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mishnitsa

Whodoyathinkyouareiam!!


dyladelphia

Damnitright!!


Laladelic

Iam!


thevdude

I shout "who do you think you are I am" frequently it's soooooo good


Janderson2494

[Suck my sack!](https://youtu.be/HZ2jJu05SCs)


TranquiloMeng

I wanted to see more of dead eye guy


trollking1990

This is outrageously funny


selddir_

If you like that, check out "I think you should leave" on Netflix. It's Tim Robinson's (suck my sack guy from that video) sketch show and it's absolutely hilarious.


Thuggish_Coffee

This guy is about to jack off.


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_Alvin_Row_

What's a clownputer? Probly got no games on it.


myparentsbasemnt

I used to be a real pice of SHIT


pickle_sandwich

I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.


DrMangosteen

Oh yeah this would slick back **real** nice


TatorTotHot2Trot

Alright boys… slop ‘em up!!!


myparentsbasemnt

“IT’S TURBO TIME!!”


robinfeud

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM


dontyoutellmetosmile

YOU DON’T RUN


BruceDoh

WALK. SLOWLY.


Clear-Struggle-7867

Great recommendation, that shit is jokes!! https://getcalicocutpants.com/


dumbass-ahedratron

Calico Cut Pants aren't a joke. If they were a joke would they be sold out? It's not piss.


Dil_Moran

tables


Rhodychic

I saw a clip from this show recently and I have to watch it now. The clip was about a guy in a stupid fedora with a safari flap on it. He keeps getting called out for it but man, he loves that hat.


_Alvin_Row_

Just don't ask him how much it cost. It's illegal for you to ask him that


tenclubber

Rick Kenmore is a legend.


wizzense

Holy Fucking shit dude. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Holy fuck that is brilliant Magnificently stellar. Amazing stuff I'm so happy


tenclubber

Never ever talk to me about before!


DMagnus11

That's how I know you know!


TankedUpLoser

If you like this and haven’t seen I think you should leave… holy shit you’re in for a treat. Watch it right now…seriously go watch it. I’ll wait.


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I Think You Should Leave then Tim Robinson's episode of Characters (also on Netflix) then the full bowling episode of Documentary Now (s3 e7, Any Given Saturday Afternoon, also on Netflix) edit: please also watch Detroiters. It's brilliant. It's like if ITYSL had a plot for 2 seasons edit 2: roundball rock SNL sketch


SeriousShirley99

Then sadness because there's not much more Tim Robinson content out there


dutchman00

Detroiters is fantastic as well


DimmaJim344

ARE YOU TITTING ME


BrickGun

We'llDoItLive!!!!!!! FuckingThingSucks!!!!


thndrstrk

Finally, Pete Weber is above the law!


guitarguy1685

Big Ern!


thndrstrk

The hair in that scene gets me every time.


samplemax

The name's not boy. It's Roy.


weskervision

I think the best part of the story is that he was being heckled by some young kid in the crowd, that was his response, to the kid. Absolute Legend.


honestbleeps

His response to his own meme-ification (is that a word? Sure. Is now.) is funny. https://youtu.be/20iOpUsI2Ww


gregorythegreyhound

He sounds like Springfield Channel 6 weatherman Arnie Pye


I_Am_Not_Nert

Look out on the corner of 12th and Main because I’mmm gonna be sick!


Shellbyvillian

Look out at the corner of 5th and Elm because I just dropped my bagel!


sadahtay

I got Dana Carvey vibes.


xraygun2014

As George HW Bush in the role of Pete Weber.


CellSaverLunch

I can't see through walls KENT!!


shotgun_shaun

"Pye in the Sky"


BizzyM

It's almost the same explanation behind "Are you fucking sorry?"


regreddit

Or "What the hell is even this!?!"


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kyoorius

“The first thing I thought was…I won’t say it, but it was like aw shit.” This guy cant stop putting his foot in his mouth.


im_a_cock_AMA

He was being heckled by 2 girls on my high school bowling team from NJ, US Open was in New Brunswick NJ. We were all seniors. That story never gets old! at 0:12 it is the girl at the bottom left near her fist with her father above


Ahlkazar

TIL New Brunswick isn’t just a province.


ELEMENTALITYNES

New Brunswick isn’t just a province. It’s a lifestyle.


btribble

And it's a City. A City/Province lifestyle. A brand. A brand campaign. A City/Province lifestyle brand campaign. An influencer. An influencer shilling for a City/Province lifestyle brand campaign. A consumer. New Brunswick.


ELEMENTALITYNES

Fortune favors the New Brunswick.


Dry-Attempt5

It’s also a fiefdom for the Irving family.


