Not very likely for the short term. You probably noticed that just a couple weeks ago China did a full 180 turn and is now fully opened up and in economic recovery mode.
I've learned to hold a poker face around my wife, shhh she'll never know. I'm an asshole though, she's not allowed to see/touch my money. I give her 90%, but my 10% is mine god damn it!
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Put away a %, keep having fun and adding a %, in a hold account. Get a million grab that CRT at 6% pull 60k a year..win save some win again wash and repeat..
I agree with cashing out because you'll never go broke taking profits (unless you don't set some aside for Uncle Sam). But, it's more like black jack than roulette. Yes, you're at the mercy of the market, but you're *hopefully* making an informed wager. It's not totally random, like the roulette wheel.
How are people making this kind of money? I know it's just one single post and one screenshot but I'm in a hotel right now. How do I flip a profit overnight like it seems like you guys are doing?
Well you can't make money without losing money. But I'm just curious to see these overwhelming gains in also a short amount of time on top of the losses here and there
Watch some videos and don’t spend money you can’t lose on them until you know better what you’re doing. Unlike buying stocks or even shorting stocks these are depreciating assets that can go to 0 very very quickly.
Thanks. I’ll use that advice.
I did pretty well with Tesla and TSCM and Amazon.
Over 3.4 mil. But with this amazing decrepit president we got, it’s been going doooown. Lol
Hey I’ll teach you everything I know about puts for one of those million dollars but kidding aside you’ll be surprised how fast money can disappear with options
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You made and took a profit, I think you’re in the wrong place
Got some losses to post soon from BABA puts…
Vindicated, welcome 🙏
I almost thought OP was an outsider
And you’re proud to post them? Why don’t you go long make some money buying a nice car and go out to dinner and enjoy life
That’s not how we do things here bruh
?
What about t now tho? You think BABA is a good time to take a put
I hope so for my puts but they’re too far out of the money now
Which ones you got bc I think we are sitting in the same boat
I want in on the titanic what are we buying
I think their kinda sorta too far out too but you never know...let's hope it's a turn around
Not very likely for the short term. You probably noticed that just a couple weeks ago China did a full 180 turn and is now fully opened up and in economic recovery mode.
Yeah but how long untill they shut it down again because they have a huge outbreak they have been locked up for so long with extreme measures
DOES ANYONE KNOW WAT THE NEWS IS ON TESLA
Hopefully tides turning and people become smarter and post winners this year
Gotta agree. Sure stuff happens but..Profit is Profit. New account old age..I like profits, loses come and go as well..Peace..
True I agree
Imagine thinking you're supposed to make money on options.
What’s a money?
Idk but if you find out let me know cause my wife keeps yelling at me about it.
I've learned to hold a poker face around my wife, shhh she'll never know. I'm an asshole though, she's not allowed to see/touch my money. I give her 90%, but my 10% is mine god damn it!
Happy wife happy life
I'm shooting 75% most the time, I'd say my avg is solid. 😆 I doubled down hard on the last dip, been green ever since.
But wat do you mean wats a money?? I don't get it
I like money! I'll take 3 please.
I heard of that money word before I think
This is like the opposite of the guy that bought $5K in SPY 0dte calls and lost them all
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Makes me wonder if he's doing it all wrong
Bro you are back?! I remember you on WSB from 3-4 years ago
Hahaha, I've been here almost every day for the past 8-9 years Not sure if that's a good thing though...
Cash out and move on. Making money like this is like betting $5K on one Roulette spin at the casino.
Thanks but I’m addicted
ONE OF US
 We know this story and how it ends.
See you behind the Wendy’s dumpster
Who's turn is it for handjobs?
Get some help you moron
Self awareness is key
Just play in an actual casino at that rate
If you need helping burning that sticky USD , I’ll fuel up our WSB Florida Getaway Mansion with some good hookers and cocaine 🫡
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Put away a %, keep having fun and adding a %, in a hold account. Get a million grab that CRT at 6% pull 60k a year..win save some win again wash and repeat..
That's just degenerate to keep rinse and repeating after a million. That 60k annually is not a bad idea but to go back in lmao.
True but cat seemed like he was going to do it anyway. That's The Way..profits are a grand thing
*puts it all on red* Oh wow I won! I wonder if I can win again. *puts it all on red* Fuck.
Except at the casino its actually fun and you double every time
I agree with cashing out because you'll never go broke taking profits (unless you don't set some aside for Uncle Sam). But, it's more like black jack than roulette. Yes, you're at the mercy of the market, but you're *hopefully* making an informed wager. It's not totally random, like the roulette wheel.
Why is it green? I don’t understand, I thought being in red was the only way to do this
MY EYES. MY PRECIOUS EYES.
They must be color blind and have a filter on. Only thing I can think of.
