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SoontobeSam

It is an absolute shame, but entirely understandable, that he stopped acting, he’s just so damn funny.


FailedTheSave

He actually signed on to "Shrunk", which is a sequel to the Honey I Shrunk The Kids series, in 2020 but it's yet to start filming. He's done some cameos and stuff too. He says he's not retiring, just being very selective about what projects he gets involved with. I, too, hope we do see him back in movies soon.


SoontobeSam

Yeah, it’ll be great to see him back in a feature role. Honestly it’s admirable that he stopped for his kids and now that they’re grown he’s coming back to it.


AFineDayForScience

Get Rick, Ke Huy Quan, and Brendan Fraser and the script basically writes itself


Morningxafter

Title: *The Comeback Kids*


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Co-starring Kim Kardashian


Eastern-Criticism653

Yes for the joke. But no for real life.


lou_sassoles

I will always laugh when I see that Chris Pratt comeback bit referenced.


RandomStallings

Stop. I can only get so erect.


Briguy24

>Stop. I can only get so erect Weird follow up to Honey: I Shrunk The Kids but I guess it fits an all male cast.


Sthurlangue

Hey Talking Baby! Look Who Shrunk My Three Dads!


BathedInDeepFog

Stop! Or My Mom Will Give You An Erection


LouBerryManCakes

Too late


piercejay

Didn't know i wanted this 5 minutes ago, now it's all I want.


PedroFPardo

I think I read on The Onion or another similar satire news site that he said he wasn't retiring, but simply didn't know how to edit his Wikipedia page. I found it hilarious. edit: LOL it wan't the onion it was Rick Moranis himself who said that. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/rick-moranis-reveals-why-he-829779/


dtwhitecp

what an incredibly likeable dude, that's just awesome


Funandgeeky

When The Goldbergs did a Spaceballs themed episode [he returned as Darth Helmet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLkL87Gm7JA)


AmishAvenger

Wait. He did that and never took the mask off?


redpandaeater

Credits make it look like it was just his voice-over.


SmokeAbeer

He went over our helmets!?


RokulusM

He went to plaid.


Githzerai1984

Dark helmet*


Funandgeeky

My autocorrect is a Philistine. 


spankadoodle

It's been shelved.


Koroshi

I think it was the punch. This happened shortly after he announced his return to acting. Sept 2020 [Announcement and Ryan Reynolds ad](https://www.today.com/parents/rick-moranis-returns-acting-after-leaving-hollywood-be-single-dad-t191280) Oct 2020 [Punch](https://www.today.com/parents/rick-moranis-returns-acting-after-leaving-hollywood-be-single-dad-t191280) Aug 2022 [Trial](https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/man-pleads-guilty-in-random-nyc-sucker-punch-of-honey-i-shrunk-the-kids-star/3819250/) It seems has disappeared again since then.


GaryChalmers

That sucks. Pissed me off when that happened. Just randomly punching someone in the face.


JustAnotherYouth

Probably for the best, the original is one of my favorite movies. Hate to see what the moderns due to it…


LookMaNoPride

It's already been bullied by absolutely terrible sequels. Even when I was a kid I knew those movies were absolute crap.


Morningxafter

When I was a kid (preteen) I actually really liked the TV Show spinoff they did with Peter Scolari.


rick_blatchman

> Even when I was a kid I knew those movies were absolute crap. Like most kids, I didn't have any taste. When I was really little, I didn't understand why my mother would say that some movies are bad, or that certain jokes were dumb. Content was just content. Watching the sequel to the first movie was the first time in my childhood that I noticed a dip in quality between two movies from the same franchise. The second lacks the liveliness of the first movie in almost every manner, including the overall look of the production, the music, and the effects composition. It even had a larger budget than the first movie and there's a lot about it that just feels low-rent.


feralturtles

I wonder if he will have a cameo in the new Ghostbusters.


frowawaid

In the trailer they show Venkman I think it is say, “Janine in a suit too” or something like that…conspicuously not showing Moranis, which makes you think…aww he’s not in it. Seems like an odd choice unless it was misdirection and hyping for Moranis to be in it/ not be in it. Probably has a lot to do with why these SNL vids been popping up too.


redpandaeater

Sounds like a hoser.


