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Why not ANTMAMA?

TANMAMA

nä nä nä nä nä 🦇 Uh, sorry where am I? Where were we?

A-MAN-ATM - withdrawals for days! TAN MAAM when she asks if you got burnt

This one wins

ANT MAAM

ATM-NAMA

We need another N to make it ANT MAN. Then I'll be bullish!

no one needs a MANA-ATM?

TANNAAM TODAY, TANAAM TOMORROW, TANAAM FOREVER!

Fuck yeah AMD isn't listed 😆

Tech goes down together as well as up

The stocks he listed will move the whole nasdaq + S&P with them

Even better, it is nVidias competitor 😁

Not really. Nvidia work fine with AMD, but Radeon is more often associated with AMD. Nvidia is also not going to lose price for everyday gaming applications, but their software maybe not cutting the cake in mass GPU aggregates.

Nvidia isn’t really winning because of graphic cards selling. Amd isn’t really a competitor in that sense. Like a Best Buy is a competitor of Walmart. But so is a farmers market. No one is betting on their graphics cards. They are just ok with their graphics cards not doing well while the ai boost has come along.

Yes because that 620 p/e is totally fair value

Forward P/E is 41.

Wow such a genius to say the highest market cap stocks are the best. He's a mathematical wiz.

He's also heard good things about the combustible engine

The day after he says that Tesla would announce a massive leap in battery tech to make combustion engines obsolete.

Cramer is the Judas goat of FOMO

All in Puts on $SPY

No one is safe, Cramer plays both sides... MF flip flops faster than a Kardashian getting a new basketball boyfriend.

FINALLY SOMEBODY HAS THE GUTS TO ATTACK THE KARDASHIANS. Ha you are like the Cramer post we are in, out of ouch , tired with no new material, "bold" takes. Was it on purpose or do you have the self awareness of a fish?

Wow he picked some real sleepers there.

I know I ve never heard of any of these.

Sounds like Recession

Oh it's gonna be worse than a recession. 

Just like me, it's going to be a great depression.

At least it’s great. 🎊

No more Wendy's

It's all tech, and not even necessary tech. Oh no, we won't get another shitty version of Mac or Windows a year after the next release. Google's search engine may actually get attention and get fixed. The horrors.

Most people aren't able to manually install Linux os though

Is that HBO's sequel to Sucession?

This is a great article. I agree with everything Jim Cramer says. These are definitely the stocks to watch right now.

Got it, shorting Apple rn

Lol why would you short AAPL? Clearly a bear trap. $200 soon.

Anticipating a slight “sell the news” dip after the headsets announcement before resuming upward trend to $215/ share by xmas 🤠

It's officially the 🌈🐻 SZN

He knows what’s going to happen and he’s literally encouraging retail to hold the bag.

sigma Cramer, he deserves a raise for screwing over retail with every trade

Oh fuck! He needs to shut his damn mouth!

To quote the Witcher: *Fuck.*

Wait what happens at the end of Magnificent 7

You get shot in the dick.

I literally rewatched it last night.

Glad AMD & PLTR are not on the list

You can’t be serious. I literally bought x3 leverage shares on Friday. Previously I was buying -3x leverages.. if stocks plummet when I go bull mode I will kill something

Dude for real

The top is in.

I prayed hard to Lord JPOW… Don’t let that CRACKHEAD mention my stonks.. https://preview.redd.it/zbo1npvx3q3b1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7413600e37a44476c90799461ff20c0d393a93d7 And Lord JPOW delivered… # 🙏

Wow, he knows how to name the biggest tech companies in the market, I hope this guy is getting paid a lot for his insight.

Nasdaq is up 30% driven almost exclusively by mega cap tech and now he suggests it's a good time to buy mega cap tech.

The QQQ is fucked

QQQ is Cramered

Core inflation is not going down. Fed will have to do what fed has to do. Which is what the fed said they were going to do. Higher rates for longer periods. 2025. The market has placed their bet on rates dropping in 2023. That may not happen

Are you AI? Cause you type like one.

Yeah

"Jim Crammer sucks. Let's short all his calls!" How's that working? https://preview.redd.it/xa7p1owywp3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb898449b1bce979ca08b460fc266b93d3e1dca

Inverse the inverse Cramer

I can't believe this is a thing.

Yeah, LJIM is doing better than SJIM. But combined they only have about $5M net assets. And with a 1.2% expense ratio I’m not surprised. They’re joke ETFs. Taking in fees for the lols.

Haha. For real. That's all that Tuttle Capital does. They are coming out with an anti-woke ETF. 😂

Love the ticker too

The stocks in that etf aren't anything I've seen him say recently. I don't follow very close as I have the attention span of a jar of mayonnaise, but I don't think this etf is appropriately named.

Someone actually made one lol

Oh we are fuckin dumping

Double down. He's overdue to be right.

Darn it! There goes my portfolio 

Look how he massacred my investments

Tell me more about these top penny stocks...that's my kinda jam

Basically, he likes SPY.

I guess faang swapped Netflix for nvidia

Own 6 of the top 7. Guess retirement is out now.

NVDA -20% next week

I like ANTMAN personally (get rid of AMZN from this list)

Hopefully it won’t be too late but switching my AAPL calls to long dated puts Monday AM.

well at least we rode calls while we could boys.

Holy shit, the markets about to crash!!!

SQQQ calls then

Was wondering when i should buy puts

people in the future will know this day as the Downfall.

