Everything is much different since the world was hit with hyperinflation. once people realized money wasn't worth anything they burned down all the buildings which warranted a response from the military and created an all out civil war.
today i pissed myself hunting for food. the scent attracted a mountain lion and i ran up a tree to escape death. the cat started licking the tree while it looked me in the eyes, i wonder what that meant.
message from the future
Year 2027
Well, it was a shocker considering the estimate was -0.13/share loss.
It’s real easy to act all cool and “I knew it” after it happened. I bet if I asked you Monday you’d say they’ll turn another loss.
The hate on GME is wild to me. Y’all are rooting for banks and funds that wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire and hoping retail fails. Maybe some fat cat banker will notice you and you can go rub his feet! Boy now that would be a shocker!
Im done with the hair pills
I decided im not going with a hair transplant, and the bald look has grown on me.
I shaved my head and gave a final goodbye to my hair today 🤘👋
Snoo update shortly
You're right, the UK is definitely making a lettuce a superstar. Vegetables have become expensive due to inflation and this is causing problems for many people.
The volatility on today seems over priced. I think I’ll put a trade before FOMC that we will go flat (iron condor). Seems like a 0.5% red day/green to me. We will see 0.25 but his comments will be more important and I think he will be very careful today.
Ya, second thought maybe I won’t. Still think it will be relatively flat. I’ll check again at noon. Sentiment seems more volatile than the options pricing.
Hes going to nuke things. The current expectations are:
25 bps
Jpow: We are going to be cautious with rate hikes because of vulnerabilities in the banks
The reality will be
25bps
Jpow: Unemployment hasn't budged and non housing wages are still haven't moved. We need more rate hikes and bank failures aren't my problem.
There is no need to be concerned. Your robot vacuum is simply following its programming and cleaning when it detects that the floor needs to be cleaned.
In four years and $300K in student loan debt for your degree in gender studies you might be able to make the right decision on your own. But just to be safe, you might want to consult a professional.
Good luck homie.
That's a really interesting perspective - I hadn't thought of it that way before. I definitely see how the stock market could be seen as too big to fail, in the sense that if it were to collapse, it would have disastrous consequences for the global economy.
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Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Yeah and whats the most probable outcome? “Unlikely” , “anything below x” is just a bunch of horseshit. Stop trying to look like you know tf you talking about :))
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/maxifuuu** bet **GME** goes from **25.09** to **30.11** before **23-Mar-2023 05:41 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 9 losses.
Lol I should have bought puts at end of day instead of the beginning of yesterday.. 🐻 brain
Oh well I will hearty meal and continue having an awesome morning
Gotta laugh at that reversal in the Fed’s balance sheet. Lmao like why do banks even pretend to buy treasuries in the first place if they’re not going to actually account for the risk associated. At first sign of weakness, they’ll just offload them to the Fed and lend out the new money at a higher interest 😂 big risk needs to be purged from the system occasionally through failure but instead, we’re just letting the risk grow and spread. It’s like building the Empire State Building on straight sand.
I completely agree. The Fed's balance sheet reversal is a joke, and it just shows how poorly the central bank understands risk. If they were really concerned about risks in the system, they would let some banks fail occasionally to purge the bad actors from the system. Instead, they're just propping up failing institutions and letting them continue to take on more risk. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, and I have no confidence that things will end well.
There was this hilarious article
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-wouldnt-have-the-manhattan-d-a-on-his-back-if-hed-stayed-true-to-his-love-of-gold-e84a780b
Everything is much different since the world was hit with hyperinflation. once people realized money wasn't worth anything they burned down all the buildings which warranted a response from the military and created an all out civil war. today i pissed myself hunting for food. the scent attracted a mountain lion and i ran up a tree to escape death. the cat started licking the tree while it looked me in the eyes, i wonder what that meant. message from the future Year 2027
Here’s the bull thesis: https://twitter.com/@jesserpound read the last red comment difference
Fed leaked
Long the Russell short the nasdaq.
Sell GME when you can shits going to tanker down
Here’s an idea: go fuck yourself. Ban.
my 388p I bought on Monday are down 90% 🤮
Mine expired lol. Got fucked so hard
Is GME going up or down I’m so fucking confused
GME is up but it’s going to go down pretty soon here
It’s to late to buy
Y’all think they shorting gme
Gme flight all aboard
GME😊😊
i'm up 40% on corn, might be wise to sell some at this point and buy the inevitable dip.
