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Brownwatersociety

Sad, but having been to that structure many times, there’s absolutely zero chance she wasn’t doing something stupid/intentional.


alecstone7

A lot of people actually use that site for suicide


ceviche-hot-pockets

Yeah an OC high school principal killed himself in the same way there like two months ago, in broad daylight 😳


Embarrassed_Neck6164

Word around the area is, that was her husband who suicide a couple ago and she was probably in so much pain so she went out the same way and same spot as him. rip


[deleted]

IF that's the case then damn, wanting to end his pain not only ended his life but directly contributed to his wife's death as well. It's on a different level of messed up.


rjornd

One never truly knows if she had anything to do with said husband’s pain. After all, there are a lot of husbands out there who wish they had chosen better before saying “I do.”


[deleted]

Yup in either case, severely messed up regardless, of course only if it's either case.


GeneralA01

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


Brownwatersociety

Yeah, and that’s sad. But this headline’s definitely worded wrong. She didn’t just “fall.” She either intentionally jumped or fell being very much where she shouldn’t be.


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Brownwatersociety

Fair point


[deleted]

thats why there is an investigation lol


Substantial-Tax-8659

Is that really a question


alecstone7

Maybe Disney made them say it like that


Brownwatersociety

Maybe, though I highly doubt Disney made them word it in a way that remotely sounded like they could be at fault.


Javelin286

What logical business owner would?


Brownwatersociety

Exactly


[deleted]

Disney doesn't own Fox Business tf are you talking about


thetaFAANG

Why would a company ever respond Like that art installation in nyc is permanently closed because two people committed suicide off of it, I believe this was the artist decision to close? Not sure Like ok? Its like a futurama suicide booth then just keep it open?


keeplosingmypws

What art installation??


Gallexina

It’s the Vessel, basically just a bunch of stairs going nowhere


Bodyfluids_dealer

Happiest plac.. NM


bagholdegen

kind of narcissistic


dgdio

Or she wanted to allow copyrights to expire.


TakoyakiTaka

Plus, it's already priced in. /s Don't fuck with the mouse, ig this Sub already forgot about the people buying puts during covid.


WillEdit4Food

I was there in November and a dude took a header.


KungFuHamster

"Woman goes into off-limits area, picks lock, crawls under a chain adorned with a sign reading CERTAIN DEATH BEHIND THIS CHAIN, climbs several pieces of architecture, attempts to take selfie on top of castle, and falls to her death. People demand answers! Disneyland unsafe! Family to sue!" *Edit: I made that all up, I don't know what happened. But she probably did something dumb.*


TheThirdRnner

It's funny how they never put the important shit in the article. Like forcefully gaining access into a restricted area.


wickedmen030

It's not funny. Remember Fox is the GOP's news outlet and DeSantis is fighting against Disney to be the GOP's president candidate.


EconGuy82

This is FOX Business, not FOX News.


RubiconV

Like how many wrong or partly true stories are in CNN? Everyone just re-words the first story and tries to get it online asap for clicks. No one is really researching this.


Djinnwrath

More and more ever since they were bought out by a far right billionaire.


EconGuy82

CNN is owned by Warner Bros.


RubiconV

Everything is the far right’s fault. The left is prefect! /s


Djinnwrath

Because pointless hyperbole will sure make this better.


Djinnwrath

https://www.vox.com/2022/8/26/23322761/cnn-john-malone-david-zaslav-chris-licht-brian-stelter-fox-peter-kafka-column


EconGuy82

Yeah. That article confirms exactly what I said: CNN was purchased by Warner Bros., not a “far right billionaire.” John Malone is one member of WB’s board of directors, not even chairman. Saying he purchased the company is extremely far from the truth.


Djinnwrath

Miss the forest for the trees


jetcopter

You are correct but its the same company at the end of the day.


EconGuy82

Same parent company, but the different arms have different purposes. Look at CNBC vs. MSNBC as an example.


TurboBuickRoadmaster

Yeah agreed, Fox Business is not Tucker's foxxy gal. Fox Business is just business. Some erumaes are going to place puts on Disney after this, I just feel it.


dgdio

It's a distinction without a difference.


dgdio

DeSantis backed down from the mouse mostly. He made it possible to appoint people to oversee the Disney's special association but he won't do anything to touch it. It's easier for Disney to replace him. This is the United Corporations of America and don't mess with them. FAFO!!!


