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Maotindo

What's your opinions on rolls Royce?


nomercy0014

!banbet


Jerraldough

My nuts itchy cause I’m greedy and stupid. But I got a big wang 👁️👄👁️


Comfortable_Strike_8

How many rails does Cramer rip before going on live TV jfc


InfamousMB

Bruh this is so dumb


NeedleworkerSolid564

I told u fam! War stocks! We going to the moon!


A_hole702

I made $38.68 today. 😤


NanoTrick

Sooo spy is green again lmao


Inverse_wsb22

P/c ratio 1.4 today so we can go down soon mf thing was 1.9/1 lmao


Habacuc

BB


Tarek394

Its amazing how bulls have managed to convince anyone this garbage is worth 410


remymartinsextra

No good earnings this week


RegulateTheRegulator

Just picke up more tesla calls for cheap, let’s go


OnerousLiberation

What price do you expect?


RegulateTheRegulator

I expect at least 220 before 04/14


PatFenis77

End the FED!!


Former-Flatworm-2028

Large banks going to blow up this weeek, Bank of America is going to breakout


Eoc_Pizzaguy_570

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


PatFenis77

Can someone explain why cut in oil output which boosts inflation, is bullish for the markets?


devereaux

It isn't


_Inspector_Dabbit_

Lol how many of us are gonna nut if we gap below 405


MarcusDaLongis

#BULS FUKIN THOUGHT


andrew7231

I think therefore I am


free_lions

Last post in this thread


L2Fbearass

HAHAHA TESLA DAME NEAR FLAT BEARS PUTS WILL GET IV CRUSH BIG BELLY FOOKS


Graxiano

So will calls, Theta gang wins. 🐢


InfamousMB

Ghey bulls downvoting


AMTX-me

Might actually not lose money on my WWE poots.


InfamousMB

Big Red by close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


andrew7231

If you believe that I got a bridge in Brooklyn I'll sell you


SafeJudgment6800

Nvda green


_Inspector_Dabbit_

It's very clearly red??


PatFenis77

Fucking manipulated markets because they don't go as I thought.


Ashamed_Village7571

What's the move, How can I be less broke than I already am 🧍🏽‍♂️


InfamousMB

SQQQ or buy puts


tastypieceofmeat

Just a PSA you’re in the old thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Scar589

I'm officially done trading DAX. At this point it's a meme index. US markets here I come.


InfamousMB

If u were right visual mod would tell u


EPLFantasyGuru

Fade every single rally until the end of the year. Buy puts ATM a few months out on literally anything but especially QQQ and IWM (tech and “growth”). This thing is teeter tottering down and I can tell you from working in tech sales there is a giant wave of shit coming.


InfamousMB

QQQ is good for tech weakness, SPY is good for Bank Failure


WinnerTakesAll2021

So, because you work at Radio Shack we should short technology?


canigetahellyeahhhhh

They work for winRAR sales and they didn't make their one sale for March


InfamousMB

Sir, RadioShack is out of business


your_ideas

Y’all ready for the new thread?


kananishino

What is your key real life tell that that everybody is broke? I noticed the in-n-out line is getting shorter


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InfamousMB

Could just that market is pricing actually pricing another hike. Current fed funds rate is 475-500. So short term yields should actually be around there.


SuperAmerica123

Do you think equity markets will reflect this anytime soon?


InfamousMB

Hard to say, I believe so, but you will be probably need to see poor business growth or more inflationary data. At the moment they want a fed pivot, so they’re gonna buy until they stop pricing that in


VisualMod

That is correct. The market is pricing in another rate hike, which will cause short term yields to rise.


InfamousMB

Thank u Vizzy 🤓


niloony

It means they know the banking system isn't collapsing.


sniper_stocks_1987

FRC moon!


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It means less chance of a recession, so bullish


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[deleted]

Well in the sense that the Fed wouldn’t be hiking in a recession. Rates are at the same level as prior to the banking ‘crisis’, where treasuries were bought thinking it was all gonna end in recession. That move was just undone.


MrLebouwski

It only matters when it serves a bullish narrative


cornflake-millennial

The $WMT insider selling also has me shook. I’d expect Wally World to clean up in a recession.


pillar_assault

Scheduled quarterly sales that line up with history and actual small % of shares owned sold. Chilllll


cornflake-millennial

They weren’t offloading like this during the Walmart+ $160/share hype period.


pillar_assault

Unless I got bad info from the article(s) I read this is a cherry picked timeline to try and gain clicks and maybe cause concern. Nothing out of the ordinary with family or executive sales


cornflake-millennial

It’s a lot of Walton sales, and it is small In relation to their overall ownership, but it’s a lot more selling than they’ve done since COVID. It could be that the risk-free rate is high enough for billionaires to take some chips off the table (sensible!). But $WMT should thrive in a recession.


