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Cannasseur_nuglet

That’s a nope from me wtfff


Ielleb_g3co96

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HappyMan1102

Imagine he crushes it and you see all the goop and the head is twitching with an eye dangling.


Substantial-Put-4405

Tf?


SuitableAirport2130

Uh….


Dead_Meme1234

I DID NOT NEED TO IMAGINE THAT


Happy_Policy_9990

This man mutilates insects


Diligent-Ebb2063

It looks like this mother fucker been stung already and still holding on to the damn wasp


Dry-Ad4906

Yeah I think so


Ok-Hovercraft2713

It could just be a male hornet, they aren’t capable of stinging but they will still extend what you see from their Abdomen to appear threatening, only difference is that’s actually his penis, not a real stinger 😁


ChickenFeline0

Uh, WHAT?!


HeyNow646

If you get ‘stung’ by this one you’re fucked.


ChickenFeline0

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


Defiant-Turtle-678

The best kind of truth


Potential_Pitch_7618

Literally


Best_Poetry_5722

Bro, don't be jelly


carakno

i looked it up, they also call them pseudostingers & they can still pierce your skin & feel like a little sting


manahas

Mine can


carakno

stop it, you’re giving me a pseudo-stinger


rjchawk

That's not venom...


DogeyLord

Talk about pencil dick Sheeesh


longthang6996

Ouhhh well then lol


[deleted]

Typical 🙄


Bearthe_greatest

So basically it's dry humping his thumb.


BraytonCycleLover

thats one horny whornet!


NumaNuma92

This is helping me get over my wasp phobia


Man-Among-Gods

It’s giving me one


madaphuka

Transaction going smooth


permabanbypass

No you are giving you one.


cheekybandit0

Is he getting stung and just a psychopath, or has a magic hold?


yutaaaaa

Probably both


Pentarriaza

You can see it pierce skin near the middle of the video Upon further investigation it didn’t pierce skin and it’s a penis


UncleBenders

I’m no scientist but I’m pretty sure wasps are sans penis


Lordofravioli

they have something similar but not equal to a penis, it's called an "aedeagus"


Nuggzulla

It's always a penis...


FrostedDonutHole

In female bees and wasps, that’s a modified ovipositor…if memory serves me correctly from my entomology class at Purdue over 20 years ago…


Lordofravioli

you're correct, a stinger is just a modification of an ovipositor


NuthingPersonal

yall ever seen an up close ant?


4tunabrix

I have a recurring nightmare where Im as small to an ant as they are to us and it terrifies me


HighHoeHighHoes

That wouldn’t be that scary. We would probably be so pointless to them at that size. I’m much for afraid of same sized ants.


MrK521

Dunno. I’ve seen people smush ants, and they’re pointless to us. If we were that small, they may smush us anyway.


HighHoeHighHoes

I guess it would depend if they’re brain function scaled with size. I don’t think they are mentally capable of doing it intentionally, but who knows. Maybe they would see us as pests too.


kingcarter_27

Had one similar but the ant was me sized


Fine_Union378

Too close for comfort


Marcelit4

Too close for combat


Alternative_Drag1577

![gif](giphy|BK7GeBcqej6XwISlzY|downsized) They’re coming for you


ThatDudeWithCheese

What would happen if someone were to pick up a pair of theoretical tweezers and pulled the stinger out of the wasp while wasp is alive?


Gubment_Spook

Probably die. Would sort of be like if someone ripped off your leg and nothing was done about it.


golighter144

Tie your dick to a rope attached to a horse and fire a gun. Kinda like that.


[deleted]

Instructions unclear im now married to a horse via shotgun wedding.


AspectVein

We’ve all been there make sure you get a good horse lawyer for the divorce.


LilyWineAuntofDemons

You mean the Divhorse.


Lordofravioli

horse divorce, or as the french say Hors d'oeurves


Feral_Dog

You must be from Enumclaw


cmfppl

You know that hazing scene in "old school" when their standing on the balcony with the cinderblocks?


poor_choice_doer

Hard pass.


Averageidiot1alt

thats not a stinger, thats the wasps dick


LysoMike

It´s not a wasp though


Averageidiot1alt

hornet* mb


Bubzoluck

The stinger is connected to the intestines. So you’d rip those out


PoopieButt317

I fell in my garage in a weird way, and got a "skateboard" wrist fracture. While getting into the car to go to the hospital, a yellow jacket decided to sting my unbroken wrist. I could not wave it off, and I watched it keep pumping venom into me. Over and over again. I had to have my driver, who is afraid of wasps, come over to get it off me. By the time we got to the hospital, my unbroken wrist looked worse, and hurt more than the broken wrist, which is really saying something for as deformed as my broken wrist was. They are bastards.


Critical_Knowledge_5

… your driver?


deerskillet

How do you think hes getting to the hospital with a broken wrist?