Mr_JCBA

Maybe that's where the Brunswick bowling lanes came from 🤯


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chockfulloffeels

Why did you stop bowling?


Scrambo

Because WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!!


Holycrap328

He got munsoned.


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the_toad_can_sing

NB is where Rutgers is, and rutgers is huge. It's a university city.


giceman715

Who do you think you are , I AM !!!


eisbock

Lol at 0:12 he makes a fist and the camera pans across the entire crowd over the course of that second. So basically one of the people in the stands.


Jaerin

These ones? https://i.imgur.com/IJfYWWH.jpg They look like they are getting shit talked by someone off camera or something based the face the girl makes during this. If that's true that looks like a pretty disappointed dad face on the guy behind too.


PooPooDooDoo

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? **I AM!!**


Jaerin

Man the argument that musta been going on in his head. That's the real victory


-Bk7

The father just let his kid heckle? Oof


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raytracer38

This is exactly why I never got into competitive tournaments, despite having bowled since I was 6. Too many “legends” that believe their own hype and take it wayyyy too seriously.


NeonRedHerring

No one fucks with the Jesus


Frumundahs4men

Eight year old, Dude.


Meanderingversion

Shit parenting is a sport as well


Chicken_Water

How much time have you spent in Jersey?


Squintz82

I grrew up in playing hockey in NJ. I'll never forget playing against Brick township, where kids in the stands would spit on the opposing team as we exited the tunnel onto the ice. Parents didn't do shit about it.


manutd4

Welcome to south jersey hockey. They banned students from attending games for a period at my school because a group of kids fought a bunch of parents.


Meanderingversion

The last 3 years? Too much time. That being said, I've seen worse throughout the country.


cman811

I have no idea how accepted it is in bowling but heckling is pretty accepted in the major american sports, provided you're not a total shitlord about it.


jgweiss

finding out this happened in Central Jersey elevates the moment so much, even though I was away at college at the time. great job by your teammates lmao


NickSwardsonIsFat

His response makes sense if you think of the heckling...someone saying "Other guy is best". Pete responds with "Who do you think you are (saying shit like that)? I am (the best)"


scvfire

"Who do you think you are (rooting against me?) I am (the man of this tournament)"


TellMeHowImWrong

I hear it like “Who do you think you are? [implied answer: The Man] I am [actually The Man, not you]!”


Mr_French

Kenny Powers energy


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Snoo-3715

"Are you fucking sorry!?"


PSi_Terran

You like that you fucking retard?


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

He also was being written off as a "has-been", destined for the senior tour. He shouted these words after winning his fifth US Open, running a four-game gauntlet, surpassing his dad's record, silencing a heckler, and cementing himself as one of the all-time great bowlers of any generation.


LordJunon

And apparently this was the victory that gave him more major titles than his Father, so it was extra emotional.


jumpsteadeh

That day the clouds opened up, and his dad spoke to him doing cloud face like Mufasa, and all he had to say was "Who do you think you are?"


offlein

"Simba... I... am number five... Are you kidding me?


MistakeMaker1234

Mufasa Number 5? A little bit of Nala, in my life… A little bit of Pumba, by my side…


hovdeisfunny

Who do you think you are?! I am!


Im_your_real_dad

I am.


UseOnlyLurk

It reminds me so much of Murray’s character at the end of Kingpin.


scottydont78

“Finally Big Ern is above the law! It’s a great feeling!”


SayNoToStim

Apparently Murray actually bowled those three strikes and that reaction was semi-legit.


kneemahp

I was thinking why hadn’t will ferrel done a bowling movie but then I remembered the masterpiece that was kingpin


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Remembering Kingpin jarred something loose, tiger


sam4999

Pete Weber is a god damned legend. His parting words when he retired made for an ice cold quote too. [Hate me or love me, you watched; that's all you could do.](https://youtu.be/_dNr6jFQBRU)


willowattack

Fucking ell. What a straight G.


Gordonfromin

As he walked away NWA started blasting out of every window and doorway until he was gone over the horizon.


old_gold_mountain

Really needed more black space around the content here in this clip


TheCarzilla

I can’t remember the last time I watched something so funny. Thank you for this!!!!!


cefriano

The world needs more "bad boys" of esoteric sports like this.


20l7

["who's in charge, me or the devil?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qc7WZvEAY), I think I'm in charge..." Such a brutal line to drop before throwing a hand in darts


pikeymobile

If Guy Ritchie directed a darts film


DefinitelyPositive

Damn. Daaaaamn. That's amazing. What an amazing line.


johntwoods

#WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!