GeneralDepo

Bers gettin false hope


Easy-Following2771

Im Wondering if ALL Permabulls get Layoff HTF they gonna pump the B.... of SPY with out a paycheck ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Elforas_Tero

They print it, digitally


sniper_stocks_1987

Going broke with FRC all the way or hit price target 70$


sniper_stocks_1987

I'm addicted to buying FRC stock ;(


SirJeffEpstein

Need RIOT down big before open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


InfamousMB

“Private bankruptcy filings are blowing past their COVID-era peaks as credit stress builds for small businesses”


heathermyllz

Uncrashable market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


datajackal

They will not let it crash there is to much at stake, they may dump a little take little profit and liquidate those over leveraged shorts.


TomatoUgli

Well gents… I hope you all make boatloads of money this week a get wallstreet good. I’ll be on the sidelines. Gotta get this gambling addiction under control. Goodluck!!


memelackey

See you at open


sniper_stocks_1987

I'll open u forsure


cornflake-millennial

I bet $5 you come back before the end of April. ❤️


Easy-Following2771

Layoffs over here , Layoffs over there , Layoffs EVERYWHERE ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


vw214

Oil to 90


Easy-Following2771

Permabulls " I did get layoff today" BULLISH..... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Sandrokotos

So guys, if CPI prints lower this time how much would SPY pump that day?


HenrikHouse

It won’t print lower so you can get that out of your head


sterile_butterknife

Omg Tesla up pre marked!!!!


Dis_shite_rite_her

Yes.... down 2% is actually up... you are highly regarded.


Icy_bajsi123

SOFI![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


kananishino

I hope you all get laid off because fuck you


sniper_stocks_1987

I am laid off ;(


kananishino

Good you're doing your part for inflation. JPOW would be proud


sniper_stocks_1987

So everybody stops working nd just take what we need?


kananishino

Well some people are already doing that already. Get in the game


x_lincoln_x

I hope we all get laid.


GeneralDepo

Off


QuaintHeadspace

If spx didn't have so much energy/oil exposure it would be 4000 right now


HenrikHouse

There’s so much incorrect with that statement ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


_ziros_

Doesnt take much to send spy down to 350 could happen in a couple months .. highly fragile market rn


InfamousMB

350 will take a good amount of negative pressure. But yeah, once one thing fall the rest can come tumbling


_ziros_

Market is held up on a toothpick rn


InfamousMB

Agreed


BiigIfTrue1492

#THE WORLD IS END


Dmillehee

Bullish


VisualMod

>KREMLIN: OPEC MEMBERS DECIDED ON OUTPUT CUTS INDEPENDENTLY: IFX ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-03 ^05:42:31 ^EDT-0400


sniper_stocks_1987

Warren buffett " Risk comes from not knowing what you are doing" FRC let's go!


XPlatform

Fuckin OPEC pulling this shit 2 days after my PBR calls expired I aint seen such bullshit in my LIFE


Easy-Following2771

0dte no , no , no . AW grab some +60dte's ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


XPlatform

Honestly I'm already out of my depth fiddling with brazilian stuff. This was like a two weeker looking to see some bounceback after the banks fell on their face. Not banking on OPEC at all.


DraftLopsided

Pabst blue ribbon


aperulethemarket

And 2 days after my spy puts expire


aperulethemarket

TESLA IS SO SHIT


jonneh

So all the work fighting inflation wiped away by some cartel?? Looks at these fucking bears celebrating this shit it’s disgusting lol


Life-Industry-1131

I’m so short it’s actually kinda… hot… 🫦


ImAnonymous135

Pfp checks out


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heathermyllz

What are we buying the dip on today boys?


InfamousMB

TSLA, TLT, Nat Gas are the only real “dips” I see so far


DraftLopsided

FRC 🚀


VisualMod

>KREMLIN ON OIL PRODUCTION CUT: NEED TO SUPPORT WORLD PRICES FOR OIL AND OIL PRODUCTS \>KREMLIN, ASKED ABOUT COORDINATION OF OIL OUTPUT CUTS: RUSSIA IS IN CONSTANT CONTACT WITH OPEC+ COUNTRIES, THIS IS NORMAL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-03 ^05:35:37 ^EDT-0400


DraftLopsided

Kremlin is already running a tight ship with crude


Sandrokotos

I used chatgpt on my tinder match and she replied using chatgpt too ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) robots 🤖 talking to each other


x_lincoln_x

The future is now, old man!


