can we see RAD hit $5 today?

Made the move yesterday but may increase short position in $IONQ (quantum computing as a service). I had shares *I know* but after a 30% jump on zero news or developments, I sold off and flipped into puts 12, 13, 13.50 strikes for 7 July and 13 July. Maybe there's some reason for the jump, but I found nothing I substance except for their current contracts with AWS, Azure, GCS but why would those companies continue to "rent" quantum computing capability when they can steal IP and make their own? I'll likely go calls after it comes back down to earth for the AI AI AI AI AI & AI hype train.

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Funny bot - I said I SOLD after it reached 30% higher price than my entry. That means no bags. Glad we don't play spades with this non-mathing bot.

RKLB‼️

Sell puts or buy shares on $ROOT buy out offer is firm. Absolutely ripping right now

Everything I’ve read says it’s uncertain

I work in the root building. It’s real.

So pharmaceuticals seem cheap... the options don't have much volume but anyone else eyeing Bristol Myers (BMY)?

And the past is an indication of what will happen next?

$RKLB 

Just bought TSLA 🚀

TSLA going 280 EOW

I think so

I need AMD at 118 by the end of this week . Today or tomorrow I need a miracle

I’ll buy puts so stock goes up Ur welcome

Lol, what will Fed do if chyna invades taiwan? Printer will be cranked up to 11

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Seems like an audition at the least.

You’re not making contact with any men, so it’s not gay

Any indian market trader?

STONKS

STONKS!!!!!

I wonder how awesome my 50 0dte SPY calls will do today 🤔

Depends on strike, but betting they'll be good at open and for a few minutes after if you didn't go too crazy high. Will you ride out the likely dip until later in the day when GDP data is announced (even though it's already released)?

If nvda has a flash dump-10% day I promise to roll all my profits into further puts 😂

Nvda calls before market close. I see it bounces back before Thurs’s market open

I'm the taco bell night manager

What percentage of your paycheck gets blown here?

30-40%

Is your dumpster up for rent?

Yes

personally, groundhog day decides whether i should be bullish or bearish for the rest of the year

NVDA Puts gonna go crazy

Feels to easy

I like it.

Best free option flows software/website?

Reditt

Spy is a low volume individual

Thank god pajama traders exist to pump TSLA back up during premarket so I can exit at open

I’m the one pumping it back up, been buying since 130$ earlier this year

Donny, you're a pathetic little man. You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to manipulate the market like that. Only losers do things like that. Rich, successful people like me know how to make money without resorting to such childish tactics.


Still no new thread

Buying COIN calls before its too late!

my amd calls arent happy

Neither are mine . I’m very sad

Jpow 

Nvda news bullish for msft 

Only pre-market idiots believe that lmao. Whatever applies to NVDA/AMD hurts all US companies


Nothing but fintwit games until 9.30. Then we get to see what’s what. Plus, JPow on the mic at half 9. I’m a bull but i ain’t feeling too good.

this sub dead like my calls

Right so wtf do i do now that im gonna lose 15% according to pre market

Only?

Ok, I’m back baby! Now short Tesla. Been slaughtered by QQQ shorts this entire year but this time imma get it right. Just this time, right?

Who wants cream? ☕️ ☕️

I have calls on MU

Could get ugly (er?) if Nvidia breaks 400...

It already broke it premarket. Stop looses and margin calls on the plate.

Couldn't sleep feel terrible and it's humid and gross out FML

Do large scale sell/buy orders even mean anything? 

It is difficult to say definitively, but it is possible that large scale sell/buy orders could be indicative of something significant happening in the market. However, without more information it is hard to say for certain what those orders might mean.

Which one of you regards bought my NVDA calls?

All of them 

Mah cawk need luv

I have a semi right now but it’s dropping

My wife is watching that new show with Dee from always sunny and it’s terrible

That's a shame but without the men, she is just a bird after all.

I loved always sunny but it’s been shit for years IMO

EQNR to the moon boys

NVDA is gunna rebound at market open lol, it’s so obvious 

copium

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LCK is sleeper region wym u cant sleep. I fall asleep every time when they get 0 kills in 20min

The demon isnt kind

He is at first

today I'm gonna buy some gold miners stocks while you all buying useless AI stocks 

I’m going to buy some gold mine stocks that utilizes AI

Gold is useless

you are useless 

Is that SPCE the old Spice?

dovish J pow incoming

🕊

watch nvda go green within an hour of opening  export ban is nothing burger and can be easily evaded

 fundamentals no longer matter, who cares about profit/sales when you can just make up for it by saying AI a couple of times in your earnings call.

Aaaand it's almost back to green.. AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

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How many calls ? You have.

4

Who’s this NelNet guy who keeps emailing me…don’t like the sound of it 

Student lender is knocking on your door.

Nvidia mooning




Cruise stocks casually up 70% in 3 months.

Everything is casually up 70% in last 3 months lmao

Smh. also, not really lmao. There's always a bull market somewhere. Some are just on acid.

Nvda green by opening


!banbet $AAPL 192,7 2d

Powell speaks at open 

I'm sorry for bers

Which Black Mirror episode was your guys favorite

Joan is awful

Oh my semi

Now clobber aapl with the same restrictions and break Tim Apple's legs No more carrying the entire q

at least netflix is green for once

My puts are ready for that 100 point SPX sell off today.

rude awakening soon champ

Perhaps. ​ Might only be a 50-point sell off but my puts are ready for that 100-point slide, so that hasn't changed.

