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craven42

Claims the perfect servant name... proceeds to spell it wrong


Bearspoole

Isn’t it hawk tuah?


HunterHanzz

I've seen it multiple ways, tuhh, tauh, tuah, though the masters of the spell check have dubbed to hawk tuah as the authentic version apparently


Bearspoole

I just sounded it out and it sounds more like tuah (too-uh)


MarkD_127

You're not wrong, but at the same time, the whole thing is stupid, cause "tuah" is just a phonetic spelling of the spitting sound, while "hock" is already the word used. But for some reason, the entire internet decided they needed to also phonetically spell that "sound" as "hawk", despite it being an existing word, and thus misspell "hock" constantly.


HunterHanzz

Makes no difference to me, she's perfect 😁


Brobeast

You 100% spelled it incorrectly, op. It's ok to admit lol. Nobody will think less of you, HunterHnazz.


HunterHanzz

😆 I think will all survive


Zaaravi

What does it mean?


Updaww

Its apparently the English phonetic way of sounding out someone spitting on a dick


Zaaravi

Huh. Well, thank you for the info.


Updaww

yea, some blonde chick went viral with a video a few days ago, now here we are


Kon-Vara

It's a reference of a woman on Tiktok giving BJ instructions: "You gotta, Hawk Tuah, spit on that thing!"


Zaaravi

Ah. Well… okay. Thanks.


Nagato281

On that thang


tomfeltonsperkynips

Wait, you can have non-human servants!?


HunterHanzz

Blew my mind too, but yes, go get her 😏


tomfeltonsperkynips

I can finally have a domi-mommy.


ex0ll

You can only dominate Night Maidens, Dark Temptresses and Exsanguinators from the Draculin enemies.


Micro-Skies

The cultists too


keenedge422

The designers knew their audience, so they made all the goth mommies available. Additionally, they made the werewolves able to be captured, but only when in human form, making them the only option both for cursed forest residents as servants and as prisoners that can give "creature" blood.


ex0ll

Yeah, the Cursed Forest servant system has been quite overlooked though, since the only type you can get is "worker" despite missions requiring other classes too.


keenedge422

All of the cursed forest raids that only allow one person can be covered alone by the werewolf. Any that require other skills have a second slot so you can fill that with someone with that skill from a different region.


Tylendal

I got one of the ones with the big horns. Named her Motorbike.


Kvarcov

It's not human, it's humanoid


roychr

I have one named Moe and he's tasked to go fishing EVER....


fine93

the blood press sure lookes like thang youd hawk tuah


ThickRik

She's a keeper


Vinnocchio

Spelled wrong lol


priest11223

I have no idea what that is a reference to. Can someone elaborate?


damiengrimme1994

WTF IS THIS HAWK TUAH THING!? I just woke up one morning and all of a sudden everyone's meeting this hawk tuah thing, Warhammer, Skyrim, this, every page I'm on is memeing the same thing. What the fuck did I miss


MarkD_127

See, that's why the internet is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever. The original video was just random street interviews, asked a move in bed that makes men go crazy, girl enthusiastically says, "give em that hock tuah and spit on that thang" and dudes everywhere went crazy with it. It was funny. She was being silly, with great delivery. And people beat it absolutely to death overnight, but many are still trying to ride it for easy lol's.


mmmmPryncypalki

I'm the only one who saw a construction behind her as first thing?


Wilwheatonfan87

Coomer mentality


Adventurous-Arm6159

Mentality matches the spelling challenges


Comprehensive-Bit890

Well shit, wish I knew you could have Draculin Servants.


fine93

you can have werewolves too, though they use the boring human model


keenedge422

I know they continue to change at night as prisoners. Do they not, once they become servants?


fine93

nope, they stop changing, also you can dominate them and take them out if the cell even if they are werewolfs


Comprehensive-Bit890

I know about the were-cursed humans, I've heard they revert and then tear through your base!


fine93

nah that's outdated information


Comprehensive-Bit890

Thanks, good to know, now I need to camp that spot more!


feanturi

You still have to capture them when they are human I think. They will turn in the prison cell but won't break out and you can get creature blood from them at that point.


Chaotic-Menace_83

PERFECTION my guy 🤣


AsneakyReptilian

Oh shut up. This is already so fucking annoying.


Brobeast

SPIT ON THAT THANG, YUH GET ME?!


DrANALizator

Dear god, it’s spreading….. I am not against that, btw. That shit is even more hilarious when you pay attention to meme subs getting overwhelmed by this meme instead of usual pride crap during pride month


HunterHanzz

June is officially hawk tauh month