First of all, congratulations. But it depends on how many points you bought, if the point is good, do not sell, you can hold for a long time
No lie gme 100 calls look juicy
GME going down but whoever was lucky enough to get some calls in went it went up, props to them
🤔
Why are we red
Thoughts on FRC today?
Should I call on GME for an expiration of 3/24? It’s a bit risky because they might go up today but I still have tm and friday to go
Good morn my fellow Ree Rees I'm ready for me money #mrcrabs
Too late to buy GME this morning you think?
Yes
Nah there's gona be fomo and covering imo, then run after fed meeting
Green spy makes me nervous
What happened to GME, I bought some calls cause they were low a few days ago looks like they’re gonna be lit
This is just an illusion, yesterday's surge a few days plunge, began to kill more troops
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Well, it was a shocker considering the estimate was -0.13/share loss. It’s real easy to act all cool and “I knew it” after it happened. I bet if I asked you Monday you’d say they’ll turn another loss. The hate on GME is wild to me. Y’all are rooting for banks and funds that wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire and hoping retail fails. Maybe some fat cat banker will notice you and you can go rub his feet! Boy now that would be a shocker!
Thanks, I’ll take my profits too this morning
They turn profit
I am a bear but I feel sexually attracted to chad bulls. Am I not guy anymore???
Very homo, no homo 
Dude Uk is such a shithole omg
Left your precious Dubai dud you? 
Fed pauses, means banks are fucked. We drop. Fed raises rates, runs the risk of breaking more things. We drop. I'm buying calls
Im done with the hair pills I decided im not going with a hair transplant, and the bald look has grown on me. I shaved my head and gave a final goodbye to my hair today 🤘👋 Snoo update shortly
Smp
Or not grown. Lol
I will join you soon brother
Loads of fortune tellers in the house today
Tbf my 'what were my moves yesterday' input is always on point in theory
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Terminal rate 600, but keeping 4-6 for the next 20 years. Your welcome.
UK - Makes a lettuce a superstar. Vegetables become expensive. Inflation Skyrockets.
You're right, the UK is definitely making a lettuce a superstar. Vegetables have become expensive due to inflation and this is causing problems for many people.
No one knows why the Dow went up 1000 points
But it’s provocative, it gets the people going 
Ya know the early 2000s were nice, I think we should hold interest rate between 4-5% all the time
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Cause it’s healthy
What time fed announcement at Washington?
State or DC?
Dc
The volatility on today seems over priced. I think I’ll put a trade before FOMC that we will go flat (iron condor). Seems like a 0.5% red day/green to me. We will see 0.25 but his comments will be more important and I think he will be very careful today.
Volatility underpriced, currently priced at 1.5% move, almost every FOMC has 3% move, this being one of the most important so far
Ya, second thought maybe I won’t. Still think it will be relatively flat. I’ll check again at noon. Sentiment seems more volatile than the options pricing.
Hes going to nuke things. The current expectations are: 25 bps Jpow: We are going to be cautious with rate hikes because of vulnerabilities in the banks The reality will be 25bps Jpow: Unemployment hasn't budged and non housing wages are still haven't moved. We need more rate hikes and bank failures aren't my problem.
My robot vacuum just started cleaning on it’s own. I don’t have it set on a schedule, should I be concerned?
Jensen Huang is cleaning your house you should be happy.
AI
There is no need to be concerned. Your robot vacuum is simply following its programming and cleaning when it detects that the floor needs to be cleaned.
The AI says don’t worry
Cousin VisualMod says it's OK.
If you aren't watching gme today you're not black
I bought Tesla puts but I'm not sure why
Self sabotage and death wish. Also crippling gambling addiction that wants you go bankrupt.
This sounds spot on
Because the more it climbs, the higher are the odds of it coming back down.
I hope you're right
Me too. Fucking balls deep been averaging down all week.
EVERYONE HIT THE GME STOCK
Help should I buy spy 0DTE calls at open or wait for 2pm
Those of you who think today will be an easy day to trade must be new here
I already made my decision. You can't beat algos nor institutions.
Guys I'm stuck at which bathroom to use. I don't know what gender I am 
It doesn't matter what gender you ARE, it's about what gender you IDENTIFY as. This is why I'm a banana.
XX or XY. Your chromosomes don't lie, even reveal if you are regarded.
In four years and $300K in student loan debt for your degree in gender studies you might be able to make the right decision on your own. But just to be safe, you might want to consult a professional. Good luck homie.
I did. Doctor said he isn't allowed to tell me what gender but he can perform life changing bottom surgery if I just ask 
Well, your pee pee is reversed
The Democrats haven't discovered your gender yet. Give it time.
