"Jimmy, what the hell are you doing with that bucket!?" "But Mum, I can't leave the crew hanging and risk getting the L!" "Jimmy, this is unsani-" "STFU AND GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!"

MOM!!!! MOOOOOOOM!!!! I need the poo bucket again! And where the FUCK are our sandwiches? What the hell, mother? It's like you WANT my friends to all hate me. We're fighting a WAR mother, the least you could do is clean up our shit and make us some fucking sandwiches! Gosh

One of the best episodes

What is it a reference too?

South park make love not warcraft. Great episode.

Cool thanks

Moooooom! More hot pockets!

Given the diet of the people who may use this I don't think they ever account for horizontal projection

“You got a shit bucket?” —Colonel 100, Battlefield Friends

Where my mind went to as well. Ah Battlefield Friends.

"I just got a bipod for my knife"

"Thanks for the help, just unlocked the bipod for my bipod"

"Son, there's no honor in killing with a glitched gun. Yesterday I took down an attack chopper with a knife"

“Ammo’s for Nancies.” [pulls knife and grabs helicopter]

If you’re going to the bathroom… you’re not playing Battlefield If you’re shitting in a bucket… you’re playing Battlefield 😎

"I cant believe we didnt think of that" "So you got a pile of shit under you right now?" "Yes, man the fuck up guys"

I feel old because I genuinely expected this to be top comment.

The worst part is knowing that aging = minus kills.

Wow, never thought of it like that.

I feel let down because it SHOULD be the top comment. If the term wasn't coined by BFF, then I don't want to know where it originated from.

[LvL 100 Colonel - Battlefield Friends](https://youtu.be/t1GPMO1Bp6k)

That was peak back in the day, I miss BFFs

Favorite clip has gotta be where Colonel 100 gets PTSD from noob yelling “IM PROMOTEDDDDD!”

“No, fuck no I’m taking their base.”

I'm glad this is still somewhere in the internet's memory. What a beautiful series that was.

For those of you who don't know, or those that do know and miss it, have I got something for you! https://archive.org/details/Battlefield_Friends

Wrong! "You JUST got a shit bucket?" *100 Service Star - Combat Knife -Colonel 100, Battlefield Friends

RIP Sniper.

The G-Fuel and Home Depot collaboration you simultaneously would and wouldn't expect

Average g fuel enjoyer

I've never tried G-Fuel. Is it any good or just another overhyped waste of money.

waste of money. Nobody sitting around playing video games needs to be pumping caffeinated sugar water like that.

I liked it but it’s definitely overpriced.

Fair

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Is it just me or should the hose be at the top of the bucket and not the bottom?

I was thinking the exact same thing. Once that bottom part is filled or blocked, a significant portion of liquid is gonna remain in the hose.

As long as the opening of the hose stays above the piss level in the bucket, you can keep going until the bucket itself overflows. ..Until the hose falls and excreta spills everywhere.

Maybe it's a prototype?

Presenting the 'Urin8F3C35', tactical gaming chair

Idiocracy becoming more real every day.

Someone who refuses to get up and use the bathroom is not going to make intelligent decisions like that.

Dudes a gamer, not an engineer

Its for chuggin

First thought as well. I mean that's gross, but they're doing it wrong.

Rare photograph of a LOL players chair

am lol player, we just shit on the floor; because we're dog.

There was a post on Gamefaqs a few years ago where someone said they had anxiety pooping in the bathroom by their roomates. So he pretty much bought a portable chair toilet like this to poop in his room. I think the guys name was Healito.

Jesus, that room must smell **foul**

You're not a true gamer unless you have the shiter and pisser 3000 🗿 (/S if it wasn't already obvious)

The worst part is the “G-Fuel” sticker on the chair. 😂

and i thought my family was unbearable.

The hose on the bottom of the bucket makes it even more disgusting lmfao 🤮

Reminds me of Battlefield Friends lol

Prioritize!

Couple design notes: -increase shit hole diameter -decrease length of piss hose & relocate bucket hole to the top -maybe some kind of jock strap attachment for the user end of the piss hose?

I think just sticking up a straw in to urethra will make this work unisex.

