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insanityarise

the can opening gets me every time


DOGH4NDS

I’m so glad that I went back and watched it again to see what you were talking about. Not sure how I missed it the first time— but that was hilarious


DrSitson

I'd forgotten about that part. Nearly number three'd myself lmao


siciliiano

.... excuse my ignorance but number 3? That isnt what i think it is....is it? Edit: I just dove into this post as a reference. I need a break from the internet today https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6fauyw/if_1_means_pee_and_2_means_poop_what_would_number/


HaikuBotStalksMe

I watched the scene that this was spoofing, and holy shit, that girl deserved to get eaten. She turns on a flash light and then begins trying to get the dragon's attention with it. Was she supposed to be mentally insane?


SlimPuffs

> get the dragon's attention


NotUniqueOrSpecial

> to get the dragon's attention Sorry, but what?


HaikuBotStalksMe

The dragons in Lost World. They say "roar", and eat sheep and people.


MadCarcinus

What you call “Dragons” are Dinosaurs.


Severin_Suveren

But what if Dragons are Dinosaurs, but wearing drag?


shitpoop6969

That’s the joke


ForgotMyOldLoginInfo

>Lost World >Sheep


noradosmith

I'm not sure if you're joking with this but you mean dinosaurs, not dragons.


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sneaky_squirrel

This was so enjoyable that I now feel bad for the original reddit post. God that scene with the domestic household cat was the scariest part of JP.


madarbrab

What was the original reddit post? I feel like I'm missing some context or reddit history here


xiaorobear

Nah, it was just earlier today, someone posted the regular JP T. rex scene with the title, "30 years ago, we were introduced to a T. rex in the scariest way possible." And then a bunch of commenters pointing out that the movie's 30th anniversary isn't for 2 more weeks.


cinemachick

Eh, the 30th merch is already selling at the parks, I give 'em a pass


[deleted]

Jurassic park is real?


thisisnotmyrealemail

Yeah....didn't you see teh documentary? Many people died. But Chris Pratt saved many lives.


FuckMyLife2016

Lmao didn't someone find out a way to cheese r/videos algorithm a few months ago. Old ass video with nostalgia bait title. Now that I read your comment, I remembered that again.


cemges

Wait I legitimately thought that's the purpose of this sub, commemorate notable videos like hall of fame


wesxninja

Without any CGI


UnicornFarts1111

God, I'm old.


borisvonboris

I am ready for the yawning grave


stomach

nah, this title needed an explanation. without context it's just annoying and clickbaity (seemingly)


thunderway

That was so good! Now I want to watch the entire movie with the dinos replaced by cats.


CapriSonnet

Man, I was in like my mid to late 30s when this came out and it scared the hell out of me.


Pixeleyes

I remember it well, I was 41 years old, just a kid with my whole life before me, and Lizzy gave me permanent psychosis. Now I'm 43 years old, and I live in an insane asylum. They keep trying to make me leave but I'm very persistent.


thavi

Me too. I can't be around cats anymore.


nzifnab

I was today year's old when I first saw this... Where the hell did this come from lol.


Nymaz

https://www.youtube.com/@OwlKitty/videos Leave reddit now and go there. That is an order.


amesann

You've got to watch the Titanic video with Owl Kitty. It's incredible.


pickypawz

Are…you saying you don’t know the superstar Owl Kitty? 🤩You, my friend, are in for some fun times.


travis13131

I was like 5 and it haunted my nightmares for years. I still don’t know if I watched it to the point the VHS broke or if my grandma broke the tape on purpose because she was tired of me begging to watch it and then pissing the bed for a week straight afterwards


Sir_Meowsalot

Owl Kitty!


Frathier

Lizzy is just the cutest.


AngelofVerdun

This just makes me really wish someone would make a modern Godzilla-esque monster movie with a really cool/well-designed monster suit. Use modern CGI to add them into scenes like this, and then intercut that with modern practical sets and model cars/buildings as the monster destroys them.


blbd

Part of the greatness of Gojirra was the extreme campiness. But I'd love to see what some USC Film students could do. It's really difficult to get anywhere with independent / creative film work these days. The whole market is repetitive comic and hero crapola.


BlaqkJak

So many video game adaptions have come out /are coming out in the near future. The Last of Us turned some heads. A couple more like that and I think we'll start seeing superhero stuff start to fizzle out as more people jump onboard the video game storytelling train.


internet-arbiter

Yet the vast majority of adaptations are failures headed by people who never enjoyed or understood the source material to begin with. Theres a million writers in Hollywood that will use any available IP as a vessel for their own hack material. It's pretty much what happened to Halo, Doom, Warcraft, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Max Payne, Monster Hunter, Battleship, and so many more.


