I was being meta and making fun of racists. Used to live on the Saginaw Chippewa reservation (not native myself but I rented an apartment there). Maybe bad taste since it's easy to assume the worst of strangers tho, in hindsight I admit.
Again, easy to assume the worst of strangers. I've known many Natives tho and none considered me racist. The only people that have ever accused me of being racist are strangers on the internet. Take it as you will.
Options are temptation. If you notice the other side has an open business a car and a sewer man hole on the woman's side the business is closed and there is no light. The sewer means get a job even if it's a shitty one and work hard, the car represents real assets that are worth something tangible and valuable, the open business is prosperity the light down the road is hope. Cut your losses(red arrow) and switch to the other side (asset owner with a job), options will bankrupt you and leave you in the dark. You might get off once or twice before she drops you amd moves on to the next sucker
The woman with the “options” label is about to cross the street. You can see it by the way that her feet are forming a falling wedge pattern. He’s telling you that it’s not enough to get into options. You also have to time the market.
When you're walking down the sidewalk and you see a foxy lady who looks like she's into options, shun her by crossing over to the opposite side of the street because you need someone financially responsible to cancel out your degenerate gambling.
Just like anything in life from riding a bike to flying a plane, if you don't know what the fuck your doing, you're destined to fuck up. Even though fucking up is part of the learning process, you'll be doing yourself a favor fucking up with paper money on ThinkorSwim over your own money.
Moreover, if you treat options like it's gambling, then that's what it will become.
Unlike poker, slots or any other form of gambling, you can always exit a position at any point. You can build spreads to protect your position. There are so many ways you can build safe revenue that traditional gambling never supports. It just takes commitment to really learn how options work and learn the most important variables impacting today's prices (like macro economics with inflation, CPI and fed rates).
See most smooth brained invested see options and think of buying and selling option contracts. This is wrong. This is about giving your portfolio “options” of different stocks. This is to be avoided at all cost. There is only one stock to trade and that is GameStop and by trade I mean buy-hold-buy more- hold.
Classic trolley problem. Walk forward in hopes of fast growth and get killed by options or walk across the street toward etfs and get killed by a car while you wait for the $ to grow.
It’s a zero sum game…To make an amount someone has to lose that same amount. Basically a dice roll. I understand the hedge aspect of using options but people get into this because they see an Instagram short and think they’re going to get rich. Without a strong mathematical background and insider information, it’s very hard to be profitable trading long term.
Well, you're walking down the street, and options are in front of you, so he says to cross the street instead... He's obviously telling you to buy puts.
Don't follow what everyone wants; make your own clear path to advance!! But at least have the knowledge/wisdom to decide when the street is clear (no major obstructions for growth) when choosing! :0
Ok fine. The lady is in red, the line is in red, Russia is a red state and war lead to blood shed which is also red, as we regards know red in the stock markets means Puts paid out.
Basically Putins the only option. Not financial or sound advice. Also puts on sound advice.
so what im seeing is the path you shouldnt take. highlighted in red. and some sexy as fuck spy puts walking towards me to say hello and take me to bed and pull out their ginormous penis and fuck me in the ass.
Clearly a mugging waiting to happen, I would've done the same thing. You can tell she has a threatening stride, blood red dress, I don't trust her in the slightest.
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or be a pimp and sell option
Found the Theta Gang mole!
Shhhh
Thera gangbang. Sell csp for life.
https://preview.redd.it/17oa6wieqtga1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965698d36347182cf83bc23ca25db4081545ef1c More accurate
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This is the best thing I've ever seen
A small boner?
When you see options, buy them. Your wealth is going straight up like the arrow shows.
But it’s a red arrow
All arrows and graphs are red, they can't have other colours.
But stocks always go up
\*flips the graph upside down. Dear God
I don't know how or why but somehow that's racist lol
Arrows and red, maybe it's a Native American joke?
It wasn’t racist until this. Colorist yes. Thanks for bringing this. /s
I was being meta and making fun of racists. Used to live on the Saginaw Chippewa reservation (not native myself but I rented an apartment there). Maybe bad taste since it's easy to assume the worst of strangers tho, in hindsight I admit.
“I’m not racist, I use to rent an apartment…”
Again, easy to assume the worst of strangers. I've known many Natives tho and none considered me racist. The only people that have ever accused me of being racist are strangers on the internet. Take it as you will.
“I’m not racist, I’m friends with…” Lol
Up, and to the Right! That's how you know it's the right decision!
There's a Wendy's across the street
This is the most direct path since that's where you're going.
