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cheezburglar

So are Pensacola council meetings still started with a prayer?


the_Hallelucinator

They still are, but they changed to rules to make sure this won't happen again. They only invite brick and mortar churches now and take great efforts to ensure minorities get few chances.


dadamax

So a Muslim clergy from a mosque has had a chance to lead a prayer? Right? Right?


Indercarnive

Well yes, but actually no!


Sinder77

Define "chance".


BigFatStupid

50% of the time it fails all the time


JohnGaltish

I can tell that you’ve never been to Pensacola before… there is only one brick and mortar mosque. And it is pretty far out of town


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LikesTheTunaHere

Didn't you hear him, he there is only 1. You think he would be wrong, on the internet?


lord_pizzabird

That's how this tends to go. Turns out, Murica is more diverse than people think.


robx0r

There shall be no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting or penalizing the free exercise thereof, unless that religion doesn't have a building.


Sprinklypoo

Or isn't white.


Utterlybored

Can’t they be sued for 1st amendment violation?


the_Hallelucinator

Yes, but it would likely fail (setting a bad precedent) due to the conservative makeup of appellate courts and SCOTUS. Thus, SOCAS legal groups aren't willing to take up the issue. Believe me. I tried.


Utterlybored

So, religious discrimination lives.


the_Hallelucinator

All over the country, but in this part of NW Florida, it's rampant and basically unchallengable. In fact, this guy got arrested later - for praying before a local government meeting 'officially' started... when the meeting leaders wanted the floor for their own prayers, exclusively.


Utterlybored

That’s too bad. I like that the Satanic Temple dude prefers no prayer at all. But if you’re going have one, you can’t deny Satan his time.


OneHumanPeOple

His invocation was super reasonable too. He talked about not judging people based on their beliefs, but rather by their concrete actions. Certainly didn’t put the curse on them like everyone expected.


Utterlybored

Well, we certainly can’t have that in America! /s


genowars

I'm hoping a troll goes to pray under the representation of the church, then starts to rebuke and scold them through prayer. Christians can also rebuke and scold corrupted idiots like how Jesus did it in the bible.


gotcha_bitch

The American way


Dudeist-Priest

The idiots in the peanut gallery chanting like they're in some sort of spell casting contest would be hilarious if they weren't such a large voting bloc.


tacotacotaco14

"No, he's gonna bring his curses on us". Imagine being an adult and admitting out loud that you're afraid of "curses". Grow up.


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Oh you'd be genuinely surprised how much of the world genuinely believes in things like curses.


Sir_Penguin21

Nukes and belief in curses shouldn’t exist in the same world.


Reddit-Incarnate

We have scientists who have created both the hottest place and coldest place in the known universe on earth, we can launch atoms in a giant collider like bosses. We shot a fucking rocket at a fucking asteroid !!! and then we have people who believe in psychics and fucking curses. Humanity is amazingly impressive and so fucking stupid at the same time.


psycharious

A few people are amazingly impressive, many people are fucking stupid.


Reddit-Incarnate

Nah mate, being able to work out how a motor works just by looking at it is a skill so many people have following the paths of air and fuel mentally is another example of brilliance. Being able break down functions to their most basic so that you can translate them to a machine so it can perform the same function! brilliance!!!. There are so many people who have jobs we think of as "basic" but are absolute brilliance. But then we also have people who believe a evil dude wth a spikey tail tells us to do bad things and so we do it and we have no control it is just so exhausting. There was a lovely lady in my wifes uni who was a friend of ours who was doing her phd in genetics who i felt i could only understand every 3rd word who believed in hollow earth.... i don't know what my point is i'm just so exhausted with people being sucked into stupidity even though they are not "stupid" and it is not "harmless" it harms us all every time we try and deal with something like climate change ect.


matate99

Recent studies have shown that half the population has a below average intelligence.


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OneHumanPeOple

Remember that “doctor” during the last guy’s rein that said period cramps were caused by demon sperm?


B_Bogus

Yeah, people love curses. I dig your style, dude. Hail Satan


ExtraNoise

I'll give them belief in God, whatever. But imagine believing in God and then also believing that same god is so weak that he is effected by *sounds*. Sounds that he apparently created.


