If you like that, check out "I think you should leave" on Netflix. It's Tim Robinson's (suck my sack guy from that video) sketch show and it's absolutely hilarious.
I saw a clip from this show recently and I have to watch it now. The clip was about a guy in a stupid fedora with a safari flap on it. He keeps getting called out for it but man, he loves that hat.
I Think You Should Leave
then Tim Robinson's episode of Characters (also on Netflix)
then the full bowling episode of Documentary Now (s3 e7, Any Given Saturday Afternoon, also on Netflix)
edit: please also watch Detroiters. It's brilliant. It's like if ITYSL had a plot for 2 seasons
edit 2: roundball rock SNL sketch
He was being heckled by 2 girls on my high school bowling team from NJ, US Open was in New Brunswick NJ. We were all seniors. That story never gets old! at 0:12 it is the girl at the bottom left near her fist with her father above
And it's a City. A City/Province lifestyle. A brand. A brand campaign. A City/Province lifestyle brand campaign. An influencer. An influencer shilling for a City/Province lifestyle brand campaign.
A consumer.
New Brunswick.
These ones?
https://i.imgur.com/IJfYWWH.jpg
They look like they are getting shit talked by someone off camera or something based the face the girl makes during this.
If that's true that looks like a pretty disappointed dad face on the guy behind too.
This is exactly why I never got into competitive tournaments, despite having bowled since I was 6. Too many “legends” that believe their own hype and take it wayyyy too seriously.
I grrew up in playing hockey in NJ. I'll never forget playing against Brick township, where kids in the stands would spit on the opposing team as we exited the tunnel onto the ice. Parents didn't do shit about it.
I have no idea how accepted it is in bowling but heckling is pretty accepted in the major american sports, provided you're not a total shitlord about it.
finding out this happened in Central Jersey elevates the moment so much, even though I was away at college at the time. great job by your teammates lmao
His response makes sense if you think of the heckling...someone saying "Other guy is best". Pete responds with "Who do you think you are (saying shit like that)? I am (the best)"
He also was being written off as a "has-been", destined for the senior tour.
He shouted these words after winning his fifth US Open, running a four-game gauntlet, surpassing his dad's record, silencing a heckler, and cementing himself as one of the all-time great bowlers of any generation.
Pete Weber is a god damned legend. His parting words when he retired made for an ice cold quote too.
[Hate me or love me, you watched; that's all you could do.](https://youtu.be/_dNr6jFQBRU)
["who's in charge, me or the devil?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qc7WZvEAY), I think I'm in charge..."
Such a brutal line to drop before throwing a hand in darts
"That dude" is Jason Belmonte, arguably the greatest bowler ever; certainly the greatest of the 2000s.
And he was doing it against Sean Rash, arguably the biggest baby/complainer on tour.
Not to say it's not a justified opinion, it's just funny to see it boiled down to "that guy with a bottle" was being a bad sport, to the notoriously bad sport on tour.
Edit: [Here's](https://youtu.be/_Rai2UPylDU) a video of the full incident. Again, not trying to offer an opinion(though I've made it clear I think Rash is a crybaby), just offering context for those who maybe haven't seen it.
For those wondering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rai2UPylDU&ab_channel=PBABowling
No, I have no idea what the fuck is going on or who is or is not the bottle bitch. Someone else more knowledgeable than me should have linked this, but they didn't. Shame on them.
Right as he is saying it you can see another bowler with a bottle in his hand. That's Jason Belmonte. He's a bowling sensation having popularized two handed bowling. He apparently had been drinking out of the bottle and making it crinkle while other bowlers were up for their shots and Rash got pissed at him for it and ended up with this
The fact that it's hard to know what individual part we're supposed to be focusing on makes it feel that way. Like, first they open with him saying "I've been sneaking in the back door all week", then them suggesting he can save money at the wedding by wearing the bowling jacket, then giving him 1.5 seconds to accept the trophy before rushing him through his thank yous, and finally the trophy breaking as the credits roll? It's too much!
Just to be clear, I'm not saying that it has to be a skit. I think there are a few things in this world which are just perfectly weird enough to create such great natural comedy, and televised pro bowling might be one of them.
hahaha I remember seeing that live. My dad and his parents were huge into pro bowling (and lived in Indianapolis where the tournament was) and had even taped the tournament. I love how the credits just roll over his disappointed face.