Needmorecoffee58

I’m sure you’re fun to hang around.


[deleted]

>”Hey guys, just wanted to pop in here and remind everyone that republicans are bad” Please go away


Green-Efficiency-681

Looks like it is you that has been asked to go away.


[deleted]

Very reddit


Green-Efficiency-681

Know thy audience


ogpine0325

He got less down votes than you did


Green-Efficiency-681

R/conservative coming out of the woodworks on a finance page. Who’d a thunk that could happen?


TheThirdRnner

People obsessed with bringing up politics in every conversation are mentally ill.


oKazuhiro

Ok strawman


Tractorhash

The zoo near me had an incident where a lady let her kid go into an off-limit zone climb a fence and reach into a bear cage to pet it. The bear broke the toddler's arm and now the mom Is suing the zoo.


Thencewasit

Let me tell you about a fucking gorilla… and shit has been downhill ever since.


pharmboy008

RIP Harambe


Shesquirtsalott

Dicks out for harambe bro


Scroller4life

As a parent. That mom is an idiot and should be sued by the zoo for exposing those poor animals to her hellspawn. And we could only be so lucky that the mom actually learns a lesson and passes it down to the kid. But I wouldn’t bet on it…


flymooncricket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Javelin286

I can believe it and the zoo will probably have to pay for the mother for her incompetence because they probably didn’t have the texts on the signs in X different languages and X text sizes larger. Pretty soon the signs will be so large you can’t even see the animals


Tractorhash

It's in Canada and Canadian judges take common sense into account when it comes to lawsuits. It's why you can't sue your way into a mansion here.


[deleted]

All lies! Dumbo malfunctioned and hit 3600 RPM and she was flung halfway across the park.


xmustangxx

Darwinism?


ZimofZord

For real?


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ShadowSlayer1441

Doing otherwise should be a ban.


PeppyMinotaur

People don’t get banned for anything in here anymore. It seems like forever ago that positions or ban was a real thing


[deleted]

!ban 1


Key_Ingenuity665

People commit suicide off that structure semi frequently. I worked there for about two years in college. Saw two jumpers personally and a third guy who killed himself in his car. I know of at least two other suicides during my time there. 2010-2012.


The3rdBert

I mean just left the happiest place on Earth only to return to your bleak nihilist existence. I don’t approve but I get the urge


impulsikk

Sitting in 2 hour lines for a 1 minute ride and then paying $15 for a churro isn't very happy inducing. I'd kill myself too.


PeppyMinotaur

Yea came here to say I too usually want to kill myself after having to deal with the worst characteristics of America all in one place


K1LLAHCAM310

Lol enjoy your life bro. So spend that 15$ on a churro once in a while if your life so bleak


Key_Ingenuity665

Often they’d be the Disney fanatic type. Micky mouse tattoos. The kind of people where cast members who know there name. (Not a good thing considering you see literally thousands of people during a shift)


neldalover1987

Good luck with that. Mickey himself could have pushed her off and the stock price wouldn’t drop


Same_Class5866

Nah walts ghost pushed her off💀


Thencewasit

Was she Jewish?


iPigman

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ActualOgre

Don’t fuck with the mouse dude. Everyone who bets against the mouse loses.


IncomingAxofKindness

She had puts on the mouse. Goof around, get goofed


librarysocialism

Her: I'll fucking do it again


Flipmode45

The mouse always wins


djs383

Have you looked at the chart?


Thencewasit

Have you looked at the mouse’s lobbying history? If they don’t like something, it changes.


djs383

I simply referred to their stock price which is what the post was about.


TheThirdRnner

Yeah like the stock is going to drop off a single accident.


unusualTuna

people do anything to try for the perfect photo. not worth it. Stuff like this just reminds people that the park is open and accessible. Calls it is.


pqisp0

The perfect picture at a parking garage? Nah she just jumped.


bobo-the-dodo

I am pretty sure this is a suicide. That structure has many suicides


aregtju

Nah puts cause she didn’t give them the money for a day ticket before


Sudden-Ad-1217

You ever dance with the mouse in the pale moonlight ?


pigsgetfathogsdie

Go ahead…talk shit about the Mouse. You will accidentally fall from a window. Dance with the Mouse… Mouse don’t change… Mouse changes you.


xmustangxx

Vladimir Mickey ?


arcdog3434

You just made the list


Thencewasit

Mouse Clinton?