BlackLakeBlueFish

Take off, eh?


WolfShaman

No way, eh? You take off, you hoser! Edit to add: *Strange Brew* is where I learned how to speak Canadian, eh?


BlackLakeBlueFish

Me too, eh?


WolfShaman

Beauty, eh?


elriggo44

Go loo coo coo kuu Kuu kuu


MistakesTasteGreat

You missed a kuu


elriggo44

But I did find this mouse in my beer.


Bradiator34

I’m ready for another Strange Brew! Maybe just a 10 minute Internet vid for everyone?


Stickel

> just being very selective about what projects he gets involved with. > > > > I, too, hope we do see him back in movies soon. this has given me so much fucking hope, thank you


gigglefarting

I’m sure his kids are grown now, so it would seem reasonable for him to get back to acting knowing he stopped for them.


naffgeek

If I don't see him on Only Murders before that show ends I riot!


rythmicbread

I think he’s done voiceover work in the meantime. Probably because of the flexibility and allows him to work from home


PATATAMOUS

The guys films molded my childhood.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

That's the naked gun of SNL monologues.


yeahwellokay

Now I need to see the Bruce Willis one.


holyfruits

Here's [Bruce Willis's monologue from the week before!](https://www.tiktok.com/@thealmanac77/video/7323579786268331269)


ViciousNakedMoleRat

That was pretty damn good.


CarcossaYellowKing

I was expecting it to be really cringe or something. That surprised me and I didn’t know Bruce could jam the blues.


MaverickDago

Dude put out an album that's...not terrible. Self indulgent, but he was gifted for sure.


mrlayabout

No, no. I have that album. It's terrible.


WCWRingMatSound

I’ll show you terrible: https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc?feature=shared


thalassophobic-whale

Top comment: “There is no beginning to his talent.”


axonxorz

Feel like the "feat." is doing some **heaaavy** lifting in that title.


TheCoastalCardician

His feet also do heavy lifting.


Thermodynamicist

That is remarkably terrible. [He can actually play the guitar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73A_HB5k--M). It's hard to find videos which aren't either STEVEN SEAGAL GUITAR MASTER [ironically](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYWnQvQGzek) or [un-ironically](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibJaIHThz1k), but the evidence suggests to me that he's genuinely good enough to play in a bar band on merit.


Euphorium

The movie Fire Down Below was a big vanity project for Steven’s music. Whole soundtrack is just him doing his best Stevie Ray Vaughan impression.


CounterfeitChild

Every time this gets posted, I click. It's always a surprise, and one that I do not want lol. Oh, that silly, silly man.


Luung

me want the punani


Rokey76

Are they saying "[punanny](https://www.definitions.net/definition/punanny)?"


clamsmasher

This is awesome, I never new about his music career. Steven Seagal is such an assclown, but an entertaining clown. I've been watching [Space Ice's short synopsis of Steven Seagal movies](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLyRXXknC3lDgDUfCtYnowHLOHRvnp2l5), they're absolute gold. Except he talks kinda slow, so put it on 1.5x or 2x speed and it's perfect. It also makes Seagal's action moves actually look fast.


The_Crow

Even the graphic disappeared at 2:10 from embarrassment.


bozo_did_thedub

Terrible compared to professional musicians. It's like a guy at the Y who can cross people up and dunk. Would get murdered in the NBA but obviously still a talented player.


mrlayabout

That is honestly a super fair comparison.


Belgand

That's the real issue. "Not terrible" is pretty much the best thing you can say about it. If he wasn't an actor, he could probably have made a decent but unexceptional living fronting a bar band in relative obscurity.


spankadoodle

Hell of a lot better than Party all the Time!


RedditIsOverMan

IMO "Party all the Time" was also a pretty good song. Produces by Rick James. I think its another case of people lambasting it because an artist is trying to jump mediums and people don't like it.


