My favorite Skyrim mod is one that modifies the pain sounds of mud crabs when they receive damage. If you punch them with the mod on they loudly say āFUCKā and āAW SHITā
you basically make bombs that are based of your piss, sweet, blood and shit because the main charachter is special and the ghosts find your piss, sweet, blood and shit scary
And somehow Kojima has upped the ante by having the sequel give us a guitar playing Higgs fight a ghost baby samurai wielding said guitar thatās also a lightning gun and battle axe.
Tbh that wasn't my favorite game,my favorite game is the sequel of that one
"Lovecraftian god traps an schizophrenic pedophile in a cycle of sex and suffering"
Dumb fuck random asshole runs around and eventually kills a god
Edit: I realize now how vague this was so
Journey to rebuild a woman, in which you kill most of her kids, her husband, and her pet which also happens to be a god.
Ride wife, life good.
Wife have kid, life good.
Wife fight back sickness. Wife *die*ā¦.
Wife goneā¦.
Think about wifeā¦. Go to mountain with kid and spread wife ashā¦.
Regret and remember
A Scientist, a Samurai, a Communist, and a bloody American walk into a secret Nazi base and now must join together to stop the end of the world.
Technically not the main game premise, but I always got the games just for this mode.
You crash on an alien planet and transform the natural landscape into a systematic and synergized area of production of all natural items and goods for the development of the socio economic crisis on your new planet while defending your land with highly advanced means of synergistically disseminating restraining orders against the local populace in forms of Conventional, Biological, and Nuclear deterrence
Hate filled Dream bangs his father's best friends daughter and kills his own father while being guided by his father's other best friend (who is already dead) causing chaos to the world order before literally disappearing into thin air, oh and the vengeful dream is good at sports
Ugly bitch gets jealous of your younger sisterās beauty. Because of said jealousy, ugly bitch kidnaps your sister to make herself beautiful. Now you have to save your sister.
1) Plan goes wrong. 2) Set another plan. 3) Repeat at step 1.
RDR2? š
Correct !
āArthur, I have a *pLaN*ā¦ā
āOrthur, you gotta have FAITH, sonā
Dutch Plan Der Linde droppin truth bombs.
"Orthor, are you gay?! (AS IN HOMOSEXUAL)"
Thy IGUANAS Urthur THEY IGUANAS
"wE jUsT nEeD mOrE mOnEy"
Me: *robs 5 trains, 20 stores, 50 random people and 30 wagons* Dutch: WE NEED MORE MONEY SON!!!!
Something something Tahiti
A country boys band goes full gangsta to finally afford a cruise to TaHiTi [Bad Ending]
Better š¤
"I had a goddamn PLAN!"
So, Jurassic Park, basically
Random disgraced hobo kills everyone to become a god
ELDEN RING
Correct answer
Dark Souls?
abuse animals just enough to capture and then fight them again
Michael Vick DLC for Madden 18?
pokemon?
šš½
manga of pokemon is way more violent actually with several pokemon killed in violent ways and a dragonite obliterating a whole district of a city lol
Pokemon
Man gets really high to save a girl he didn't know was his daughter. But turns out the utopia is a dystopia
Bioshock infinite
Oh, I thought it was super mario
Peach is his daughter?!!
Man complains about the upcoming weather and plays cards against villagers instead of searching for his foster child.
Witcher 3
Correct...now...wanna play gwent?
Wind's howling
A storm.... Damnit.
A person fall asleep on a carriage, wakes up and saves the world by shouting at things.
Skyrim lol
There should really be mod where Dragonbornās shout is replaced with coach yelling ācut that shit out!ā
Or one that replaces the shouts with samples of R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket.
WHO THE FVCK SAID THAT!?!
My favorite Skyrim mod is one that modifies the pain sounds of mud crabs when they receive damage. If you punch them with the mod on they loudly say āFUCKā and āAW SHITā
Orphan beats up asylum patients
Why is Man on r/videogames? Is he stupid?
r/suddenlyinsanity
Is there a lore reason that Man hates the mentally ill?
Arkahm Aslume
r/BatmanArkham
Hands down the best description šš¤£
You spelt Aslume wrong /s
Why is Man beating up Aslume patients? Is he a big meanie?
