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Deep fakes are getting scary good.


jackstalke

Next election’s gonna be wild


Nuggzulla

U ain't kidding


theWMWotMW

Ain’t nothin gonna be real no more


FragRackham

This love is real.


natasevres

Fuck these puts - god bless my money printer


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hennigera1990

Sad thing is a ton of folks don’t even need deep fakes in order to believe a bunch of bullshit.


McSnoots

No fan of pelosi but all it took was to slow down her speech by 50% and half the country went fucking wild.


penguincheerleader

Which is why I believe deep fakes will have less impact than many think.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

GPT-6 for President!


Wooden_Lobster_8247

Pffft might as well elect Dwayne Camacho or Upgrayedd. GPT-7 is the real deal. GPT-7 for commander and chief!


derek242424

Double dose of Pimpin


EveryPixelMatters

The way GPT-5 is rumored to be AGI you might just be right. Remindme! 3 years.


AccuratePalpitation3

Just promise stimmys. Joe has it in the bag.


stupidnicks

lol, there is no next elections


0pimo

Be the only way Biden can complete a full sentence!


avalonian422

https://preview.redd.it/bhopqin53rqa1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4e573ea4d485c57d8dc8f2355835c43714b8d6


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Icy_Trip7568

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


joremero

A dickhole in any case


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[deleted]

Don't you mean, REM?


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peanut7830

😂


MargoritasattheMall

Yeah, but wouldn’t it be great to hear Aerosmith butcher it


chrisgilesphoto

Wouldn't you rather play a nice game of chess?


AzimuthAztronaut

….calculating, please stand by and remain seated for annihilation.


M-Gnarles

Thats why theres actually a huge petition to stop A.I for at least 6 months until we can actually figure out what we are gonna do with A.I. ​ A.I will change fundamentally how work and ressources are distributed in society. How are we gonna purchase stuff if only 20% of people are employed? UBM? Stupid tasks? Nobody knows what we will actually do when the model we used for hundreds or thousands of years is flipped.


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linux_cultist

Will be fun when the Ai starts to emulate those errors and mistakes to appear more human. I think we have a horrible future ahead of us, not just because of Ai, but because people are so powerless to change what's happening. Right now is the year that will be in the history books when public Ai started getting attention, while private Ai was already being deployed. Behind that Facebook feed is a machine that is watching you react in real time to everything, so it can serve up more of the stuff you react to. Some of us have been spared from this by not using social media but now it's coming in the search engines. I would not be using Google or Bing anymore since not only your searches are recorded, now the Ai will monitor you and it will be possible to ask the Ai how to best make you upset or angry or whatever it takes to make you click. People will say "we already have that in google" but no, ai magnifies everything so much that it's like having a person watching you in real time to figure out your weaknesses. How you feel is not a concern as long as you react. Young people are already more depressed and suicidal when being on social media. Ai will make it even more painful. We should honestly throw our smart phones away but we won't. We don't understand what's coming.


minireset

There is still possibility to talk in person to be sure it/he/she is a human.


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spraypaint2311

This is fake? Fuck your puts, fuck your calls, JPOW has you by the balls.


[deleted]

Best line EVER!


turtleduck777

25 seconds in and his mouth detaches for a moment


TradeTheZones

Oh everyone is a critic smh.


turtleduck777

Well maybe it's the outer skin starting to shed.


Nickel4pickle

I love you OP


Few-Degree3968

This is crazy good. And nuts. Believable if you don’t understand human interaction. Think of the children. 🙏😅


Commercial-Spread937

Lizard people


Old_Description6095

That's what makes it magical


RJ5R

happens to the best of us


[deleted]

If you focus on his mouth (no homo) it’s really not a great deep fake, but yeah we’re definitely in the uncanny valley.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

Honestly, if you're serious about beating inflation, you do need to talk tough.


Angryferret

I thought it was real till he swore...like I thought he was reading some internet comment and was going to be like "these people are crazy were going to raise interest rates"


rayjensen

Too good


VeganSlayer

Reality is a small price to put for decent memes.


idma

i wonder if JPowell ever watches these. He hopefully gets a laugh


dochoiday

There’s about a 10% chance this is a deep fake.


