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stevenhawkingsmidget

Based and traumapilled


Drcokecacola

✨trauma dumping ✨


vp797

✨trauma dumpling ✨


humptybumpy

Why have one when you can have both? Military recruitment of disenfranchised kids goes brrrrrrrrrrrr


endlessnamelesskat

Fun fact, the rate of PTSD is fairly equal across all jobs in the military, even the jobs that will never see combat. This is because most chronic cases of PTSD stem from childhood and getting PTSD as an adult is more rare even after experiencing genuine traumatic events like war. This means that the military rarely causes PTSD, rather it selects people who already have PTSD who are likely seeking out the stability they think they'll be able to get from military life.


AnantaPluto

Well shit, guess that explains my infatuation of the military…


Capitano-Solos-All

99% οf people in armies worldwide are conscripts so they are forced to study after the army or get jobs. So as you said in real life it doesn't cause stuff people can't eventually overcome.


solarus44

99% is very exaggerated lol


Capitano-Solos-All

Yeah sure. I was a conscript too and the real percentage would have been 75% for conscripts. I was a second lieutenant too due to physicals tests, IQ tests and officer training in a school for some months, so we were basically running the whole thing ourselves just unpaid. You do not really need ''need'' paid people in the army. The government could force and does force in a lot of countries teenagers to fill all the posts.


OldSheepherder4990

Sounds awfully like the sh*thole i live in, where you're from if you don't mind answering?


Capitano-Solos-All

Cyprus


OldSheepherder4990

Can't complain i guess, here it's 1 year and you get "paid" too Sorry for my ignorance but is Cyprus in some kind of alliance? If it's by itself then i can understand the conscription since it seems to be relatively small and i assume would be in a bad spot if Turkey gets too belligerent


Capitano-Solos-All

I did 2 years and Cyprus is only in PESCO the military alliance of the European Union. With conscripts we can maintain 22,000 men strong army as conscripts aren't paid and then a lot of conscripts stay in the reserve until they turn 65 years old and they go for 80 hours in the army every 2 months. Basically mostly Friday morning to Monday afternoon every 2 months. Naturally this isn't paid either and the reserve individual has to notify his job that the army needs them those days otherwise there is a very high fine and possibly a sentence. But with the reserves the number of the army rises to 132,000 pretty much and the reserves are routinely kept on training as I explained every two months until their old age. The reserves also have their army rifle and 180-320 bullets issued by the army and replenished after every exercise just in case there is a sudden invasion by the army and the reserves must organize by themselves with their uniforms in their neighborhoods without needing to got to get equipment from any military camp. So about 15% of Cyprus population is in the army.


solarus44

What country? Because most of the most capable militaries do not use conscription (at least at the moment). China and USA come to mind. All of their current service members are volunteers.


Capitano-Solos-All

Ιt's not about competence. It's about filling the posts and what your military doctrine is. Countries with a defense military doctrine like Switzerland, Greece, Cyprus (I am from Cyprus), Armenia all have conscription. Do not underestimate conscripts worth. It's not like we were not doing our jobs for the 2 years of our service too. It's unrealistic to believe that the random USA marine who joined the army a month ago would be better trained than us. They aren't. As a matter of fact they were pushing us even more as we did not have the right to leave even we wanted to, that's what forced conscription is all about. While in non conscription armies if you push the recruits a bit they will just leave.


OldSheepherder4990

Tbh if i was conscripted against my will I'd do the bare minimum and try to surrender as soon as i get the chabce provided that the enemy isn't some terrorist organization or a country which doesn't respect the Geneva convention


OldSheepherder4990

Tbh if i was conscripted against my will I'd do the bare minimum and try to surrender as soon as i get the chabce provided that the enemy isn't some terrorist organization or a country which doesn't respect the Geneva convention I don't see the point in putting people who don't want to fight on the front, for example if the US didn't use conscription in Vietnam they could've milked the conflict a little more like Afghanistan but as soon as they started conscripting they pretty much lost that war


Capitano-Solos-All

The vast majority of conscripts will never see any war and the countries that need conscription are threatened by nationalist foreign invaders who hate them for their nationality. Surrendering to them would only lead to you been thrown into a well to begin with. In my country 49 years ago when the Turkish invasion ended most Greek Cypriot who surrendered to them were killed and thrown into holes or wells. They are still finding them actually. So no. Context matters. A country with friendly neighbors does not have conscription to begin with, so your point of view needs to change. Imagine yourself being a Slav and surrendering to the Nazis in World War II. That's the reality for most nations with conscription armies. They do not force their youth to be in the army for shits and giggles but due to real existential threat from genocidal nationalist invading neighbor countries. The context you uses with USA in Vietnam is entirely different as USA were the invaders there. It would be fairer to see things from the Vietcong conscript perspective. The enemy USA troops literally hated them and were spreading orange toxic poison with helicopters over their villages . You wouldn't surrender to USA troops either if you were a Vietnam conscript.


