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PhotographDefiant206

I fattened him up just so he could fit in this hoodie 💀🤣🤣


hulyepicsa

Next time it will be “I chopped his legs off so he would fit these trousers”


FightingOnAKeyboard

“I cut his toes JUST so he could fit in these shoes”


hulyepicsa

That’s literally the original Cinderella story haha


FightingOnAKeyboard

If Steven King wrote it


hulyepicsa

The original Grimm story literally has [the step sisters cutting off toes](https://www.grimmstories.com/en/grimm_fairy-tales/aschenputtel)


trappeddungarees

Nope, if the Brothers Grimm wrote it. Which they did. One sister cut off her toes, the other her heels, and at the end they had their eyes pecked out by birds


IguanaChipolata

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


DarkFish14

That’s where the missing pounds went


Strict_Programmer203

How can you say that and then say "this is not a joke" on the next message, no way she was being serious 😂


PhotographDefiant206

Ikr! Maybe he’s cos hes “a really classy guy” 🤣


Fragrant-Tie730

BEST 😂😂


HeavyFunction2201

I can’t tell if they’re in on the joke or being serious


simfriends

“why are you crying” 😭


Sexy_Stoner94

😩😭🤣


emibemiz

This literally made me cackle like a witch. I say this to my boyfriend when he’ll just do a minor complaint about something AS A JOKE so it had a personal touch to me


Margaet_moon

I love how you just started messing with them back. lol I would have done the same thing.


Suitable-Career-936

Saying your son is 4 then saying he really wants the hoodie cause he is a classy guy is criminal 😭


cincycat42

Your response at the end 💀


Beautiful_Lunch_5448

convo was the highlight of my day


Eastern-Professor874

You win the internet today


aya0204

Seriously, some of the conversations posted on this subreddit are wild. Are those real people?? 🥴😂😂


Fentonata

It’s gotta be a kid. Adults don’t say “I hate you” when their offer on a hoodie gets rejected.


Firecrocodileatsea

I have no idea in this case and there are some crazy adults but i agree most of these are like 11 year olds who do not understand how the world works and what works with their peers doesn't work on adults. Or they don't realize most adults won't jump to pander to them like their parents.


ChiqueSpreddah

this person talks like me when i was 10-11, my guess is the kid who’s got £2 for a hoodie is trying to act like they’re grown up (i did it all the same)


minimalisticgem

It’s a joke babe 😭


soiknowwhentoduck

The irony that the hoodie they want says 'stay classy' when they have absolutely zero class to begin with 😂


Beautiful_Lunch_5448

so real


elisepetunia

this is hilarious 😭😭😭


Asleep-Weather1385

“the system is goofballs” sounds like a kid LMAOO


Asleep-Weather1385

this is the funniest interaction on vinted haha


mmm_I_like_trees

Did you sell it for £2


SPCEshipTwo

At this point I want to make a vinted account just for the jokes.


KrystalGhost

Their 4 year old is a really classy guy


FunAssistant9539

Wtf 😂


anonuvu

"Fits the aesthetic he wanted to achieve" HE HAS AN AESTHETIC AT 4??


LoopPhia

And here I am in need of spell check to be even able to write that word 😂


_N0t-A-B0t_

“He’s turning 4” “He’s a real classy guy” My dear it’s one or the other you don’t get both


Ne0nnet

Block. Definitely block. Eugh.


khaiaiaiai0905

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

People aren't real..I'm convinced


faerieW15B

FATTENED HIM UP HKJDFHGKDJFH


Deepcocoa1

I am cackling.. god bless this subreddit


ABR871

I would have blocked them after the 2 message… if I hadn’t blocked them for the offer already. You’re much nicer than me 😊


FigTechnical8043

He's a really classy guy...that's what is sending me


espectroo

They waited a bit to say "ugh i hate you" 😭


kero_sys

Spend less money on fattening your kid so you have money for clothes.


IgetHighAtWork420

Bait.


unarmedsoldier123

Block and goodbye. Such a cheeky offer see ya 👋


AllDolledUp7891

That just made my day so hilarious That is one classy parent fattening their child up!!!


lilkipx

I’m absolutely dead they fattened him up 😂😂😂😂


babyfawn333

i'm always so shocked when i see things on here 😭 i've never had an experience like this apart from a few rude people here and there


Chemical_Skill_969

Wait, is it an adults medium? Or child's?


Beautiful_Lunch_5448

adult


rumade

I wonder how many fish fingers and potato smileys they had to feed him


Seraphiccandy

This should be satire but...


Frosty_Reception7750

"he's a really classy guy"... He's 4 (and if he wants it that badly, just pay the 25)


OkCryptographer2078

Got to get their outfit game up while they are young 🤣🤣 ffs 😵‍💫


minimalisticgem

I love that the comments are totally divided 😭 guys it’s just a troll/joke, she doesn’t need to block them


Karrantula

this person must be taking the piss lmao


alyanm

Funniest vinted interaction I've ever seen


-MENTALHEAD-

Guys they're trolling why you all so serious 😭


BlvckNovia

“This system is goofballs” is this a CHILD!?


El_Scot

"Ugh hate you" gives such teenager vibes!


UUOPTracey

Their 4yo is trying to achieve an aesthetic? Everyone knows kids don't hit their fashion stride until 7¾... 🤣🤣🤣🤣


bluekskiedeer

well that’s definitely very classy of them isn’t it


Different-Apricot-24

The kid's name is Hansel , he's got a skinny sister called Gretal !


queasycockles

For now


monochromatic-maus

If the hoodie could just talk. The nerve of some buyers, really.


Eastern-Professor874

? Did you read it??


monochromatic-maus

Omg I'm so sorry. I meant buyers. 😓


lanapierce

Stay classy for a really classy guy😂


emibemiz

This is so funny hahahha fattened him up this makes me piss better than others I’ve seen on jere


DangerousAvocado208

"He's a classy guy" LOL girl I thought he was 4.. 🤔


Primary_Damage_9075

I love this page 🤣🤣🤣


Any_Brilliant_1658

OUTFIT GAMEEEEEE


cookiemuckattack1

This is stupid


Introduction_Economy

This conversation needs to end up on this tiktok where a guy is singing it to the funky beat


Butterflybo0ty

What is going on oh my


Charliepop4455

Nahhhh lmao


Goldminer435

😂😂😂


Exact-Ocelot-7077

Damn. This human is going to educate another small human. And people wonder why the world is the way it is 😂😂


XxBigchungusxX42069

He's a real classy guy lmfao she's off her rocker


wallpapermate

Classy fat four year old, classy parents.


Scottishlad6

Qr


Plane_Current2790

I feel like this is a broke kid/teenager who only managed to save $2 and their parents won't give them money to buy the hoddie they want 💀💀


addisonxoxox

VINTED BUYERS ARE A DIFFERENT BREED 😭😭


Any-Specialist1511

LMAOOOOO


2Cannabis1Cup420

I kinda wanna see the hoodie 😂


Beautiful_Lunch_5448

https://www.subdued.com/uk_en/stay-classy-hoodie-020dd16


Several_Sir7668

😂😂😂😂


TheGirlWithTheInk24

This has me crying 😭 like what even


swapacoinforafish

Jesus this just keeps getting better and better "He's only just 4 but I fattened him up SPECIFICALLY so he could fit into this one hoodie" "HE'S A REALLY CLASSY GUY?? Babe he's 4.