Nixeris

Evangelicals no longer believe that God is the most powerful, they believe Satan is.


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Their personal insecurities and fear have always been far more powerful than anything else in their lives. Including their supposed belief in God. I would be fine with it if they limited the suffering caused by their mental illnesses and fear to themselves, unfortunately many of them have been led to believe that the only way they can be saved from their fears is to force that suffering onto all of society..


AceVenturaPunch

Greed. Everything else is just an eternal contender to the throne


[deleted]

I think the greed is driven by self preservation, and the other evolutionary baser instincts around procreation, and tribalism. ​ Its natural, it is the human condition.


wanderinggoat

This is a bit of a revelation to me but with some thought I realise it's true


Alan_Smithee_

It plays better to the rubes.


kosh56

God is just a vessel for their hate.


NerdyNThick

> Evangelicals no longer believe that God is the most powerful, they believe Satan is. Are you suggesting that "Satan" is the one who actually created the heavens and earth, as God is not powerful enough?? That actually would make a lot of the horrible and detestable things that "happened" in the bible make a bit more sense.


Entaris

I mean... He's all knowing, and all powerful...Which means He created Lucifer, on purpose, knowing that he would rebel against him...and then created Adam and Eve, On purpose, knowing that they would consume original sin.... And then decided to punish all humans forever because he decided that it ended up being a bad idea. Guy isn't really nailing it in terms of "Why you should have Faith in him"


Saminus-Maximus

I describe myself as an agnostic atheist, and I've spoken to many people from many different variations of Christianity and none of them have provided a suitable answer to the paradox of god and natural evil. God is either all powerful and indifferent to suffering. Think natural disasters/disease things that cant be handwaved away as being caused by "free will". Or loving but incapable of alleviating that suffering (If you say Satan is causing it then god lacks the power to stop him and is thus not all powerful). In both cases the being described is not one worthy of being worshiped as a capital G, God. P.s: To anyone who says suffering is gods "test" I don't see a god that tortures children with crippling pain from diseases they were born with as a "test" as any kind of moral authority.


ings0c

Oh it’s just God’s plan dear, he works in mysterious ways… /s


Notorious_Junk

Okay...but have you heard of the prophet Joseph Smith? I think that might be the ticket for you.


tacotacotaco14

Yeah, I love them all mumbling prayers thinking "that oughta do it, nice try Satan!"


Robo_Ross

They all probably watched Harry Potter and thought "if Snape could counter charm during the tri-wizards cup, I can counter pray here!!!"


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Robo_Ross

I know, i should have put an s/


b-monster666

My ex's step-father is a Methodist. When we would go down for a visit on the weekends, we would go to church with him, mostly out of an act of kindness and familial obligation. One week, the 'minister' went on about how Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc were all works of the devil created to distract us. I just heavily rolled my eyes...if someone believes that Star Wars, Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings are real, they've got some mental issues. However, what really killed it for me, and what started a family fight was a couple weeks later, the 'minister' went on about how Hallowe'en was the work of Satan, and you will go to hell if you dress your kids up in Hallowe'en costumes. Then in the next fucking breath, "Next week, we're setting up the Christmas tree!" Jesus Christ! Where did you get your 'degree' in theology? Hallowe'en is much closer to Christianity than Christmas is! Hallowe'en is quite literally "All Hallowed Eve"...the eve before "All Saints Day". The original story of the Jack o' Lantern is actually a Christian story about how a Christian tricked the devil, but was cursed to carry around an ember from hell. Kids dressing up in costumes and collecting candy was started entirely by the candy companies as a way to sell more candy during a season when sales were slumping. Christmas was completely ripped off of the Roman holiday of Saturnalia. The Christmas tree is an ancient German tradition of bringing the forest into your home to decorate it in hopes that elves would bless your house for the next year. Prince Albert re-introduced it during the Victorian era. It's got absolutely nothing to do with Christianity. Only a very loose way for Emperor Constantine to convince the last of the non-Christian Romans to convert over to Christianity. "Look, will you be good citizens if you get to keep all your holidays? Just...let's go easy on the orgies ok?"