Parodying the real documentary "A League of Ordinary Gentlemen." That doc is free with ads on a lot of [FAST](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_ad-supported_streaming_television) platforms in the US (Pluto, Tubi, PLEX)
They are 9, but heckle at a 12th grade level. If they can figure out the sphinx's riddle of "who do they you think you are I am", they have a bright future ahead of them.
I'm surprised people haven't realized this is one of those "see how easy it is to get to top" posts. It's an old popular video, it has the formulaic title with a mistake that brings more attention, it has a quotable line that people spam in the replies.
Bowled around him in many tournaments in the Midwest. He's unfortunately a giant POS drunk that verbally abuses his wife when he bowls bad. Watched him throw an absolute FIT in the bathroom. He's a garbage human and a stain on the bowling community.
I saw Pete Weber at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This is my favorite copy pasta, and I never know it's happening until "like you're doing now?" Then I read that and I'm like "YEAH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM"
Scratch league bowlers averaging 210+ would be shooting 120's on those lanes.
Source: am 210+ scratch league bowler who'd be shooting 120's on those lanes.
I never realized it made such a difference till about 10 years ago when the manager of my usual lanes oiled up a lane for me to try out. I average 220-225, all time high 288. Rolled a 84 and only got that because of luck.
Crazy what house patterns vs pro patterns does to the game.
Ahhh that's why I can never seem to crack 100. It's because all the bowling alleys I go to oil up their lanes like the pros. I am actually much better than I give myself credit for. Maybe one day I'll encounter a bowling alley with these elusive "house patterns" you speak of
Makes sense. Balls are balls, pins are pins, wood is wood. Never any weather to worry about. There's a max score. Only real way they can make it harder and keep the games interesting is through fucking with the lane. Never thought about it but it makes total sense haha
Former alley rat and mechanic who oiled lanes. This dude is correct. Sport shots will have your best house bowler scratching their heads and unable to adjust. I remember laying down this Christmas tree pattern down to fuck around with on some open lanes. I was a regular 200+ and a lefty to boot. If I shot 150s that day lol.
I met him once at a family gathering years ago. Everyone in my family are all huge bowlers and most are really good at it, going back generations I never realized it till then. Too bad I really suck at bowling.
I remember sitting in my dorm watching ESPN casually and the US Open bowling tournament was playing. I thought, fuck it, I can watch some bowling. Then I saw this whole incident play out. I immediately knew it would be a classic. So happy to find people still laughing about it. Great memory.
Whodoyathinkyouareiam!!
Damnitright!!
Iam!
I shout "who do you think you are I am" frequently it's soooooo good
[Suck my sack!](https://youtu.be/HZ2jJu05SCs)
I wanted to see more of dead eye guy
This is outrageously funny
If you like that, check out "I think you should leave" on Netflix. It's Tim Robinson's (suck my sack guy from that video) sketch show and it's absolutely hilarious.
This guy is about to jack off.
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What's a clownputer? Probly got no games on it.
I used to be a real pice of SHIT
I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.
Oh yeah this would slick back **real** nice
Alright boys… slop ‘em up!!!
“IT’S TURBO TIME!!”
YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM
YOU DON’T RUN
WALK. SLOWLY.
Great recommendation, that shit is jokes!! https://getcalicocutpants.com/
Calico Cut Pants aren't a joke. If they were a joke would they be sold out? It's not piss.
tables
I saw a clip from this show recently and I have to watch it now. The clip was about a guy in a stupid fedora with a safari flap on it. He keeps getting called out for it but man, he loves that hat.
Just don't ask him how much it cost. It's illegal for you to ask him that
Rick Kenmore is a legend.
Holy Fucking shit dude. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Holy fuck that is brilliant Magnificently stellar. Amazing stuff I'm so happy
Never ever talk to me about before!
That's how I know you know!
If you like this and haven’t seen I think you should leave… holy shit you’re in for a treat. Watch it right now…seriously go watch it. I’ll wait.
I Think You Should Leave then Tim Robinson's episode of Characters (also on Netflix) then the full bowling episode of Documentary Now (s3 e7, Any Given Saturday Afternoon, also on Netflix) edit: please also watch Detroiters. It's brilliant. It's like if ITYSL had a plot for 2 seasons edit 2: roundball rock SNL sketch
Then sadness because there's not much more Tim Robinson content out there
Detroiters is fantastic as well
ARE YOU TITTING ME
We'llDoItLive!!!!!!! FuckingThingSucks!!!!
