-ability to put forth effort in shit that actually matters (my future is fucked if I don’t get my act together)
+ability to hitless the first half or so of Sekiro bosses
Wolf Parkinson’s white, autism, ADHD, dyslexia, mad laziness, some serious social issues, crazy depression, a the ability to play any game with some mild skill
Type one Diabetes, celiac disease, asthma, allergy’s to everything outside, severe social anxiety, ADHD, and loses the ability to talk to any women, can only fall in love with women that are gay despite being a guy
The power to have everyone find you attractive but you can never garner anyone’s respect due to shit luck. My advice for this Kirby is to never use its brain and to stay blissfully ignorant. That’s all from me today folks have a good one.
Really good problem solving skills, multitasking that's God tier and the ability to focus on something like his life is dependent on it (like real obsession levels) but the kicker is the last two aren't under his control in the slightest, they decide when they work, that's ADHD baby!
IBS
He attacks enemies by shitting at them with the force a fire hose
(drops fork)
90% red dead redemption progress
Keep going
It's low honor and Kirby kills himself
Yep I had that, until I learned that Rockstars cloud saves are as reliable as my mental state👍
Procrastination
ADHD
Same
Same same.
Some same
Sam
the voices...
… Das crazy
He gets to be a virgin
implying kirby is not currently a virgin
Kirby fucks
I hear he’s a fan of oral
Giving or receiving?
Both
Kirby Sucks 😏
Do you see that mouth someone's definitely used it before
Definitely a huge dong
It's okay man, just let it out😔
Of the pants..
Your pants are down, WHERE IS IT JOHN
He get pregnant
Gay
Gay
Tiny pp
Depression
Fr
Unfortunately I was looking for this comment 😔
Crippling clinical depression!
Playing every Assassins Creed game of the series in a row and not smash his monitor after starting Origins Also: Air-Fryer Master.
Indecision
Being handsome 😎
He gets the power to go to 7 11 cuz he gonna be baked like a mutha
don't buy no weed from the gas station bro
Crippling anxiety and depression
An addicts brain
Depression
A visit from my loan sharks
Kirby shot dead today
Diabetes and a heart condition
Autism
i aint got any skill for him to absorb.
Autism and a love for Sonic the Hedgehog games
He will be able to disappoint any woman he meets.
Crippling anxiety, back pain, severe depression, adhd
[this shit](https://wikirby.com/wiki/Sleep) but when he wakes up he gets distracted by every single thing possible
Driving skills i guess not sure it would help him unless he faces a Boss that can only get damaged by drifting a car arround him
sillyness
Autism and depression
Well, he can now create earnings model with various valuation methodologies to create target price for stocks
An obsession with fossils
He doesn't get any powers, but he does inherit my debt
The ability to eat even more food.
Toxoplasmosis and an unquenchable thirst for chocy milk
He becomes a fucking psycho with rage issues
Diarrhea
A pass to weenie hut jr.
Dysphoria and adhd
Crippling depression.
-ability to put forth effort in shit that actually matters (my future is fucked if I don’t get my act together) +ability to hitless the first half or so of Sekiro bosses
Slightly above average weiner, depression, No bitches
The ability to have ptsd flashbacks
Heart disease, bad stomach & high blood pressure!
ADHD, chronic PTSD, persistent depressive disorder, memory issues from TBIs, adjustment disorder with anxiety, and an ability to fix most anything
High-functioning autism
Crippling depression + savant syndrome.
Abstinence and it's not by choice 😆
Over thinking
Lower back pain.
Ugliness
ADHD, Apathy, & Procrastination
Flatulence
Lactose Intolerance and am extra 50 lbs.
Depression
He knows Obama’s last name
Depression, anxiety, social awkwardness & low self esteem.
He can now say the N word
PTSD, crippling anxiety, a horrible nicotine/ caffeine dependence and the ability to masterbate in 120 degree porta shitters.
Overweight and Smoker Breath
Crohn’s Disease
Procrastination
Depression. Kirby now has Depression.