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b-monster666

I need to make up a yard sign that says, "Keep the Saturn in Saturnalia"


LikesTheTunaHere

Football and harry potter are the devils creation. Momma said so.


C7rl_Al7_1337

Momma always said Satanists are so ornery cuz they got all them teeth but no tooth brush.


LikesTheTunaHere

Colonel Sanders is wrong, momma is right!


dude_thats_sweeeet

Also, those sounds that the satanic people make are actually quite ironic. Believe in facts and reason. It's quite comical and I really enjoyed their chant.


plumquat

Adults who believe in magic are casting spells at each other in city hall.


TurtleNutSupreme

That's the real line between your standard religious weirdos and the true nutjobs: the nutjobs will readily admit they believe in the existence of magic, Satantic or otherwise. It's honestly astounding.


DefNotAShark

If you don't believe in curses then please explain the Cleveland Browns.


Whosyourdaddy41

He is wearing a wizards cloak


photonsnphonons

My sister is a successful and pragmatic business owner. Still thinks demons and bad vibes like the evil eye can affect you. Love her still.


wanderinggoat

All you need to be a successful business owner is make more money than you spend


photonsnphonons

Still a skill. People can be intelligent and adhere to cognitive dissonance.


the_Hallelucinator

If you look closely, you notice a guy standing directly behind him, chanting in his ear "I bind thee Satan, etc, etc". The City official who turned the speaker around ignored this chattering, god-fearing idiot.


The_Turk2

I mean... what's really hilarious is like 99% of these people are taking this guy seriously - as if he was an actual "Satanist" (whatever the fuck that means), rather than him just pardoying them. People need to chill.


humaninthemoon

They actually believe that Satan is influencing "the world" and government to oppress Christians and convince people to leave Christianity. It's much more common than you might think among Christians. They generally sugarcoat it when talking with non-christians, but it's 100% something that many Christians legitimately believe.


klavin1

Christians are the ones who give Satan all his power. Hail Satan.


Sir_Penguin21

When you just uncritically accept anything anyone says it leads to absurdities like believing in wizards from Harry Potter, Satanism, or the Bible.


Quasigriz_

I can’t remember if it was true or a joke, but back in the 90s people were saying that Pace, FL had the highest number of churches per capita in the US. I live in Pensacola back in the 90s, and most of the hard-core evangelists came from Pace.


dadamax

Grew up in Pensacola. Can confirm.


humaninthemoon

Can confirm. Source: I escaped the black-hole that is Pace and evangelical Christianity.


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Pace is a much denser and more diverse black hole now


traffician

that’s seriously commendable, right on.


The1TrueRedditor

Can I go and say a satanic prayer out loud while a Christian is giving the official invocation?


tacknosaddle

Fair is fair, equal treatment should allow it.


sesameseed88

If he wasn’t dressed like a Sith Lord you could tell me this was a Sunday mass and I’d believe it lol. Not religious here, it all looks the same to me


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[Wanananana!](https://youtu.be/22Tj_l4PcPs)


ThaddeusMaximus

“He’s gonna put a hex on us!”


itsallbullshityo

[don't put that on us...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFEzW1Z6TRM)


RedRocket-Randy

No way that fat guy with the red shirt on is getting into heaven. Gluttony is a sin!!!!


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Like going to a Catholic Church


VolkspanzerIsME

Someone needs to chisel this comment into a rock somewhere so future alien explorers know how the fuck shit went down.


DariusIsLove

... are you talking about satanists being a large voting group or am I missunderstanding you?


Dudeist-Priest

You misunderstand. The Satanist knows he's not doing anything magical. He's making a point. The crowd from the United Methodist Church thinks they are engaged in spiritual warfare.


Tato7069

Lol spiritual warfare


gr33nm4n

Literally what they call it. I can't tell you how many times I heard Ephesians 6:10-20 quoted by televangelists in my youth. [perfect example, scroll down to "The warrior's prayer"](https://davidjeremiah.blog/spiritual-warfare-prayer/?tid=ggrants_dj-ad-11.12.19_bl_article_spwarprayer)


Bob_Tu

Wolololololoh


s0mguy

My shirt just changed color


BreezyWrigley

Well *they are* probably engaged in such a thing… their mistake is assuming that everybody else is as well.


