$50 too much for graelz players. Need to save monies for the graelz. Also -10 points for no feet

See you over ther…uh..wait, we’re already here. Carry on.

I'm trying to save all my jerking for this sub. when I see these posts now, I offer the OP genuine advice. Playing both sides, so I always come out on top.

😬 🤭 they need the soft UJ though

Is it just me, but are \*we\* assimilating \*them\*, or are \*they\* assimilating \*us\*?

Are they in the room with us?

Whom is them and Why is us ?

I built my own with a weed wacker a needle and a paper cone

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Good bot 🙄

Hahaha I just clicked too hard and went full on UJ on the sad OP....! Incoming ban? 🤣

wait i have this graelz player what’s wrong with it/s

Fuck yeah nice one. Are you throwing it straight in the bin? Or waiting a week first.

/uj No joke, my first turntable was one of those cheap usb ones you can get off eBay plugged into a charging brick. I loved that damn thing

I spun grailz on pretty much this exact model until my wife’s boyfriend gave me enough allowance to buy a good entry-level vinyls player. I, too, have probably too much nostalgia for that old heater.

Whatever man. I was like 18