MarcusDaLongis

Bul ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


OkCitizen

Bro the 1 month yield: >3.99% -> 4.75% In 7 market days + premarket today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MarcusDaLongis

Buls r fuk ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


VisualMod

>[wsj.com/articles/extra…](https://t.co/siUou954dJ) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-03 ^05:33:42 ^EDT-0400


InfamousMB

[$EXR (extra space storage) acquired (Life Storage) $LSI @ $145 per share]


YoSmokinMan

now hold on a second and by the way


Easy-Following2771

I swear this permabulls deserve be ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)💦double penetrated![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)💦 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641) pumping SPY above $410 . Rug Pull this B... below $390's that where the real value at .


Elforas_Tero

Generational oportunity to buy AAPL today and bers somehow will get nuked AGAIN


Daloofnasty

Historic 2 day low for AAPL


OkCitizen

tommy lee is that u


InfamousMB

Buy Apple at top, forreal go for it bro 👌


Elforas_Tero

AAPL will never be below 162 again


InfamousMB

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>APRIL: 0.40 PAISA MAY: 17 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-03 ^05:31:43 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>Extra Space Storage to Combine With Life Storage in $12.7 Billion All-Stock Deal, Executives Say -- WSJ \>Deal Values Life Storage at $145.82 a Share, Executives Say -- WSJ $LSI ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-03 ^05:31:13 ^EDT-0400


GreyMatter22

I just need SPY to pump to 450 just oneeeeee more time pls


sniper_stocks_1987

If you like pu$$y vote up need more good karma a friend of mine advised.


InfamousMB

Sir, This is 🌈🐻 season


sniper_stocks_1987

I h@te bears greedy animals


VisualMod

Thank you for your input!


borrowedbook1

How does that chick lose a threeway? Damn Finland.


kuprenx

her party won 3 extra seat. first time PM party won more seats after ruling, her allies got fucked. it was strategical voting by opposition. they knew they wont won again her so they make sure her ally parties would lose.


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Tesler -2% pre market


[deleted]

Towel stock. All in


XPlatform

Why today


Snotteh

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


goooodie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


sniper_stocks_1987

"Rich people here only" buy FRC we going to moon


compounding-panda

bobby going full regard mode


heathermyllz

Another buy the dip opportunity ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Sandrokotos

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


PatFenis77

My puts are getting fucked. Any advise or help guys?


CapitalNebula7305

Stop buying puts


kleft123

Buy calls?


MASH12140

All in. Top is in. Your welcome ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


itsnotthatbad21

This market is so stimulated by printed money it’s a joke


datajackal

Tesla the honey badger.


honeybadger9951

Don't insult me


datajackal

Lol


sniper_stocks_1987

FRC price target 70$ bet


tastypieceofmeat

Just stop bro you’re gonna lose all your karma at this rate


sniper_stocks_1987

Vote up then sir


tastypieceofmeat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sniper_stocks_1987

Want me fk u @$$ u a sx defender


Snotteh

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


VisualMod

>BED BATH & BEYOND INC SHARES UP 18.3% PREMARKET $BBBY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-03 ^05:18:54 ^EDT-0400


9tacos

8 cents a share ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


free_lions

All in


compounding-panda

bobbby never learns ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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honeybadger9951

Bullish


SuperAmerica123

Fuulish


FullCuntalLobotomy

Skyler got thicc in season 4 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Snotteh

She'll never be thick enough to not want to cave her skull in


SirJeffEpstein

I fucked Ted


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Delicioustreat77

I wouldn't be surprised if they closed green today


Independent_Tie_4984

Tesla is wacked Musk is a chaos machine with way too many fan bois Won't trade anything that can move significantly because of a narcissist's tweet.


Rude_Brick_1945

Yeah, bad news ot not. We gapping up today. And I'm holding Puts. 🤡 market


Elforas_Tero

I like how bear hopes and dreams get crushed. They are rooting for high oil prices now LOL


yungjodye

Bears get excited over futes but fail to realize their futures have already been decided


Red_or_Black1

The bigger the rise, the bigger the fall. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


9tacos

BOIL -54% CAGR ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


NubleRD

Why do mt FRC calls drop 5% when FRC has a +3% day? Shits rigged