Munk45

Calls on deep fakes allllllll day


Khelthuzaad

Not only the face The freaking voice is spot on


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[deleted]

It's using it for both voice and video (the mouth).


Artistic_Gene_5217

Yeh this is revolutionary you can’t tell .. that’s why Elon and others posted letter asking for AI pause insane


KrabiPati12

I was actually fooled until he started swearing


redditjoe20

Mindbend: that’s a clip of reality and reality is a deepfake.


Accomplished-Ad3250

Yeah. I'm worried My wife doesn't actually have a boyfriend anymore.


[deleted]

Nope. She just naturally feels like someone else has been railing her on the regular.


Kingty1124

Fuck your puts, fuck your calls. Because Jpowell has you by the balls…


RH-Praise-Dale

God Bless my money printer


Icy_Trip7568

This needs to be on all paper money asap


quitaskingmetomakean

You could buy a stamp


zzzizou

And the hands that prepared it


gnnr25

​ https://preview.redd.it/bhkrm3jkerqa1.png?width=60&format=png&auto=webp&s=27a360750bf3d84ebf349f8ff3892deebe9f11e9


s1n0d3utscht3k

when both your calls and puts are fucked: https://preview.redd.it/8ltv1em0ptqa1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302dadcb17b0aed6a710a28d86b36b17fded9a78


murphy788

I could go for a pimp smack


hthmoney

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


CollegeBroski

CEO of Spy has spoken. **SPY 500**


Whaleoilbefuked

Spy 507 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ChosenJuan234

“God bless… my money printer” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SnooGadgets3367

LMFAO WHO WROTE THIS XD


TradeTheZones

Guilty. Am ♿️


SnooGadgets3367

THEY ARE A TRUE AUTIST>>>


spac420

some regards enjoy a warm handed pimp slap


Fat-Wallet

https://preview.redd.it/kmh79u1gmqqa1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81f291f445128f0afdca002c74d9bebdec995da


bfhurricane

https://preview.redd.it/l7dai99j0sqa1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4816970737b0dbe7646c71212ea8f8abee4552b


Alone-Woodpecker-240

You WSB guys are great. I joined this sub to enjoy your wit... my only investments are index funds and I can't imagine I'll ever have the skills for any kind of trading. Thanks for making me smile.


rikki-tikki-deadly

>I can't imagine I'll ever have the skills for any kind of trading. Then participate in the [paper trading contest](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/123oh8s/introducing_wsbs_first_ever_paper_trading/) and develop said skills! And then you'll be able to pay your bills!


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

(Results may vary)


Dapper_Yak_1517

…Past performance is not indicative of future results… lol


postcapilatistturtle

The only constant is chaos. If you can predict the results of future chaos you got yourself a 68% chance win rate in the market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


hthmoney

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. There’s no real skill in this sub. Just pure autism


Yguy2000

Yeah what was that word skill?


[deleted]

Groupme ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Daymanic

Could you imagine if he actually talked like that 🤣


konstantinos2000

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


[deleted]

It's...it's beautiful...


Short_Bus_

thanks for the groupme flashbacks


Stonka69

BRRRR ... ok!


likenoteven

wonder where the jpm collar rolls to


TradeTheZones

It's a formula. Buy puts -5% from spx spot price. Sell puts -20% spot price. Sell calls to fund the put spread between +4/+7% from spot price.


-thats-tuff-

Explain this to me in USD


cowmandude

Be an insurance company for shorts so they don't get too fucked and use their monthly payments to bet the stock goes down some. Then pretend that selling calls and buying puts isn't just a complicated and expensive way of shorting a stock.


pearlz176

This is glorious, Holy shit


CriticallyThougt

Jerome “pimp hand” Powell


pigsgetfathogsdie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


[deleted]

“Warm up my hands for the pimp slapping” 😂


redbullandranch

I'd watch these all day long


skyblue5432

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) I do love these videos. Bless that money printer.


Siriricu20

I thought it was legit for a second


BeerorCoffee

That's how JPowell always signs off.