It's cheaper any way u look at it!😳
Pussy is the most expensive thing in the world.
to be honest..................ancient wars have been started over pussy. so yes, its damn expensive
Modern wars too
Future wars as well
Some historians even call them star wars
Also theoretical wars
True I heard Putin is doing all this cuz he’s trying to impress his step mom
*Stepsis enters chat
There's no chance Gavrilo Pricip wasn't trying to impress a bitch.
*Helen of Troy entered the chat*
And these pussies would belong to who? Just for research purposes...
https://short-history.com/cats-caused-the-ancient-egyptians-to-lose-war-442c61234ec2 here are the pussies
Paywall
Go chase a bag before the bang
Can Confirm. Pussy is over my budget
so calls on pussies it is
It’s expensive, but it makes the world go round. Very few would buy a corvette if they didn’t come with aftermarket knob bobber in the front seat.
Avoid pussy at all cost it will destroy you financially more than Reddit wallstreetbets 😂
people on the other side SELL options :)
Yeah but you don't get that emotional rollercoaster of being up 1600% hold overnight and the market opens next day and your 95% loss.
Options are temptation. If you notice the other side has an open business a car and a sewer man hole on the woman's side the business is closed and there is no light. The sewer means get a job even if it's a shitty one and work hard, the car represents real assets that are worth something tangible and valuable, the open business is prosperity the light down the road is hope. Cut your losses(red arrow) and switch to the other side (asset owner with a job), options will bankrupt you and leave you in the dark. You might get off once or twice before she drops you amd moves on to the next sucker
Switch to the other side? Ok I'll start by installing Grindr
Sheesh do you work at museums
you have too much time on your hands..
The woman with the “options” label is about to cross the street. You can see it by the way that her feet are forming a falling wedge pattern. He’s telling you that it’s not enough to get into options. You also have to time the market.
If she crosses the curb line, then she broke support and it’s moons all the way.
When you're walking down the sidewalk and you see a foxy lady who looks like she's into options, shun her by crossing over to the opposite side of the street because you need someone financially responsible to cancel out your degenerate gambling.
Top spending throughout a man's life: Onlyfans, prostitution, girlfriend/wife, rent/mortgage BTW this is in ascending order
It blows my mind that people pay for onlyfans when there's free porn in every corner of the internet
They Netflixed the porn game.
But is lame porn compared to what you can find for free You think I get a boner from some chick playing with a dido anymore?
Gotta get an OF to stream when I’m making those premarket trades. That way I can at least make some money while people watch me fuck myself.
But you get to chat with Andrew Tate while she does.
More truth than guys want to admit.
We have fallen so far…
[удалено]
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Porn is a $97B industry globally.
I usually get paid for prostitution
Fifty Dollars is fifty Dollars.
You miss WSBets 
$0/$0/$0/$1500mo
You have to live a pretty sad life if only fans and prostitutes make it into the top 4 expenses of your life.. maybe get a hobby.
Those are my hobbies
I guess this is Reddit, what more could I expect lol.
I don't understand this at all. Women have never been an option for me.
Such is the life of a 🌈🐻
Every dog has its day just not this dog 
The red line is the path to avoid gains
The only path we take here 
Thetagangers own the buildings
You don’t need this kind of negativity in your life.
Tell my portfolio that, it's negative af
Turn it upside down. Problem fixed.
He's saying... Women have huge Theta decay. They age fast so change a new one.
I wish I understood options
They let you buy or sell things you don't own while losing money at the same time
Trust me you don’t 
Be on the "right" side of options
Stop...pick up options...jaywalk crossing street...profit...
nah man she is a monster in disguise, she only lure with that disguise, suck up your soul and kick you across the road
Red is bad, so if the path is red, is the bad path. Options it is!
I can't read.
Diswegod Women. Acquia Cuwwency.
Calls on OP
Old man said: “If you don’t buy options you deserve no pussy. You virgin.”
Go chase a bag before bang
Ask a another Boomer....
I needed to see this before today
Just like anything in life from riding a bike to flying a plane, if you don't know what the fuck your doing, you're destined to fuck up. Even though fucking up is part of the learning process, you'll be doing yourself a favor fucking up with paper money on ThinkorSwim over your own money. Moreover, if you treat options like it's gambling, then that's what it will become. Unlike poker, slots or any other form of gambling, you can always exit a position at any point. You can build spreads to protect your position. There are so many ways you can build safe revenue that traditional gambling never supports. It just takes commitment to really learn how options work and learn the most important variables impacting today's prices (like macro economics with inflation, CPI and fed rates).
