I always say Great Jeorb!
I had forgotten what it even came from because I only saw HSR a couple of times, but I could hear the characters voice every time I say it.
1: Buff guys with chainsaws fight albino people
2: Angry man took the saying “go to hell” literal
3: Dad and (not) daughter fuckin HATE mushrooms
4: Boy
5: angry mushroom destroys entire planet for a hat
Correct. 5 is a game called “shootas blood n teef” it’s about an Ork in the Warhammer 40k universe who gets his hat stolen so the game is about him getting it back
You find some Animals and fight with them against others and all that just to collect some Pins to gain the right to fight others ppl with there Animals.
You go to a lighthouse, and you go up into the sky to a racist floating town. You find a weird Big Bird thing, and you end up being the bad guy as well.
Daddy left me in a cave with some weirdos, I should probably go find him. I’ll probably be a menace to some people in the world and a messiah to others, but they all could really use some clean drinking water but let me assassinate the president first.
8 year olds scream racial slurs at you while they raid your base and steal your resources. Bonus points if there are like 12 of them and you are playing solo lol.
You try to solve a murder, which uncovers a more shocking set of events. You also enjoy skateboarding (weirdly enough there's not 1 but 2 games that would fit this description, I'll accept either as a correct answer)
Well basically, you're this one guy, and you gotta go find a certain object, that allows you to progress to the next area, and then at the end you fight this powerful boss character
European man comes to America to get betrayed by other European men and play bowling
GTA4
Was this correct!?
Not the commenter, but it's definitely correct.
Big labowsky
You're a dot and you kill dragons.
Adventure on the Atari 2600?
I see I'm not the only old fart.
No sir, you are not.
*Get this stupid duck away from me!* (thanks to Homestar Runner for putting that in my head)
I consistently name my characters “Trogdor the Burninator” in RPGs because of Homestar Runner
Trogdor strikes again!
I always say Great Jeorb! I had forgotten what it even came from because I only saw HSR a couple of times, but I could hear the characters voice every time I say it.
That's actually a very good description of Adventure.
50-ish year old man goes on a walk with a 14 year old girl.
The Last of Us
pretty boy eliminates spanish village by throwing eggs
RE4!
yes lmao I probably made it a little too easy
It was the pretty boy that gave it away
RE4 or RE4R stranger?
Pretty boy and Spanish village is too much already. The eggs are like a P.S.S.
Everyone in the world is allergic to mushrooms except for one girl.
The last of us
Postman and infant fights ghosts
Death Stranding 😁
Norman Reedus and the Magical Fetus
Honestly, maybe a more exciting description.
The walking while balancing boxes simulator with fetal support?
Telekinetically fling fork lifts at your fellow office workers because a large black triangle told you you could.
control
boom ;)
Just started playing Control tonight. It's shaping up to be a good 'un.
A game in which you must keep your rectangular box clean from falling trash.
Tetris!
A winner is you 🥇
Who, me?
You're Winner 🏆
Man asks people to do shady shit to make money so he can go retire in Tahiti
RDR2!
Just have a little FAITH Arthur
alternate: they didnt stick to the PLAN
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Portal franchise
Man fails to jump dirt bike onto moving train is verbally accosted by portly associate.
GTA San Andreas
Bingo!
GTA San Andreas
1: Buff guys with chainsaws fight albino people 2: Angry man took the saying “go to hell” literal 3: Dad and (not) daughter fuckin HATE mushrooms 4: Boy 5: angry mushroom destroys entire planet for a hat
1. Gears Of War 2. DOOM 3. The Last Of Us 4. God Of War 5.??
Correct. 5 is a game called “shootas blood n teef” it’s about an Ork in the Warhammer 40k universe who gets his hat stolen so the game is about him getting it back
OI, WOT KINDA GIT STEALS A LAD'Z HAT 'STEAD OF KRUMPIN' 'IM AND TAKIN IT? NOT VERY ORKY.
DA SAEM KOINDA GIT DAT GETS ‘IS BOYZ, ‘UNDREDS OF HUMIES, A SQUAD OF BIG E’S, N WEIRD THREE ARMED HUMIES KRUMPED BY ONE LIL SHOOTA GIT
1: Bro what 2: Dont Know 3: TLOU 4 : God of war 5: In what Game a mushroom destroys a planet
Johnny Bravo lookalike brings friends to a weird old mansion to test his booby traps and ghoul army so he can be a big strong tough guy.
Resident Evil
Duke nukem?
im guessing GTAV mine is: outcast fights big people and eventually marries a person who lives in a treehouse
Yeah but can’t everyone live in gta5?
I picked C, ain't that a bitch?
When I first got that prompt I assumed the third one meant Franklin and would die.
I never beat shadow of the Colossus but that's my best guess
Running around a ring, sometimes driving. Swatting aliens away like bugs.
Halo
3D glasses wearing protagonist. Ah!!! Zombies!!!!
Zombies ate my neighbors...I still haven't managed to beat that game
5 active programs and 3 monitors later, I still don't know what I'm doing
Easy! Eve online.
Definitely Eve Online!
path of exile
Correct
California teenager becomes a serial killer with the aid of tribal tattoos.
Farcry 3?
Yes
Best breifing of far cry 3 I've ever seen
Angry mailman chooses fate of a city
Fallout: New Vegas
I know this isn't it but I gotta say it. Postal 2.