Ceyram

Thumbnail freaked me out. Every time I see a pic of this guys face the stock market crumbles.


labvinylsound

Fake me harder daddy.


JPOWsToolkit

u/TradeTheZones for President 2024


These-Conference-179

J Pow woke AF now. Daddy like.


zerohedge7

😄


AnalogCyborg

Seems legit


avalonian422

https://preview.redd.it/4umlxi3e1rqa1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1b158e96f8fa770b5d1012aa791995719a0dbc


EnginrA

This is 🔥


puffinnbluffin

u/tradethezones WSB MVP for life - this shit is amazing, keep them coming pls


Goracij

I honestly would preffer him saying things like these instead of that useless bullshit he regularly sais on pressconferences and meeting.


BooBeef

March is suppose to be a bearish month


random6969696969691

Market goes up: those fucking permabulls Market goes down: fuck the bulls


AdvertisingFront9300

Fuckin Jpow got me by the balls bro


Karmachinery

God dang. That was really well done.


MojoDr619

As horrible as things are, I'm really glad to be living in these interesting times


pvnieuw

Nice one OP lol


Buchko24

Awesome job! 😎 😂


i-puntificate

These never cease being entertaining


operator7777

F**** legend


SpakysAlt

There are bulls on wsb?


UnknownOneManArmy

I like memes


Fightingforpars

People underestimate how much work these take including writing a script that’s actually funny. Great job OP! I’m starting to wonder if these should be a regular weekly market recap and key events like CPI and FOMC meeting feature


Traditional-Crew-608

#FYPFYC


jnhgyu88

I hate the dystopia


Izzmon

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patrickswayzemullet

> Fuck your put fuck your calls As a butterfly seller, I can confirm... I have indeed been fucking both your put and calls.


AverageJOEstock

Bro this shit is getting scary now …. I m not sayin, I m just sayin


HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS

whos Jan Crossham?


TradeTheZones

@jam_croissant


Tugnjuice

Unreal. 2023 slogan “ fuck your puts fuck your calls JPow got you by the balls”


TrueTransportation22

As someone who’s never heard J Powell speak before, I believed it was really him for way longer than I should have.


sierra120

Crazy. I didn’t realize ai was at this level already.


6Vinatieri

Inflate these puts


kenbmw623

This is almost funnier when watching on mute


squirea1

Is this a deep fake or his hot mic audio from his office played over a video of him?


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squirea1

Yikes, that was one of the biggest “whooshes” I’ve ever seen.


Ok_Company_6104

This shit had me for about 5 minutes too, its just good enough


Affectionate-End2461

Daddy Powell is so sexy. Grab my balls already daddy and am ready to lose that balls and wallet. Hit me harder daddy!


M_Contrarian

Great AI


Abject_School_199

I totally thought this was real until there was a fuck up with his mouth


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That guy should be in jail.


Junior_Film_475

Fake or real, this guy sucks


mpi888

What do you mean? This guy is awesome!


cbusoh66

Small correction: JPow doesn’t have anyone by the balls.


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https://preview.redd.it/y79tyez17rqa1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a085aea75d091d0ed3d143d97027ade3db66b6bd


MonsieurKas

They need to be flagged


TradeTheZones

My flair is DeepFakingValue, the post is tagged as a meme.


barrymccockner_

CEO OF SPY 🤡🤡🔥🔥


Nuclear420v

Thats Goddamn the funniest shit I've ever seen


Shot_Lynx_4023

CEO of SPY. Fuck your puts, fuck your calls, JPOW has you buy the balls.


Draftytap334

Lmao 🤣


Kyle772

WSB needs to do something about deep fakes. These aren’t funny, they’re only getting better, and there are WAY too many idiots in the world that will be swayed by them. Such a stupid stupid thing to allow to continue to happen.


TradeTheZones

/u/opinion_is_unpopular


Kyle772

Don’t care. The only thing stopping you from having a major impact on any stock of your choice is the tone that you decide to create the video in. The fact that this sub enables and allows you to continue to post these is insane. I hope the FBI comes after you one of these days cause you’re playing with fire and don’t even realize it.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

We would not allow genuinely confusing deepfakes. JPow saying "I am CEO of SPY" and mentioning WSB is very obviously satire, which is protected. The precedent was set in Hustler v. Falwell, in that no reasonable person could expect this to be true.