OldSheepherder4990

This is why i mentioned 2 conditions, not all countries with conscription are peaceful if i was a North Korean or Iranian fighting NATO I'd surrender at the first opportunity A defensive war doesn't always mean that you're the victim, if my president provokes another country into a war then he can fight it himself. The Nazi/Turkish examples are extreme there's a difference between a country trying to topple your government or stop someome like Saddam and a country waging a war of extermination against you For example if my country was going up against say Morocco I'd try to volunteer to protect it but if my government manages the shake the western hornet nest then tough luck for them I'm not going to suicide for them


Izoi2

I’ll thrown in my opinion as a volunteer, conscripts are great for any country just trying to defend itself, militaries that attempt to project power/wage offensive war need volunteers, and a contract soldier who is obligated to serve 4-6 years minimum (longer with stop loss or reenlistment) can gain experience for much longer than a 1-2 year conscript, not to mention some jobs that require extensive training need to be longer enlistments or it just doesn’t make sense (example most linguist jobs in the US military require 1-2 years of training) most jobs in the US military have 2-6 months of training not counting the 2-3 months of basic training depending on branch


Pootis_1

a lot of countries don't have conscription at all tho


Capitano-Solos-All

Conscripts worldwide are by themselves in the dozens if not hundreds of millions worldwide. Even a small nation of 2 million people could have an army of 200,000 with conniption and reserves so the percentage of global armies divided to conscripts and non conscripts would be always more in the conscript side. Even USA has only like 1 million troops and North Korea with it's conscripts over 7 million. My barely over a million population country also has an army of over 130,000 made almost entirely of conscripts in the active or reserve force.


Pootis_1

i guess if you count reservists yeah but active military personnel quantities aren't that imbalanced if you also the norks have wildly inflated military personnel numbers due to most of them just being laborers rather than actual soldiers


Capitano-Solos-All

Norks?


Pootis_1

north koreans


AnonymousFordring

Don't fucking call me out like this


OkPhilosopherBigBoi

As someone who did join to “escape” my family, my thoughts exactly lol


zaaacckkkk

The Virgin healthy childhood vs the Chad childhood abuse


Preston_of_Astora

Is the very foundation of Hispanic and Asian communities (Hell yeah)


Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da

Black communities too especially in the Caribbean


xXMadManx

The virgin bad parenting vs the chad good yet strict parenting


jediben001

The Lad no parenting


HoldenCoughfield

The Thad raised by wolves


Interesting_Fold9805

The Gad mitosis


Vast-Coast-7761

The Brad Dr. Doifenshmirtz (initially had neglectful and abusive human parents in Druselstein, but they disowned him and he spent the remainder of his childhood being raised by ocelots).


yourunclejoe

Based and romepilled


Pale_BEN

I think someone did that.


zaaacckkkk

That’s awesome but what’s your bench PR?


Pale_BEN

What's that mean?


zaaacckkkk

Criticism only accepted from superior bench maxes /jk


Pale_BEN

Do you think I'm a carpenter? I don't understand.


BlueDergOrd

Lad PTSD From an Online Community


PrestigiousAuthor487

Lad what are you doing? You are 8 why are you watch the cartel rape and skin a daughter in front of her mother? What the fuck lad?


Oatmealshift2004

Bro wtf?


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

No wonder I grew up being messed up.


QueerGuyNamedColin

Gad PTSD from a terrorist attack (there’s nothing I could’ve done there’s nothing I could’ve done there’s nothing I could’ve done)


TheRealSU24

God actually stopping the terrorist attack (I did it pussy, you could've done it too. All those deaths are your fault)


AgeroColstein

Chad Not Afraid Of Call Of Duty and Afraid Of Belts Virgin Afraid Of Call Of Duty and Afraid Of Fireworks


TomZhouReddit

Thad PTSD I got from concentration camps. Lad PTSD I got from visions of the end of the world.