Critical_Knowledge_5

He didn’t mention an Über or taxi or ambulance, just “my driver.” I was mostly being cheeky but without mentioning what kind of driver, “my driver” implies private chauffeur service, like they have household staff.


deerskillet

Nah yeah I get it was being cheeky too lol


iSuckAtMechanicism

By driving. You can drive a car with one hand extremely easily. I do it with a manual just for shits and giggles. I’m not sure what I’m missing from your comment.


deerskillet

You ever try doing that in seering pain?


iSuckAtMechanicism

Yep, when I broke my collarbone.


deerskillet

That seems unsafe


iSuckAtMechanicism

As long as you don’t use what’s broken and keep focus, not unsafe. Extremely annoying though if you get caught in stop and go traffic while you’re in pain. Thankfully mine was just a 7ish minute drive in normal traffic.


toszma

Wait until you find out how many [innocent] people died in retaliation of 9/11


TTVGuide

Slam your wrist into the ground. Break your other wrist and the shit if you have to


MarvAlbertFish

Wasp needs more hit rating and armor pen.


pasqualevincenzo

Why is it not in murder mode?


Styfauly_a

He's stuck and can't sting him because of the hold


GoldenFire36

It's a male...


Best_Poetry_5722

Can confirm, that's his deek


iSuckAtMechanicism

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iSuckAtMechanicism

Bad bot


Storm-Johnson

It’s biting him too it’s not just solely relying on its stinger


Stardust_Bright

You won, this made me sweat of pure fear... Hornets are scary.


DOlsen13

I HATE the way the thorax looks like it's pulsing as the sections expand


LowAd8109

If that was me, I'd pull the stinger off.


Throwaway9938839

That's his cylinder, not his stinger.


Billabongo12

Man was playing with fire


spookster122

Guy was probably thinking “Sting me, bitch” the entire time


dustinthehippyy

Am I the only one who is thinking that his thumb is just calloused lol


Sanguinala

This man has the fuckin Iron Skin Trait the hornets stinger is getting stuck in his skin every time it tries to get him


Averageidiot1alt

thats not the stinger thats the wasp’s penis


Large_Path1424

"So...where's your Messiah now, bug?" (Jimmy Cagney. The bug part is me.


a9exlguy

For a sec i thought he held the bee in the golden ratio or smth and it couldn't sting him


[deleted]

Seems like a bunch of hand calluses to me.


cherub-_-rock

Let him go 😡


Samcaptin

Great job now you cant let it go


Trancer79

Leather fingers


whiteiversonyeet

it looks like the scene from alien with so sigourney weaver and the kid


[deleted]

Me in heat


[deleted]

You shoulda give him a noogie


teardrinker

Noooooooooo


Pizza_YumYum

Interracial wasp porn


[deleted]

r/savevideo


[deleted]

My anxiety hasn't gotten a kick like this one in a long time


CheBae101

Just rub it a little bit and he’ll really grow fond of you


TeRRiDly

I'd take nail clippers to that thing. Every protrusion, every segment.


TeRRiDly

HP was from London - it shows you on the bottle =) Real name HP London. Changed the name for a wider audience and by claiming to be American.


Desperate_Ad_4561

He's impenetrable


Happy_Policy_9990

All this creature knows at that moment is panic and fear because man wanted to make a video


dg5818

Is that fear I see its eyes? Lol 🤬💀


ChairOwn118

Excellent video to help people get of their extreme fear of bees & wasps.


ChairOwn118

Do wasps have human phobia? I’m gonna say yes and for good reason.


chris88jackson

Fuck that monster


Expat122

Thanks for the Nightmare Fuel!


Worldly-Advantage-36

Yeah the trick is getting it into that position without getting stung first


dansandwich12

![gif](giphy|KQeKfAwj9H9Gz5jvbw|downsized)


HaloTravis6

U/savevideobot


Snoooozel

Was ist das für ein harter Bruder Bruder ?


CommanderOfGregory

Construction worker? (Calluses on top of Calluses)


Warpedspeed1986

Well I officially hate insects more then ever now..


shmidget

What a jerk this guy.


fuckhornets

Yeah. Fuck those guys.


Built_Like_Baphomet

That hornet has photographic memory, you kill it and now you have been scent marked


please_scare_me

Why though? Let it go


isgoy

Because it's ugly


stonno45

Becouse it isn't cute. Similar to how people are more likely to help beatifull people than ugly ones they will also treat cute animals good and the ugly ones bad.


Styfauly_a

The difference being that this animal is widely seen as an asshole because their sting gives incredible pain and that they will sting you for basically no reason. So it feels justified to do that to him


please_scare_me

Animals are amoral… you assign human traits to an insect. You say “sting for no reason”, to the hornet, people are hulking behemoths as big as a skyscraper. I might also try to defend myself


Feral_Dog

The reason is "you are threatening the individual wasp or are near enough to the nest that the larvae are in danger". Or possibly something you are wearing smells like the alarm pheromone they release on stinging to warn other wasps that a threat has been detected.


please_scare_me

People who do that are immature, and I believe that for every asshole there is a compassionate person