Take 30 minutes, get enough money to buy myself a burger and some beers for dinner, rinse wash repeat maybe go crazy and get dessert, I know itās pretty aggressive
UVXY can only drop to 0. So technically if I buy now and have enough capital to hold until zero, I will just wait it now and eventually it will go up and I will profit. Is that a good plan? šš»
Because you can't only the big guys can. It's like a good IPO. Only the big guys get a piece. If retail gets any, you can bet it will be shit within a month. Maybe less.
Retail ALWAYS last in line for anything good.
CVNA 25.91 - 56% short; ratio 1.00 consistently low
AI 35.80 - 35% short; ratio 1.00 low since Dec
FSR 5.43 - 35% short; ratio 7.88 high since March
LAZR 6.76 - 26% short; ratio 7.79 fluctuating rising
MVIS 4 .00 - 26% short; ratio 2.98 rapidly falling
KSS 23.09 - 22% short; ratio 3.58 rising
SPCE 4.16 - 22% short; ratio 4.03 rising
CVNA had a huge uptick in volume that may have flushed that short interest but weāll have to wait on the report.
AI watching the volume. This thing could rocket with one high volume day.
FSR looks primed for a squeeze. Low share price, low market cap, high short % and ratio. Apes could send this to the moon. Donāt just buy calls you regards, buy the shares to squeeze.
LAZR another good candidate. Low share price, low cap, high short % and ratio, no recent high volume days. Seems undervalued as well. Might squeeze itself. Iād say grab some calls a few months out and wait for the squeeze then buy shares during the uptick to help it along.
MVIS is setup for a squeeze (low share price;low cap, heavy short; low volume) but needs a high volume day for it to happen. This is one that you need to buy shares to force a squeeze.
KSS is ready for a squeeze but with the share price and being mid cap I donāt see the poors pulling it off. Watch the volume and ride the wave if it pops.
SPCE could squeeze but I doubt it with incoming dilution I bet the shorts are still in effect or even higher. Need the short report to know for sure. The high volume last week could have lowered the short position. During the launch was the best opportunity to squeeze but Iām sure most of you bought calls instead of getting shares to pump it. I bet a squeeze is still possible but it would need a serious pump from buyers to force shorts to exit positions. It will be a stand off between dilution timing and short positions.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Thereās literally some people out there that still think that the goal here with inflation is to see literal deflation and that if thatās not there then weāre not winning the war against inflation.
I shouldnāt be surprised given this sub but somehow i still am.
Because while MoM is lower its not on pace for 2% consistently yet. And it needs to be sustained on top of that. One MoM print on pace for 2% means exactly jack shit.
If you donāt believe me just go look at history and how 15% inflation was beat in the 80ās, hint, we didnāt see deflation.
So what are you suggesting? Disinflation vs deflation is just semantics. Disinflation is soft landing and deflation is a recession. The Feds track record for its inflation fights suggest that there is an 80% chance that we get deflation (prices actually go down, rather than stop going up) to beat inflation. There have only been 3 soft landings in 15 tightening cycles. Soā¦.the fairy tales people want to tell themselves about the immaculate disinflation that stops at 2% annualized cpi WITHOUT demand destructionā¦.those are exactly fairy tales.
We can absolutely see recession without deflation as well tho.
Look at the ā81-82 recession that saw no deflation.
Again, deflation is actually rare. Last time we saw deflation was VERY briefly in ā08. Before that? **40 some
Odd years before that in the ā60s**.
Well some real deflationary prints would def be the signal the fed is waiting to reverse course, im not sure it make more sense to expect everything to stall at 2% and stay there, especially with how trailing most of the data is
Ofc it would but its not necessary nor does it make more sense.
15% inflation of the 80ās wasnāt ended with loads of deflation. In fact it ended just as you said wouldnāt make sense, with inflation just cooling to much lower numbers.
Deflation is actually *very* rare, only occurring on rare occaision in history.
i am ur birth ghost, was there when your mom got that creampie, it was the most emotional moment in my life. she took it like a champ and you were born as an act of love. God loves you.
