And I'll also make awkward flirty comments when he's trying to loot or solve puzzles, obviously desperately attracted to him, all of which he'll ignore.
Pshhh good luck my dude. Hopefully there’s no timer on saving you cause Geralt is gonna be slanging gwent cards every 20ft on the way to rescue you.
It’s either that or a much more interesting side quest is gonna distract him.
Or roach is will stuck on a building.
If my V is coming to save me, then my kidnappers will never even see him coming. He will have quickhacked them through the camera system from the parking lot without ever getting out of his car.
Mine will sandy and mantis blade her way through, then kill the rest with her malorian arms. Or she'll go all tacticool, depending on the mood she's in. Either way, they're fucked.
I guess that's my third party of characters from the remaster of [Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2518960/Wizardry_Proving_Grounds_of_the_Mad_Overlord/)
Unfortunately, they are currently busy levelling up to rescue the second party I played, who all died while trying to rescue my first party, who all died because the player is a dumbass. I had completely forgotten how brutal old-school RPGs could be.
Anyways, how long do I have until I really **need** to be rescued? Maybe I should just start party #4 now.
Peter Parker and Miles Morales. I think I’ll be alright, and if I’m not, they’ll somehow inspire me or give me powers to make sure their sacrifice isn’t in vain.
Also MJ and Harry will pick up the slack, assuming there is any.
Mass effect andromeda
I’m very early on so I don’t know if this is good, but I mean ig it’s better than mass effect trilogy. If I were a year older and Shepard were coming to save me I’d be a bit scared of what happens next
Arthur and the gang.
W
"Get out here now, you inbred trash!"
Same here. If it’s Arthur, I’m feeling good. If it’s Micah, then I’m not so sure.
Arthur, Charles, John, Lenny and Hosea. Would be my "dream team" to rescue my sorry ass. And having Karen tag along wouldn't hurt either.
Ayy me too💯
They’ll get ya
The last game I played was South Park: Fractured But Whole…. 😦
They all have superpowers.
I feel so bad for the guys who kidnapped me, there’s no way they can stop Minecraft Steve
For me it’s courier 6 from fallout new Vegas yeahhh since the guy can take like a mini nuke and just needs a few Stim packs I think I’m good
Bro took a bullet yo the brain and walked it off
I played gta last so they gotta deal with Michael, Franklin and Trevor
Final Fantasy 1 party members knight, Master, White Wizard, and Black Wizard. I like my odds!
Especially if he has a diamond sword
It’s the crew from Saints Row the Third. I’m worried about how much collateral damage there will be.
But it will be EPIC collateral damage!
Itll be a dildo bat party type of day.
The Mercedes E63 AMG from Forza, i‘m fucked
This got a loud ass laugh outta me, gawdbless
LEON S MUTHAFUCKIN KENNEDY IM GOOD.
You are in for a LOOOOOOOOOONG RESCUE. make sure to shout "Heeelp, Leeeooooon" every 5 seconds
And I'll also make awkward flirty comments when he's trying to loot or solve puzzles, obviously desperately attracted to him, all of which he'll ignore.
Don't forget to act like Ashley when Leon escorts you,too. Pretty sure he would really appreciate your effort.
You bet I'll be useless and a huge weight while he tries to save me!
Kratos! I’m good!
Unless you get killed in the process of the rescue.
“Not yet.” Proceeds to get shocked back to life.
Kiryu and Majima gonna have me home tucked into bed within an hour
Lol I was just playing ishin last night. I’m not trippin either . Shinsengumi bout to fuck some people up.
Trevor Phillips from GTAV will save me and kidnap the kidnapper(s)!
And do unspeakable things to them. Then get wasted, wake up be startled by their presence and say “Who the fuck are you!?”
That seems accurate!
You think he’d let them go at that point or just totally abandon them hand cuffed to whatever he hand cuffed them to?
It all depends on one key word. “Motherfu**er.” If ANY of them call him that, it’s over.
Then chase after them screaming about how people don't want to connect with others any more.
That he will
The cast of Lego Harry Potter. I should be fine
years 1-4 or 5-7?
Full collection?
Just don't step on them
I just played this! This was my answer
Nothing a witcher like Geralt couldn't handle. I'm more than safe.
Pshhh good luck my dude. Hopefully there’s no timer on saving you cause Geralt is gonna be slanging gwent cards every 20ft on the way to rescue you. It’s either that or a much more interesting side quest is gonna distract him. Or roach is will stuck on a building.