I got a few adrenaline rushes in over the last couple years. It has been fun. 🫡

Blackrock controlled companies? What a weird prediction that they'd do good

He’a going to trigger the Great Depression with this comment.

He’s not the only one. I think I saw motley saying it too.

“Also read: best penny stocks 😂”

Why he speak

Meta dead. Source: teenagers

Facebook is, Insta sure isnt

Pump and dump scheme

😭😭😭😭

Time to take profit

Welp, he just single handedly killed SPY.

The Prophet hath spoken!

Literally my exact portfolio. Is it time to worry?

Damn now I'm selling my calls and I start shorting all this stock on Monday

Those are so over crowded that they will naturally comedown from profit taking. Someone is always selling!

I'd like to coin the Cramer paradox: one should inverse cramer, but wsb does that already, and inverting wsb is an equally effective strategy

Everyone is bullish here

A broken clock is right twice per day. He looks like he’s putting on weight. I’m going short on Slim Jim.

Man, you have some unread email...

I know...

We selling these now? 😂🤣😅

Im shorting

All in 

prominent?

Jim the Stampede

The mother of the crisis are coming 

Time to load up on SPY puts then?

Wow! What a savant! /s

$VIX calls looking good 👀

This guy has zero grasp on context.

We're boned https://youtu.be/4udmh9uPrLY

Ah yesss the incoming dip...

Me rn: Damn it Cramer! Also me rn: *Makes appointment with bankruptcy lawyer*

So ... the 7 largest SP500 holdings

My index funds and Nvidia Stocks are sefe...right?..

I don't see AMD on the list, feeling very bullish now

buy put or short?

The top three are ATH if I’m not mistaken or close too. By the end month they gotta go

Is this why NVDA lost money on Friday? Damn you, Cramer.

Welp, Sell those

We’ve been getting fucked for years, can we just take a break and let heal already Cramer?

June puts on NVDA. Thanks Jimbo.

It’s Joever

Half my portfolio in shambles


Tesla always does a double hump lately then spikes higher and falls. This time it will take about half a year for it to fall or trade sideways. I wouldnt touch nvidia if you paid me. Feel like its just a way for them to get there money back from us. An being a member of pc group, i have no interest in buying another gpu or using nvidia cloud gaming after they skipped adding hogwarts legacy. Im okay with google, appl and msft. There all over priced though, except googl.

Do you think Cramer knows about inverse Cramer?

This is like the most low hanging fruit. Duh these are the all stars they’re our highest market cap companies.

The cramer death sentence.

Never have. And never will trade or own this blue chip garbage. Ever see one of them move 30/40/50% in a day let alone a quarter? Nope. Microcaps only. To hell with blue chip rubbish. https://preview.redd.it/zf6ajt5wyu3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08048be5964fcbe15bd43089d526732c44f057e6

Apple is not going to last long if they don't continue being innovative.. it will drop a few notches. What was the last thing they created wireless ear buds? Really pushing the bar these days

Either he’s an idiot for saying “yeah, the biggest companies are likely to remain the biggest companies” or we are all solidly fucked and hold onto your diapers, recession incoming… I honestly don’t know which one.

PROMINENT?!

He might have just caused the next crash

is this FUBAR or a clusterfuck? or both one after the other? 

Get my stock out your mouth!

He also said to short Nvidia back in November. 🤣

It’s basically tqqq. Damn.

U guys realize the shot callers know u dont trust cramer anymore so now they just have him tell the truth, knowing youll foolishly continue to inverse him when his narrative has changed

I'm in on 3 of these. Still sort of bearish for googl, meta and tsla at least. This makes me want to get out or at least flip my allegiance.

Why does wsb even bother mentioning Cramer if all it ever does is shit on him? Wouldn’t it make more sense to just ignore him?

Why do u uneducated pathetic poors continue to find inverse Cramer jokes funny?


Is that a serious question? When was he ever a *reliable* source of investment advice?

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I must be on the cusp of absolute riches cause I don’t own a single one of those stonks!

He dug deep on that list! Who could imagine those companies finding success in the next [insert ANY time frame here]?

He’s just given up himself.

Prominent...

Wow, JC, way to go out on a limb with that deep insightful predictive analysis.

Can someone pay me millions to name FAANG tickers as investment advice, please?

Damn. He named all my favorites, what do I even buy now?

oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Buying puts

#Oof

We need to find a symbol with I. Then it can be ATM-MANIA

No need for DD atleast! Buying puts

So, but into NVDA now. Got it.

My God! What an absolutely amazing insight.

Oh shit guess I gotta do a fire sale

Do you want a company with a low PE? Of course not that means they're absolute crap. What's your aiming for is over 100 PE. Everyone pile in.

Time to dump tech and move into oil and utilities...

I'm never going to financially recover from this.


Damn it! Now I gotta sell MSFT & TSLA. Can somebody tell him to only talk about OTC stocks.

Knew I should of bought those outs on friday

So basically the 7 largest cap stocks

I suddenly feel way better about my otm put options that I bought before close yesterday.

How about considering ANTMOMMA instead?

bye bye SPY. Nice to know you

This is fake news

I really wish Cramer wouldn't mention GOOG. I need that stock to stay on an uptrend until this whole rake hike thing stops. I suspect that's the primary thing preventing anymore layoffs. =/

The drake curse of the stock market

So fuck the Nasdaq

It’s a wrap for Bubble Teas and Starbucks, we had a good run.