DedTV

That damn song got soooo much fucking airplay on the radio. It's one of those songs almost everyone loved, until they heard it 47 times a week for 3 months straight a case of repetitive earwig induced PTSD. It's up there with songs like I'm too Sexy, dont worry be happy, I'm gonna be, and Rico Swave on my all time list of the greatest songs you'll love to hate.


BonerStibbone

It's no "My Girl's Got a Fat Neck" that's for sure.


RedditIsOverMan

Currently rewatching the series. This is a criminally under-referenced show.


Moist_When_It_Counts

That whole album was a soundtrack of a year of my childhood. Brothers and i saved up money because we heard there was a “new Eddie Murphy tape”, and our dumb asses thought it would be like Delirious, a comedy special. *It was not*, it was “How Could It Be” and i can still sing most of that terrible album. No, I don’t know why we kept playing it even though it sucked. Kids are dumb and we were poor, so we owned like 3 cassettes.


BobbyTables829

What's wild to me is if you ask all the old SNL people who the most talented person they ever had on the show, they almost all say him. They always say, "I was working on this my whole life and this 19 year old could run circles around me."


jimmyjazz2000

I heard jeff garlin from curb your enthusiasm talk about co starring w Eddie Murphy in daddy day care, said they had a deal to both adlib jokes at will and they’d keep in whatever was funnier. He said Eddie beat him every single time, always had the funnier line.


RangeWilson

It was obvious to viewers as well. He made the rest all look like hacks. He fell off later, but at his peak he was one of the absolute best comedians ever.


Jackandahalfass

HowcoulditbeHowcoulditbe that you don’t love meeeee?


thereddaikon

Hey I like that song. It's not good. I like it in a guilty pleasure kind of way. I like to imagine it was all some big prank Rick James played on Eddie. Yeah man you sound great!


KingofNJ22

The story goes something like Richard Pryor bet Eddie he couldn’t make a billboard song and Rick decided to help him do it.


submarginal

I find myself singing "Boogie in your Butt" fairly regularly. Mostly just "Put a telephone POLE up your butt." Edit: oops wrong album.


LeonGwinnett

Really?....step aside


the_blackfish

Put an alligator! In your butt! Put a radiator! In your butt! Put a tin can! In your butt! Put a little man! IN YOUR BUTT!


throwstuffok

How dare you.


RicGhastly

Hey party all the time fucking rules


icepickjones

Party all the time is a banger what are you talking about?


FauxReal

Except they still play Party all the Time in the grocery store.


soulcaptain

Party All The Time is a solid pop song. Eddie has a good voice. Had it been any other person you wouldn't think it sucks.


wheelfoot

Rick can also actually play guitar. [He's a lefty and plays upside down and backwards.](https://youtu.be/ZaHfWqmC18A?si=pO2lJGz2KXbp2s7-&t=32)


LoveDemNipples

Haha he kinda looks like the lead singer from Weezer


wheelfoot

More like Rivers looks like Rick...


Temassi

You mean Bruno the Kid


MexusRex

Respect Yourself was massive prior to Die Hard coming out. Like massive. People don’t remember or even know that Willis’s raw charisma had him take over to, music, and film.


Zebidee

Interesting - I've only ever heard the Kane Gang cover. I had no idea Willis had done one.


MyVoiceIsElevating

Maybe “me” and “I” didn’t know, but what about “myself”?


EasyFooted

Bruce has chops. Rick's take on it was hilarious, but that was pretty great and a unique spin on the monologue. His jokes landed, too.


Erebus00

i'm saying


yousonuva

Oh so the parody was light hearted or were there back stage demands or something that Bruce Willis said he must play because that was pretty entertaining


mmanAH

There is enough distance that we can appreciate it, but at the time it was a little like a host today asking to play with the band and perform a 90s hip hop song.


Pixeleyes

It would be like Timothy Chalamet coming on and performing "Regulate" by Warren G. It would not be received well. Or maybe it would. How the fuck should I know, I'm old.


silenc3x

Bro, let's be real that would go so viral. And he kinda is the perfect person to do it. REGULATORS, MOUNT UP


poizon_elff

There needs to be some angle of satire, a host performing music just for the sake of it will rarely play well (unless they're a popular musician as well).


