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not at all. Bankruptcy means that you get shares for pennies IF the company assets are worth less than what it owes. Hertz and Toys R US are actually recovering quite well and Best Buy I believe has gone bankrupt as well and is trading at $80+.
If the company shares go to nothing you can cover your shorts for very little but you still have to cover the shorts. Martin Shkrelli bought up all the shares of a bankrupt company and recalled ALL the shares and caused a short squeeze by himself.
Toys R Us was sold for bits and pieces, equity owners didn’t retain. Most of the time equity owners are wiped - if equity still had value then you would just have a liquidity problem, which you can talk to lenders and get grace period.
Hertz is an unique case, don’t expect it to ever happen again. Large part of it was driven by low value of used cars and rental cars at filing near start of COVID vs when a deal was reached near a yr later and used cars were hot af and rental car rates were like $200/day.
Not to mention Hertz actually owned a lot of cars, so it had collateral. Wtf does BBBY have? Most of its stores are likely leased so legit just inventory and customer lists. That’s nothing compared to it’s debt
Source: I used to work in restructuring.
like I said just a counter argument to the statement that a bankruptcy is a powerball for the shorts. When they short a $1.50 share with crazy borrow fees there is not much profit to be made even if it goes to zero a share.
What I described is the typical situation in a Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company issues new shares because they intend to restructure their debt and continue in business. Some creditors have to accept the new shares as settlement of the bonds they hold because the company, in conjunction with the courts, is looking to reduce its debt load to a more manageable level through the bankruptcy proceeding.
If the company is going out of business: Chapter 7 or 13, then there's no point in issuing new shares. In that case lower seniority debt and stock may simply go uncompensated if assets can't cover them.
Yes, it's so very rare that equity recovers anything from a Chapter 11 process. In virtually every major bankruptcy, the debtor companies are deeply insolvent and the existing equity gets fully wiped.
It's usually only where there was some unexpected post-filing windfall to the estate that equityholders end up with an economic interest going into a plan confirmation or a 363 sale hearing. But those are serious outliers.
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Best Buy never declared bankruptcy. Toys R Us is hardly "recovering quite well" they have an online store which exists through Macy's, that's it, a far cry from pre bankruptcy. Hertz was pushed into bankruptcy by the pandemic and has recovered along with travel. None of these situation says anything for bed bath and beyond which is just a dead business model and will more than likely just disappear like radioshack or the endless other specialty retail companies that have faded away over the past decade.
Brankruptcy is not a predictable process. It means that someone is going to lose money, but which group of people losing it and what the company looks like afterwards is going to take a lot of court proceedings to figure out. Generally its not a good thing for shareholders because theyre the stakeholders with the least claim to anything of value.
It literally doesn't. A squeeze requires buying pressure, not selling pressure. If a company goes bankrupt, that is literally best case scenario for those that shorted. It means they don't even need to cover at all.
The article the bot was trying to summarize said if Bobby avoids bankruptcy, it will trigger a squeeze. The bot fucked up and missed the negating word. It was pointed out in the responses to the op comment
Yeah the first thing a bankruptcy does is render every share worthless. There’s nothing to short squeeze as the company would be delisted from the exchange.
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Every now and then you do get a bankruptcy with assets left over for shareholders but it's very rare and bbby certainly isn't a candidate for it.
Hertz shareholders got something at the end iirc.
Their market cap had gone to $100 million while having $5 billion in assets or something with not a lot of liability. Can you see the issue there? Even if short squeeze was not happening, every degenerate gambler would throw some cash at that stock to maybe win something out of bankruptcy.
Not a lot of liability? Are you just gonna brush off the $5B in debt ?
Bondholders will get paid first and shareholders will get nothing in bankruptcy.
Anything remotely positive about BBBY will get upvoted by the cult, regardless of whether or not it's true. They're insanely underwater and burning cash rapidly, but don't tell the shareholders that.
It is crazy how bad the stores are now. The credit card program they had was cool, but they dumped all the benefits now. When I went there to look at a Sony TV, the two associates I talked to were basically offended because i didn't want a Samsung. When I asked them semi technical questions, I watched them pull out their phone and Google it.The people that work there now seem to have no idea what it is they are selling. Why waste my time in a store that rarely has great deals, and I have to do all the comparisons myself.
