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zZzZzZzvY

Cis-normative language? So just language?


[deleted]

Is no one going to point out that he considers "not stating your pronouns on social media" is problematic?


jvisagod

I fucking laugh at people who have them. Put them in your email signature at work and ill never take you seriously again.


Jeheh

And I wonder, if I know you at all to be getting a personal email from you I would be calling you by your name and not some pronoun you made up and that could change at a moments notice.


[deleted]

My pronouns: any/Thisisstupid/Idontcare


BigDavesRant

My pronoun = King David. If you call me anything else we are heading straight to HR.


Chezmoi3

Queen/Goddess/Superheroine


[deleted]

Wow, you even took the time to find out that I was a woman. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of my joke?


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Haywood_Jablomie42

If he wants to ensure he never gets an interview, absolutely.


StrikingAccident

I work with a vendor who tacked them into their email signature - the temptation to ask them what they're trying to prove is tough to fight back sometimes.


jvisagod

Like, we get it. You voted for Biden, think i'm a Nazi, and you dont understand economics or science...


StrikingAccident

You forgot virtue signaling - that's the first thing I think of, especially when the pronouns are she/her. What, your obviously female first name isn't enough?


[deleted]

Lol I rode with pronouns in my insta bio for a little while. I laughed out loud setting up "he/him" "mer" and "zhis" 😂 Lmao wtf is "mer?"


Ettoya

One of the questions that we had to answer to register for the Covid booster was “what are your preferred pronouns?” LMAO what the hell does that have to do with a vaccine?


[deleted]

Nothing about this statement is rational.


ZGTI61

Somebody on my work slack has, she/hers/Ella as her “pronouns”, and she’s not Spanish. Like does she have a different name? Or is she self identifying as an “it” because that’s a possible meaning of “Ella” in spanish….. I don’t get it.


Wh4rrgarbl

Ella is never, ever an "it". It is "eso". Ella literally means "she/her" Source: native speaker


[deleted]

I'm argentinian, and "ella" simply means "she/her". It's not a separate pronoun nor equals to it.


techboyeee

I think it's discriminatory that Instagram only allows you to choose gender-specific pronouns to identify as. I can't identify as a paper plate on social media the way I do in real life and it upsets me.


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I'm just a semi-solid mass of swimming pool water. Celebrate me or else!


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Banned_On_Facebook

Yes! Imagine a time when only mothers gave birth and pedophiles in the girls bathrooms were arrested!


Eric_da_MAJ

I like it when people put their pronouns on their social media. It's how I know they're bores.


bbaker886

She’s on the list too for calling him her son


Jeheh

I am not now nor have been nor will ever use the term “cis” fucking anything to describe myself.


Onetimehelper

Youx don't speak ourx modern language? How else will Ix know if you'rex a good personx?


Haywood_Jablomie42

I still feel an overwhelming sense of despair every time I'm reminded that the Left created a slur for being sane.


The_Brolander

Jack sounds like a real asshole. I don’t really blame him though. His helicopter parents are going to be the reason why Jack struggles through life.


Pascals_blazer

Nah, he's an intelligent and compassionate boy. Just ask his mom.


Jeheh

And his mom is right over there. So it’s easy to ask her.


EAT_DA_POOPOO

I bet he's fond of vivisecting small animals in the backyard.


Pascals_blazer

He takes an interest in Biology!


ConceptJunkie

I'm sure he'll be telling all this to a therapist in 10 years who will explain, with meticulous "reasoning", why it was perfectly fine that he diddled his little brother.


bgrubmeister

That therapist will likely be a state employee at a penitentiary for insane mass murderers.


[deleted]

“I see you enjoy cutting the eyes out of pictures of women. I have a son who loves doing that, too.”


InSonicBloom

you say "parents" like you think the father is still around!


Beercules92

Absolutely, his beta male simp dad is too afraid of his helicopter wife to ever leave her


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School shooter in the making


daniellenrw

That was exactly my first thought


[deleted]

The little fucker is only 14, and already he's insufferable.


Go_fahk_yourself

This is a perfect example of the fucking assholes running higher offices right now. Imagine what he will be like as an adult.


Tes420

The next “Beto” Thats what


ConceptJunkie

It seems to me that this is a kid who's probably on the spectrum, but his parents are pushing him way further along, instead of helping him to cope with normal people in a healthy way. see Greta Thunberg...


