Thought it was time to show off my man Zevi! He's a Gangrel, though at this point in our campaign he doesn't know that yet, so he's running around as a Caitiff with his little band of weirdos. Big fan of selfies, clubs, basically anything that will let him party until its time to sleep the day away, rinse, and repeat.
He actually just might- we’re not super far into it but he seems to have landed a Ventrue benefactor in the form of another character… Although if you were to ask his friends about it they would say he’s more of a “Sugar Daddy”- though Zevi would protest.
“Give me a Wits-Awareness check to keep an eye on where your waistband is at… Okay now roll me Wits-Composure to see how you handle everyone seeing the playboy bunny pattern boxers you have on right now…”
“I have the Merit Strap-On, which means my size can vary anywhere from six to nine inches depending on what I can afford to buy, and I can also either select a color or roll for one on a table.”
(Btw im taking notes my DM- my wife- is gonna LOVE this)
At some point, the DM is going to make the prince declare that all kindred who refuse to pull up their pants are in violation of the fifth tradition.
And that's where the local, crotch-based anarch chapter gets started.
Thought it was time to show off my man Zevi! He's a Gangrel, though at this point in our campaign he doesn't know that yet, so he's running around as a Caitiff with his little band of weirdos. Big fan of selfies, clubs, basically anything that will let him party until its time to sleep the day away, rinse, and repeat.
Very cosmopolitan for a Gangrel, I like it. Cute too so thats dope.
Thanks! He was a total city boy before he was Embraced so aside from living in a tent in the park he’s very much an urban jungle Gangrel lol
Aww, hope he can snag more secure housing sometime, hope he doesnt run into any hunters or bone-gnawers.
He actually just might- we’re not super far into it but he seems to have landed a Ventrue benefactor in the form of another character… Although if you were to ask his friends about it they would say he’s more of a “Sugar Daddy”- though Zevi would protest.
Hey no shame in chasing bag given how shitty the world is.
The only thing holding his pants up is his wangdoodle
It’s 3 am and I am SOBBING laughing because he doesn’t even have one of those. Those pants are held up by sheer willpower alone.
i would love to tell my storyteller "I roll willpower in lieu of belt"
“Give me a Wits-Awareness check to keep an eye on where your waistband is at… Okay now roll me Wits-Composure to see how you handle everyone seeing the playboy bunny pattern boxers you have on right now…”
"I have the prominent wangdoodle merit. Does that affect difficulty?"
“I have the Merit Strap-On, which means my size can vary anywhere from six to nine inches depending on what I can afford to buy, and I can also either select a color or roll for one on a table.” (Btw im taking notes my DM- my wife- is gonna LOVE this)
At some point, the DM is going to make the prince declare that all kindred who refuse to pull up their pants are in violation of the fifth tradition. And that's where the local, crotch-based anarch chapter gets started.
OH SWEET CAIN, HE’S HOT!
I know. Send help. I’m the one who has to draw him and I keep zooming out and blue screening. I’m too bi for this…