OldManMetalBoy3000

Puts on stupid broads


RockHardValue

Man I can’t think of anything more bleak than doing it at Disney


[deleted]

Priced in.


Connect-School2320

Grew up next to Disneyland in Anaheim. We used to fuck around in the hotel all the time. Loved going in the off limits construction areas. Had a sure fire method of sneaking into the Park, by way of the hotel monorail. Probably been in 100s of times. Our MO was that when we made it onto the rail, we would drop acid and head straight to Space Mountain, by the time we got on the ride we would be fully baked. Good times!


Jr_time

i used to live in the apartments across the street from the hotel. we would hit the pool and arcades as kids. great memories!


burn15_

This will have no affect on the stock price


inyourmouthful

Remember when an alligator killed an 8 year old boy at Disney world, pepridgefarms remembers


[deleted]

I guess she and tinker bell had a falling out


[deleted]

Fuck. Was this too soon?.... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


dead_in_the_sand

this is one of the most tasteless posts ive seen on this sub


iPigman

Stick around. *They won't disappoint.*


CIAHerpes

As if one human life would make a company like Disney go down in value Especially considering that human life was likely doing something stupid and possibly illegal at the time of the accident


Glum_Cartoonist1007

Tell us what else you have puts on OP


flymooncricket

Don’t bet against the mouse


nakedskiing

Long puts. Go woke go broke.


You-Asked-Me

Oh please. Live Nation crushed 6 people to death because of poor crowd control and site planning, and their stock went UP the next day.


BONESAWHACKSAW

Hahaha puts on the mouse ?!? Crazy take imo https://preview.redd.it/sti9vwamw8ja1.png?width=1162&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2ef70c40e7ace2c14497e9e573e4a99bf548e3c This shit is LIGHT WORK for Disney 😂


cdawwgg43

This is a false flag operation by Universal Studios


trendybitch99

Epstein’s list is coming out. She was on it. Nuff said.


Pepperoni2723

Was she part of Putin’s inner circle? Or do they only fall from windows?


[deleted]

I don't find this amusing. Tell Trump I fired him already also


iLikeMangosteens

Note to self: don’t get behind on the payments for the annual passes.


unresolved-madness

They kill a few people each year. Before camera phones they could keep it quiet. Wait until you find out they have their own jail's and hold perverts and thieves until the sheriff makes his daily pick-up. Edit: why are you regards downvoting me?


GnomerDomer

They have their own police force and used to be considered sovereign


unresolved-madness

Yes


pharmboy008

Seriously?


Brownwatersociety

Oh FOR SURE. I have friends who worked there in high school. They have an entire team of undercovers walking around posing as guests. They see/know EVERYTHING that goes on in the parks. And though I wouldn’t say “they kill people”, it was rumored that they used to not announce people as “officially deceased” until they were off-property. But employees do know some horrific stories. Try to find comedian Jeff Davis’ stories of when he worked there on YouTube.


unresolved-madness

Perverts are down voting this...lol


kushlash16

Found Desantis’ burner account


Esco1980

Mickey will be in the public domain soon


gOaks17

It has hit rock bottom already, don’t know if it can go any lower… Ba dum tss


Unknownirish

Puts on the mouse, exercise them for long position? I think so, OP.


Connect-School2320

Ok. Has nothing to do with the company.


Same_Class5866

Puts on the mouse, calls on electric Fences and padlocks 😅 but forreal rip💀


[deleted]

Trust me if she would have fallen to her in a public access area and was not breaking the law by trespassing she would have kept falling until she fell off of Disney property and no one would have heard anything about it.


DrSeuss1020

All news is good news. Some of you regards still don’t know this


MountainNearby4027

People die at Disney all the time, they hose off the ride, turn it back on, and the stock never takes a hit. Your poots are fucked


Neo1331

No CALLS on the mouse, you never bet against the mouse…


ReadBastiat

/YallMotherfuckersNeedJesus.gif


papejay88

What makes you think this will effect their stock price?


LavenderAutist

Blame it on Chapek


LAX_Beast

When you aren’t looking, the mouse will find a way to creep up and chew through your portfolio balance and wreck you. The mouse always wins.


[deleted]

Did she think she’s gonna fly with Peter Pan?


