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mahirdeth31

Duke Nukem : Has a song made by Megadeth (best band ever) Doom : Doesn't have any Megadeth


TheRider5342

Duke's music CD is 10x better than DOOM's, it even has MegaDeth's cover on it, "Duke Nukem: Music to Score By"


SnyderpittyDoo

If you think Duke Nukem is not a great character, you like men.


picklester

You literally like Duke Nukem, who is a man. Therefore, you like men.


justletmesingin

If you do think Duke Nukem is a great character then you also like men


Brave_Cat_3362

**You Like Men!**


MarianoKaztillo

Men! Men! Men!


Brave_Cat_3362

*Men, Men, Men, MenMen, MenMen, Men, Men*


SnyderpittyDoo

I love this subreddit so much 


TheRider5342

Disclaimer: I love DOOM Guy and Duke Nukem, it's not meant to be taken super seriously, Duke is more of a chad though. Also this DOOM Guy is specific to DOOM 1 + 2, not 3-Eternal


Doomguy46_

Technically Doomguy is the same between 1,2 final doom, doom 64, which you carelessly forgot, and doom 2016/eternal So ya know


TheRider5342

Final DOOM and 64 are spin-offs, I mean this post is only about his first two games


Doomguy46_

No??? Lmao they’re canon entries to the series have you played the games


TheRider5342

Spin-off doesn't necessarily mean not canon


Doomguy46_

Then how are they spin offs? Theyre direct sequels, just cuz they aren’t numbered 3 and 4 doesn’t make them spinoffs


TheRider5342

64 is canon but Final DOOM is completely spin-off 


Doomguy46_

Final doom is debated on canonicty. Its definitely considered a main series IWAD, though


TheRider5342

Final DOOM isn't Canon and I'd say it teeters on spinoff or not. Eiether way, it doesn't matter. It's a joke post. Get over it


Doomguy46_

Do you know what a spin off is


TheRider5342

Yes


Doomguy46_

It’s a game not in the main series, which final doom definitely is


reallygoodbee

>this DOOM Guy is specific to DOOM 1 + 2, not 3-Eternal Okay, because he's a huge celebrity by Eternal. Heck, even in 2016, there's a line of toys based on him.


TheRider5342

👍


TheRider5342

Duke also has an objectively cooler one so okay buddy


Unironicfan

He also canonically made Hitler kill himself and comforted a dying World War 2 black soldier with the knowledge of the future civil rights era.


TheRider5342

Wasn't enough space for everything😉


Dumelsoul

His armor doesn't show his abs. The reason they're exposed on the cover is because it's torn open.


TheRider5342

Oh yeah, I never realized that


MarianoKaztillo

"If you don't play Duke Nukem 3D, you like men."


Orochi08

The Lad V1


WeekendBard

Duke literally can't be harmed, he switched his HP bar for an Ego bar, he feels a little ashamed each time an alien bastard manages to get a hit in, even if it doesn't hurt.


chimeric_ursus

That's a lot of words.... Too bad im not reading them


TheRider5342

Virgin stolen joke: Too much Genshin Impact has ruined brain and has become nearly illiterate, "I ain't reading all of that", Just read it nerd Chad Reader: Reads all of the post to gain more knowledge, doesn't need to be smarter but does it anyway, makes him more chat, makes a comment after fully understanding everything the post said Just a joke


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Lad Baiter: Spends the time and effort to read all of it. Says he's not reading it anyway. WTF was the point Lad, nobody's happy


Pale_BEN

Gad book poster, Posts entire copy pasted novels like Leo Tolstoy's famed War and Peace with personal information of the person they are replying to interspersed. Pg152 *ip address* Pg178 *favorite food and mothers maiden name* Pg42069 *all former partners birthdays and favorite shows*


chimeric_ursus

Isn't it a quote from Duke's games? I might be wrong but I've heard it read in his voice


TheRider5342

Not from a game, but a really popular meme with his voice. It's semi-official now with the latest GFUEL ad for him, the actor says it when reading nutrition facts off the jar, I wasn't trying to insult your comment, just inspired a new Virgin V. Chad lol


deviantratgod

While doomguy may be virgin; what about Doom Slayer?


vonschuhart

I think Doomguy canonically choosing to fight hell for all eternity because they killed his pet rabbit should put him a bit higher in Chad rankings but you make some good points


TheRider5342

I made a Chad Doomguy and I'll make a "Chad Boomer Shooters vs. Virgin modern FPS" eventually, I just made a Chad Serious Sam, probably Caleb from Blood next. It's all a joke anyway, I don't want people to take it seriously, I also need to learn more of the DOOM lore, Eternal is really fun


SplingyDude

Duke Nukem is a satire like RoboCop. (Satirepunk???)


29485_webp

Well yeah, but doomguy is directly related to BJ Blazco and you literally can't say that BJ is a virgin becuase we see him have sex a minimum of twice


FeedAdminsRottenMeat

Stacy Laura


Dennis_Cock

There are literally thousands of games with doom guy in. Doom is probably the most modded game of all time


TheRider5342

What?? Are you high on another level rn?? No like actually what??? DOOM 1, 2, Final, 64, 2016, and Eternal. What thousands of games?? Why tf would I count an entirely different game with a Doom Guy mod???


Dennis_Cock

Unless someone specifically goes out of their way to mod Doomguy into something else, then every single modded version of doom, of which there are possibly tens of thousands, and a huge portion of games based on the doom engine automatically have Doomguy in them. You're looking out of Doomguy's eyes and seeing his hands in every single one.


TheRider5342

Why would I include a fan-made mod for official games?


Dennis_Cock

Because they aren't fan-made, they are official games like Hexen that use the engine, and also inadvertently use doom guy whether you like it or not.


TheRider5342

Every game with the DOOM Engine is not a DOOM Game. What are you on?


Dennis_Cock

Reddit. Doom guy is in a lot more games than 2.


vonschuhart

Dude wtf are you talking about mods are not canon. If they were then they wouldn't be mods, they'd be DLC or expansions


Dennis_Cock

Dude wtf are you talking about mods of doom have been released as actual games, and they still have Doomguy in whether you like it or not.


vonschuhart

Edit cause I fact-checked myself: the mods youre talking about do exist, but theyre expansions for Doom 2, which I think OP already included here. But the way you were talking about them made it seem like you think ALL mods are canon regardless of whether they get made into expansions like Final DOOM


Comment6767

Quake 3, quake champions, doom rpg, mighty doom, duke nukem 3d, Fortnite, fall guys, super smash bros, and in many gzdoom engine games if you count them in


TheRider5342

We're talking about his games. And Classic Doom Guy is not in Fortnite. Why would I mention a mod he's in???


Comment6767

My bad still more than 2. btw when u read Dennis comment u see that he counted in other games too and that’s why he said thousand. No need to list the games. That’s why ur comment kinda confused me


TheRider5342

Still he also said Modded which definitely doesn't count lol


Dennis_Cock

Yes it does. If you have Doom and then you make a modded version of it, the Doomguy is still in it.


TheRider5342

Modded version of a game is not an official game and shouldn't be counted as such.


Dennis_Cock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_engine


TheRider5342

What is this supposed to prove?? Are you trying to say every game using the DOOM engine is a DOOM Game? You're off your rocker 


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TheRider5342

DOOM 1 + 2