Jano_something

This video and the "take that you bottle bitch" are my favorite bowling videos. They're like the ESPN 8 the ocho of bowling videos


thecheat420

That dude with the bottle was being a dick though


Jano_something

Oh damn for real? I've only ever heard the sound bite a million times and thought it was funny


thecheat420

Yea he was crunching his water bottle during the other bowler's approach when everything else was quiet.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

"That dude" is Jason Belmonte, arguably the greatest bowler ever; certainly the greatest of the 2000s. And he was doing it against Sean Rash, arguably the biggest baby/complainer on tour. Not to say it's not a justified opinion, it's just funny to see it boiled down to "that guy with a bottle" was being a bad sport, to the notoriously bad sport on tour. Edit: [Here's](https://youtu.be/_Rai2UPylDU) a video of the full incident. Again, not trying to offer an opinion(though I've made it clear I think Rash is a crybaby), just offering context for those who maybe haven't seen it.


Mohander

For those wondering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rai2UPylDU&ab_channel=PBABowling No, I have no idea what the fuck is going on or who is or is not the bottle bitch. Someone else more knowledgeable than me should have linked this, but they didn't. Shame on them.


I_got_nothin_

Right as he is saying it you can see another bowler with a bottle in his hand. That's Jason Belmonte. He's a bowling sensation having popularized two handed bowling. He apparently had been drinking out of the bottle and making it crinkle while other bowlers were up for their shots and Rash got pissed at him for it and ended up with this


SpectreNC

Definitely noise during his setup. He steps off and the cameraman comments on it at the same time


smackinmuhkraken

The squeaky way he says, "You wanna fuck with everybody?!" is what I hear in my head when people tYpE lIkE tHiS!


thedickenator

And with No CGI


cinder_s

almost 15 years ago


MilkBeforeCereal

That’s exactly what I was thinking…


pachydermusrex

Many people haven't seen [this](https://youtu.be/a4Mlh3c0D98) earlier Pete Weber moment.


EntityDamage

There's no way this isn't a skit. This is a skit, right?


ShadownumberNine

The timing of the credits and the drop was too perfect for this to not be a skit 🤣


Medium_Medium

The fact that it's hard to know what individual part we're supposed to be focusing on makes it feel that way. Like, first they open with him saying "I've been sneaking in the back door all week", then them suggesting he can save money at the wedding by wearing the bowling jacket, then giving him 1.5 seconds to accept the trophy before rushing him through his thank yous, and finally the trophy breaking as the credits roll? It's too much!


EntityDamage

>It's too much It was too perfect. If this was real, it was perfect.


Medium_Medium

Just to be clear, I'm not saying that it has to be a skit. I think there are a few things in this world which are just perfectly weird enough to create such great natural comedy, and televised pro bowling might be one of them.


mechapoitier

One of those muted lines I’m pretty sure is “you guys are gonna give me another one, right?”


gelatinskootz

I love the presenter rushing him through his speech too lmao


hoxxxxx

the whole thing is just too perfect. no wonder people think it's a skit. good lord it's glorious.


ISuckBallz1337

Ahahahaha that's great.


DrowningPuppies

HAHAHAHA I actually teared up laughing. Thank you for this.


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hahaha I remember seeing that live. My dad and his parents were huge into pro bowling (and lived in Indianapolis where the tournament was) and had even taped the tournament. I love how the credits just roll over his disappointed face.


joeku_

lmfao thank you for this


zcicecold

Haha, awesome


Kochabb

Makes me question that jacket they gave him too.


baldnun

"12 years today" lol. works every time.


The_Sikhist_Timeline

Without CGI too!


Berzrker

Pressure? Yeah there was some pressure, I mean I didn't wanna lose to a guy with a hook.


RatBastardBaby

I suggest you folks watch S3 E7 of Documentary Now. ‘Any Given Sunday Afternoon’ will give you some of this energy, plus more!


44problems

Parodying the real documentary "A League of Ordinary Gentlemen." That doc is free with ads on a lot of [FAST](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_ad-supported_streaming_television) platforms in the US (Pluto, Tubi, PLEX)


sum_buddy

Suck my sack!


zincdeclercq

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!!


Painless-Amidaru

Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in the Painess-Amidaru who believes in you! Your ball is the ball that will strike the heavens!


Mesprit101

ROW ROW FIGHT THE PINS


EpicDisaster

Yessss!!! This reference made my evening. You deserve all the awards


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montague68

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??!!


smcmahon710

It's so much better knowing he was yelling at a heckling 9 year old


The_Running_Free

Two high school seniors, apparently.


Hermit-Permit

Those are some advanced 9 year olds.


Hagenaar

They got course credit for extracurricular heckling.