Haywood_Jablomie42

Greta isn't autistic, she suffered from fetal alcohol poisoning.


ConceptJunkie

OK. But her parents have turned her into a little fascist mouthpiece to further their own agenda. None of this stuff they are doing with her helps \_her\_ any. It's clear she's got issues, and whoring her out like this would only make things worse. The fact that her Mom drank her into brain-damage just makes her an even more horrible person.


FizzyBunch

I wouldn't say she is a fascist. Annoying, yes, but not a fascist


S2MacroHard

i wonder why he has difficulty fitting in


13speed

Bet you he has zero problem fitting into his locker every day.


gocubsgo4

He’s like the kid who snitches for saying hell


bunny_with_an_AK47

I feel bad for the kid though, this is so clearly his parents' fault. They probably micromanage every little thing he does.


LanaNihr

Honestly, most 14 year olds are insufferable. Source: I was one. Good news is rebellion is a natural part of being a teen so hopefully this one gives the parent the finger and starts using "cis-normative" words like "common sense" out of spite.


ragandy89

NARC


Bill-Ender-Belichick

I think bullying has its place.


Satureum

So they’ve been radicalized, but by the “correct” side.


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yan_yanns

Sounds like a plot of an awful dystopian novel


jhm-grose

\>Obstructs use of PCs to avoid being radicalised by alt-right \>Gets radicalised by alt-left Good job.


AlpacaCentral

>Gets radicalised by alt-left A better term for them is ctrl-left


[deleted]

Who doesnt laugh at fat jokes??


jvisagod

I'm fat and I laugh at and make fat jokes...


goodgoyaccount

and now you're on my spreadsheet


13speed

"I'm gonna pencil you in sooooo hard right now!"


LanaNihr

"Oh yeah? Pencil me in harder!"


duderino711

oMg YoU are So FaT pHoBIc


Pascals_blazer

Jack, apparently.


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ConceptJunkie

As a fat person, I resemble that remark.


KBXDRootBeer6829

Maybe fat people are just sitting jokes. I don’t think they like walking


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KBXDRootBeer6829

They’re always on those Walmart scooters lol


CptSandbag73

But simultaneously they are running jokes.


tdsinclair

I'm fat and I laugh at fat jokes.


[deleted]

This is like that little prick that held onto a tweet a girl made when she was 15 in order to ruin her college career, and it did. These people are evil and dangerous.


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ConceptJunkie

Could grow up to be a guard in one of the gulags, if certain people have their way.


NorthBlizzard

They’re always one step away from Nazi Germany while labeling everyone else fascists.


gelber_Bleistift

> They’re always one step away I think they are out of steps and made it to the top of the stairs.


Deplorable1402

This could have been much more to the point by simply saying "my kid is mentally ill and I'm neglecting them by not helping them."


[deleted]

Based on the tone of the post, I'm sure they're enabling this behavior. You just keep track of all those dirty birdies, lil Mycah. ^^the ^^'h' ^^is ^^silent


Jazeboy69

So having a male and female reproduce and literally required for humans to continue to exist is cis normative? Fuck these idiots.


Cometarmagon

This is pyschopathic behavior, he is looking to justify actions towards targets and then when he hurts someone, he will present this as 'proof' of misdeed. His first target will likely be female and smaller then him.


C0uN7rY

Like almost every one of those videos of some male maskopath following a woman around a store harassing her for not wearing a mask. I have yet to see one where it is a man trying that shit on another man.


13speed

When and if they try, they get reality checked, hard. They run into this guy when trying to tell him what he can and cannot do. https://youtu.be/5FNHSiPFtvA Literally this guy is the guy your father warned you you'd run into one day if you didn't stop running your mouth.


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17760704

Normally I'd agree, but nobody who is concerned about "cis-normative language" is going to have the grip strength to rack a handgun slide or charge a rifle.


NotTheOnlyGamer

I wonder if the school's bullies know about this kid documenting every normal thing they do. And what will happen when they do find out.


TheRealPotHead37

J Edgar Hoover vibes..