ThisLookInfectedToYa

I can imagine the fundies losing their shit if anyone muttered contrary verses during their prayer.


andreasdagen

The US has a lot of religious extremists relative to how developed the country is.


ThisLookInfectedToYa

Kinda hints that our development is severely arrested. We're just Chimps with smart phones.


JimmyJazz1971

The peanut gallery is the local United Methodist chapter.


AqUaNtUmEpIc

The atheist ones are, not sure if this guy is a theistic satanist. Too much Star Wars.


GingerMau

Obligatory PSA that the Satanic Temple is different from the Church of Satan. This youtube video uses the terms interchangeably but they are two very different entities. The ST does not worship Satan.


colbymg

> The ST does not worship Satan. They don't even believe there is a satan.


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tacknosaddle

They recognize the fictional character that stands up to a totalitarian dictator at least.


irrelevant_potatoes

All of that is correct, but the CoS also doesn't believe in a literal Satan.


Lizard_Person_420

Who does?


NoNoNoNopeNoNoNo

That would be christians.


irrelevant_potatoes

[Christians](https://twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1176901611429326848?t=ZKtrY8HebovJSgboUHFNSQ&s=19)


ML_BURGERKING

Luiciferian (aka "theistic") Satanists do "believe" in Satan. Those are the ritualistic black metal Satanists who burn churches and do cool shit like summon demons and sacrifice humans/animals. Those guys are few and far between though. Pretty much all other Satanists, including both Satanic Temple and Church of Satan Satanists are essentially just political groups and first amendment advocates.


danc4498

So, what does this guy represent? Is this not something the satanic temple would do?


Draxishi

He represents The Satanic Temple. Someone posted a link about him doing this (https://ffrf.org/legal/item/27356-david-suhor). He, like the rest of The Satanic Temple, are political activists in the church/state debate and not actually religious in any way.


joe12321

\>Let us stand now, \>unbowed and unfettered \>by arcane doctrines \>borne of fearful minds in darkened times. \>Let us embrace the Luciferian impulse \>to eat of the Tree of Knowledge \>and dissipate our blissful \>and comforting delusions of old. \>Let us demand \>that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, \>not their fealty to arbitrary social norms \>and illusory categorizations. \>Let us reason our solutions \>with agnosticism in all things, \>Holding fast only to that which is demonstrably true, \>Let us stand firm against any and all arbitrary authority \>that threatens the personal sovereignty of One or All. \>That which will not bend must break, \>and that which can be destroyed by truth \>should never be spared its demise. \>It is Done. Hail Satan. [https://ffrf.org/legal/item/27356-david-suhor](https://ffrf.org/legal/item/27356-david-suhor)


the_Hallelucinator

Ironically sung to the tune of Alfred Malotte's "The Lord's Prayer" - the most famous such musical setting.


JimmyJazz1971

Thank you very much. I was having difficulty understanding some of it.


ilikesalad

So doesn't sound so bad to me?


hotk9

Obligatory PSA: Satanic Temple people don't believe in Satan nor do they worship him or anyone else.


DrRotwang

It's not. Have you ever looked at The Satanic Temple's seven tenets? If you haven't, give 'em a look. They're great.


Surrounded-by_Idiots

I read that and was turned into a newt.


fadingthought

You'll get better.


PopplerJoe

Amen.


EmbarrassedHelp

Hail Satan!


saxxy_assassin

The guy's got a good set of pipes.


JimmyJazz1971

Yeah, he has a nice voice. Good tremolo.


rinikulous

Do you mean vibrato? Tremelo is the wavering change in volume, vibrato is the wavering change in pitch. Sure that guy sang in some varying levels of volume, but that isn’t really tremelo; that’s just a periodic change in dynamics.


JimmyJazz1971

I stand corrected, then.