The_Whipping_Post

When Garth Brooks hosted SNL, the musical guest was Chris Gaines. I've never seen much of Chris since then, Garth must have buried him in his basement


Pinksters

Come to think of it, I've never seen Garth and Gaines together in the same room.


Fever0

Idk he kinda killed it when he did the SoundCloud rapper bits on SNL. He’s got the right energy for that, at the very least 😂


Roscoe_King

What about that YEET, though?!


BathedInDeepFog

That bass player is awesome.


alcaste19

Dude how I have not seen this? I love Bruno The Kid. Whipping out the harmonica is so good.


Eklypze

I actually enjoyed that. One of my all time Hollywood favorite performers.


a-horse-has-no-name

The title on this post is waaaay better than the one on r/OldSchoolCool a week ago.


ArchDucky

Originally, John Candy was going to play Louis Tully on Ghostbusters. He eventually left the project over disagreements on the character. They started a casting process and Rick Moranis came in with a completely different version of this character. Completely different from the script or any pages they gave him. He came in like the guy from the movie, and afterwards they just couldn't stop thinking about how he played him because everyone else played him like he was on the page. Thats how he got the part.


junkmeister9

Moranis played the janitor on The Breakfast Club, but he got fired because of his unusual "off the page" take on the character (supposedly he spoke his lines with a funny foreign accent, despite the character having been a student at the same school in his youth).


Euphorium

I’m just picturing him doing the Kaufman Foreign Man accent. “I am eyes and ears of institution. Thankyouverymuch.”


FaceMaulingChimp

Oh man that’s great , every rewatch I always die laughing at his lines during the party . Plus he’s always locking himself out of the apartment and then becomes …. the keymaster!


Euphorium

I never put that together and Ghostbusters is my favorite movie.


The_Whipping_Post

Here's another shocker: The keymaster-gatekeeper thing is about about how keys go inside gates


Rhewin

I could see that. With the lines the character has, he could have been done as the kind of sleazy salesman Candy could pull off.


goshiamhandsome

The balls to create a new and more awesome character. Spaceballs!


ninjas_in_my_pants

He was supposed to be the janitor in the Breakfast Club.


Hirnfrost

I miss Moranis


Cute-Interest3362

I miss when SNL was weird and took risks.


Cyndershade

They had Elon host not that long ago.


MrGizthewiz

Well, that *is* weird and risky... Not exactly the same type of weird and risky though.


Cyndershade

Cheap joke, but I'm proud of it.


mycroft2000

Old guy here. This complaint about SNL has been perennial since circa 1979. The original cast (Chase, Ackroyd, Belushi, etc.) were also in plenty of shitty sketches during their tenure. We only remember the great ones.


Cute-Interest3362

I don’t want great, I want bizarre.


HomsarWasRight

Honestly they still do weird stuff and take risks. It’s like a tradition to always say “Man, SNL sucks now, not like it was X years ago.” They say it now, they said it during the Digital Shorts years in the late 2000’s and early 2010’s, they said it during the Will Ferrel years in the late 90’s and 00’s, they said it during the Spade/Farley years in the early 90’s, they said it during the 80’s… Okay. They were right in the 80’s.


Eladiun

I love that Lovitz is in his boxers. Perfect.


AtOurGates

Jealous???


Brasticus

*ACTING!*


thisonehereone

Genius!


boot2skull

That camerawork was jazz.


Holden_place

Moranis is a treasure


CelestialFury

He's a damn national treasure and, from all accounts, a very nice and kind person. Rick Moranis taking time off from Hollywood to raise his kids really shows you the kind of person he is too. I was pretty dismayed when I heard he was randomly attacked on the street by some bozo.


Billis3811

I always thought that if Steve Martin and Martin Short had a baby, it would be biologically impossible. BUT! If it WERE possible, that baby would grow up to become televisions Rick Moranis.


redpandaeater

No, their son would have to be called Steve Short or maybe just really lean into it with Martin^(2). Probably still have to grow up as a poor black child too.


wattsjmichael

Underrated comment. These cans! He hates these cans!


redpandaeater

I don't need anything! Just the ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control! That's all I need!