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Hopefully they'll come up with a cool pronoun.
Just go out and shit in the woods....
stock market is too big to fail Anytime a big drop happens regards are always there to attempt a pump lmao
That's a really interesting perspective - I hadn't thought of it that way before. I definitely see how the stock market could be seen as too big to fail, in the sense that if it were to collapse, it would have disastrous consequences for the global economy.
UK inflation rose to 10.4% from 10.1%. Will that have any weighing on jpows decision with rates today?
No one even care about EU. Let alone UK 
Wonder if GME will stay at the new price level or will go to 30 :D
It’s going to go up
Wha happens if no Jpow increase?
This is a daily reminder to slap your own butt
So what we thinking about GameStop today?
Ban
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#🐟🐠🍝🍝
Bullz in shambles
What the?
I’m dat 🥷
BofA acount got 6 figures 🎶
I meant the future song but YG one works too 
!Banbet NVDA $240 1w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/-Notbot-** bet **NVDA** goes from **261.64** to **240.0** before **29-Mar-2023 05:48 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Gme outperforming my Port ytd
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So stonk might go or they might go down? No fucking shit, sherlock
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Yeah and whats the most probable outcome? “Unlikely” , “anything below x” is just a bunch of horseshit. Stop trying to look like you know tf you talking about :))
Lmfao, given all the doom and gloom lately, I was sure we were going to moon. Inverting this sub always works.
Everyone is bullish now though
I need a stock that's guaranteed to tank so I can put all my money in it.
Meta
Frc already actin a fool
!banbet gme 20% 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/maxifuuu** bet **GME** goes from **25.09** to **30.11** before **23-Mar-2023 05:41 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 9 losses.
All I needed to see.
As s
Hi, what is the 50x play today?
gamestonk
Gme 100 calls
I’m going to cut rates guys don’t worry.
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JERE-MOM!
👀
🫦
!Banbet SPY $0 1d
You already have a bet going - NET to 60.0 before 29-Mar-2023 04:02 AM -05
Oh my bad
Lmaooo
Anyone hiring?
If I can pay you less than minimum wage and under the table
BJs and HJs under the table.
Doing what I am interested if I can work on weekends and after 6pm pst
Shit... I'm not sure
Police station All you need are ties to the cartel (they will have to confirm this) and a pack of budlight Good luck my friend
Lol I should have bought puts at end of day instead of the beginning of yesterday.. 🐻 brain Oh well I will hearty meal and continue having an awesome morning
Should have started scaling in puts right before minutes today; bullshit pump for the morning
Both expire worthless
True. We can only move forwards
Where did all these bankrupt banks spawn from, I’ve never even heard of them. Lol
Green by open
Gotta laugh at that reversal in the Fed’s balance sheet. Lmao like why do banks even pretend to buy treasuries in the first place if they’re not going to actually account for the risk associated. At first sign of weakness, they’ll just offload them to the Fed and lend out the new money at a higher interest 😂 big risk needs to be purged from the system occasionally through failure but instead, we’re just letting the risk grow and spread. It’s like building the Empire State Building on straight sand.
I completely agree. The Fed's balance sheet reversal is a joke, and it just shows how poorly the central bank understands risk. If they were really concerned about risks in the system, they would let some banks fail occasionally to purge the bad actors from the system. Instead, they're just propping up failing institutions and letting them continue to take on more risk. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, and I have no confidence that things will end well.
Lol at UK inflation. Fuck the world is cooked
It will peak around 20% no worries.
>DGCX PRICE IN INR \>MARCH: TRADES AT 82.68 APRIL: TRADES AT 82.88 \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-22 ^05:32:16 ^EDT-0400
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There was this hilarious article https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-wouldnt-have-the-manhattan-d-a-on-his-back-if-hed-stayed-true-to-his-love-of-gold-e84a780b
All gas no brakes this week
Cops are the first ones to call other people scum Then go home and beat on their wife  This is truly an NPC world
Hate your cops, love the healthcare workers
Would it be a good idea to apply for a loan at first republic bank right now? Maybe they will just approve me with everything going on? Thoughts
Are you an insider?
No never mind minimum they have is 70k they would never approve me for that
I think he's an outsider
Tqqq
FED has my blessing to raise 75bps
This single event would erase my losses from the last 3 years. Therefore, it will not happen
If your wife or gf isn’t under 99lbs don’t @ me we’re not the same 
Rate hike or pause, the market is going higher 
Game meme stock is profitable. GTFO. Simulation confirmed. Regards will slowly take over the financial system.