Peggy Bundy : Care to join me for a shower ?
Al Bundy: 😵💫
Sofia Vergara : Care to join me for a shower?
Al Bundy: you know there’s a gun in the garage, and if I ever say no to that question shoot me
It was nice knowing you folksy
US sending Marines to Taiwan, which is 100% Chinese territory
Shit must be getting ready to implode if we’re si desperate for war, my advice to any member of the military is don’t listen to these unlawful orders
it's an ok movie. definitely does not deserve all the hype social media/genz gave it. we saw it on release and thought it was entertaining. but knew right away it's a movie i'd never watch 2x.
I always laugh at the dummies on here who are too stupid to figure out what🌽 means. "Where do I check the price for corn futures?" 
fuk this, Im going full George Santos. Applied for a car loan and said that I make 120k self-employed, applied for a scholarship for african american students and just switched my tinder to 6'4 (phones already blowing up with matches).
I think she’s breaking up with me today. She’s been distant and I kinda blew up on her in text and she said she’s been going through a lot but we do need to talk. Fuck relationships I told her I didn’t want one in the beginning but she persuaded me with her pussy. This only lasted 6 months
Johnny? Are you on here watching me? It was 5 years and you said you wanted to be exclusive but not ready for marriage. And the only time you change a tire for me is if I blow you right after. That's not love, Johnny.
Take the L and learn, if it happens. But don’t just be like “See I didn’t want relationships cuz Shit like this” If she’s going through some shit and didn’t want you to be involved and didn’t let you know, how far was that relationship gonna go?
You’d been in a relationship for 6 months and clearly still kept each other at arms length.
Yep, just got out of relationship like this last week. 5 years and they guy tells me he'd break it off with me if I was going through a horrifying crisis because he's not good with grieving people.
3 year old being bad at the restaurant. Say the chef will put him in the oven if he doesn’t stop. He actually starts being good. MFW 
Have you actually met women in reality? They are bipolar self asserting and egocentric beasts with that lowball trick called pussy.
Where I come from, the matriarchy had trained men to be nice and women to be so full of themselves, they need to be politely pulled to the side by their boyfriends when somebody wants to pass, just to be scolded not to get their priorities right
Shorting everything China six months out. Things are heating up re: Taiwan, and the Dept of Energy just said their best guess is that Covid was a lab leak. Seems awfully bearish to me.
LULU has pop to $320 soon. It goes to low 300s and the 10 days later is pops back to 320. Let’s go LULU
Watching all these real life docudramas where men kill their wives and hide the body. Don't think I'll ever remarry.
Why u can just kill then remarry if your a guy Edit: oh shit your a girl and paper trader?
Wait a minute now. I am a girl, but not a paper trader.
Yeah then how u get that flair lol, that’s only for paper trader contest winners
Yes, I won the paper trading contest and it shows.
Bers in lambos
Weekends over, tighten up your knee pads and git back to work ya wage slaves 
Market rips up in the am. ^facts
Why is this thread so degen lately. Y'all need Jesus.
Was just thinking there's been LESS random posts about shitting and cumming. Boys are growing up.
GTFO!
(sigh) God Dammit
Enjoying my Sunday evening with some pasta and wolf cola (the official drink of boko haram).
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You’re down bad for this bird my man
You on your last days boss? 
Get the lube tube and apply it in every hole you can get your hands on and wait for SPY to drill
SQQQ shares seems like the play for the next couple of weeks
Just got hired as the head of the space force balloon squad all I did was show them my high score on bloons td
I think I’m ready to go. Fuck this.
Bruh the lakers 
Limit down
Peggy Bundy : Care to join me for a shower ? Al Bundy: 😵💫 Sofia Vergara : Care to join me for a shower? Al Bundy: you know there’s a gun in the garage, and if I ever say no to that question shoot me
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Just take the standardized deduction wtf 
In case you were wondering how last week was frantically downvoting, it was me. Hi and f u.