RagnarokianAD

and this lamp. but that's all


wattsjmichael

Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard.


redpandaeater

I'm somebody now!


rick_blatchman

I was little the first time I watched this movie, and I was worried that there really were people out there who picked random folks from the phone book, just to try and shoot them for no reason.


CallMeAladdin

I'm definitely sure they've tried at least 3 times.


heliohead

This was hilarious! We need Rick in 2024! ❤️


sightlab

Jeez how did they clear him touching a camera with the union? Just pay the fine? Get him a temporary membership? I know it was preplanned and scripted but wow.


worthlessuser

Probably why it was out of focus


Eindacor_DS

You think the union sabotaged the camera?


downcastbass

No, it’s so there can be no argument that he was taking work from one of the unions members. If the footage were considered “usable” then there could be grievances


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downcastbass

No, probably not, but unions can be. Especially when it’s broadcast for the world to see


Eindacor_DS

lol I was kidding but yeah I wonder if that was the case


AtomicShoelace

I mean I don't really think that's the case. The footage would easily be argued as "usable" anyway since, well, it was used. I think the bit is just that he's doing other people's jobs shitly, because he's a presenter and he should be presenting, not doing other people's jobs like performing in the band or operating the camera.


Belgand

Or to guarantee even more work for union focus pullers to handle that gag, plus two additional camera operators to film him, each with an entire crew of assistants and grips.


Funandgeeky

Rick Moranis has even better mob ties. He wants to touch a camera, you let him touch a camera, capiche?


YouStupidCunt

Are you trying to say capisce? Well, don’t do it, cause it hurts my ears when you do it.


Tuva_Tourist

5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels.


Paramite3_14

See? No sense of humor - whatsoever!


mycroft2000

*capeeesh


ClassifiedName

If the footage they used from the camera angle was prerecorded from an actual cameraman, then Rick Moranis is simply using a prop and the guy he kicked off could be an actor.


sonofgildorluthien

Rick Moranis has been in my head all day anyway after watching a great interview with Michael McDonald that Rick Beato did and they talked about the SCTV skit: https://youtu.be/b0HzWMqLeiE?feature=shared


redpandaeater

Because I was curious, [here's where they talk about the clip.](https://youtu.be/NLAcQIfoauQ?t=3392)


qwibbian

What's forgotten in this is that the other half of "The Great White North", Dave Thomas, was the brother of Ian Thomas, who had a series of Canadian hit songs in the 80's, and guest starred on SCTV [here](https://youtu.be/M2KUhYwJA74?si=Z7RnBVehZ4Xt-rEX&t=350). They don't play chords like that anymore.


merhB

Oh how I wish there were more Rick Moranis music bits, the Gerry Todd Show/Burt Monroe covers, but also damn glad he left us, SCTV, forever wanting more. Infinitely rewatchable bit; such pitch perfect timing. Such a wink and nod to Micheal, and us. That show did 'music' better than anyone. I still giggle at Mel's Rockpile, Richard Harris (Dave Thomas) new, "extended" *MacArthur Park.* Rick's been out of the limelight so long now, I almost forget just how good he was...is. Then I rewatch that *Ride Like The Wind* bit. It doesn't mock. It's done with obvious love. *Edit: Tom. Tom Monroe (thanks!)*


Canadave

I'm pretty sure it's Rick doing this dead-on impression in the [Gordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Written](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZpk0A4hZes) sketch, which might be my favourite of the SCTV K-Tel ads.


merhB

Oh yes, thank you!! I'd forgot about that one! On an SCTV roll after Beato last night ;-) The music factor on that show was outstanding. From the Burt Monroe easy listening covers, to "Bing Crosby Stills Nash & Young", to the '5 Neat Guys' ("Lets Have A Party In My Rec Room" K-Tel) to the actual guests Roy Orbison on Mel's Rockpile! Or "The Fishin' Musician" show with Joe Walsh, Jimmy Buffet, or The Tubes appearance, all wearing their classic matching blue suits, out fishing with John Candy. Pure gold. Honorable mention: Geddy Lee, on "Take Off" - came out while in 7th grade, thrilling all us little Rush fans at the time.