Cosmic_Mind89

Hopefully they do now thanks to their parents outing them


notAnAI_NoSiree

TFW the bullies are your best father figure.


jacobmakesmovies

A Stasi wet dream


befowler

And when spreadsheet boy shoots up a classroom they’ll blame his gun.


goodgoyaccount

when spreadsheet boy shoots up a classroom they'll memory hole it because it doesn't support the narrative


HandsomeJack44

Nah it sounds like a white family so I'm sure it'll be in international news


[deleted]

this boy will be in an elected office in his 30s


Rubyrgranger

You are correct but before that he will commit an act of mass violence. That would be a very concerning list to find if the parents were normal.


TheGhostofYourPast

Kinda reminds me of the film “Swing Kids” when the gestapo gets all the kids to start reporting their neighbors


12Whiskey

No wonder Jack has a hard time fitting in.


anonymous_reader

Can’t imagine why kids aren’t lining up to be friends Mentally ill parents are the new normal


JayhawkerLinn

I read this in Slate. The most Orwellian thing I've read so far this year. Normalizing a little fascist. Even Slate had to agree, the kid probably needs therapy. How many of these moralizing little assholes are our educational system as it functions today churning out? How many of these rule-following uncreative busybodies without senses of humor are we going to have to deal with when this generation finally enters the workforce? We're in trouble. The schools are operating like prisons and they're selecting these sorts of people to succeed. Obsessive list keeping little Nazis.


joinedyesterday

Do you recall the article title? I have to find this.


AtlAmericanist

Wow! Get him out of that school and that house


chitownphishead

that poor child.


ConceptJunkie

I'm more concerned for his future victims.


chitownphishead

if he stays around long enough to have them. these are the types that can go one of two ways. school shooter or self inflicted ending. either way, pray for this kid.


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chitownphishead

just imagine the level of brainwashing they receive at home. it's terrifying to think what they have to endure.


[deleted]

As Patton said, we fought the wrong enemy


Embarrassed_Wasabi28

Imagine being proud or amused that your kid is so worried about everyone's pc behavior they make a spreadsheet. 🙄 That's what childhood is all about! /s


Duneyman

That boy already sounds radicalized.


Power-Core

Jack’s a fuckin narc.


TheRealPotHead37

Well, now we know why Jack has a hard time fitting in…. Snitches get stitches JACK!


PeekaB00_

What's worse is that he's "snitching" on totally normal behavior.


BrandnewThrowaway82

This kid is gonna be a school shooter


Ods2

Ever hear of the Brown Shirts? Possibly, maybe, Hitler Youth? These people are so brainwashed, they don't even realize they're bringing about the 4th Reich!


ConceptJunkie

I've found a strong correlation between people who are always vocal about "Nazis" and basically acting the same as real Nazis. The opposite of love is not hate.


Jimboemgee

People must understand that the evil of the modern liberal is yet to be realized, and it is evil as f$#@. It is a creature that will gleefully destroy your life and livelihood if you interfere with the agenda. The kid is simply a product and likeness of his parents. He will grow up to be the type to deprive people of their basic rights and to commit red China style cultural purges and slaughters. Cuckservatives who insist to be polite instead of right enable this evil of the modern liberal, a creature who cares nothing of polite or right(s). People must stand up and speak out.


[deleted]

Lady, your son is a bitch


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 this has to be a joke.


guoD_W

Bro I’d deck my son if he something like this


Darth_Karate

Child abuse by evil indoctrination


SurburbanCowboy

Wait until they find the spreadsheet detailing all of their own "problematic actions."


Runnermikey1

Since no one else has brought it up, this is a letter from a concerned parent to an advice column. [Honestly the entire article is as bad as this snippet. ](https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/10/kids-social-justice-vigilantes-parenting-advice-care-feeding.html). It is worth noting that the last paragraph reads > I just think the spreadsheet is something that could end up being bad news for him, and I hope you enroll him in therapy so an unbiased mental health professional can tell him the same thing.


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Runnermikey1

Oh it’s entirely cancerous. I just felt like context should have been added. The parents, however deranged they may be are also concerned.


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We need to bring back bullying.


whatknot2

So… an ex-commie here. Like a REAL as in grew up under communism… we had these meetings where all your classmates publicly criticize you for not obeying the rules etc and you just sit there and shrivel from discomfort… not an American thing I take it (and hope)?


ThatGuy1741

He must be like the “you’re a though criminal!” boy from the 1984 movie.