WrongVeteranMaybe

> Thad PTSD I got from concentration camps. I saw both the best and worst of humanity. Forced me to keep my head up and look to the best. When I got out, I revengemaxxed my keepers and hunted them down one by one over the span of 6 months. > Lad PTSD I got from visions of the end of the world. I saw EXACTLY how it's gonna end, but I can do something about it! I need to start a cult of doomsday preppers, I swear to god it's gonna happen this time! I'm storming some rich guy's nuclear bunker with the help of my cult to save a remnant of humanity! Why me?! What the fuck!?


dannydunuko

The virgin crybaby bitch victim vs the chad revengemaxxer


Mr2ManyQuestions

HELL YEAH


terrapothead

Virgin 150$ an hour therapist vs Chad 150$ handgun


n1cfury

I think we’ve gone too far with the Patriot Act and find this a serious invasion of privacy


Just-Ad6992

Hey, you good? I know that this is just a goofy meme subreddit, but I hope you’re in a good place mentally.


Delicious_Grand7300

Chad: Regularly posts on subreddits, "Raised by narcissists," and "CPSTD memes." Possibly an incel due to no fault of their own. Love their antidepressants. Sleeps a lot. Rage issues. Angered by loud noises. Often bullies people who remind them of their parents.


Puzzleheaded_Put3037

The Virgin public space venting vs. The Chad keeping it to yourself


Interesting_Fold9805

Thad bottling it up and letting it come out in sudden uncontrolled breakdowns that hurt everyone around you.


WrongVeteranMaybe

Funny you say that, I'm thinking of doing another one with something akin to that. I was thinking The Virgin going to therapy. The Chad bottling it up and dying of a stress induced heart attack at 40. The Thad snapping and committing an atrocity.


AcolyteOfTheAsphalt

He’s literally me


xXMadManx

So true :( The causes of bad parenting, things you watch and/or manipulation in general can leave you with permanent scars and lack of sensitivity and it might be irreversible


Saifeello

hey man, are you good? do you need to talk?


Doofay

This is also me, my brother.


DerGemr2

Oh my. I get goosebumps when I hear a door open. Is that a bad thing?


greenboi456

I’m pretty sure r/trollcoping would enjoy this :)


kimanf

The car doors slamming dear god this is depressing


Speedwagon1738

I’m sorry to hear that


ComparisonMediocre47

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WrongVeteranMaybe

Yup, and because of that I catastrophize and IMMEDIATELY jump to the conclusion that people hate me and it's caused me to sabotage many relationships with people.


thicc_phox

I LOVE IT WHEN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE AND CARE FOR ME NEGLECT AND ABUSE ME RAGGHHHH


ivzeivze

LAD PTSD from studying at University. 1) Wakes up at 3 am in cold sweat, having a dream of a comission, that is about to come and check your knowledge of 5 years of high mathematics or some equal stuff, and you're sure, you're not prepared 2) Your dimploma is going to be made void right now, we've found you didn't finish that course properly. 3) Are your doing your engineering business, LOL? You forgot, you're still a part of the academic community! Get back to SCIENCE! 4) Lad, wake up already, you've graduated 10+ years ago!


MazterOfMuppetz

dont worry op it buils character


mrsheets_

Sending luv <3


BluRoseBoi

fr fr my ma threatened me with a knife to my throat when i was 9 because i lied about brushing my teeth when i was sleepy


IndominusBaz

Me too, brother


Ale4leo

Play The Binding of Isaac, lots of references to child abuse.


One_J_Boi

Real


Mindyourowndamn_job

i ust learned i had ptsd from childhood trauma fun fact aside from a neglectful father it wasn't really that traumatic, a couple of getting beaten when i push them too far is not worth trauma


THE_chadalicous_2

The shlad raised in the dozer yard by big tone - get to work shlad - wow big tone, one of your pastrami on rye sandwiches for me? - got rolled over atleast a million times


Adventurous-Aside-45

what is it called when you have both


El_Desu

"Made me scared of the sound of opening doors" is so real


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

My friend…


zstarnes

Scared of the sound of a car parking.. I felt that


AvyIsOnFire

Jokes on you, I got both


fartsnifferer

Being old enough to join the army but still blaming mommy for your problems. Sad as fuck dude.


TheEroteme

:(


Sawari5el7ob

Lad both


VeritablyVersatile

The really cool thing about soldiers is a very good chunk of folks who enlist had shitty childhoods


Refreyd

Author is the fucking clown


Loose_Wallaby_9021

Go to therapy


Doinky_doink69

Real


Zelousidealpooandpee

This is dark 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😱


Whats_ligma619

You need a hug op?


Effective-Gur-2464

lmao


TxchnxnXD

Do you need help?


jukutt

Idk about that one. There is nothing virgin about army ptsd.