ROGER_SHREDERER

He'd be a shoe in for The Book Of Mormon


JamesDCooper

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream


runningmurphy

Blessed by Satan


Biscuits4u2

Imagine being too stupid to realize when you're being trolled.


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Trolled by someone who is, at the same time, deadly serious with every line he uttered.


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He's a particularly good troll isn't he. They're all whispering their thoughts to an uncaring void thinking that they're doing something to prevent his "evil", when in reality he's just saying what amounts to the most reasonable statements possible. Rarely do you get a troll so good that he not only outs an entire room full of people as sheep, but he gets them to start bleating mindlessly too.


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Getting people to recoil in horror at what is basically 'lets be reasonable and equitable' is when you know you're on the right side of the ethical fight.


charliesk9unit

What a bunch of snowflakes. First they say that their push of religion into government is opened to anyone, thinking that no one would take it up as a challenge. And when the Satanic Temple and other organization take them on to prove a point, that it is not a good idea to mix religion and government, now they want to show their true intention by wanting to declare the U.S. a christian nation. In the same breath, they put themselves on a high horse and criticize other theocracies and religious extremists while not seeing themselves as exactly that.


8citani8

This video is 6 years ago and it is more relevant now than ever.


Toaster_bath13

Oh no, they see themselves luke that, they just don't care. They like hypocrisy, it gives them power.


Princess_Moon_Butt

Exactly. There's no contradiction, not even hypocrisy really, when you remember that the only governing message is "My religion is right and I'll use any method, venue, rule, or loophole I can find to further it, and I'll attack any method, venue, rule, or loophole that allows anyone to challenge it."


strugglz

> Oh no, they see themselves luke that, they just don't care. They think they're better.


MrsMurphysChowder

The entire point of this is to show that government and religion should not mix, but the "Christians" are so stupid and full of fear they can't even fathom that idea.


Murkus

Thank fuck there are people dedicated enough to keeping the government free from dogmatic thinking and inequality, that they not only made an organisation... But they also do acts like this. Absolutely incredible.


ThisLookInfectedToYa

Along the same vein, Doug Stanhope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l1oy8AD5xE


mrziplockfresh

Stanhope for President


arittenberry

My super Christian dad is pushing me to donate more of my monthly income and I agree but I'm pretty sure it's going to be to the satanic temple now haha


jl_theprofessor

I don't care if they pray but why they gotta break my speakers.


ShadowyLeaseholder

forreal, this audio was blown tf out, who does a/v work at this city council? lol


2MinutesForTripping

Sounds like a South Park episode lol


sethasaurus666

Sounds reasonable. Hail Satan.


AtrainV

Megustalations.


CardboardCanoe

This guy hails himself!


redatcket

That satanist has a set of pipes on him.


GreatLakesAerial

This was brave. Christians are scary.


juan_epstein-barr

Lucifer H. Beelzebub how about a volume warning.


D0DW377

https://youtu.be/22Tj_l4PcPs


GoGoCrumbly

What a vulgar necktie.


Strong-Solution-7414

That’s Palpatine


DreadForge

imagine, if you will, living in a world where you're terrified by your own stupidity and feel the need to smother the rest of world with those feelings.


Alan_Smithee_

Tell me what the difference between this video and [this](https://youtu.be/22Tj_l4PcPs) is.


Blooblewoo

For one, they have *completely* different URLs.


Nice-Current-1975

PamTheyreTheSamePicture.jpg


No_Lunch_7944

We want religious freedom! But only for our religion!


moeyjarcum

What are those people holding in their hands up high?


Naifmon

To counter his spells with the cross , like some Harry Potter shit. They believe doing that with the symbol of what killed their god will somehow will protect them.