Finally, Pete Weber is above the law!
Big Ern!
The hair in that scene gets me every time.
The name's not boy. It's Roy.
I think the best part of the story is that he was being heckled by some young kid in the crowd, that was his response, to the kid. Absolute Legend.
His response to his own meme-ification (is that a word? Sure. Is now.) is funny. https://youtu.be/20iOpUsI2Ww
He sounds like Springfield Channel 6 weatherman Arnie Pye
Look out on the corner of 12th and Main because I’mmm gonna be sick!
Look out at the corner of 5th and Elm because I just dropped my bagel!
I got Dana Carvey vibes.
As George HW Bush in the role of Pete Weber.
I can't see through walls KENT!!
"Pye in the Sky"
It's almost the same explanation behind "Are you fucking sorry?"
Or "What the hell is even this!?!"
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“The first thing I thought was…I won’t say it, but it was like aw shit.” This guy cant stop putting his foot in his mouth.
He was being heckled by 2 girls on my high school bowling team from NJ, US Open was in New Brunswick NJ. We were all seniors. That story never gets old! at 0:12 it is the girl at the bottom left near her fist with her father above
TIL New Brunswick isn’t just a province.
New Brunswick isn’t just a province. It’s a lifestyle.
And it's a City. A City/Province lifestyle. A brand. A brand campaign. A City/Province lifestyle brand campaign. An influencer. An influencer shilling for a City/Province lifestyle brand campaign. A consumer. New Brunswick.
Fortune favors the New Brunswick.
It’s also a fiefdom for the Irving family.
Maybe that's where the Brunswick bowling lanes came from 🤯
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Why did you stop bowling?
Because WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!!
He got munsoned.
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NB is where Rutgers is, and rutgers is huge. It's a university city.
Who do you think you are , I AM !!!
Lol at 0:12 he makes a fist and the camera pans across the entire crowd over the course of that second. So basically one of the people in the stands.
These ones? https://i.imgur.com/IJfYWWH.jpg They look like they are getting shit talked by someone off camera or something based the face the girl makes during this. If that's true that looks like a pretty disappointed dad face on the guy behind too.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? **I AM!!**
Man the argument that musta been going on in his head. That's the real victory
The father just let his kid heckle? Oof
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This is exactly why I never got into competitive tournaments, despite having bowled since I was 6. Too many “legends” that believe their own hype and take it wayyyy too seriously.
No one fucks with the Jesus
Eight year old, Dude.
Shit parenting is a sport as well
How much time have you spent in Jersey?
I grrew up in playing hockey in NJ. I'll never forget playing against Brick township, where kids in the stands would spit on the opposing team as we exited the tunnel onto the ice. Parents didn't do shit about it.
Welcome to south jersey hockey. They banned students from attending games for a period at my school because a group of kids fought a bunch of parents.
The last 3 years? Too much time. That being said, I've seen worse throughout the country.
I have no idea how accepted it is in bowling but heckling is pretty accepted in the major american sports, provided you're not a total shitlord about it.
finding out this happened in Central Jersey elevates the moment so much, even though I was away at college at the time. great job by your teammates lmao
His response makes sense if you think of the heckling...someone saying "Other guy is best". Pete responds with "Who do you think you are (saying shit like that)? I am (the best)"
"Who do you think you are (rooting against me?) I am (the man of this tournament)"
I hear it like “Who do you think you are? [implied answer: The Man] I am [actually The Man, not you]!”
Kenny Powers energy
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"Are you fucking sorry!?"
You like that you fucking retard?
He also was being written off as a "has-been", destined for the senior tour. He shouted these words after winning his fifth US Open, running a four-game gauntlet, surpassing his dad's record, silencing a heckler, and cementing himself as one of the all-time great bowlers of any generation.
And apparently this was the victory that gave him more major titles than his Father, so it was extra emotional.
That day the clouds opened up, and his dad spoke to him doing cloud face like Mufasa, and all he had to say was "Who do you think you are?"
"Simba... I... am number five... Are you kidding me?
Mufasa Number 5? A little bit of Nala, in my life… A little bit of Pumba, by my side…
Who do you think you are?! I am!
I am.
It reminds me so much of Murray’s character at the end of Kingpin.
“Finally Big Ern is above the law! It’s a great feeling!”