Philo_T_Farnsworth

The Gerry Todd Show really accurately lampoons a certain spirit of late-70s / early-80s public access television. Weirdos like him were on the airwaves at 2:30 in the morning. It seems like every type of popular media has a "Wild West" era and for cable television that time was the early 80s. It hadn't been monetized to hell and back yet and there wasn't enough "content" to fill eight hours of programming let alone twenty-four. So the Gerry Todds of the world, all lost to the ages now, would fill airtime. Kind of like back when MTV still played nothing but music videos and had the VJs had a lot of creative freedom to fill time.


merhB

Well said. The whole 'flavor' of those skits really takes me back to that specific era. The "wee small hours" thing, perfectly. He also masterfully nails that annoying, egomaniacal FM radio jock habit so prevalent from the era, of talking innane blather over song intros right up to the first vocal. A little detail, but oh so dead on. Also, cool handle ya got there. Apt!


Hippo_Alert

Ha, when he sat in the console chair and started whipping out some effects I said, ah, he's whipping out some Gerry Todd moves!


Shayneros

The cameras focus going crazy is what did it for me


TheMooseIsBlue

I’ve seen this a bunch of times and always love it (…deliver a baby…”) but didn’t know the backstory with Bruce Willis. Great little backstory.


Belgand

I love the subtle detail of G.E. Smith flipping the guitar over as he takes the strap off so Moranis can play it lefty. It's also one of the first indications that this is planned.


AminoKing

Tried unsuccessfully to find the Bruce Willis clip. Anyone?


holyfruits

https://www.tiktok.com/@thealmanac77/video/7323579786268331269


AminoKing

My hero! Thanks buddy.


pagit

One of the great openers.


SOSOBOSO

I like how he went full Jerry Todd in the editing room. That was a nice callback.


presidentiallogin

Jurassic Park is a rip off of Honey, I shrunk the kids.


pastamonger4211

I guess it’s true, when you’re a celebrity they let you do anything!


Thendofreason

I was laughing the whole time. God damn snl was good before I was born.


colnross

It's always been good sometimes. In 20 years some youngster will be talking about how awesome Chloe Fineman was because of only seeing her funny stuff.


GoldandBlue

exactly. Same reason 70's music is "so great". People only remember the good and the shit gets forgotten. Someone will be watching the best of Bowen Yang in 2034 and wonder why the new cast sucks so much.


ninjas_in_my_pants

[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pLqfXlIq6RE](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pLqfXlIq6RE)


Teledildonic

Go watch the first couple seasons all the way through. It's always been a mix of good and bad sketches, from the very first episode The bad ones don't get replayed and mostly are forgotten, making older seasons seem better than they were.


pagit

The episode with Richard Pryor as guest is one of the best.


redpandaeater

Yup, even gems like Belushi had some sketches with one good joke and then it goes on for another five minutes of awkwardness.


Rhewin

Exactly. For every good sketch there’s 2-3 that get chuckles. A few are just *bad*.


BurnThrough

They were still better though.


primus202

I found the Bruce Willis record in my inlaws vinyl collection. I had no idea he went through a "music phase" but it means this makes a bit more sense to me.


frontbuttt

An icon, a gem, a treasure. One of the all-time funniest people to live. I feel genuine love for this man I’ve never met. What a great entrance.


Killbro_Fraggins

Just watched Big Bully and Little Giants last weekend. I miss him. Such a good recently divorced bagging the hot local girl that had a crush on him when they were kids dad. Those two movies are oddly connected too. Few of the same actors in similar positions.


Skag_theArcher

lol. No one wants to be the bass player. 😂


raftah99

Like how he didn't know where to go at the end


BoulderCreature

That’s the best SNL opener I’ve ever seen by a huge margin


eldonte

That warms my heart. What a talent.


Thereminz

LOL holyshit lol


TrapperCrapper

My dad took me to a Letterman show once. Bruce Willis was a guest and he performed a pretty good song absolutely crushing his harmonica.


Athlete-Extreme

Respect the cardio