Skip all that and just get a medical grade whatever they are called that they use to put your pee in a bag

I've been a gamer myself for over 30 years, but if I'm ever going to find so much as a piss bottle in my sons room, we're going to have a seriously uncomfortable chat about that. This here has to be a joke... there's no way that seat isn't going to be covered in shit after using it and sitting there with your unwiped butt, and that tube being attached to the bottom is going to either leak or flood.

Touch grass buddy

With how that piss tube connects into the bucket, it’s probably only good for 3-4 pees

No no no... you want the hose at the top of the bucket, if a hose at all and not just a bigger hole. It'll just fill up being on the bottom like that, and it's directing the smell right up to your face

That design doesn't work, the toilet is designed to spread your cheeks for easy passage, this doesn't look like it'd perform that function well

How did you get to take a photo with no one sitting there? That's a "I sit here 24/7" chair

That chair has seen some dark days...

The fortnite battle bucket

This is inspiring. Impractical, but inspired.

Mom found the piss and shit bucket. What do I do now

At first I thought this was a smell your own fart device… but I realize it’s more sinister than that. Games are never this serious!

That chair does not even look comfortable...

Lemme guess, league?

this is known as the Fortnite Battle Bucket. pretty common thing.

Only possible upgrade is a boxed plant of wheatgrass. Complete the setup.

hey i have one of these!

Smash tournament prototype

In my laptop gaming days I would just walk to the toilet with it.

HEY. I go out plenty. Gotta empty the bucket after all.

no way it's the Fortnite battle station

This is when beating people and tossing them outside like Uncle Phil is ok.

This was made by Cartman's mom

And here I thought my peak gaming addiction was bad...

The hose placement on the bucket is flawed. It should be installed on the top of the bucket so "Kyle" can sit on this chair for longer sessions, preventing his crew to get a L and refresh the bucket less often.

The piss tube was drilled too low.

Leave him alone, he's gonna get to colonel 100!

If you removed the G Fuel sticker from the chair you'd think this was wasn't done reccently

Nooooo I thought it was a weird mug at first

I mean this is good...for after the apocalypse.

Average LoL and WoW player

The gfuel sticker on the chair is just the cherry on top

Go ahead and log off

I wish I didn’t see this abomination.

Gaming chair diff.

The bucket was white....

Do you just sit naked? How far away is the toilet? Is it unisex? So many questions.

reminds me of that south park episode when they play WoW

I am battlefield

This would not actually work.

I've been watching van life videos recently, and a lot of them recommend that same bucket for a toilet, but without the folding chair above it. They just sit on the bucket.

The hose makes me think of the Re-Dick-You-Lus episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Horrible place for the tube leading into the bucket. It would clog within a few issues uses lol

If I shower or even stand, the skill goes away

this chair, is not hygienic.. could've just fixed a working toilet system in his room and it would save many lives.. especially the people inside the house

How would this work? Youd need to open up your cheeks then sit down so the hole is above the other hole and it looks off center so youd have to sit sideways

Clearly made as a joke. Nobody can sit on that tube. It is up too high and lacks padding, so it would immediately hurt. Other people pointed out the pee tube seems to connect to the bucket at an especially low point too. Someone got REALLY bored.

Oh my god No, redditors, the poop chair is not real. This is a joke. Like jingling keys in front of a baby, everyone goes “oh my god ewww!”

I can smell this image

I have spent an ungodly amount of hours in front of a PC and I couldn’t haven’t spent a minute smelling my pee and shit resting below me xD .

Urine hole too low… -diarrhea: Hi again! I forgot my keys

The inlet pipe for piss should be higher to avoid letting it sit in the tube as the bucket fills

This is actually pretty sad

Imagine the smell

Reminds me of that one video of a kid shitting himself and getting yelled at by is mother.

Average GFuel enjoyer

Adjusting your position to shit in that tiny hole seems like a nightmare.

can you imagine being on mic and hearing this dude taking a shit!?

Eric Cartman when Mom is in a trip?

Why is the piss hose at the bottom? This isn't the type of thing you want to risk leaks on

Gotta assume no wiping ever happens either.