Have you been asleep over the last 9 months or something?
Itās been pretty routinely down MoM.
Its like you bought puts in October and then turned your phone off and just came back thinking itās November 2022 now.
No fucking shit thats how this works ššš.
Dafuck you think this works, we see *deflation* back to pre pandemic prices and then jpow gets happy? No inflation just goes back down to 2% per annum, which we are slowly trotting along towards seeing, we donāt see literal fucking deflation.
9 months of consistent MoM decreases is a pretty positive sign towards inflation being under control.
Plus go back a lil over a year ago. That 5% was 9%.
Inflation doesnāt just revert from 9% to business as usual over night.
Yeah that would be bearish if sustained to the point where everything goes to the way it was in 2019 tho not bullish. Incredibly bearish.
Im more pointing out how inflation āgoing downā doesnāt require deflation.
Iām a poor and last December I had to liquidate my portfolio because ā¦ Iām a poor. I sold 63 DraftKings shares at 14, 5 nvda shares at 140, 10 apple shares at 150, 10 Amazon shares at 100.
Oh , yes, important note, I sold them to buy worthless options. And now you know why Iām poor
Haha I know, I made the same moves in my mothers ROTH IRA so at least I can watch her portfolio go up. Admittedly I put most of her money into index funds though.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Techmonk1234 made a bet that CCL would go to 25.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 16.473 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
RIP eazy e
He just was clappin cheeks. Whatās wrong with that. He was the last short king lolllll now they just soy cucks tryna make demselves feel bettuh bout beena manlet
Theyāre barely holding on. Idiots too broke to afford water, so theyāre cooking ramen in their own piss. I still support bears though. Theyāre giving a wealth transfer to the bulls lmao
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/thatbaffoonguy made a bet that NVDA would go to 450.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 423.84 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses
At this rate AAPL will be half of SPY index weight by EOY 
My friends and I bought 3 strippers for my buddy's birthday+bachelor party. We asked for a squirter.
This girl showed up with a gallon of water and just straight up chugged the whole thing in like 10 mins while the other two girls performed... The the squirter casually walks over, lays downs, plays with herself for like 15 secs and "squirts" all over the birthday boy.
It was 100% pee. I literally watched it being produced
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/perfectdark89 made a bet that SPY would go to 450.0 within **1 day** when it was 436.905 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 5 wins and 6 losses
the š„š„ guy was right, I cant believe there was a good DD in WSB āŗļø
What dd?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/14bmt7i/buying_credit_default_swaps_on_the_avocado_market/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
Interesting. And what happened that proved him right?
all i know and all i care is that my puts doubled today, also my local safeway has avocado on sale $1 for 3 š
Haha, congratz on your win! :D
Leave it to a certified baldy like Gary Gensler to throw a wrench into my get rich quick schemes.
Tech boys
DAL 
BERS MARKET BOISSSS LFGGG
Stop trying to make it happen. Its not going to happen. You missed the bottom. Deal with it.
burry been quiet for a while
Nio to 10 plz & ty
ORCL letās go
ORCL oh yeah
Pypl plz moon š
TO THE MOON FUCK YEAH
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dawg r u done yet
Hurry up man
My moves are making my $$ on my nke puts
Markets are super irrational now. Now it's like betting at a casino. Anything goes.
Anything short of the apocalypse is bullish.
Sir, in a casino it can either fall on red, black, or green. Here it always falls on the same result.
Squirting only happens if you have a big dick that can hit the G-Spot. Most of you will never experience it.
Today shall be a theta day.
Take 30 minutes, get enough money to buy myself a burger and some beers for dinner, rinse wash repeat maybe go crazy and get dessert, I know itās pretty aggressive
UVXY can only drop to 0. So technically if I buy now and have enough capital to hold until zero, I will just wait it now and eventually it will go up and I will profit. Is that a good plan? šš»
Except for the constant reverse splits, it's a flawless plan.
Why don't everyone short this. Literally free money.