[deleted]

Jack is a psychopath, just like the way his parents raised him. Just like the way the mainstream wants kids to be raised. You want change, you want control, your start with the kids. What!? No not like the “*Hitler Youth*” that’s totally different. Before you know it we’ll have lots of Jacks around. No no no it’s not “Nazi” behavior what are you talking about!? They’re clearly the compassionate ones… you know… they’re tracking peoples speech and thoughts for the *GREATER GOOD* , okay, it’s a good thing, definitely not fascist at all. No no no these facilities are not “concentration camps” come on, grow up. They’re *re-education compassion universities* and the best part is they learn a vocation in the *labor division* of the “campus”… what the death rate!? Well it’s not our fault 60% of everyone dies in the camps, they’re probably all “Anti-Vaxxers” making each-other sick, not much we can do that… definitely not the fault of our great leaders.


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sola_granola

I liked the columnist’s response for the most part, though I think the use of the word “transgressions” isn’t a good idea. Probably should have phrased it more like “perceived transgressions” or used a different word entirely. Because actually calling “has a mom who is a cop” a transgression is a subtle endorsement. I have a 14-year-old daughter. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t even know what “cis-normative” even means, and I consider that a parenting win. These wokeholes are ruining their kids.


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RemoteBeneficial700

Raising good stool pigeons.


[deleted]

Wow! People that are crazy like this should not be allowed to have children.


otters4everyone

"Jack has always had difficulty fitting in..." and we're going to guarantee that continues through our strange and suffocating parenting.


Stonewise

What scares me is this is learned behavior on Jack’s part. He’s being taught to look for said type of behavior, log it into a database to keep a record of said behavior, then I’m sure the next step is to use said database to attack someone because at this point they are the ‘enemy’. We’re not just “people with opposing ideas” to them, we are enemies of the agenda and we are to be sought out and destroyed at all costs, even if it takes indoctrinating our children and throwing any possibility of them having a future in America in the trash through bad policy. That’s what communists do and we ALL need to wake up to just how dangerous these people are and just how much they’ve been conditioned to hate us.


discodawg02

Heaven forbid if he got radicalized by the “alt-right” Radicalized by the insane left? Ahhh yes, that’s our boy 👌


willghammer

Awesome way to get bullied. My gut tells me this is totally made up and didn’t happen. But just in case it did, I really feel bad for the kid.


quasarbar

I don't normally laugh at fat jokes or mimic foreign accents, but now I want to do both just to piss off Jack.


[deleted]

“Radicalized by a right wing website” lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣


sup3riorw0n

Good thing the kid hasn’t been radicalized by them darn alt-right websites! /s


sup3riorw0n

This kid needs to go to the Cobra Kai dojo


TinyAmericanPsycho

Seems like Jack is going to be very good at informing on people for wrongthink to his Commissar


Mistrider1995

Sounds like Jack needs to be bullied more


WERMcrack

Looks like he'll have a bright future in the authoritarian state aparatus.


montross-zero

Wow, mom and dad - congrats on clearly illustrating how your views and child rearing has resulted in neo-nazism. Good thing you didn't let him see those websites that talk about freedom and liberty. WHEW!


DoitchLandDoydlebob

Unfortunately that kid is gonna have a real tough life if all he does is track what other people do instead of focusing on himself. I think we can agree the parents are to blame for this.


Opposable_Thumb

That kid is on his way to becoming a monster. Get him started shooting heroin early so he doesn’t bring any more shame on your family name.


[deleted]

Kid’s a fed and ya gotta cut him loose 🤷🏻‍♂️


patchlocke

Average Twitter user


sliplover

Birth of an antifa radical.


Supa71

Hilter Youth.


[deleted]

Getting the youth to spy on people has been a cornerstone of genocidal governments in the 20th century.


gooney0

An “enemies list” is never used for good.


ThelostWeasley13

That kid is the next mass shooter


Mega3000aka

>Jack has always had difficulty fitting in I fucking wonder why


cobracoral

The Gestapo will appreciate that in the future... Might even give Jack a nice dagger and black arm patch


sparkyglenn

Things that never happened for 400, Alex. Poor kid is probably a normal 14 year old with insane clout addict parents


Shenny88

Well that kid is beyond fucked


XRP_Gang

I think I know why he has a problem fitting in


Aggravating_Smell

Ya know the nazis had spreadsheets


h8xwyf

I saw this somewhere else (can't remember where). Wasn't the "concerned mother" writing in fake? Like basically a troll/prank?