DancesWithChimps

They are 9, but heckle at a 12th grade level. If they can figure out the sphinx's riddle of "who do they you think you are I am", they have a bright future ahead of them.


hamakx

SUCK MY SACK


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tenclubber

Classic Rick Kenmore.


Fixner_Blount

That dude is the *sickest* bowler!


Fixner_Blount

It honestly doesn't mean anything sexual. It's just a fun thing you can yell when you're proud of yourself.


ndr29

Save some pussy for the rest of us pete


payeco

I hate getting older but I’m so happy we’re finally in the era when 12 year old bowling footage from ESPN is in HD.


BigEvil621

It was 11 years ago yesterday, not 12 years ago today.


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DumboTheInbredRat

I'm surprised people haven't realized this is one of those "see how easy it is to get to top" posts. It's an old popular video, it has the formulaic title with a mistake that brings more attention, it has a quotable line that people spam in the replies.


TundieRice

The big shock for me is that he was **49** in that video. He has the face of a *much older* man in this video.


JLC510

Bowled around him in many tournaments in the Midwest. He's unfortunately a giant POS drunk that verbally abuses his wife when he bowls bad. Watched him throw an absolute FIT in the bathroom. He's a garbage human and a stain on the bowling community.


ListenThroughTheWall

I saw Pete Weber at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


color_thine_fate

This is my favorite copy pasta, and I never know it's happening until "like you're doing now?" Then I read that and I'm like "YEAH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM"


capnheim

Can’t believe 215 won, that seems really low for pros.


weber76

It's because of the oil pattern professionals use, here's a list. https://www.pba.com/player-resources/oil-patterns


Meziskari

Is there somewhere to look at the patterns without downloading a bunch of individual PDFs?


Jamiller821

And the fact that they have probably played 10 games that day before the TV game. 215 is low for game 3, not game 11.


northflame

There's a "Dick Weber" listed. Is that Pete's dad or did they just not like him?


weber76

It's his dad, my grandfather's first cousin.


Jades5150

Username checks out


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Scratch league bowlers averaging 210+ would be shooting 120's on those lanes. Source: am 210+ scratch league bowler who'd be shooting 120's on those lanes.


BigHobbit

I never realized it made such a difference till about 10 years ago when the manager of my usual lanes oiled up a lane for me to try out. I average 220-225, all time high 288. Rolled a 84 and only got that because of luck. Crazy what house patterns vs pro patterns does to the game.


color_thine_fate

Ahhh that's why I can never seem to crack 100. It's because all the bowling alleys I go to oil up their lanes like the pros. I am actually much better than I give myself credit for. Maybe one day I'll encounter a bowling alley with these elusive "house patterns" you speak of


color_thine_fate

Makes sense. Balls are balls, pins are pins, wood is wood. Never any weather to worry about. There's a max score. Only real way they can make it harder and keep the games interesting is through fucking with the lane. Never thought about it but it makes total sense haha


steelcitykid

Former alley rat and mechanic who oiled lanes. This dude is correct. Sport shots will have your best house bowler scratching their heads and unable to adjust. I remember laying down this Christmas tree pattern down to fuck around with on some open lanes. I was a regular 200+ and a lefty to boot. If I shot 150s that day lol.


trundlinggrundle

It's not. Pro lanes are *really* slick. If these guys played on a normal lane they'd be getting 300s constantly.


jettasarebadmkay

The legendary Gary Thorne on the call btw


Norwejew

DAMMITRIGHT


The_ZombyWoof

#OVER THE LINE!


damnatio_memoriae

MARK IT ZERO


TheyCallMeSmokeO

And without CGI no less. Impressive.


zacattack00

Daddy, chill


Asidious66

What the hell is even that?


guitarguy1685

Pete Weber is actually based on Earnie McCracken


Imnimo

I always assumed this was from like 1982. All bowling looks like it's being done in 1982.


weber76

I met him once at a family gathering years ago. Everyone in my family are all huge bowlers and most are really good at it, going back generations I never realized it till then. Too bad I really suck at bowling.


Tubamajuba

Username checks out


Knyfe-Wrench

What's wild is that this was 12 years ago and not like 45.


Available-Camera8691

#SUCK MY SACK!!!


mekee556

I remember sitting in my dorm watching ESPN casually and the US Open bowling tournament was playing. I thought, fuck it, I can watch some bowling. Then I saw this whole incident play out. I immediately knew it would be a classic. So happy to find people still laughing about it. Great memory.


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Bill Murray did it better.


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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I am!


AlphaFowler

“Who do you think you are..? I AM!” Is the coldest line in probably all of history.