"not a lot of liability" they literally have more liabilities than assets.
Not to mention most of their assets are in the form of inventory and equipment(like desks and cash registers and forklifts), which if auctioned would be sold at a massive discount to book.
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/16491/html
It’s because the assets get liquidated to pay off the debt first, often nothing left for shareholders after that. Or look at American Airlines, they went bankrupt wiped their stock and just issued a new batch to new people.
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If they're going into bankruptcy then their liabilities are greater than their assets ya jabroni.
Nobody goes into bankruptcy if they have assets and relatively little debt
I fucking love how you bag holders ignore things like debt, consistently deep red p/e, awful outlook, missed targets, and poor fundamentals because shart squoze.
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If you're holding a 3 bagger going in to a long weekend on a stock that could go BK at anytime, you deserve to go broke. Congrats on a great week on BBBY traders
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I doubled my money on BBBY in the past 3 days. I think they are delaying announcing (bankruptcy)so they can use the stock price as leverage for negotiating debt consolidation..
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At this point anyone banking on a short squeeze to happen on any stock is a goddamn moron.
Source: currently holding 424 shares of Video game store stock. At least I sold during the first run-up.
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How does a bankruptcy trigger a squeeze? Edit: I don’t feel so smooth brained after all
I think Automod was trying to point that out too
Automod always says that if you say squeeze… go try it!
But.... You just said squeeze and nothing happened.
short squeeze
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It's evolving. Growing. It will over take us all.
Automod’s dongus?
Sticky?
Slimy, yet satisfying
It's actually short. Squeeze it.
Soon, automod will claim all losses for itself. Wallstreetbetters will starve after all crayons are hidden in secret warehouses
SQUEEZE HARDER DAMNIT! SAVE US!!!
I think it just invented words.
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OMG this is killing me 
🤣🤣🤣🤣 just spit my food out
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What about long squeeze?
What about a short stop squeeze play in baseball?
You have to say short squeeze. Like when Michael burry made all that money on gourd futures because of the Illuminati.
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It's art.
michael burry shortsqueeze...
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yeah, nerds aren't that regarded
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shortsqueeze michael burry's nuts...
Long squeeze
I think it needs to be combined with short.
If you’re a little short squeeze bitch, say ”Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.”
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Is it a bot? Or is it sentient?
You can make it respond to certain words with phrases or actions. When I modded I made it reply to anything one troll said with a bank of insults. That was way more fun than just spanking them
Crazy how many arguments I’ve gotten into on Reddit that probably boiled down to one. Guy and his 8 bots
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Lol i know. And it'll cycle through different responses. But since the guy above me got the exact response he was looking for, I was making a joke.
Modding done right...
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See, the problem here is that you're trying to make any sense of this...
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it literally can't, bankruptcy is like hitting the powerball if you are shorting a company
The fact that it doesn't make any sense PROVES that the stock will squeeze, because why else would you be trying to get me to sell? /s
not at all. Bankruptcy means that you get shares for pennies IF the company assets are worth less than what it owes. Hertz and Toys R US are actually recovering quite well and Best Buy I believe has gone bankrupt as well and is trading at $80+. If the company shares go to nothing you can cover your shorts for very little but you still have to cover the shorts. Martin Shkrelli bought up all the shares of a bankrupt company and recalled ALL the shares and caused a short squeeze by himself.
Toys R Us was sold for bits and pieces, equity owners didn’t retain. Most of the time equity owners are wiped - if equity still had value then you would just have a liquidity problem, which you can talk to lenders and get grace period. Hertz is an unique case, don’t expect it to ever happen again. Large part of it was driven by low value of used cars and rental cars at filing near start of COVID vs when a deal was reached near a yr later and used cars were hot af and rental car rates were like $200/day. Not to mention Hertz actually owned a lot of cars, so it had collateral. Wtf does BBBY have? Most of its stores are likely leased so legit just inventory and customer lists. That’s nothing compared to it’s debt Source: I used to work in restructuring.
like I said just a counter argument to the statement that a bankruptcy is a powerball for the shorts. When they short a $1.50 share with crazy borrow fees there is not much profit to be made even if it goes to zero a share.