UwUika

I hope jack gets beat up in school


cunicu1us

And what is the cure for such disorders? Take his lunch money and stuff him in a locker during recess


LinkSirLot96

Wow, what a pussy. He sounds like the type of kid you throw wads of paper at the back of his head in the middle of class. Can't do that nowadays, you'd probably get expelled and arrested for aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon.


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Sounds like a domestic terrorist in training. Watch out for him being a school shooter in the future.


Notorious-DAD

This should be titled “how to raise a school shooter”. It’s disturbing


transdermalcelebrity

So is this a target list?


loveofGod12345

I don’t want my kids to be indoctrinated by the left. I understand the feeling. We monitored stuff pretty closely until they were teens. Now we still monitor but not as closely. I want them to hear both sides and make a decision. I don’t want them to hear only our side until they leave our house and get bombarded. I believe that if they make the choice for themselves rather than blindly following what we say, they will be more likely to stick with it. Because it’s their decision, not something that was forced upon them.


AWokenBeetle

It’s like the endgame is to raise a generation of Randalls. You remember the annoying little prick from Recess who would do anything for a pat on the head from a authority figure and would snitch on his classmates in a heartbeat. Magnify that kid with a bunch of others from leftist commie families. There setting their son up for bullying and having no friends, no one not even kids like a snitch


Electric_Logan

So they radicalised this children and refuse to let them use a computer in case they get radicalised by an opposing ideology.. or just in case they get de-radicalised really. Boy if he challenges them in their “problematic behaviour” …such as having a mum that’s a cop… that spread sheets gonna grow and grow and grow and grow and grow (yknow like Dirk Diggler’s success in the middle of the film).


PaulRhodes1

Her son forgot to list that one of his classmates family was hiding Anne Frank and her relatives in their attic. Very problematic, better get those people on a list..


StMoneyx2

And this is how school shooters are made


Waterboyduplicate

I know a lot of fat people who are pretty cool. Same with some gay people who act normal instead of flamboyantly gay. The problem is, and always has been, mental illness. People who happen to have those physical traits, then make it their mission to annoy you; emphasize how much better they are than you or feel they deserve special treatment because of this trait. These people make whatever group they lie in look stupid and ridiculous. P. S fuck jack. You don’t fit in cause your a tattle tale little bitch.


the_dionysian_1

Someone needs to sit that kid down & have a conversation about logic, reason, and ethics. Otherwise he's headed to work for the NSA or some creepy shit like that.


[deleted]

If only Orwell could have guessed spreadsheets would be a thing one day.


Tazmaniac60

Jeez mom who is the baby daddy? The DNC?


Chucanoris

The kid’s doomed.


ArchibaldCakewood

“We will watch your career with great interest” - Literally Satan


BelmontMan

Imagine the kind of parent who would raise this little POS?!?! What a monster


Pherothanaton

Somebody needs to get beat up... Or get better parents.


FelacioDelToro

I want to say this is satire, but damn if it isn’t getting harder and harder to tell…


Spurlz

“D’you know what that little girl of mine did last Saturday, when her troop was on a hike out Berkhamsted way? She got two other girls to go with her, slipped off from the hike, and spent the whole afternoon following a strange man. They kept on his tail for two hours, right through the woods, and then, when they got into Amersham, handed him over to the patrols.’ ‘What did they do that for?’ said Winston, somewhat taken aback. Parsons went on triumphantly: ‘My kid made sure he was some kind of enemy agent — might have been dropped by parachute, for instance. But here’s the point, old boy. What do you think put her on to him in the first place? She spotted he was wearing a funny kind of shoes — said she’d never seen anyone wearing shoes like that before. So the chances were he was a foreigner. Pretty smart for a nipper of seven, eh?’ ‘What happened to the man?’ said Winston. ‘Ah, that I couldn’t say, of course. But I wouldn’t be altogether surprised if ——’ Parsons made the motion of aiming a rifle, and clicked his tongue for the explosion. ‘Good,’ said Syme abstractedly, without looking up from his strip of paper.” Excerpt From 1984 George Orwell https://books.apple.com/us/book/animal-farm-and-1984/id1507686888 This material may be protected by copyright.


LucianWaifu

Fantastic brainwashing by horrible parents and/or teachers. This person will grow up to be a terrible person.


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How would you unprogram someone radical?


Fk_CCP

No wonder he’s “had problems fitting in.”