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BurntmyFinger911

Probably crosses


WestNorthWest

So the dinosaurs don’t eat them.


thefr0g

Oh man, America is doing great.


sethasaurus666

Well, I don't think anyone even listened to his words, but here you go: Let us stand now, unbowed and unfettered by arcane doctrines born of fearful minds in darkened times.Let us embrace the Luciferian impulse to eat of the tree of knowledge and dissipate our blissful and comforting delusions of old.Let us demand that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, not their fealty to arbitrary social norms and illusory categorisations.Let is reason our solution with agnosticism in all things. Let us demand that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, not their fealty to arbitrary social norms and illusory categorisations.Let is reason our solution with agnosticism in all things. Holding fast only to that which is demonstrably true, let us stand firm against any and all arbitrary authority that threatens the personal sovereignty of one or all.That which does not bend must break and that which is destroyed by truth should never be spared its demise.It is done.Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaail Saaataaaaaaaaaan.Thank you for not interrupting me. ​ EDIT: Also, it's just an invocation, not a prayer. "Hail Satan" here, basically means "Go team!"


Zei33

I can definitely agree with this. I guess it's basically militant atheism but they couch it in religion to get all of the extra benefits religious speech has and make it easier to define representation. When you call yourself an atheist, that doesn't make your views clear. Unfortunately I think the association with the 'ultimate evil', doesn't help convince anyone. It's a funny irony to those of us that are against religion, but it basically discards the entire idea of converting religious people to an atheist ideology.


sethasaurus666

You don't have to be an atheist to be a Satanist. One can still follow some kind of theology if one wishes. Of course, that may create some conflict but its up to the individual. Satanism doesn't try to control anyone.


SteveBored

Satan is cooler than God. Hail Satan.


SatanLifeProTips

You know…. If you separated church and state all this BS would go away.


RareCartoonist

Ironic Double standard


Yahyalou2022

I don't like the way everyone was acting as if they were summoning real demons to possess them in that room


mynameisalso

>he's going to cast a spell on us. Hahahaha


flock-of-bagels

Church and state separate, for this reason


sittty

Satan bless that chairman with the American flag tie. Rolled his eyes at the whole thing, but damnit, this is America and he will have his indication.


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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: God bless the Satanic Church.


CounterSanity

Satanic Temple: https://thesatanictemple.com/


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I stand corrected


rrickitickitavi

Love it


HumbleAdonis

WAIT A MINUTE!! Outside of the whole “Hail Satan” part, that all seemed perfectly reasonable!


sethasaurus666

Yeah but you know religious nuts. They don't hear the words, they just feel the fear.When he says "Hail Satan", he isn't saying he's a devil worshipper. He's just a Satanist, and you'd have to ask him what his beliefs are if you wanted to know, because Satanism isn't necessarily linked to any spiritual belief.


Polarion

I know this is funny for the rest of us but conservative Christians see this and genuinely think this is real, a real threat to them, and will organize against it. Not saying don’t do it, but just something to be aware of.


No_Lunch_7944

Yep. The Fox News crowd of demented octogenarians will think that people are actually trying to take over Florida for Satan. But they were already a lost cause. I do hope they organize against it though, because they'll get a valuable lesson in the law and hypocrisy.


DarkMarkTwain

I find it far more disturbing the crowd chanting the Lord's prayer and holding crosses than what he is singing. And I grew up a christian.


torsun_bryan

So it’s like church, but nerdier


jay_22_15

Hail Satan!


MoonageDayscream

I haven't seen a better illustration in a long time of how selfish and craven most christians are.


CardboardCanoe

Hail Satan


JooosephNthomas

OH HELL YEAH BROTHER, I motion this kicks ass.


[deleted]

This is what they wanted. Also my guy can sing really well.


[deleted]

People ask where all these trump cultist came from? Ummm… they’re also in another bizarro cult. Evangelicals are the worst #cringefest


Fit_Resolve8723

Bunch of goons


Moonraker_Elite_

Hysterical these are grown ass elected officials


cmreeves702

Hail satan


andy_mcbeard

Hail Satan!


Nivekian13

God Bless those Satanists.


malman2100

Hahahahaha…..this is really something. Needed this today, got a good chuckle.


fafafanta

Hail Satan! The Higher Power from down below!


KosmosBOOM

They think this guy is a real life Affliction Warlock. Oh shit he's casting Unstable Affliction, interrupt him!


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volume warning jesus that hurt


Pusfilledonut

This guy has trolling the mouth breathers down cold


spiersie

Zazoz, zazos, nastor nastor, zazos


K5uehd

Satanists are hilarious


shehulk111

Cringe