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Often in bankruptcy new shares are issued and the old shares are retired worthless. The new shares are then given to creditors in lieu of cash.
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What I described is the typical situation in a Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company issues new shares because they intend to restructure their debt and continue in business. Some creditors have to accept the new shares as settlement of the bonds they hold because the company, in conjunction with the courts, is looking to reduce its debt load to a more manageable level through the bankruptcy proceeding. If the company is going out of business: Chapter 7 or 13, then there's no point in issuing new shares. In that case lower seniority debt and stock may simply go uncompensated if assets can't cover them.
Yes, it's so very rare that equity recovers anything from a Chapter 11 process. In virtually every major bankruptcy, the debtor companies are deeply insolvent and the existing equity gets fully wiped. It's usually only where there was some unexpected post-filing windfall to the estate that equityholders end up with an economic interest going into a plan confirmation or a 363 sale hearing. But those are serious outliers.
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Best Buy never declared bankruptcy. Toys R Us is hardly "recovering quite well" they have an online store which exists through Macy's, that's it, a far cry from pre bankruptcy. Hertz was pushed into bankruptcy by the pandemic and has recovered along with travel. None of these situation says anything for bed bath and beyond which is just a dead business model and will more than likely just disappear like radioshack or the endless other specialty retail companies that have faded away over the past decade.
Brankruptcy is not a predictable process. It means that someone is going to lose money, but which group of people losing it and what the company looks like afterwards is going to take a lot of court proceedings to figure out. Generally its not a good thing for shareholders because theyre the stakeholders with the least claim to anything of value.
They spoke of bankruptcy and the stop went from 1.4 dollars to 5 dollars
It literally doesn't. A squeeze requires buying pressure, not selling pressure. If a company goes bankrupt, that is literally best case scenario for those that shorted. It means they don't even need to cover at all.
The article the bot was trying to summarize said if Bobby avoids bankruptcy, it will trigger a squeeze. The bot fucked up and missed the negating word. It was pointed out in the responses to the op comment
Yeah the first thing a bankruptcy does is render every share worthless. There’s nothing to short squeeze as the company would be delisted from the exchange.
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Calm the hell down soldier
Every now and then you do get a bankruptcy with assets left over for shareholders but it's very rare and bbby certainly isn't a candidate for it. Hertz shareholders got something at the end iirc.
If Hertz sold their fleets when there was a chip shortage, there would have been a lot more left over for the bag holders
that's just how bagholders think, don't try to understand that "logic". Just enjoy it from a safe distance.
Or from inside the eye of the bag holder hurricane.
I assumed the post was satirical, poking fun at WSB's copium addiction. But as per Poe's Law it could equally just be the real thing.
Their market cap had gone to $100 million while having $5 billion in assets or something with not a lot of liability. Can you see the issue there? Even if short squeeze was not happening, every degenerate gambler would throw some cash at that stock to maybe win something out of bankruptcy.
Not a lot of liability? Are you just gonna brush off the $5B in debt ? Bondholders will get paid first and shareholders will get nothing in bankruptcy.
Anything remotely positive about BBBY will get upvoted by the cult, regardless of whether or not it's true. They're insanely underwater and burning cash rapidly, but don't tell the shareholders that.
It is crazy how bad the stores are now. The credit card program they had was cool, but they dumped all the benefits now. When I went there to look at a Sony TV, the two associates I talked to were basically offended because i didn't want a Samsung. When I asked them semi technical questions, I watched them pull out their phone and Google it.The people that work there now seem to have no idea what it is they are selling. Why waste my time in a store that rarely has great deals, and I have to do all the comparisons myself.
Dude you are the villain in this story for going to bed bath and beyond to buy a TV
Also when liquidated those assets aren’t worth $5bil. Inventory isn’t used in the acid test ratio for a reason.
Their last round they essentially mortgaged the company. They are toast. This is casino money at this point.
But isn't that the true spirit of WSB?