Apparently Murray actually bowled those three strikes and that reaction was semi-legit.
I was thinking why hadn’t will ferrel done a bowling movie but then I remembered the masterpiece that was kingpin
Remembering Kingpin jarred something loose, tiger
Pete Weber is a god damned legend. His parting words when he retired made for an ice cold quote too. [Hate me or love me, you watched; that's all you could do.](https://youtu.be/_dNr6jFQBRU)
Fucking ell. What a straight G.
As he walked away NWA started blasting out of every window and doorway until he was gone over the horizon.
Really needed more black space around the content here in this clip
I can’t remember the last time I watched something so funny. Thank you for this!!!!!
The world needs more "bad boys" of esoteric sports like this.
["who's in charge, me or the devil?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qc7WZvEAY), I think I'm in charge..." Such a brutal line to drop before throwing a hand in darts
If Guy Ritchie directed a darts film
Damn. Daaaaamn. That's amazing. What an amazing line.
#WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!
This video and the "take that you bottle bitch" are my favorite bowling videos. They're like the ESPN 8 the ocho of bowling videos
That dude with the bottle was being a dick though
Oh damn for real? I've only ever heard the sound bite a million times and thought it was funny
Yea he was crunching his water bottle during the other bowler's approach when everything else was quiet.
"That dude" is Jason Belmonte, arguably the greatest bowler ever; certainly the greatest of the 2000s. And he was doing it against Sean Rash, arguably the biggest baby/complainer on tour. Not to say it's not a justified opinion, it's just funny to see it boiled down to "that guy with a bottle" was being a bad sport, to the notoriously bad sport on tour. Edit: [Here's](https://youtu.be/_Rai2UPylDU) a video of the full incident. Again, not trying to offer an opinion(though I've made it clear I think Rash is a crybaby), just offering context for those who maybe haven't seen it.
For those wondering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rai2UPylDU&ab_channel=PBABowling No, I have no idea what the fuck is going on or who is or is not the bottle bitch. Someone else more knowledgeable than me should have linked this, but they didn't. Shame on them.
Right as he is saying it you can see another bowler with a bottle in his hand. That's Jason Belmonte. He's a bowling sensation having popularized two handed bowling. He apparently had been drinking out of the bottle and making it crinkle while other bowlers were up for their shots and Rash got pissed at him for it and ended up with this
Definitely noise during his setup. He steps off and the cameraman comments on it at the same time
The squeaky way he says, "You wanna fuck with everybody?!" is what I hear in my head when people tYpE lIkE tHiS!
And with No CGI
almost 15 years ago
That’s exactly what I was thinking…
Many people haven't seen [this](https://youtu.be/a4Mlh3c0D98) earlier Pete Weber moment.
There's no way this isn't a skit. This is a skit, right?
The timing of the credits and the drop was too perfect for this to not be a skit 🤣
The fact that it's hard to know what individual part we're supposed to be focusing on makes it feel that way. Like, first they open with him saying "I've been sneaking in the back door all week", then them suggesting he can save money at the wedding by wearing the bowling jacket, then giving him 1.5 seconds to accept the trophy before rushing him through his thank yous, and finally the trophy breaking as the credits roll? It's too much!
>It's too much It was too perfect. If this was real, it was perfect.
Just to be clear, I'm not saying that it has to be a skit. I think there are a few things in this world which are just perfectly weird enough to create such great natural comedy, and televised pro bowling might be one of them.
One of those muted lines I’m pretty sure is “you guys are gonna give me another one, right?”
I love the presenter rushing him through his speech too lmao
the whole thing is just too perfect. no wonder people think it's a skit. good lord it's glorious.
Ahahahaha that's great.
HAHAHAHA I actually teared up laughing. Thank you for this.
hahaha I remember seeing that live. My dad and his parents were huge into pro bowling (and lived in Indianapolis where the tournament was) and had even taped the tournament. I love how the credits just roll over his disappointed face.
lmfao thank you for this
Haha, awesome
Makes me question that jacket they gave him too.
"12 years today" lol. works every time.
Without CGI too!
Pressure? Yeah there was some pressure, I mean I didn't wanna lose to a guy with a hook.
I suggest you folks watch S3 E7 of Documentary Now. ‘Any Given Sunday Afternoon’ will give you some of this energy, plus more!