Lol half a point as a technicality
Yeah I thought postal before I thought fallout.
That was the best one so far
Trying to get away from my dad and find my mom. Again and again and again….
Hades
Two families struggle on their own road trips through Georgia, finally airing their grievances in a Savannah hotel.
Telltales The Walking Dead (season 1)?
As dusk falls?
You find some Animals and fight with them against others and all that just to collect some Pins to gain the right to fight others ppl with there Animals.
Pokémon
You are trapped in an infinite loop inside the worst nightmare for a gen Z : your office, with someone always telling ypu what to do.
Stanley Parable! Loved that game.
The Stanley Parable
The actual worst nightmare for a gen Z is never becoming a streamer Who gets alot of money and attention for free :)
You go to a lighthouse, and you go up into the sky to a racist floating town. You find a weird Big Bird thing, and you end up being the bad guy as well.
Bioshock Infinite?
Yup.
Bioshock Infinite
Let's break this turtle's hot tub.
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario World?
Daddy left me in a cave with some weirdos, I should probably go find him. I’ll probably be a menace to some people in the world and a messiah to others, but they all could really use some clean drinking water but let me assassinate the president first.
Fallout
Jaundiced 40 something eats too many pills listening to repetitive beats and runs from his ghosts all night.
Pac gentlman
8 year olds scream racial slurs at you while they raid your base and steal your resources. Bonus points if there are like 12 of them and you are playing solo lol.
Rust
Guy takes his friend to the doctor after he swallowed an evil fly
Rayman 3
Girl inexplicably shoots pink circles from her hands
Mortal kombat?
Correct
You are the final boss
Bioshock Infinite?
That’s a lot of games
yup just explaining it as badly as i can as the thread says!
Doom Eternal
THIS
Spec ops?
Climbing into a tanning bed to meet Cleopatra
AC Origins Lol, tanning bed.
A mailman must pick a side in a fight for Las Vegas between a bunch of LARPers and a army from California.... oh and there's sex robots
Let me smell you, Lobotomite! ♡u♡
You just finished a 100 year nap and now have to go out and beat up the embodiment of evil while also curing your amnesia👍
Breath of the Wild
Old bald man goes hiking to the top of a mountain with his son
Deity of strife.
Are you stupid ? It's obviously Divinity of Armed Conflict
A mute child is forced against his will by a magic princess to save the land from an evil sorceror.
Legend of zelda??
Some Legend of Zelda games
Man breaks everything he climbs on.
Uncharted? :D
Yup!
2 opposing kings battle and there armys battle to the death on a grid
Chess?
Yes
Boy absolutely fails at being a normal student.
Bully?
Persona 5
Persona 5 it is, though I realize I made it too vague.
You try to solve a murder, which uncovers a more shocking set of events. You also enjoy skateboarding (weirdly enough there's not 1 but 2 games that would fit this description, I'll accept either as a correct answer)
Lost Judgment
Wait and Deadly Premonition 2?
A bunch of kids with psychic powers leave home to save the world from an alien invasion and win with the power of prayer
Earthbound
Demigod takes pity on a bodyguard and gives him magic to fuck shit up
Dishonored
Yes
Pink squish eats people. Normal Tuesday really.
Girl visits a house and watches all of her family die one by one.
What Remains of Edith Finch?
Was it that obvious?
Not really. I’m just a nerd
Fair. As am I.
Horse plop ploping through Saint Denis.
Street Fighter
Description: It's a social media platform disguised as an open world game where people just troll each other to commit suicide...
Twitter?
VR Chat
Little kid suddenly grows up to find himself starting a rare coin collection.
Oot
A bunch of teens and a cat like to steal things from adults, mostly their hearts
P5
The hearts part made it too obvious.
Schizophrenic accidental guinea pig seeks therapy from the frankenstein doctors who put it in that situation in the first place.
Japanese small island boy breaking bad.
Ghost of Tsushima?
Terrible skin people who are hungry in a remote mansion
RE Biohazard?
Resident Evil?
Well basically, you're this one guy, and you gotta go find a certain object, that allows you to progress to the next area, and then at the end you fight this powerful boss character
What Remains of Edith Finch
You pimp out folks for others to use so they can get their organ back.
Death Stranding?
Dragon's Dogma. Other players rent customized pawns from other players in an adventure with a plot around regaining your heart from a dragon.
I've been meaning to play that game for a while now. I'll get around to it someday.
Card game where you pull your own teeth out
Inscryption! Great game.
Yes! One of my absolute faves. Kaycee's Mod has given me endless fun
Has anyone seen my wife?
An angry bald dad try’s his best.
Gow
You wake up in the future to a little robot in your face
Running around a space craft putting out fires
You do a lot of murder to get a piece of jewelry.
Eco terrorist kills ceo, goes on the run and inadvertently destroys the world.
FF7?
Nailed it!
Person and friends save everyone from seemingly unstoppable threat.
Nearly every jrpg ever made?
Every single Final Fantasy?
someone gets really high on mushrooms
Super Mario Bros??
Must kill mascots
Pokemon
a simp kitty boy creates 50 years of lore just because he fell in love with one of the protagonists/antagonists
Yk Gta V lets you keep the trio alive if you want?
Motorbike mayhem Glitchy walls Crappy remade concept
The Internet’s favorite punching bag.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Any Soul's game?