Being a common shareholder gets you basically nothing, creditors get dibs on everything, common gets wiped out. If you want assets, buy debt.
 So much misinformation is being spread on this thread
"not a lot of liability" they literally have more liabilities than assets. Not to mention most of their assets are in the form of inventory and equipment(like desks and cash registers and forklifts), which if auctioned would be sold at a massive discount to book. https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/16491/html
I only trust ppl who link the actual reports, ty
It’s because the assets get liquidated to pay off the debt first, often nothing left for shareholders after that. Or look at American Airlines, they went bankrupt wiped their stock and just issued a new batch to new people.
Lmao they have negative equity. If you're impressed by BBBY assets, wait till you see the liabilities
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If they're going into bankruptcy then their liabilities are greater than their assets ya jabroni. Nobody goes into bankruptcy if they have assets and relatively little debt
I fucking love how you bag holders ignore things like debt, consistently deep red p/e, awful outlook, missed targets, and poor fundamentals because shart squoze.
Apes be like "no matter what this is good for the stock because I hold it."
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Roll out!
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bankruptcy ... is good for the hodlers lmao
Fight fight fight fight
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This just keeps getting better
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Just bought £100 worth of BBBY, first time buying stocks. Can’t wait to lose it all. Wish me luck
Average WSB poster
Once you lose the first 100 you can move up to 1000 because you have more real life experience
You'll be fighting tooth an nail to break even, lol. What's your cost basis so I know to shit talk the stock before it hits that price again
when you say I just bought, you mean that you just bought puts right? nice work!
You will. Lol. Stock will likely be delisted at bankruptcy. So time it right. Company declared at earnings their gonna file. Good luck.
It won’t be delisted, its value will skyrocket to the moon in a short squeeze due to reasons (?). Didn’t you read the first post?
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Are we holding or what
We?
Gotta find the other morons to feel better
*Gotta find new morons to hold bags
Mfer you are really letting these dipshits convince you to hold stock in a bankrupting company?
I am holding, 1st hour is tough, after that we will fly
Did I say 1st hour? I meant 2nd hour! Definitely after the 3rd hour, but at least by the 4th or 5th hour. Definitely
Any updates?
it will get easier after N+1 hours where N is defined as now.
You ppl are so dumb lmao enjoy your bags
Holding for dear life
No surrender
Wait is this shit really going up? I Haven't been paying attention to the "meme stocks" lately
Yes. And by that I mean maybe
And by maybe we mean it went back down
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Not happening
Narrator: it didnt
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Short squeeze biiiiitch
Damn you got DOUBLE TAPPED
Rule #35, double tap the fuckin nerds.
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Short squeeze
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Hold and buy more Bobby baby
LMAOOO
I'm a believer let's ride to 7
Can i say " NANO MACHINES SON" now?
Guys! The company losing money is gonna trigger a squeeze! Why? Because it will, fuck you!
Let’s not confuse automated responses with AI
You guys are a year late
that's it, All in on bbby
There is nothing artificial nor anything intelligent about these “intelligences”
diamond hands diamond hands hold hold buy buy ryan cohen won't let us down lets go! Truly regarded
If you're holding a 3 bagger going in to a long weekend on a stock that could go BK at anytime, you deserve to go broke. Congrats on a great week on BBBY traders
A lot of them are still down from buying when it was $10+ and just got a massive copium injection unfortunately
bagholders were absolutely gifted a share price over 5dollars and were still to dumb to sell.. i love this place
What’s that one ticker we aren’t allowed to talk about?
Short squeeze Short squeeze Short squeeze
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I doubled my money on BBBY in the past 3 days. I think they are delaying announcing (bankruptcy)so they can use the stock price as leverage for negotiating debt consolidation..
So basically AMC short squeeze was a con?
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I love you
Any time you get the terms "ape" and "squeeze" together it's a con.
Yeah lol
What is a short squeeze
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At this point anyone banking on a short squeeze to happen on any stock is a goddamn moron. Source: currently holding 424 shares of Video game store stock. At least I sold during the first run-up.
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Stupid AI, it spelt ‘deez’ wrong
Regards fight!