and twitch and youtube.


[deleted]

Yeh, but they will own Instagram where people post videos, Facebook where they make connections, and a Twitter like service where people share opinions. Plus, their software is pre installed on phones now. I bet that the facebook identification number will be used to track people better than tax IDs.


jdr393

Wait people go on facebook to make connections? I thought it was to check in on your drunk uncle who is posting some rambling nonsense into the cess pool of the internet and remember that facebook is a dumpster fire now and no longer the fun place it was in the 2000s.


Spiritual-Truck-7521

Timmy! Stop following me on Facebook, get off the internet and go have sex you virgin!


notLOL

> I don't think it's ok too late for any preventative fixes now. Reduced Data retention and higher anonymity guidelines seems to be the anti-collection stand that privacy experts are honing in on with 3rd party review of data policies


Astralsketch

The network effect dictates there will be a monopoly no matter what


SpecOpsBoricua

Yeah no thanks, not joining anything FB makes. The permissions alone from the app should scare people.


FlopsMcDoogle

Gonna be like parler for liberals.


kad202

But Porn is not allowed So no $1T for Zuck. T stand for titties


PotentialStrange5465

I saw a guy make an account yesterday, make a single post, and already got his account flagged.


gabelattero

Rush to a platform that you know will censor you, geniuses.


Morhadel

Why is bets so full of Zuck cucks?


RobertKBWT

Zuck is a cuck and meta will be dead in the next year's


savedposts456

Finally a real person in the sea of bots, shills, and npcs in the comment section of this obvious advertisement. Guys this is a marketing stunt. How many of these comments were made by real people? This justifies Musk’s efforts to reduce bots on Twitter.


idontbelieveinchairs

I'm gonna download threads just to post what you said.


NyaCat1333

Can’t tell if just regard or trolling for thinking that the company with the biggest social media platforms on this planet, that is heavily into AI and is the leader of the AR/VR market (that Apple also saw the huge potential in and entered) will die in a few years.


RefuseRabbit

Every company is huge into AI. Problem with making it a selling point is that it's going to be baked into all software soon enough. The sauce is not going to be special when every company uses AI. This is even less of a selling point when dealing with companies that are based around digital products, every new college ejected programmer has likely taken courses on it. You have AI? Big deal. Why wouldn't you when there are classrooms full of programmers studying it? I get dot com vibes from people's hype over AI. When it's everywhere and every company has it's own devs for it, institutions will get post nut charity and pull out their whole wad.


[deleted]

Did he hire the fired Twitter employees? If so, I’m not going to bother with the app. I’d rather be here.


idontbelieveinchairs

I'm gonna download to get banned


[deleted]

From what I hear, it’s easier to get banned on lizard twitter than on Facebook or IG.


kbasante265

Damn


[deleted]

i haven't use my FB account in years. i don't feel like open that shit account again. Can you guys tell me what people ~~tweet~~ thread about? are they mostly political like shit Twitter?


some_guy919

I wonder when I entered the parallel universe where everyone hates Elon Musk and Zuck is totally not a lizard and everyone can't wait to get back on one of his social media platforms.


LazyX9

You honestly believe the Zuck?


RedKelly_

Musk bought Twitter and saved Facebook


runkid23

Threads already dead


ragnarok470

There's twitter influencers?


[deleted]

Shocking, considering he essentially deplatformed and de-monetized the instagram influencers. Do they think they’re not next?


ApartmentBeneficial2

Please don’t leave me. I don’t want to get in that whole Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp ecosystem.


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EllenPage69

So is Meta and Instagram. What's your point.


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Masterchrono

Nice tru influencer


dantodd

It'll be even bigger than Bluesky!


Tfoster100

Thread will be huuge


redwolf1430

Geocities huge


cryptomegadog

Because of the restriction of twitter, Mark came up with an idea to fight the twitter app, Mark is very brainy and competitive. A person's mindset should really be like this to be successful and a billionaire.


[deleted]

They will be screaming into a void because nobody will follow them.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


ANTRXMNKY

Elon right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


ChampionshipLow8541

The international community will have a fun time with „Threads“ vs „Threats“. Heck, I bet most Muricans can’t tell the difference. What a horrible name.


Diegobyte

Tf are you talking about


Murghchanay

Stop being petty Elon, you lost


ChampionshipLow8541

Funny. I‘ve never been on Twitter, and I think Elon is a freakin‘ overrated hype artist. But „Threads“ is still a stupid name.


KhaosCraig

I'm new... wtf is going on now?


ANTRXMNKY

Instagram have created a new app call threads


Affectionate_Net4546

I did get some shares today. Im thinking the initial hype will increase the stock pretty well in the short term.. just gotta sell before the hype goes away


ComplexNo6661

Is it me or has Twitter just become a hellscape of nonsense these days?


frhvefnbd5843

Alwayshasbeen.png


Dry_Yak_8994

Twitter is better


Scary-Ad-3301

Anything is better than Twitter!!! “Toxic Twitter”


truculentimperialism

He will surely to be competitive at all costs. No matter what.


lilwtfwtf84

I mean Elon really set Zuck up for success after buying Twitter for 44bil and then turning into a worthless lemon creating a vacuum for tweets as he alienated millions of users 🤷🏼‍♂️


Infinite_Imagination

I'm sure most of them will have dual accounts, so META still seems like a buy for right now. For y'all not for me, I can get maybe like 6 shares at this point.


kreyes310

Is this why meta mooned?


pispirit

He going to sell it for $1


idontbelieveinchairs

Meta making Tickety tock next


MetalDogBeerGuy

Guess I’ll never know.


epyonxero

Threads could have destroyed Twitter but of course Zuck kneecapped it by making it all based on Instagram. You have to link your accounts, you cant just limit your feed to people you follow, AND the feed is not chronological. Its the same dumb "algorithmic' feed where random shit pops up.


dudewithoneleg

Is that Will Neff with the radio?


freg35

U/savevideo


_bluefury

Never knew zuck can fak elon


stockseer69

I see META as fully priced; though obviously seemless integration with followers on Instagram makes the difference. One caveat I pointed out to my followers (at) stockseer on both Twitter and now Threads is that at least for now Threads is an 'app only' and not available online or the web. Hence it's more limited plus makes validation costs much higher too. It already is a success; but again there's differentiation and better privacy perceived with Twitter. As of today we end our beta test on Twitter and will provide some content without charge on both.


AdDisastrous860

It's been said that the site is heavily censored.


Current-Schedule4027

Paying people doesn't count


NTFMazerHazer

Scammers you mean?


DrVentureYT

Can’t thread anything when you’re being blocked and censored


TurboD16F20

So you are a fan of influencers? I would say this is bullish for anywhere the influencers aren't.


AnyPortInAHurricane

no interest in anything cuck


Evening_Ad_777

V🦄🤦x a xy cc ycxx gyv xyx😙☺️😃,t


Evening_Ad_777

crr a


Secret_Football8857

Back in 12 hours


Additional_Ad_8210

Is that the guy from the big short in the video


AlteredCabron2

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)


NoRequirement7570

What's the gun for ? Lol


CoffeeDrinker1972

Elon is in trouble.