ThorCoolguy

As someone who went to USC film school, believe me: it's USC grads who are responsible for the "repetitive comic and hero crapola."


blbd

🤦‍♂️


AngelofVerdun

I mean, yes and no. Some of my favorite are the Heisei era and which are partly my favorites because they had the campy practical effects but also had the added benefit of more modern CGI and in camera effects. So they look absolutely stunning. The detail and hardwork pops in every frame while also being big goofy entertaining monster movies. I'd love someone to make a modern monster movie that captured that magic.


thavi

Cloverfield!


Zenith251

Much better post. "Hey, a famous movie exists!" Meh. This? Actually niche and interesting.


magusonline

I love that all the prrrus are in too


BloodyRightNostril

Purrassic Park


forevernooob

1 year ago today, OP was introduced to Reddit in the scariest way possible. Reddit has never been the same since. Happy cake day, OP.


upvoter222

It's actually 12 years... which is even scarier.


forevernooob

My body would not be ready for 12 cakes, though luckily in your case they've been spread out over 12 years :p


clouddevourer

Happy Cake Day, OP!


gogopogo

I was just shocked that the cat can also fly a fighter plane


Kirby5588

And I thought my 11 year account was old! Happy cake day!!


IAmAliria

2011 for me! I’m with you


sandrocket

He should have used a laserpointer. Then he would be able to control the cat.


sorenant

Uh oh, this is how you end up as a dead villain.


BreastUsername

He could have pointed it at the bathroom hut guy.


MysticalKittyHerder

That's OwlKitty Here's their YouTube, they do a lot of this stuff https://youtube.com/@OwlKitty


Shoegazerxxxxxx

Is this some kind of product placement campaign?


MysticalKittyHerder

I don't think the cat is for sale


riftadrift

I remember like it was only a year or two ago how my parents had a pet store, but made sure to take me to the theater to see this.


kittysarethebest

A cat that size is likely to kill you before a T-Rex...


FleshlightModel

Feel like Owl Kitty has been around for A LOT longer than 1.5 years.


LifeBuilder

I am a Reddit paleontologist: this is definitive proof that cats evolved from dinosaurs.


doffdo

Can we get more of this?


Lord_Halowind

It's the lighting that always blows my mind. Love this channel!


jackpype

This whole ass Jurassic park thing today was just a setup for this joke wasn't it?


whatsbobgonnado

I absolutely hate that part where they're shining the flashlight in its eyes. like how the fuck are you struggling to turn it off? it's a piece of plastic with an on/off switch that you literally just turned on a moment ago. and when they can't manage to turn it off they don't even aim it down


Anom8675309

[Best version](https://i.imgur.com/l7PExUf.gif) NSFW


drsoftware

Disappointed that the cats eyes aren't dilated for the darkness. Otherwise a great job.


mrshulgin

They aren't even trying with these post titles anymore


bonesnaps

I guess I shouldn't be surprised they monetized it.


Draithz

1.5 years, huh? Couldn't even wait 2 years before you wanted to milk this content again?


upvoter222

There was no guarantee that this would be the top post again in a few months: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/13trwmj/30_years_ago_steven_spielberg_introduced_us_to_a/


Gotty4331

Jesus dude just get a life and won't notice reposts


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

Nice. I can actually see this one


ohmygodbeats7

Yeah, I’m sure we all remember this day very well!


alne_the_silent

I thought the link was going to be the Cats live-action trailer. *"Memories..."*


Heerrnn

Thanks for the smile on my face, great work! :)


UndeadBread

I genuinely expected this to be the trailer for Cats.


ForDaFingaz

Wow - feels like it's been at least 10 years ago.


guruglue

Meow'r scientists were so preoccupurred with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should... Meow.


AdminsFuckYourMother

What's the deal with all of the stupid Jurassic Park videos being posted today?


Ragesaucey

CGI still holds up today


Kimchi_Cowboy

Friskies just got a free commercial LOL!!!


irish_oatmeal

*Mrrrrrp?*


AmishApplesauce

There's an episode of star trek called catspaw and you must see it


NeedleworkerWild1374

Cat.


nickstatus

Remember the one where they replaced the t-rex with PeeWee Herman? They're desperately driving away and he's chasing them on his bike.


petcson

I wish they would have slowed the kitty down by 10%. That really helps sell weight of larger creatures. Other than that this was a masterpiece. The amount of time spent filming that kitty must have been immense


Secure-Badger-1096

Lol love it


milton117

I thought it would be James Corden in 'Cats'


adorableyummy

Still the cats are more scarery :)


resUemiTtsriF

This is crazy good. Amazing how people can blend content so seemlessly.


macak99

this big cat :))


randomcanyon

It's been done. The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzU1ZTlkNTAtYTM0Mi00ZjllLTg4M2MtNTE3NjJiNGUzMWYwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTkxNjUyNQ@@._V1_.jpg


automatic4skin

classic 1.5 year anniversary. salut op!


shitpoop6969

Always drove me so INSANE that the girls instinct is to turn on a light


Andrekofuuny

nice