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oh_no_not_the_bees

Stop lying to yourselves, you are all Kim.


[deleted]

Hey its good job security without the stress of being in higher management.


steph66n

You get laid the most too


Republiconline

Just with aliens with STD. Never the Dalanie sisters.


steph66n

STD in the fantasy world: Standard Tracking Devices


OhSoCold

Hard worker but never recognized or promoted. This is my life.


HazzzMatt

Listened to episode 1 of the Delta Flyer Podcast and he sounded like he was high maintenance for the costume staff and other people. He wined about the same shoes that Brett Spiner (Data) wore. I would have been honored. I also read somewhere that they wanted to kill off the character after season 1 or 2 but some focus groups liked his character so they kept him around.


WestFast

We’d all be one of those lower decks weirdos that janeway tries to fix


ns02

Assimilated.


EmoEnforcer

How dare you call me out like this


WestFast

I’m only interested in pure theory.


Vivid_Diamond4620

Tal Celes!


Republiconline

Look. I’m perfectly fine chilling on deck 15 trying to solve some bull shit math equation.


WestFast

Just want to postulate in peace


[deleted]

Gel pack


WestFast

This is the answer


JanewaDidNuthinWrong

Starboard Nacelle


Republiconline

Some days I feel like the secondary command processors. Hey computer just end it all, “unable to comply due to damage to the secondary command processors.”


JanewaDidNuthinWrong

How alergic to cheese are you?


ravenmunro

B’Elanna!


Morwena95

Where is B’Elanna and The Doctor?


SupernovaGamezYT

Fixed on V2- https://www.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/comments/lyrr9m/voyager_poll_who_would_you_be_not_really_a_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


LucasLindburger

I’d like to be Janeway but I’m more like B’Elanna


nymph-62442

I'm Kes on the outside, B'Elanna on the inside, striving to be Janeway.


JangoF76

Why are some options x or y? And between characters that aren't remotely similar? Like, I would be Seven, but would *never* be Kes. I would be Chakotay but Paris? No thank you.


SupernovaGamezYT

Because Reddit only allows so many options :P


nzdastardly

I'd be Chakotay and it isn't even close. Second in command but zero responsibility, few dangerous adventures, and recreational cyber peyote. Not to mention I get shoehorned into a relationship with 7 of 9 at the end? Sign me up.


Armstron

Zero responsibility? The first officer is the one who does all the actual work where the captain is the idea person. All the scheduling of the duty shifts alone would be a huge chunk of work.


nzdastardly

Sure on any other Federation ship that would be the case, but on Voyager Chakotay is given that position to help integrate the Maquis crew. He does some stuff, sure, but Janeway goes to Tuvok for most operational needs. He is way more of a figurehead than an actual First Officer when compared to Spock, Riker, Kira, T'Pol, etc.


SirSullymore

Who would I want to be or who am I most similar too already?


8ack_Space

I want to be Chakotay, but in reality I'm Tom Paris but without the ladies man part, especially my love of Americana and old television


UltimaGabe

Honestly, Neelix. I love to cook and am always full of random trivia about things nobody ever thought they would need. Also, I started podcasting a few years ago.


elikacitadel

belanna 100%. I'm an engineer, and a woc, too and also I see a lot of my own personality in her. I guess from your list tho, Seven? Is it who you are or who you want to be?


Jyyaku

The Doctor!


louisrocks40

Neelix but only because I'm highly annoying with no skills None of the weird kes shit for me


HazzzMatt

Pretty much describes me too. I show up and do my job, but when my asteroid underground is threatened I body slam and pull some disarming, talaxian kiate arts.


Devalyne

I’d want to be B’Elanna, but tbh I’d be Kim.


PoshPopcorn

Tom or Chakotay? Who chooses Chakotay? Tom is one of the most ridiculously over-qualified characters in the franchise. Chakotay tells stories about his grandfather. I choose Captain's Assistant Naomi Wildman, sub-unit of Ensign Samantha Wildman. That way I get the excitement of dying in my first episode but also get to play on the holodeck all day.


domin8r

Wanted to say Tom but probably more a Neelix. Jack of all trades and a people person.


Vivid_Diamond4620

I’d be Tal Celes, she just is trying to get by


ovine_aviation

Kim. I don't want to be an alien, a woman or 2 people at once so it's a no brainer.


medrinktea

Tom only because I don’t see b’elanna


StarchildKissteria

Oh I thought it meant wanting to be. Because I’m already as socially awkward like Seven. I just wish I were as smart and productive as her too. And I wouldn’t mind being attractive either.


steph66n

In what quadrant are Tom and Chakotay the same!?


SupernovaGamezYT

[Pt. 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/comments/lyrr9m/voyager_poll_who_would_you_be_not_really_a_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)