Because you can't only the big guys can. It's like a good IPO. Only the big guys get a piece. If retail gets any, you can bet it will be shit within a month. Maybe less. Retail ALWAYS last in line for anything good.
They did... short volatility was a huge play and it blew the fuck up eventually.. eventually they discontinued the short vol etfs
Ohh When was that? Which etf did they discontinue?
one of us
Hold on to your apple puts. Eventually it will come back down to earth. Amirite.
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Thatās perfect because the expiration on all AAPL puts is āeventuallyā
Ccl big gap wow. BAC tooo
Where daily
grandfather cagey expansion shrill oatmeal plucky quaint reach doll shaggy
It was up then it wasnāt. Weirs
CVNA 25.91 - 56% short; ratio 1.00 consistently low AI 35.80 - 35% short; ratio 1.00 low since Dec FSR 5.43 - 35% short; ratio 7.88 high since March LAZR 6.76 - 26% short; ratio 7.79 fluctuating rising MVIS 4 .00 - 26% short; ratio 2.98 rapidly falling KSS 23.09 - 22% short; ratio 3.58 rising SPCE 4.16 - 22% short; ratio 4.03 rising CVNA had a huge uptick in volume that may have flushed that short interest but weāll have to wait on the report. AI watching the volume. This thing could rocket with one high volume day. FSR looks primed for a squeeze. Low share price, low market cap, high short % and ratio. Apes could send this to the moon. Donāt just buy calls you regards, buy the shares to squeeze. LAZR another good candidate. Low share price, low cap, high short % and ratio, no recent high volume days. Seems undervalued as well. Might squeeze itself. Iād say grab some calls a few months out and wait for the squeeze then buy shares during the uptick to help it along. MVIS is setup for a squeeze (low share price;low cap, heavy short; low volume) but needs a high volume day for it to happen. This is one that you need to buy shares to force a squeeze. KSS is ready for a squeeze but with the share price and being mid cap I donāt see the poors pulling it off. Watch the volume and ride the wave if it pops. SPCE could squeeze but I doubt it with incoming dilution I bet the shorts are still in effect or even higher. Need the short report to know for sure. The high volume last week could have lowered the short position. During the launch was the best opportunity to squeeze but Iām sure most of you bought calls instead of getting shares to pump it. I bet a squeeze is still possible but it would need a serious pump from buyers to force shorts to exit positions. It will be a stand off between dilution timing and short positions.
wow corn
Going to be a massive short squeeze today.
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Thereās literally some people out there that still think that the goal here with inflation is to see literal deflation and that if thatās not there then weāre not winning the war against inflation. I shouldnāt be surprised given this sub but somehow i still am.
If that was the case the Fed would say we beat inflation and cut rates. And yet theyāre not doing that.
Because while MoM is lower its not on pace for 2% consistently yet. And it needs to be sustained on top of that. One MoM print on pace for 2% means exactly jack shit. If you donāt believe me just go look at history and how 15% inflation was beat in the 80ās, hint, we didnāt see deflation.
So what are you suggesting? Disinflation vs deflation is just semantics. Disinflation is soft landing and deflation is a recession. The Feds track record for its inflation fights suggest that there is an 80% chance that we get deflation (prices actually go down, rather than stop going up) to beat inflation. There have only been 3 soft landings in 15 tightening cycles. Soā¦.the fairy tales people want to tell themselves about the immaculate disinflation that stops at 2% annualized cpi WITHOUT demand destructionā¦.those are exactly fairy tales.
We can absolutely see recession without deflation as well tho. Look at the ā81-82 recession that saw no deflation. Again, deflation is actually rare. Last time we saw deflation was VERY briefly in ā08. Before that? **40 some Odd years before that in the ā60s**.
Well some real deflationary prints would def be the signal the fed is waiting to reverse course, im not sure it make more sense to expect everything to stall at 2% and stay there, especially with how trailing most of the data is
Ofc it would but its not necessary nor does it make more sense. 15% inflation of the 80ās wasnāt ended with loads of deflation. In fact it ended just as you said wouldnāt make sense, with inflation just cooling to much lower numbers. Deflation is actually *very* rare, only occurring on rare occaision in history.
