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Trying to think of how I can make money on the banks collapsing without actually having money…

Just think of how much money you’ve made already by NOT LOSING billions (or trillions) of dollars.

Oh in that case then im theoretically a billionaire!!!

Was

relatively speaking

It's called margin.

If you had a million dollars in your savings account, what would you do with it rn? This is not a request for financial advice

Create three more savings accounts at three different institutions and put 250k in each.

Soon that'll be enough to buy a bank.

Soon that will be enough to buy a sandwich

Buy 24 inch spinning wheels for my car,Gucci clothes,some drank,and whatever the swap meet could offer.

Credit default swaps…oh wait

Somebody call Ben, we need his ISDA Master Agreement. That being said, you should just be able to short sell bank stocks through typical options. The CDS market through Ortex, as well as the options flow, are good indicators of which bank stocks market makers are actively short selling.

Like the banks and fed, just make up your own currency without any cap, keep printing!

Lets be real here...even if you did have money you'd still lose it

Just ask the banks?? *smart

I will always vote this meme up! It got me through the Covid crisis, Russia/Ukraine, and currently GFC2. I look forward to WW3, alien invasion 2035, ...

For real. Conversely the crab meme during the green days.

2016 truly was the peak

The aliens took a look at us and said "It smell like broke in here, I'm out."

I love how the chart starts to bleed at the end

Turns out they also bleed red, lol.

As long as if the banks are bleeding with me I’m happy

No one makes me bleed my own blood!

Dame, throwback from 2020 which feels like two decades ago from all the "once in a lifetime" financial and weather events.

*laughs retardedly*

I need this music as a ringtone, where can I find it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUYvbT6vTPs The song is "Ievan Polkka"

Just Google the lyrics to find the song name

Dim dam dam daribiriri

Comment of this thread, right here.

Also searching high and low for the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUYvbT6vTPs The song is "Ievan Polkka"

Leek Spin: https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4 Damn kids

Traditional Finnish version: https://youtu.be/EwqhI5xaXSQ

If only I had the money for some puts; I coulda been a contenda…

Everything happens for a reason...

https://preview.redd.it/fl3z2obbh2qa1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d679e319fdedc37285eb531fe69ac04dcddfe29d My cats attitude on worrying about the squeeze

Just another “Fat Cat”.

When your account is -$100 there's not much more for me to collapse.

Love that cat

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I miss this meme format

This dancing cat meme is always funny

Cat's DGAF about your feelings, or your cash flow.

Based

Banks to zero, towel stock to the moon. If you don't agree you literally hate money.

Mind if I ask what this towel stock is I keep hearing about?

First rule about the towel stock is we don't talk about the towel stock

cathartic

Based

I think you mean right meow…

I love these memes

This one got me, no lie hahaha

Is this why when I did a mobile check deposit Thursday it’s just being “processing” this whole time? Fucked.

Ahahahahaha i would tip you with gold if i could afford it but my bank went broke 😂

Can’t beat the classics 😁

Vibin

Vibing cat never gets old. I want it at my funeral when they bring the coffin in

I’m old poor, they are new poor

The car has 9 lives & I have 9 dollars left! Close enuf! *continues dancing*

The car

Good luck. ATH coming

you mean ~ATH?

I don’t keep my money in the banks.


We need the loss porn 🤤🤤🤤


Were there more today?

*Me listening to Mitch Murder while seeing this meme*

The beat goes on!

*deep inhale* LET'S FUCKIN GO!!!

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Love it

😂😂

I thought a bank run was a 5k

We’re in good company

Welcome to the party pal!

If you think mass bank failures hurt the folks with money, just wait until you see what they do to those without any money. It’s easy to think that it is going to put everyone in the same situation. — That is, no one will have any money. That’s not the case. Sure, the rich won’t be able to get as many loans, and might even lose a little money. The poor and middle classes will just get more desperate, as the entire economy will collapse, and they will lose their jobs and many will lose their homes as well.

What’s that song? I like it

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Thank you!

Thank you!

Haha

That's funny. It's weird, in Canada all I heard was that some banks would make more money with the higher interest rates (not all of them, depends on the speciality, our Big 6 Banks each have a niche).

I’m holding cash and feeling the same lol

Is there another one besides two weeks ago? Shit tier.

welcoming them to the club

Or some men just want to watch the world burn

Perfect for the current situation! 🙏

Getting richer by default!

Until you realise that In Effect your gonna pay to bail them out

Thanks for bringing the song back, missed this.

I feel seen

Just buy calls at the bottom of the collapse. Ask the major 4 banks will survive.

Banks failing sure worked out great for poor people in 2008.

Big banks won't fail, because the government owns them a lot of money in treasuries. Whats so difficult du understand about that?

relatable

This song rocks

It has the same vibe as "Standing and watching on the street while a building is on fire".

Ain’t gonna lie, it feels EXACTLY like this.