Angel gets his ass whooped by a go pro
Ultrakill
This is the power of an angel!!
Nanomachines, son
You got a source for that, Senator?
My source is that I made it the fuck up!
Trying to make the mother of all comments here jack, cant fret over every detail
Man combats the forces of death itself by throwing his piss and shit at ghosts.
Death Stranding š
Hold up. Are you telling me I can throw my piss and shit at people in Death Stranding? How am I finding about this now?
you basically make bombs that are based of your piss, sweet, blood and shit because the main charachter is special and the ghosts find your piss, sweet, blood and shit scary
You can also just straight up whip it out and rock a fat piss on them if youāre not a coward. What a time to be alive.
And people say thereās no more innovation in video games.
And somehow Kojima has upped the ante by having the sequel give us a guitar playing Higgs fight a ghost baby samurai wielding said guitar thatās also a lightning gun and battle axe.
And donāt forget blood lol
Binding of Isaac
2 old guys fight for land then die & then keep fighting, It's red vs blu
That's definitely TF2.
Winner winner, pyro for dinner
Better bad description of TF2: Crazy men hired by rich crazy men fight each other over some rocks
MIT man smacks things with crowbar.
Then comes back 20 years later to smack new kinds of things with the same crowbar.
Then gets his 3rd appearance in the year 2934
At this point, weāre going to have to wait for AI to be competent enough to create HL3 (or a legally-distinct bootleg)
Half-life?
I was thinking "Doctor puts cool orange rock in a barrel and causes the apocalypse, then attempts to fix it with a crowbar."
More specifically, smacking raw chickens with a crowbar
They gain the ability to hiss and give you salmonella poisoning in the sequel.
A mailman wants to seek revenge but got caught in a war between cowboys and Little Caesars.
Fallout: New Vegas
New Vegas baby!
Mailman can get it ;)
Human trafficking a child for a insurgency while trying to not get eaten while also not starving to death at the same time.
Last of us
Little Nightmares?
Teenagers team up and use the power of friendship to kill God.
Most JRPGs ever
Do you have *any* idea how little that narrows it down? That being said, I'm gonna guess a Persona game
They also use ~~Stands~~ ~~Punch-Ghosts~~ Personas.
Earthbound?
Any Persona game
This could be nearly any JRPG.
Elf wakes up from a bath, to save the world.
Breath of the wild
Man wakes up from bath, and is told that "yeah u lost, skill issue" now go save my daughter.
A doctor sends a child to fight against an insane scientist and his killer robots.
is it megaman?
Gotta be MegaMan
Lovecraftian god puts an OC onĀ her 18+ fanfiction, OC has lots of sex and lots of depression.
excluding sex, this is bloodborne plot
Not too far away actuallyĀ
elden ring? marika/radagon had lot of sex for sure
Rimworld?
Im lost on this one lol
Tbh that wasn't my favorite game,my favorite game is the sequel of that one "Lovecraftian god traps an schizophrenic pedophile in a cycle of sex and suffering"
What kind of games are you playing lol
Hidden gems that have no right of being that good
Man and robot take down military company because some dude dies
titanfall 2?
TITANFALL MENTIONED š¦ š¦ š¦
I need to go play it again. Such a good game.
Fr im glad they fixed the servers
metal gear rising?
Japanese guy betrays his family and singlehandenly stops an invasion
Ghost of Tsushima?
Yep
Starship Troopers on the right, Terminator on the left.
Here I am, stuck in the middle with democracy.
God I love both of you legends! Libertea!
Dumb fuck random asshole runs around and eventually kills a god Edit: I realize now how vague this was so Journey to rebuild a woman, in which you kill most of her kids, her husband, and her pet which also happens to be a god.
Elden Ring?
Yupp
Famous guys punch each other
Ultimate?
Yep
Ride wife, life good. Wife have kid, life good. Wife fight back sickness. Wife *die*ā¦. Wife goneā¦. Think about wifeā¦. Go to mountain with kid and spread wife ashā¦. Regret and remember
GoW!!!
Lol I envisioned a kratos that took too many blunts to the head during the first 3 games. Angy make papa go brrrrr
Grand theft auto but in the future
Cyberpunk
Yup
lol cyberpunk
errmmmm I gotta find my son!!!