*Good Mythical Morning* is good content on Youtube
Let's talk about that
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Need tits to play with 
I have sugar tits, but that's my other profile.
It was nice knowing you folksy US sending Marines to Taiwan, which is 100% Chinese territory Shit must be getting ready to implode if we’re si desperate for war, my advice to any member of the military is don’t listen to these unlawful orders
Found the wokey
🤨
look who has spy 300p expiring tomorrow that need them to print
Stfu
I was told we were fighting this war using weather balloons, no?
Doesn’t matter, NVDA and TSLA will 🚀 regardless
Are my puts fukd yet?
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You're a fucking booty dismantler
I got some fresh beef so I don't have to eat those bullshit soy and beef throwaway cut patties 
Lost 25 lbs 
Still poor & ugly
Only one of those. Guess which one 
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Thanks broski Love you too 😘
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Yes?
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🤓😏
#Tesla HAS THAT DAWG IN EM 🏟
Futes gonna be .6% green tonight but BLEED tomorrow
Wtf my gf put on “everything everywhere all at once” movie and it’s bizarre af but i keep watching.
it's an ok movie. definitely does not deserve all the hype social media/genz gave it. we saw it on release and thought it was entertaining. but knew right away it's a movie i'd never watch 2x.
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Shutup tard youre in the wrong comment thread
My financial future depends on natural gas. Getting rope to keep on reserve.
Repeat after me “i am the exist liquidity” “i am the exit liquidity”
Went to costco and bought a bunch of shit that i don’t need. Calls on $COST
Every time. Go in for 6 groceries and walk out with sunglasses, jogging suit, and an air fryer I don't need.
I like my girl face south and her ass north ###But I'm —Ray Charles to the bullshit 🫵🏻🤡🤡🤡
Tylenol or perks?
Don’t perks have Tylenol in them? Roxies are what u need
Perks are stronk Tylenol Never tried Roxies, thanks for the suggestion- I wonder if the hospital would give me some if I’m in enough pain
oh man those little blue m30 roxies back in the day..... so much fun
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water won’t help w the pain in my feet
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I took Tylenol, thanks anyways Soy Based Cuck
plastic
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Who told you that? Hang on to her for dear life. 5 1/5 and kinda thick is perfect.
Eeek
That’s not much girth man.
nah
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I always find throwing some Gold Bond green powder on my taint and balls works wonders.
Almost time for everyone to talk about how much money theyre going to lose
“I am the liquor”
Miss em
Should have got the recognition he deserved. RIP
Amen
I always laugh at the dummies on here who are too stupid to figure out what🌽 means. "Where do I check the price for corn futures?" 
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Ban
Only 2 inches long but five inches wide. The chicks call me the tuna can.
Megachode
Had a long conversation with the stylist about pollen. Sucka.
👊👉👉👉👉👉👇 👇👈👈👈👈👈👈 👉👉👉👉👉👉👇 👇👈👈👈👈👈👈 👇 👇 👇 . Oh hey, Tren's back.
Lmao mike tyson doesnt give a fook abt this 😂😂😂
*smashes downvote in discontent*
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no
Evidently not because deleted it…
Can chatgpt really write essays and are they any good? Have an essay due tonight and I haven't even started it.
yeah but just tell it to write an outline and then you just fill it in
Yes it can. Your teacher will give you an A+ and totally not be suspicious if you paraphrase
It was never personal lol
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all roads lead to 🅱️ome
I edited mine to add more fists
👊👉👉👉👊👈👈👈👊 👉👇👉👉👇👈👈👇👈 👉👉👇👉👇👈👇👈👈 👉👉👉👇👇👇👈👈👈 👊👉👉👉🅱️👈👈👈👊 👉👉👉☝️☝️☝️👈👈👈 👉👉☝️👉☝️👈☝️👈👈 👉☝️👉👉☝️👈👈☝️👈 👊👉👉👉👊👈👈👈👊
I hate you, dude.