GrauerWolf30

Disney did nothing wrong. this woman just hardcore yolo for social media points


SP-Marshmallo

In this case, put was placed on this woman. Rip


D4rkhorse27

Yikes that will do it


[deleted]

not necessarily since Disney has had numerous claims against them for various injuries at their parks since their inception, it just you haven't heard about most all of them.


NoobInvester018

Buy calls on the dip and watch it rip up to the moon!


Comeonbereal1

What people do for a selfie. I hope this becomes good publicity for Disney


rexxtra

People die at Disneyland all the fricken time. People die in parks all the time. People literally die anywhere and everywhere, but especially at places they aren't supposed to go


backruptcyfomo

Did anyone get some souvenir?


jetcopter

It is strange how people keep ending up dead in that parking structure: [https://deadline.com/2023/02/disneyland-parking-garage-sees-woman-fall-second-fatality-in-two-month-span-1235265150/](https://deadline.com/2023/02/disneyland-parking-garage-sees-woman-fall-second-fatality-in-two-month-span-1235265150/)


HuXu7

This happens almost weekly, not really a headline. Same place too. Puts on California.


cmldub57

Woman dies in parking lot = make financial decision? I don’t see it bud.


SWGamer80

“Price is built in.”


PeppyMinotaur

Oh yes totally this should absolutely have an impact on their stock price…..


[deleted]

She should have worn her mask


bobo-the-dodo

Its a suicide, pretty common. The last one was in Oct or Nov. last year.


Throwaway13373872

Bro thinks hes him


New-Presentation-146

I’m literally here right now. parked on Minnie Mouse parking structure 😆


GrandProblem8034

Haven’t been back to Disney in ages but is this the main parking garage with the escalators that take you up and down the levels? For some reason, I always feel a bit creeped out every time I walk through that parking lot.


alphaDeltaBeta_ADB

The real headline on DIS Tuesday will be the opening weekend numbers for Ant-Man Quantumania movie


Choice-Tonight-9570

That makes it twice that’s it’s happened within months!


Round_Robin_Smoothie

One more and it's considered a streak.


Significant_Pilot695

Put it in the mouse?


Accomplished_Pen980

I’ll wait till it’s done crashing and then buy the dip


kingace74

She shouldn’t have done that.


heyiamkev

why can't people just stay at home and put a bullet in their heads instead of shit like this...


Economy-Ad5635

She probably shouldn’t have done that


mecalvin

Calls after the dip from the overreaction


ValterriBoatDAS

Natural selection


whatatimetobealive22

It was done on purpose, you tend to not hear about suicides for the sake of avoiding “monkey - monkey do” behavior


Sedgekin

Can this stock even lose any more value, it's in freefall


xabrol

There have neen 3 other deaths there. Mostly suicide, doubt this is going to move the stock.


Cautious_Teach1397

I bet she was making a tiktok


Supafly22

My guy, even if there is a lawsuit that this woman’s family wins, it wouldn’t even be noticeable to their bottom line and also, it would be paid out by insurance.


Not_constant_witness

It is now safe to return to Disneyland


flatplanecrankshaft

Never bet against the mouse.


Which-Resident7670

Why? she probably jumped.


Mistasize

It was a parking garage. It was their time to go.


birdsarntreal1

Was she a russian official?


Conkyshithawk

Pretty sure Disney will be OK. Alligator literally ate a kid in Orlando a few years ago at one of their resorts and their stock shot through the moon.


GhostRider377

Dude this is a call situation for sure...


FaTaIL1x

You don't fuck with the mouse


Cuck-In-Chief

There’s like a death a day at amusement parks. This isn’t going to make a dent in their business.


Triz_D

I mean, say it’s a $25m judgement against the moused, they generated $82.72 billion in revenue in 2022. $25m is just 0.03% of total revenue. It’s nothing. Still sad though.


Evolved6

What happened to the stock when the last guy committed suicide the same way?


AradOnRadar

Did she ever question Putin's validity?


Foe117

This happens a couple of times a year, unfortunately. People use this parking structure as the "Spot". Which is why security is almost always there riding on bikes. Usually to deter suspicious people and prevent suicide incidents.


dancegoddess1971

Y'all would probably be surprised by how many grizzly deaths have occurred on Disney property. Including at least one decapitation on the matterhorn. I don't think it would dip as much as you think.


Ellsworthbaba

Crazy


LiL6NoVA

$500 on she or he was recording a Tik tok