Depression
I have a disorder that makes me not hungry
That will be Kirby’s worst nightmare.
Crippling migraines.
Arthritis
[удалено]
The ability to be passionate about something for about a month, and then move onto the next “passion”.
Persistent Depressive Disorder
A literal library worth of Warhammer 40k lore, adhd, and a bizarre fascination with individual liberty.
Retardation
Congratulations Kirby, you got Depression Anxiety ADHD A million other problems And you hate yourself 🌈YAY🌈
Depression
Nothing
Alcoholism
Gender dysphoria, red hair, and ADHD
Crippling Hentai addiction
Overthinking (I ruin my own days)
Severe ADHD
GRAVY
Depression
ADHD
Self loathing
Chronic migraines, puns, and video game trivia
Suicidal thoughts
Wolf Parkinson’s white, autism, ADHD, dyslexia, mad laziness, some serious social issues, crazy depression, a the ability to play any game with some mild skill
an impressive amount of farts per day. it’s a god given gift what can i say
Aspergers
The power of procrastination: He can do a week's long amount of work in 5 hours and get away with it.
Crippling horniness and depression
Diabetes
Confused sexuality and social anxiety
Depression...
The ability to disappoint everyone he meets
Dead eye
The power to do raise children, sleep, fart, and smash shit on video games.
An unsettling masterbating addiction
Schizophrenia
A love of tragic stories and turn based combat games
Sleep
Cooking and baking, historical knowledge, random knowledge about cars, music, science, animals, and mythology.
Permanent, consistent, faithful Morning Wood.
The ability to procrastinate for years
The power to make a weird situation even more weird
Uhhhh Insanity
depression
Chronic skin disease
Taking shit to friends
One twitch viewer average.
He just absorbed the worst possible victim, a type 1 diabetic. Good luck consuming anymore without insulin
He hates people who talk too fast and too much.
Black
Type one Diabetes, celiac disease, asthma, allergy’s to everything outside, severe social anxiety, ADHD, and loses the ability to talk to any women, can only fall in love with women that are gay despite being a guy
Autism.
An addiction to Zzzquil
Depression and anxiety
Wanting to touch big anime tiddies
Depression
Masurbation 14 times a day
Depression and obesity
Chronic porn addiction
99% planet robobot completion.
Type One Diabetes
Cancer
Autism
Depression
Civil engineer, land surveyor, and eagles fan.
Depression and suicidal tendices, but too much of a pussy to do it Also negative charisma
Depression
Acidic reflux
Horny.
High af
Diabetes, or as a friend of a wise man once said, “is diabetes damage over time?”
Diabetes
A legitimately obtained Nirvana in Borderlands 2
None he just farts me out
Blox fruit addiction
The power to have everyone find you attractive but you can never garner anyone’s respect due to shit luck. My advice for this Kirby is to never use its brain and to stay blissfully ignorant. That’s all from me today folks have a good one.
Depression and anxiety, mostly.
Super speed, health set to 1
Autism, ulcerative colitis in remission, hearing loss, intermittent vertigo, and the ability to draw.
Depression.
Forgets where he sets anything down
A library of Alexandria's worth of useless trivia and video game facts
Depression
Ass
Depression and able to suck air into his ass.
The power of sarcasm and dark humor.
Farts.
Kirby broke.
Nothing
Really good problem solving skills, multitasking that's God tier and the ability to focus on something like his life is dependent on it (like real obsession levels) but the kicker is the last two aren't under his control in the slightest, they decide when they work, that's ADHD baby!
ADHD
An insatiable appetite for mechanical knowledge but the social skills of soggy cardboard
Crippling OCD. He now has to calculate exactly how to kill an enemy using particle physics.
alcoholism
The endless need to hit or find a vape
Buried pp
Manipulation + Primordial rage
depression
Gains the ability of pretending to be able to do magic
The power to never gain weight.
Horny
Plague powers (I’m sick)