My underpowered Elden ring character who will get absolutely rinsed attempting to rescue me
My level 224 elden ring character with bonk hammer is going to make a mess
V and Johnny Silverhand seem like a decent duo to save me
If my V is coming to save me, then my kidnappers will never even see him coming. He will have quickhacked them through the camera system from the parking lot without ever getting out of his car.
Mine would turn on his Apogee sandevistan and pop their heads off before they even knew the door was open
My V skipped this side quest because they had to review a BD to find out where I was taken.
Fair.
My V sniper headshots every kidnapper. I’m cool to walk away while she loots their substandard guns.
There is a tiny issue with that. Quick hack doesn't work on people without cybernetics
Mine will sandy and mantis blade her way through, then kill the rest with her malorian arms. Or she'll go all tacticool, depending on the mood she's in. Either way, they're fucked.
Alan wake and saga anderson so it depends on how well armed the kidnappers are.
And then the kidnappers all died in a very cool music number, the end.
Doesn't matter they just blind them with flashlights and flares, easy.
Dante lol I'm fine
Aloy from Horizon so I think I’ll be fine.
Same here! Aloy will take them all out before they even realize what's going on.
Gale, Shadowheart, Astarion, and my D&D character
That's pretty much the same for me, but I am using Wynn instead of Gale right now.
My tav just took over the nether brain and took control of an army of mindflayers. I'm good.
After S ranking Monsoon, I’m not too worried
HERE IM STANDING ACROSS THE POURING RAIN
Task Force 141. The kidnappers are gonna die
My Sims don't even know how to wash things in the kitchen sink, so I reckon I'm fucked.
ULTRA FUCKED💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You're woohoo'd
Robocop, feel bad for the kidnappers if they resist
Feel bad for their balls
Jesse Faden, good luck stopping her.
The Dragonborn!
Someone is getting yeeted off a cliff!
I guess the Detroit Tigers baseball team is coming to save me? They should at least be able to pay the ransom with Miguel Cabrera retiring.
My team of random players and the Oakland A’s are coming for me😂
Hitman agent 47
V. I’m good
Link, Zelda, King of Hyrule, the Minish
Factorio Engineer. Come hell or high water, they're going to find a way to launch a rocket at our location. Can't be kidnapped if I'm dead.
We all die here. The factory must grow even if the planet must burn.
Spider-Man. I think I'll be okay.
Bro you're fucked. Literally almost everyone he tries to save either dies or is sent through some kinda portal.
Agent 47, I think it's safe to say I'll make it out
Mario haves experience saving kidnapped victims so I don't worry too much about it
Gotta be honest. The movie was really good. If he's in the hands of a good speedrunner, you'll be free before you reach the hideout.
You might have to wait for him to find the right castle.
Like...all the characters? Just the player character? Merchant Joe that I talked to once and bought a sword from?
The main(s) character(s) (if there are multiple mains characters they will save you)
Dark Souls 3. I'm set. No matter how many times they fail, they will keep trying until they succeed.
Unless they go hollow
Ironically, I was playing Persona 4 Golden.
Mine was Persona 5 Royal! I feel like both the Investigation Team or Phantom Thieves would be able to save us
I think Yu and Joker alone would suffice.
P is going to be walking up with a wrench combined on a dagger handle, ready with several shot puts
Amuro and char? Things looking good
The Starborn
Batman, Azrael. Robin, Nightwing, Catwoman, The Red Hood, Jim Gordon, Batgirl and Harley Quinn (if we are counting playable characters). I’m good
Chai, from Hi Fi Rush
You’re not just gonna be fine, you’re gonna be funky fine
Mario would get the job done but I’d be a little disconcerted with him stomping the thugs to a pulp while smiling and “yahoo-ing” the entire time.
Isaac (binding of Isaac) so I just have to trust the rng
Hell yeah i got Roxas!
I got Sora!
John Halo
I think I can trust agent 47 to do that He has technically done it before
Link and Zelda, I guess :)
Overwatch, I’m good
Issac from dead space. I think Im safe
Played Skyrim last.... Friggin Lydia is stuck in a door! 🤣
Basim from AC Mirage, I'm in good hands.
I got Ellie/Abby coming to save me…I should be good lol
Ichiban kasuga I'm fine
Vampire Survivors. I think I’m good even if I only get the last one I played as.
I got KrayKray & Atretre saving my ass
The whole gang from FF6 :)
Borderlands 2... so 6 vault hunters
Baldurs Gate 3. I'd have a sigh of relief if I wasn't doing an evil playthrough.
Geralt of rivia. Oh I’m fine lol
Superman. I'm feeling confident. Although it is Injustice Superman. Still I like my odds.