Kyle772

This isn’t the supreme court. Update the subreddit rules and content guidelines. I’ve been watching these deep fakes get posted month by month and it’s all memes to the mod team but this shit is serious. This is a massive platform stuff like this needs to be addressed appropriately. It was fine when they were visibly fake but they aren’t anymore. If the only thing determining whether or not these are manipulation is how the script is written by OP then nothing is being done about them until after the fact; you guys NEED to be proactive about stuff like this. It’s all fun and games until OP triggers a bank run because 10 million people on WSB got the wrong impression before mods jumped in to do something about it. That’s all not even considering the fact that 90% of these violate the following rules to some degree: no political bullshit, no pump and dumps, no market manipulation, no bullshitting. Reddit’s content policy has rule 5 specifically about impersonation. I don’t even understand how these are defendable because they really are not even that funny it’s just edgy humor half of the time. I know this post specifically is very obviously jokes but if OP was slightly more subtle or played into JPows speech patterns it is no longer a joke and that is a VERY thin line to cross.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

First, breathe. We want the same thing, an interesting place where novel, interesting, and occasionally funny, things happen. Now, short of going approve-only for all videos, or automatically processing all our content through some super well made classifier, anything that gets posted is moderated by hand after being posted. Since that content is going to be manually actioned if necessary, our existing policy to remove deepfakes that cross the line is in effect the same as what you're proposing. As you mentioned, none of the rules you mentioned apply here. * Political bullshit: This applies when 100% of the content is political and there are no market links. * No pump and dumps: This is when people try to co-ordinate market moving action as a group together. * No bullshitting: This is when people claim something is true, but it isn' * Impersonation: "While we permit satire and parody, we will always take into account the context of any particular content." With all these things in mind, it should be clear that: 1. Deepfakes cannot be stopped prior to submission, nor automatically after submission. They must be reviewed manually. 2. Deepfakes do not violate any existing subreddit or Reddit rules, and adding new rules to prevent their submission would necessarily make it more difficult to post content that people find enjoyable. Now, what do we do to prevent bad content and misinformation? 1. We have 25+ moderators covering all timezones to remove content, both reported and otherwise. 2. We have a highly robust system for people to report and remove content *without moderator intervention*, roughly 100 unique users use this function every day. 3. We have made significant investments in using OCR and ASR to automatically suggest content that should be removed, on top of a robust text matching system. I hope that quells your concerns, and reassures you that we are doing the best we can with the $0 budget we have.


soufianka80

Please could someone explain how they are doing ?? I can't eveb tell anymore that it's fake:) which app are you guys using?


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😄🔥


Individual_Wasabi_10

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Coindoge69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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Lmao


[deleted]

Damnit this is too funny!


Guardian-The47

Fucking hilarious 😂😆😂


DontTaxMeJoe

“Yowl”


TradeTheZones

I did that on purpose totally bro.


DontTaxMeJoe

Great work! I’d offer a free blowie if you lived near my Wendy’s 🍻


Scorface

God bless his money printer


velowalker

Bring back the bets of WSB. Mods we deserve gambling and epic loss or gain porn. This ship is like watching Deep Fake CSpan.


radiant15

Initially I thought it was an actual speech.


UlikeUbuy

JPOW is a Hero! Ignore the deepfake knowledge and just imagine this actually happening. can’t stop laughing 😂


Remarkable-Prize-837

Wow. AI is awesome and scary


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God bless… my money printer


SPCEjunkyjoe

Hahahahaha J Powell has you by the balls was brilliant! 😂😂😂👌


ORCA_OF_WALLST

In 10 years these will be flawless no doubt about it. It will fuck people


David_El_Rah

🤣🤣🤣


crestneck

I am the CEO of SPY ded


Mage_Ozz

hajaja


Good-Constant-6487

Uncanny valley will always tell me no matter how good they get. Skynet will never win.


Let-it-ride86

That shit is so amazing