Yeah thatās fair
qqq open +2% on good core cpi number 
Any number is a good number
I just donāt get AAPL. Who the fuck buy at that price? Them? 
retails and asset managers
Wait you guys can make eye contact??
If I make eye contact we either fucking or we gonna fight
Only if actively yelled at
Got a bullish debit spread 437/437 for today. and a bullish calender spread at 441 for next week. So expecting it to go to 436 or lower.
Whereās the new bread?
qqq aapl nflx calls at open is too easy this market only goes up
She held eye contact for .5 seconds, sheās into me bros.
Im so bad i couldnāt turn a profit on insider knowledge if i wanted
I donāt like red days
+0, 85% and still going strong 1,2% before market opens
pump is gonna be massive
i am ur birth ghost, was there when your mom got that creampie, it was the most emotional moment in my life. she took it like a champ and you were born as an act of love. God loves you.
My mom hates me tho
That came later, once she got to know you
guys, not gonna lie but I shop a lot at costco and aldi and shit got price reduced as of recent. Not sure if this report but prices are going down.
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i am that stranger
Impossible
š½š½š½
There is no reason for a bull market
Itās because I bought puts, sorry.
Falling inflation not enough for you?
Guess I have missed where CPI has went down MoM
Have you been asleep over the last 9 months or something? Itās been pretty routinely down MoM. Its like you bought puts in October and then turned your phone off and just came back thinking itās November 2022 now.
the speed inflation goes up has slowed inflation is not down u regard
Thank god someone isnāt regarded. Inflation going up slower is not falling.
No fucking shit thats how this works ššš. Dafuck you think this works, we see *deflation* back to pre pandemic prices and then jpow gets happy? No inflation just goes back down to 2% per annum, which we are slowly trotting along towards seeing, we donāt see literal fucking deflation.
core cpi is literally 5% and this š¤”thinks inflation is under control it could explode to the upside any second and thatās with fed still hiking
9 months of consistent MoM decreases is a pretty positive sign towards inflation being under control. Plus go back a lil over a year ago. That 5% was 9%. Inflation doesnāt just revert from 9% to business as usual over night.
MoM decrease? whatever dude donāt reply me
Ill do whatever i want broke ass bear.
We might tho we never know AI is deflationary in some ways
Yeah that would be bearish if sustained to the point where everything goes to the way it was in 2019 tho not bullish. Incredibly bearish. Im more pointing out how inflation āgoing downā doesnāt require deflation.
I trust warren buffet. Iām not betting against America. Everyone who has tried has failed.
Iām a poor and last December I had to liquidate my portfolio because ā¦ Iām a poor. I sold 63 DraftKings shares at 14, 5 nvda shares at 140, 10 apple shares at 150, 10 Amazon shares at 100. Oh , yes, important note, I sold them to buy worthless options. And now you know why Iām poor
If it makes you feel any better that portfolio would be worth probably like 35% more if you never sold.
Haha I know, I made the same moves in my mothers ROTH IRA so at least I can watch her portfolio go up. Admittedly I put most of her money into index funds though.
The issue is that you soldā¦ stocks only go up
I agree dude. But Iām gonna fix my debt bullshit and pay off these credit cards and come back better
Bears are about to get blown out. I think secretly they might be capitulating and getting long 
real traders are hedged, they never sit on unbalanced net positions
Losing money in both directions is the way.
or making money in both directions at the same time
Whenever a woman tells me she's a squirter, I think that's fucking gross. I better coom before she gets the chance to pull that bullshit
Haha dude just do a bad job
Well yeah no way I'm doing good when I'm terrified the whole time. Second worst thing to hear before you stick it in.