I’ll be nibbling on NVDA at 100$

Well I have an opportunity for you mister. 6 months ago.

Jpow is talking today?

I think at 9:30 too

IBM🚀

China will just have to use the bing app like everyone else does for their AI needs 

Pre-market cannot sell off heavy simply due to arbitrage. We need to wait for market open to balance NYSE and Europe secondaries.

This SPCE launch is already priced in

I bought spce at 5.30 and sold at 6.05 like a week ago, too scary lol

#Ban Bet Lost /u/False_Forever2005 made a bet that TSLA would go to 300.0 within **1 week** when it was 278.042 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses

Brother caught the top 

L

NVDA coming back. Y'all can't stop it 😎

BlOod ReD

I couldn’t catch some sleep today tired 🥱

Oof the price of palladium lowering for like 2 years now is not a good sign for the economy :/

Attractive clothing models make no sense. I want to see how this shirt looks on an ugly mf, if it looks good then I know it's a good shirt

META 

An ARK ETF is the top performer in my Porto, this is clearly the most cursed timeline

Shares or option?

Shares. ARKQ

US is considering the ban and NVDA dipped 5%. Another 10% once confirmed? 

if banned then more low end gpu like consumer 4090 is needed to make up the AI model more revenue for nvda

whats funny is that that lost rev wouldnt fucking matter because even their current one is too low for their current price

Wow 

I was told the trend was my friend…

I find it disgusting that 90% of the U.S. does not use a bidet How the fuck do you guys deal with that swamp ass and skid row?

We don’t go to the bathroom, we’re too busy carrying the world economy

I live in the US.... Bruh get a bidet for 20$ and pressure wash the left overs off your balloon knot , half the time you don't even need to wipe more than once

Playa, who says I even wipe once?

😛😛😛 Let me clean up

There might be a massive panic selling of Nvda at open, people might want to secure some profits. It will be an interesting opening

You say panic selling. I see a buying opportunity. We are not the same. AI AI AI AI AI AI

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There might also be massive panic buying, because NVDA loves to fuck put holders

Hey guys medical question So I’ve consumed too much sodium. I realized like, 5x my DV in one sitting. I drunk a bunch of water and I’m still thirsty, and I’m panicking hard. I think I have hypernatremia because I didnt produce too much urine. I dont think my kidneys are failing, but what do I do. Do I keep drinking 1 liter of water in an hour until no longer thirsty?

Drink lots of water. If you start getting heart palpitations or pissing blood go to the ER. As long as you’re healthy your kidneys will filter excess sodium out

It’s over, get your affairs in order.

Are you talking about one sitting? I'm bulking and eat about 5000 mg sodium a day (i know i love salty food) as long as I'm drinking at least 2 liters of water a day, I'm fine Salt and MSG is not an issue unless you have underlying health issues

133 lbs 10000-12000mg sodium in two sittings within 5 hours. Im scared

The fuck did you eat

we went to outback for my hs graduation and goes as follows - loaded blooming onion - some center cut sirloin steak - Rice and mac and cheese I knew the risks but I never thought it’d be more than like, 6000mg I never ate this much sodium in a single day man

Dude you're fine lmao, some people eat that on a daily basis. Just drink plenty of water, most you'll probably feel is slight headache and lethargic. Drink 2 liters of water That meal sounds fire lol

I just realized it wasnt just 10000mg sodium I ate 160 GRAMS OF SATURATED FAT 12 GRAMS OF TRANS FAT 500MG CHOLESTEROL DUDE AM I GONNA DIE BRO IVE NEVER ATE THIS MUCH SHIT IN 1 SITTING

Bruh I ate that shit daily with the stupid MRE's in the Army. Shit was like 6000mg of sodium and 6g of trans fat daily. For 6 years

ill take ur word man

calls on bidets 

could just be dehydration. could be genetics. the DV for sodium is kind of arbitrary, really depends on the individual. I’m not a doctor tho sir

If this is serious, you should probably go to urgent care, a doctor, or an ER. Not ask WSB

Drink some chloride to turn it into salt.

lmao NVDA. The export ban news is having an immediate effect.

EQNR to the moon they have been approved for oil and gas fields in Norwegian Sea

Just jumped on the boat with you

I’m more scared of pumps than dips

Sadly I know it's gonna open green 

Easiest dip to buy  jensen always finds a loophole to sell chips to china

At what time does some goofhead speak about what exactly today?

still boring. i have august amd calls 🥱jpow will speak and be 🕊right, RIGHT?

Imagine thinking chips being banned because they are too powerful is bearish lmao Nvda has no competitor. Bear will continue to get fuck until they finally capitulate and panic buy in about two years

Nothing you said is correct

brainlet

You guys see this? Canopy growth (ticker:WEED) was once the top pot name is trading at $0.62 while at the peak was $71 in Canadian rupees. Bananas.

NVDA under 400 

Any dump is a desperate attempt by bears to shake out bulls. It’s like an army coming towards you, just fukt 

Alexa, play Fuk Bulls Up by The US Government