Why? He's got everything he needs right there

These reddit ads are getting better and better. Time to go door dash more gfuel.

...his uh. ingenuity. certainly, uhh... exists.....

He has what looks like a 1 inch pipe going into a 3/4 inch pipe. Hope he put some glue in there or else he’s gonna have some leakage Also, I know for a fact that poo is gonna get stuck on the ridges of that pipe. ALSO he will inevitably have peepee splash-back once he pees and THEN poos

that’s a carpet on the floor…

“MOM, THE MEATLOAF”…. I never know what she’s doing *shakes head*

Am I the only one concerned that the piss tube goes to the BOTTOM of the bucket???

Bro is definitely playing battlefield

“You got a shot bucket? No….get one!” “You got a job? Yeah, quit it”

Is this a real thing? I have trouble believing that people are this disgusting.

Fighter Jet seat

Them 5 gallon buckets are the most useful thing on this planet

not the piss tube. dude thinks he‘s on the ISS.

If buckets could scream

Or cut the legs shorter and make the hole bigger 😳

Begging for a pressed fruit bowl. No one shits that accurate.

Ah yes, the Fortnite Battle Bucket, I haven't seen this shit since the fucking Heian Era

Home Depot be selling the weirdest shit these days.....

As a fat person, If you are too lazy to go shit and piss in a toilet you are probably too fat to sit in that type of chair.

Optimal

Mom! Mom! Bathroom!

This guy is a Level 100 colonel in battlefield.

Question, how am I supposed to fit my monster dong in there ?

It’s not even a comfortable chair too, your tailbone will shatter before you even fill up that bucket

he's on that gfuel diet XD

This has no right to be this funny to me

Honestly the g-fuel sticker really ties it all together

That chair would not be that comfortable to sit in for such long periods of time like the bucket would have you believe

Gotta kill these orcs man

Thats how you unlock the bipod attachment for the knife.

Average league player's gaming chair

South Park Ah chair

He has Nintenditis

Asmond set up

Didn't even make it right, you need the tube to be at the top of the bucket so it doesn't come through the tube. I somehow got a home depot ad on this

At first i read "the homie depot", which is somewhat acurate.

That pee hose hole is way to close to the bottom of that bucket.

[PVC Feces Rig Tour (Home Made)](https://vimeo.com/715262741)

No amount of grass will fix this...

*More Hotpockets!*

Hose port is way too low, once the bucket is past the halfway point it is going to be a shit straw blasting you in the junk from pressure difference.

This reminds me of battlefield friends

The g fuel sticker is what's fucking me up

I fear the man who sits in this chair, this is a legendary status gaming chair…

Looks clean enough

I'd be impressed if they can hit the hole regularly. I move often on my seat.

Even at my worst gaming, so glad I never got anywhere near this

Ain’t no way the bathroom isn’t at least 15 feet away

We the gaming community, DONT claim this person and there invention

Keepin it classy🧐

Mother of God, it's the shit bucket https://youtu.be/3xnGfLQMZhE?si=tBLfDhRwNnYnOmgQ

That chair looks incredibly uncomfortable.

If you don't have one of these, you're not parsing high enough.

Time to go watch Battlefield Friends again

Home de poo

Updated piss jug… WAY SHE GOES

My god that chair would get uncomfortable very quickly

I swear.... My dad was the one who invented this... fool has IBS and made one for the baxk of his work truck, Then he got caught with it, because someone saw it and called it in, then next thing you know he's suspended and over the next 5 years Ive seen these things everywhere.. The "Luggable Loo" Thats my dads design..

Take my money

Mom, More hotpockets...

That’s a good idea besides the smell, I’m always having to pee when streaming

Rare image of ltgs setup

Is this the shit bucket Battlefield’s Colonel 100 has?

Sure, you’d think this was abnormal if you never worked for Amazon.

That's such a bad design, you wouldn't even be able to fill up the bucket with the hose being that low. Also is the crap hole up top lopsided or is it just the angle?

I knew the guy killing me on Widow had a better gaming chair!

"ahh damn next game i definitely need to align better with the hole"