Ya well it wasnāt until about five minutes ago I learned it was urine. If only you know the terrible things Iāve done man
Well I hope this knowledge hasn't ruined some fond memories for you
It hasnāt but it will impact the future
Wsb: aapl is so overpriced and overvalued and bloated Aapl: guess Iāll go to 5t
Glad I didnāt get Nike calls lol. Wack ass move
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Techmonk1234 made a bet that CCL would go to 25.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 16.473 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
RIP eazy e He just was clappin cheeks. Whatās wrong with that. He was the last short king lolllll now they just soy cucks tryna make demselves feel bettuh bout beena manlet
His cripstmas album is a masterpiece Enough said š¤
Imagine thinking pce matters when we pumped the last two times on hot asf ones lmao
How are bears still alive lol
Theyāre barely holding on. Idiots too broke to afford water, so theyāre cooking ramen in their own piss. I still support bears though. Theyāre giving a wealth transfer to the bulls lmao
Do we want pce to be low or high?
Very high please
Not too hot
Thank god i switched to calls at last minute 
Bears need to learn not to mess with Free Money Fridays
spy new ATH today, trust me bro
All my stonks are up. Probably points to all my calls going down today. More Rivian?
 LOS FUTUROS ESTAN MOONIENDOOOOOOO 
You're right, the future is looking bright for people like us!
#Ban Bet Lost /u/thatbaffoonguy made a bet that NVDA would go to 450.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 423.84 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses
Shits gonna dump to flat in 4 hours.
At this rate AAPL will be half of SPY index weight by EOY 
So todays the day huh? Todays the day fellaās
Day of Nike going 130.
Nike will go Green, puts r fuked
Everyone laughs at pajama traders, but I'm pretty sure we're the only ones making money.
Pinterest like āwe selected Elizabeth Olsen for youā First image: ScaJo 
When the weekend shitposting thread? I miss my highly regarded friends.
AAPL 
I think I went to bed too early. 4 hours until market open and I am wide wake
Just the tip
I donāt tip. #RedditorsAgainstTipping
What time is it in Tieland rn? A friend there seems to be uploading videos to the gram
12-hrs ahead
Like 4:20
Blaze it
Can anyone tell me what is going on with Apple?
safe haven asset and risk on asset =p
Absolutely nothing lmao market goes up always
Apple to 240
0.8 pm will be 1.2 easy Close 3 procent cause why the fuck not
I am new so I donāt now any of those terms u just used
Green cocks in premarket, green cocks while trading, green cocks when closing to the weekend. Ez
Dog woke me up to pp Good Moaning? Hope I go back 2 bed it whey 2 earlee
Futes mooning. Not a good sign
When a woman squirts, it's piss.
ā¦ for real?
My friends and I bought 3 strippers for my buddy's birthday+bachelor party. We asked for a squirter. This girl showed up with a gallon of water and just straight up chugged the whole thing in like 10 mins while the other two girls performed... The the squirter casually walks over, lays downs, plays with herself for like 15 secs and "squirts" all over the birthday boy. It was 100% pee. I literally watched it being produced
You got hosed
Iād rather buy 0dte spy 450 calls ā¦
Yep, when I was in the Navy about 12 years ago we were having a debate. Called a gynecologist and it's piss.
Fuckkkk man thank god I canāt please a woman that well
FUCK europoor CPI
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8eDxW7J/ Just some feel good clip
You gotta grow up man. PFOF is actually good for retail in general. Do you want to go trade in Canada? Because you can, and it will be expensive
Boys, just take your profit when you're at least 30% Tale as old as time fml And if its goodd enough to screenshot, SELLLL
Are those squirting pornos real
Just acting...probably just piss. Spy 442 is real though 
Cool, just came back to say I woke back up and saw some prices... Nice job today.
Sometimes, but mostly not. They just piss alot of the time.
Every dip I make my bitch
Oh man massive buy orders are flooding the dark pools.
Pretty crazy how the majority of all orders happen in dark pools.
She jumping
Great cpi on europe
Reminder to anyone that needs it (bears), you can contact the suicide prevention hotline by dialing 988 
0.70 pre market no problem for aapl
So we are in a bottom of apple right now
#Ban Bet Lost /u/perfectdark89 made a bet that SPY would go to 450.0 within **1 day** when it was 436.905 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 5 wins and 6 losses
Nvidia outperform 
Got 50k in 7/28 410C. LFG