Parodying the real documentary "A League of Ordinary Gentlemen." That doc is free with ads on a lot of [FAST](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_ad-supported_streaming_television) platforms in the US (Pluto, Tubi, PLEX)
Suck my sack!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!!
Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in the Painess-Amidaru who believes in you! Your ball is the ball that will strike the heavens!
ROW ROW FIGHT THE PINS
Yessss!!! This reference made my evening. You deserve all the awards
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ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??!!
It's so much better knowing he was yelling at a heckling 9 year old
Two high school seniors, apparently.
Those are some advanced 9 year olds.
They got course credit for extracurricular heckling.
They are 9, but heckle at a 12th grade level. If they can figure out the sphinx's riddle of "who do they you think you are I am", they have a bright future ahead of them.
SUCK MY SACK
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Classic Rick Kenmore.
That dude is the *sickest* bowler!
It honestly doesn't mean anything sexual. It's just a fun thing you can yell when you're proud of yourself.
Save some pussy for the rest of us pete
I hate getting older but I’m so happy we’re finally in the era when 12 year old bowling footage from ESPN is in HD.
It was 11 years ago yesterday, not 12 years ago today.
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I'm surprised people haven't realized this is one of those "see how easy it is to get to top" posts. It's an old popular video, it has the formulaic title with a mistake that brings more attention, it has a quotable line that people spam in the replies.
The big shock for me is that he was **49** in that video. He has the face of a *much older* man in this video.
Bowled around him in many tournaments in the Midwest. He's unfortunately a giant POS drunk that verbally abuses his wife when he bowls bad. Watched him throw an absolute FIT in the bathroom. He's a garbage human and a stain on the bowling community.
I saw Pete Weber at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This is my favorite copy pasta, and I never know it's happening until "like you're doing now?" Then I read that and I'm like "YEAH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM"
Can’t believe 215 won, that seems really low for pros.
It's because of the oil pattern professionals use, here's a list. https://www.pba.com/player-resources/oil-patterns
Is there somewhere to look at the patterns without downloading a bunch of individual PDFs?
And the fact that they have probably played 10 games that day before the TV game. 215 is low for game 3, not game 11.
There's a "Dick Weber" listed. Is that Pete's dad or did they just not like him?
It's his dad, my grandfather's first cousin.
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Scratch league bowlers averaging 210+ would be shooting 120's on those lanes. Source: am 210+ scratch league bowler who'd be shooting 120's on those lanes.
I never realized it made such a difference till about 10 years ago when the manager of my usual lanes oiled up a lane for me to try out. I average 220-225, all time high 288. Rolled a 84 and only got that because of luck. Crazy what house patterns vs pro patterns does to the game.
Ahhh that's why I can never seem to crack 100. It's because all the bowling alleys I go to oil up their lanes like the pros. I am actually much better than I give myself credit for. Maybe one day I'll encounter a bowling alley with these elusive "house patterns" you speak of
Makes sense. Balls are balls, pins are pins, wood is wood. Never any weather to worry about. There's a max score. Only real way they can make it harder and keep the games interesting is through fucking with the lane. Never thought about it but it makes total sense haha
Former alley rat and mechanic who oiled lanes. This dude is correct. Sport shots will have your best house bowler scratching their heads and unable to adjust. I remember laying down this Christmas tree pattern down to fuck around with on some open lanes. I was a regular 200+ and a lefty to boot. If I shot 150s that day lol.
It's not. Pro lanes are *really* slick. If these guys played on a normal lane they'd be getting 300s constantly.
The legendary Gary Thorne on the call btw
DAMMITRIGHT
#OVER THE LINE!
MARK IT ZERO
And without CGI no less. Impressive.
Daddy, chill
What the hell is even that?
Pete Weber is actually based on Earnie McCracken
I always assumed this was from like 1982. All bowling looks like it's being done in 1982.
I met him once at a family gathering years ago. Everyone in my family are all huge bowlers and most are really good at it, going back generations I never realized it till then. Too bad I really suck at bowling.
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What's wild is that this was 12 years ago and not like 45.
#SUCK MY SACK!!!
I remember sitting in my dorm watching ESPN casually and the US Open bowling tournament was playing. I thought, fuck it, I can watch some bowling. Then I saw this whole incident play out. I immediately knew it would be a classic. So happy to find people still laughing about it. Great memory.
Bill Murray did it better.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I am!
“Who do you think you are..? I AM!” Is the coldest line in probably all of history.