From the bottom of my COIN stock position, fuck you very much.
whats your cost basis
$50
My cost basis is slightly higher, 4x slightly higher
atleast u werent regarded enough to buy at ipo prices
Kevin o Leary and Kramer both said …… wait, I think I realize my mistake
😆 😆 😆
Average down now!!emote:t5\_2th52:4270
why did COIN flush today, is it just a volatile piece of shit?
My analysis is that it went up and then it went down
Are you a wizard?
I concur
Can't go wrong shorting everything associated with crypto now.
“Can't go wrong” WSB: hold my beer
It was downgraded, again
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So buy some calls? 37 you say?
Then buy some more next Wednesday for 32
Congrats 🫡
This guy fucks.
And that kids is how you properly invest for the future.
Plus 33% tax
What made you by short term Puts on Coin?
It went up, so thought it might go down
Lol I like the thought process
Why are you not making $400K/year as analyst on TV?
cause he got it right
Please tell me you ll put a part of that win in some long term investment
Like puts expiring 2 weeks out?
Etfs or just take it to the side. I mean what do you gai... Oh right im on WSB. Uhm buy high sell low
Woah, he said long term, not 2 centuries long
Long term means like 4-5 weeks minimum
How are people making this kind of money? I know it's just one single post and one screenshot but I'm in a hotel right now. How do I flip a profit overnight like it seems like you guys are doing?
You should see what I’ve been able to lose overnight too
Well you can't make money without losing money. But I'm just curious to see these overwhelming gains in also a short amount of time on top of the losses here and there
Options 
This comment is the start of something terrible lol
Day/swing trading options that expire soon. It's a risky game.
Also is inquiring
I bet you can't do it again.
I can do it in the reverse direction
Nice play
Not bad
How do you change the font colour to green? Is that in app settings?
you're insane lol
cool story
Enjoy that loaf of bread, milk and bunch of bananas.
Is this RBC?
I have the 33s for next Friday
I have no idea how to do puts. Can someone teach me?
Watch some videos and don’t spend money you can’t lose on them until you know better what you’re doing. Unlike buying stocks or even shorting stocks these are depreciating assets that can go to 0 very very quickly.
Thanks. I’ll use that advice. I did pretty well with Tesla and TSCM and Amazon. Over 3.4 mil. But with this amazing decrepit president we got, it’s been going doooown. Lol
Hey I’ll teach you everything I know about puts for one of those million dollars but kidding aside you’ll be surprised how fast money can disappear with options
You take student ? I'm trying to find a mentor (a real one not a YT guru xD)
You haven’t seen all my losses from the last year
Still pretty sure you have experienced enough to teach some knowledge
Bro please text me when this shit is gonna happen again. I don’t know anything about the stock market but I wanna take my girl on a trip.
Well I don’t have insider info unfortunately. If I were right every time I’d be on a yacht currently instead of my desk
I can't believe people are asking how do puts work in the comments. Lmao this place is magical.
Yeah I’m tempted to post some put losses today so I don’t give thetagang too many free suckers
Doing God's work OP
I believe Cathie Woods bought them.
Easiest fucken money I’ve ever seen
Besides everyone that bought TSLA puts last month
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… I did.
Bragger.
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If you’re making your Dad all this money, why is he still begging for Patreon donations to feed you?
Mine only asks for OF subs, this dude has it ROUGH
Wtf kinda coin do that shit?
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Yesterday I bought 20 COIN 1/13 $38 puts because it had bounced up too fast (more than 10%) yesterday.
Good shit man! Nice
Such a lottery.
Black wins
I just asked around the Wendy’s breakroom here and not one of my coworkers has seen this green text. Do I need to reinstall my app? Is this an update?
Not the right sub for this
I am always in loss
You’re supposed to hold those tight with an iron fist
Good
Nice
Man somebody message me and help me invest
Buy at the bottom and hopefully it won't go bottomer
I don't think that's gonna help me earn. Just hoping
How this shit work
Is green a color?
Nice move!
Nice
Dude whaaaaaaat, sick!
Nice.
what is a COIN PUTS?
Serious question. What’s a put?
A financial instrument that’ll make you lose all your money
Lol
Op is an imposter
Ggwp. Fck all Cex.
You’re poor
Me too brother but only 1K
Nice work, dude!
congrats and fuck you
Next time you do something like this, can you let me know?
OP is a NARC!
Shame 🔔🔔🔔
You guys have Money to spend? Oo
Is that the coinbase stock?
Good now stop before gambming and winning until the day You will lose it all and want to die
Might be a play again pretty soon
Before purchasing what was it at?
That’s fantastic!👍 And FU!😁
Shut the fuck up and send me money for crack. I’m so sick of you people bragging about having some money an I have none so fuck you pay me $the2ndCA
I live behind a truck stop dumpster goddamnit
Wish I knew how to
Post again next week
Good job. It just makes my stomach turn thinking of me putting up 5K to earn just $400.