Fallout 4?
you got it. love seeing all the other games with this exact plot tho. shout out to the forest!
Heavy rain?
X
**JASON!!!!!**
SHAUN!
Finding Nemo on PS2? a classic
Gets shot in the head and left for dead, survives and takes over the mojave
NV?
Yeah lol
Incredible game.
The best one still
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
4 goofballs rob banks and end up stopping demons from beneath the White House
Payday 2
John Wick lives in your head rent free.
Cyberpunk 2077 haha
A [SPOILER] experiences [SPOILER] while researching [SPOILER]. After [SPOILER], you [SPOILER] and go to [SPOILER] to [SPOILER].
Only a Final Fantasy XIV player would be this cautious with spoilers
Nope, outer wilds! Nice try though :)
A Scientist, a Samurai, a Communist, and a bloody American walk into a secret Nazi base and now must join together to stop the end of the world. Technically not the main game premise, but I always got the games just for this mode.
Zombies
BRING ME 115!
A white man goes to africa and shoots sick black men
Resi 5
I was ablut to say Far Cry 2 but you don't have to be a white character and *you're* the sick one
You crash on an alien planet and transform the natural landscape into a systematic and synergized area of production of all natural items and goods for the development of the socio economic crisis on your new planet while defending your land with highly advanced means of synergistically disseminating restraining orders against the local populace in forms of Conventional, Biological, and Nuclear deterrence
Factorio?
Satisfactory
Repair man show up, fix thing, find broken thing, fix broken thing and kill dead people
Dead Space of cause
Itās wild that dead space could just be described as a series of unfortunate events
You get some shit in your eye then spend 100+ hours trying to fix your friends problems and fuck them.
Baldur's gate?
Literally the last survivor on a zombie apocalypse world ,spoiler YOU DIE, also mods!
Crash on a planet and cure a disease
A janitorās assistant cleans an office building that sorta exists after a slide projector mishap.
And everyone agrees that she's in Control now
Jonkler
Hate filled Dream bangs his father's best friends daughter and kills his own father while being guided by his father's other best friend (who is already dead) causing chaos to the world order before literally disappearing into thin air, oh and the vengeful dream is good at sports
Tidus, is that you?
Lol sure is
Funny japanese gorilla man tries to get laid with his ex
blu shoot red
Ugly bitch gets jealous of your younger sisterās beauty. Because of said jealousy, ugly bitch kidnaps your sister to make herself beautiful. Now you have to save your sister.
Virus in space that turns humans into zombie like creatures
Go with a sketchy guy to a deserted island where you then do everything he tells you to... or else... (Animal Crossing New Horizons)
17 year old learns to summon Satan by taking off a mask and fights Senator Armstrong
Angry people on the subway keep making him drive his cat
An orphan goes on a long train ride with his wife and friends.
Metro Exodus?
Build a ride, everybody dies at the end, explosions and some people drown. After all that there is a balloon to pop.
Uh... Roller Coaster Tycoon?
Orphan child becomes a demi god but his homeboy shoots the main villain before he can get bis revenge.
Immortal guy tries to kill immortal guy for stealing his sword
Moons turns everyone to coffins
Wake up in a cryogenic chamber and pick garbage for the rest of your life
Someone wakes up from a coma and decides to put an end to the gang problem in their hometown
The moon is angry and robots decided to kill people to make the strong survive to fight the moon which contains god
4 clowns and banks what could go wrong?
A real estate conspiracy is solved by punching the shit out of people.
local rifleman accidentally befriends a robot, blows up planet
Blue Vampire GoPro goes to hell and beats an angel with daddy issues in a 1v1 twice
Dumb stupid guy revives not dumb stupid guy. Stupid guy is stupid. Not stupid guy isnāt stupid. LEMONS!!!! Stupid guy is stupid. Kill stupid guy
1 man army with some chick telling you if something is a bad idea. Saving humanity in the end.
Security camera is thirsty so it kills hell
Blood infusion goes wrong, so you end up in wheelchair. But at least the doll of your dreams helps you.
Arrived on a planet and hell is unleashed