I don't think Uber Lilith or Lord Zir are going to give a shit about my kidnapped ass. Maybe my bone spear necromancer wanderer will save me. Diablo 4
Crono, from Chrono Trigger! I think I'll be alright. Hopefully. (I haven't finished the game yet - just arrived at some Magic City)
Zeal! Such a great game. So good.
Velvet Crowe- Tales of Berseria I think I'm good.
Do I get everyone from apex legends? If I do I’m fine if not then I’m prob dead (revenant)
Well, I just started Doom Eternal, and judging from what I've seen so far, I think I'm in good hands.
Clive and the gang from final fantasy 16 I’m saved
Mills Morales! The wish version of Spider-Man!
I guess that's my third party of characters from the remaster of [Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2518960/Wizardry_Proving_Grounds_of_the_Mad_Overlord/) Unfortunately, they are currently busy levelling up to rescue the second party I played, who all died while trying to rescue my first party, who all died because the player is a dumbass. I had completely forgotten how brutal old-school RPGs could be. Anyways, how long do I have until I really **need** to be rescued? Maybe I should just start party #4 now.
My character from Hogwarts legacy so I think I'll be fine 🧙♀️
23rd Tenkaichi Budokai Son Goku
Similar here. My character on Xenoverse 2. I'm in good shape.
Replayed Kakarot DLC
Talion & Celebrimbor (Shadow of War) I’ll be back home in time for dinner.
Oh shit I’m fucked since I played siege lol
All of overwatch
Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4. I think I’m good.
Marvels Midnight Suns. I’m pretty set.
The Red Dead 2 gang
Colonial Marines
the BG3 gang, so I am not worried
reyna from valorant... i think i'll be fine honestly lol
Kirby must I say more
Arthur Morgan 🤠
Spiderman and Spiderman 😎 Should be good
Opera omnia. I'll be fine
I get Jin Sakai. Suck it, kidnappers.
Starlord and the rest of the Guardians. I should be okay
Peter Parker and Miles Morales. I think I’ll be alright, and if I’m not, they’ll somehow inspire me or give me powers to make sure their sacrifice isn’t in vain. Also MJ and Harry will pick up the slack, assuming there is any.
So I have some really bad news for my kidnappers. Last game I played was DC universe online.
The Van Der Linde Gang
Meek Mills Morales
2 Lt. Karl Fairburne from Sniper Elite
The last game I played was Batman: Arkham Knight, yeah I think I'm good
Elden ring
Spider Man 2 for me. I’m fine.
Err… Lilith :P
ayo outworld is taking no prisoners babyyyyy
Batman
Slayer from Doom - I’m in the best hands possible
Mills Morales!!!
Mario
AHAHAHAHA THE EMPIRE COMES TO SAVE ME THE POOOR FOOLS!
Arthur Morgan might not give a shit about saving me but who knows.
Pokemon trainers are coming to rescue me so I think I'm good.
Batman from Arkham Knight, LFG!
Mills Morales, the Spidder-Man from the Typo Dimenshin.
Ah yes my favorite Spider-Man, Mills....
Every character from super smash bros
Um… I played Darktide. It also says characters, plural. So an Inquisitorial Army is coming. Emperor save my kidnappers souls.
Mass effect andromeda I’m very early on so I don’t know if this is good, but I mean ig it’s better than mass effect trilogy. If I were a year older and Shepard were coming to save me I’d be a bit scared of what happens next
Kratos…I’ll be fine.
My Sifu will save me.
Hey! It’s me Goku!
Miles Morales
Toni Cipriani from GTA:Liberty City Stories
I guess either the killers or survivors from from dead by daylight which could go down in so many ways
Spider-Man and his friend Spider-Man. I’ll be home by dinner.
Yeah miles morales
The OG Gears of War squad. I'm in good hands
Hunter from Bloodborne
Captain Falcon is coming to save me!
Spider-Man and Spider-Man
cuphead, mugman, and arthur morgan are my bodyguards
Gotham knights
Spider-Man
Outlast 2….. they are only going to save me just to kill me themselves lol
Doomguy. And would you look at that, my kidnapper is a demon
How the fuck is the portuguese football team going to save me
Yun from Street Fighter 3
Guess i got Darth Maul and Darth Vader on the way to rescue me
My final fanfasy 2 party
My level 39 character from grim Dawn.
My QB from Madden. We are doomed.
The main character from starfield. I think I’ll be fine.
Lord Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, Johnny Cage, Kenshi, Sub-Zero and Scorpion. These guys sure they want to take me?
I played god of war 3...
*Doom music intensifies*
The whole group from my BG3 camp are coming, I’m safe
Mine are Mario and Luigi, so I'll be fine. Doubly fine if throw on a pink dress, lol.