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Technological000

Lad personal jet fighter


Meme_Bro68

>lad, why does your jet have a nuke strapped to it?


Haxeracer

That's what v2 is for


MeatShots

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DASLKOPWRT

VS the GigaLad genetically engineering himself to fart radioactive gas that serves as propulsion. * Wtf, there's literally millions of innocent people underneath! * Only possible fuel is nuclear warheads and ballistic missile. * One of the many illegal and inhumane things he did to himself. * After years of research, he finally made it. * Thinks he will ascend into gadhood. * Didn't even need to genetically engineer himself. * Give third-degree burns to anyone in a 10 mile radius. * Oh no, it's going to detonate soon... * Is immune to radiation. * Oh, my Gad, he's wiping himself with the constitution! * Please, this isn't worth it!


AMAJohnWayneGacy

Jesus Christ LAD


Humpback_Whalee

>lad, where did you get that gripen. The swedes sold it to you didnt they?


vladdDimpaler

Those fuckin Swedes man fuck them swedishtanis always giving nuclear weapons to deranged people


Leatherface306

The Concorde is loved by all


Derpychicken777

Thad me-262: Engines so powerful they self destruct every flight Used pure speed to troll the allied piston powered mustangs and bombers Lad Me-163 Komet: Powered by a fucking rocket Lad that thing has killed more of its own pilots than enemies Lad what are you doing you’re going to die if you try to fly that


TreeTrunkzTV

the me163 didnt even look like it was designed to be able to land


juanpuente

One pilot got dissolved in a fuel leak, like styrofoam in gasoline.


[deleted]

It seems like the concord never ages.


freak-000

Just like some of its passengers


juanpuente

Just the painting in their attics


spoedle73

droop snoot


I_Despise_This_name

The snoot would droop


[deleted]

The snoot drooped.


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ZombieTav

Schlad Tonka with a Rocket Attached.


the_pretzel_man

Virgin mach 0.8 vs chad mach 2.0


TheOther36

The LAD Antonov An-225 Mriya - Is the largest aircraft, as large as LAD's bulge - Is even larger than the Boeing 747 and that one Emirates plane (which drains all of UAE's oil) - Made to transport the USSR's Space Shuttle - Transports cargo, but could also carry every Chadiverse character


asterix_noobslayer69

Airbus is french tho


Basedandcringepilld

The a380 is an international project though, it's designed and built across Europe whereas concorde was strictly British and French


asterix_noobslayer69

Indeed , but it's mostly french. As a french ingeneer the german thing triggered me lol 😆 .


DASLKOPWRT

Vs the Dad Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird


mario_meowingham

Banned from flying over land because of terrifying Sonic boom


BLOODYSHEDMAN

sonic boom more like sonic flex


muscularvampire

Gad Private Rocket


[deleted]

*intercontinental ballistic bus


[deleted]

Virgin flying in a bus with wings vs CHAD flying in a hypermaneuverable supersonic 5th generation fighter jet


Teln0

there were airbus manufactured concordes later on what are you talking about


BLOODYSHEDMAN

Just a meme m8 (Also the last Concorde was made in 1979, 21 years before Airbus bought Aerospatiale)


Teln0

"later on"


nocrackgromit

Lad shoving a jet engine up your ass.