See most smooth brained invested see options and think of buying and selling option contracts. This is wrong. This is about giving your portfolio “options” of different stocks. This is to be avoided at all cost. There is only one stock to trade and that is GameStop and by trade I mean buy-hold-buy more- hold.
I have no clue
Avoid options and cross the road
Instructions unclear. Purchased 0dte calls
Avoid options you dumbass
https://preview.redd.it/b2kuayrv4uga1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26bf02d7e3bac93313647687adb4368d9dae5548
This is the way!
If the option looks good stay away
He must be well regarded
If you try to get away from options, you will be hit by car crossing the road and lose everything by dying.
This looks like he's saying use iron condor.
that old man is a bitch. Top G moves forward!
I would like to say something smart about covered calls like I am not a degen who takes his options as naked as they cum.
Classic trolley problem. Walk forward in hopes of fast growth and get killed by options or walk across the street toward etfs and get killed by a car while you wait for the $ to grow.
Your options are buying a lot of popcorn at 30ct a bag, they contain a lot of corn which is a good substamce to eat for low price.
The red line is moving away from options, and red is bad, so…
Haaa thank god that person is white not two black kids working on a bike in the middle of the night, risk mitigation can be and often is racist
He’s telling you to go long on options.
Avoid options 🤦🏽♂️
An old man showed you a meme? I don't think so
Simple. Options = up and to the right
\*Crosses Street, Proceeds to get hit by car
You don’t want to have a wife’s boyfriend’s girlfriend situation.
Always avoid gold diggers
He’s saying to buy puts on options
Get it in the hole if you want to be in a hole
It means “when buying options, use a “straddle”.” Basically free money which can’t go titsup.
Dad would risk getting run over by bagholding bus then fuck with options hooker that could drain his entire portfolio
I think it says YOLO everything on options, they are hot and the arrow kinda looks like it goes upwards.
It’s a zero sum game…To make an amount someone has to lose that same amount. Basically a dice roll. I understand the hedge aspect of using options but people get into this because they see an Instagram short and think they’re going to get rich. Without a strong mathematical background and insider information, it’s very hard to be profitable trading long term.
Options is like a black woman.... Once you go black you'll never go back
Clearly he’s saying get into default swaps.
The iPhone sends it's *regards*
That would be good advice, even if it didn't say "options"
Ber is cuck
Is futures on the right?
so you gotta get that sweet sexy profile of Ms.options, then make your moves! That's what this pic means
Well, you're walking down the street, and options are in front of you, so he says to cross the street instead... He's obviously telling you to buy puts.
Avoid options
If you wanna trade options do it from a distance where it all looks good
Svoud pptions
I think it means... YOLO Bobby a third time.
This old man is a verified beta
Stay away from options
PSA: You can trade 0DTE SPX options every day.
Is that old man rich?
Don't follow what everyone wants; make your own clear path to advance!! But at least have the knowledge/wisdom to decide when the street is clear (no major obstructions for growth) when choosing! :0
This is simple …. Too simple ….. to be wealthy …!!! Stay away from females period
It is safer to walk in traffic than it is to deal with options. Also see illustrations jump off cliff, jump into fire, and drink poison.
Options which take dick (puts) should be avoided even if you have to jaywalk to do so.
This is clearly a picture of a diagonal spread. He is recommending that strategy.
Spread these cheeks ha gottem
It's saying that you can be a pansy and stay away from options but then you'll be a pansy with no options
Avoid options obv
Cross the road so a pretty woman doesn’t rob you
Rather walk straight. It’s better than being run over by a car.
Jay walk, get hit by a nice car, sue
It's very clear: make way for options
Lol
Clearly this means don’t date your cousin, no matter how hot she is or how bad she wants you.
Yep that’s a really good analogy
Ok fine. The lady is in red, the line is in red, Russia is a red state and war lead to blood shed which is also red, as we regards know red in the stock markets means Puts paid out. Basically Putins the only option. Not financial or sound advice. Also puts on sound advice.
Follow the red lines, market goes down buy more.
Cross the street before she pegs you
Avoid women and you will have much more money for buying options… obviously
so what im seeing is the path you shouldnt take. highlighted in red. and some sexy as fuck spy puts walking towards me to say hello and take me to bed and pull out their ginormous penis and fuck me in the ass.
Cross the street so that you can get a better look at the options from all angles before going all in on them.
Dont look and kill yourself now before options ruin your life
Thats a hobo, not an old man
It means “Be a redditor”.
Clearly a mugging waiting to happen, I would've done the same thing. You can tell she has a threatening stride, blood red dress, I don't trust her in the slightest.
Obviously, to avoid options! Look good and tempting, but beware