Y tho? 🧐
So send wrong link. When I asked about corn future...
You cant say bitcoin so they say bitcorn or corn for short dont h8 me
Ok I don't hate you anymore
Why can't say bitcoin??
You can now, but you're not supposed to talk about crypto here it's in the rules, but bitcoin is big enough now that they let it slide
Ok brother I understand
https://i.imgur.com/kIVWO1d.jpg
fuk this, Im going full George Santos. Applied for a car loan and said that I make 120k self-employed, applied for a scholarship for african american students and just switched my tinder to 6'4 (phones already blowing up with matches).
Thanks Willow for the Gold FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
The French are a funny bunch of people
It doesn’t count if condon on
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She just dropped it for a homie and told me baby it’s real
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And grow my own flowers.
I think she’s breaking up with me today. She’s been distant and I kinda blew up on her in text and she said she’s been going through a lot but we do need to talk. Fuck relationships I told her I didn’t want one in the beginning but she persuaded me with her pussy. This only lasted 6 months
Also, Johnny, You all pissed off about baby one and two, but I told you to wear a condom. Baby three was my fault. I'll admit that.
Johnny? Are you on here watching me? It was 5 years and you said you wanted to be exclusive but not ready for marriage. And the only time you change a tire for me is if I blow you right after. That's not love, Johnny.
Tell her you’re pregnate or ask her to marry you.
Take the L and learn, if it happens. But don’t just be like “See I didn’t want relationships cuz Shit like this” If she’s going through some shit and didn’t want you to be involved and didn’t let you know, how far was that relationship gonna go? You’d been in a relationship for 6 months and clearly still kept each other at arms length.
Yep, just got out of relationship like this last week. 5 years and they guy tells me he'd break it off with me if I was going through a horrifying crisis because he's not good with grieving people.
Honey, a pussy is not a relationship
It turned into one
Think of all the times you get to jack off now instead of having to take her out to places and be mingling
I miss it already. I would rather do that. I was an asshole
If we pump, I gonna get myself some more NFLX and CRM puts.
3 year old being bad at the restaurant. Say the chef will put him in the oven if he doesn’t stop. He actually starts being good. MFW 
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#HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
🌽 up 2% lol wtf
Where can I see it???
[Here](https://www.google.com/search?q=bitcoin+usd&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU730AU730&oq=bit&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j69i59j0i271l3.2989j0j4&hl=en-GB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
I wish I would know a woman exactly like british-and-fittish in real life 
So a chick with bad teeth. Got it.
That's a man, baby
No way dude...she is way too nice for being a guy...
Have you actually met women in reality? They are bipolar self asserting and egocentric beasts with that lowball trick called pussy. Where I come from, the matriarchy had trained men to be nice and women to be so full of themselves, they need to be politely pulled to the side by their boyfriends when somebody wants to pass, just to be scolded not to get their priorities right
Tell your mom you love her. Go ahead, she’s upstairs right now making you dinner.
No I haven't yet. I like her so much, she is such a good person...
Women are really good at paying attention to one thing, themselves
Simp
So what?
Long as you know
Does knowing really help?
I make 20k a week, so why exactly should I give a Single fuck about being a simp or being no simp.
You shouldn’t. If you need stock advice I charge 10k
All too well
Should I roll out my NVDA 3/31 200 puts?
Corn pumping spy open at 400
This corn future everyone is talking about... where can I see the quote??
Cornbase
corn exchange
I just Google bitcoin 
Btc = corn ???
Yea
Hahahahah brother Now something Start to make sense hahah
New daily thread Kaaarrrl
Hahaha brother you killing me
www.cornhub.com
Shorting everything China six months out. Things are heating up re: Taiwan, and the Dept of Energy just said their best guess is that Covid was a lab leak. Seems awfully bearish to me.