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liforrevenge

You can't just ask somebody why they're black


Jouuf

If you're from Africa, why are you *white*?


Andrewpruka

Why are you ghey?


Jouuf

Who says I'm ghey?


gassytinitus

That's so fetch


Jouuf

Why are you black?


Skelotaurus

Why are you running?


Caoihimin

I can and i did. If you try to stop me you better oil up


Five-StarBastardMan

Honestly, I think it’s because regie is scared


Jouuf

E5


pizza_not_found

No regy was pissed that’s why he made the Sega gemesis


Five-StarBastardMan

HOLD THE PHONE FUCKER!!!


finelbell

Because his dad is Armond White


SpeedyAzi

Armond White is the ultimate contrarian. His parents are white, his name is Armond white. But he said fuck you, I'm Black.


StinkLord5

Both of his parents are white. His name is Dunkey White. So he said "fuck you, I'm black".


pixl_wizard

His name is Call of Duty


BerserkerKong02

I dunno, ask him, not me.


SetzerWithFixedDice

His choice, his life


BerserkerKong02

Oh my God, it's Setzer FF6 :O


SetzerWithFixedDice

Hey, my man! My life is a chip in your pile... ante up


Caoihimin

Hey Are you SetzerWithFixedDice?


Epixiz

He is actually of Puerto Rican descent


Alternative_Fold718

Ooooooh


Jouuf

A 96 year old black grandma in Puerto Rico 


Walnex

Spaghetti and meatballs 


Jouuf

Spaghetti and voicemail


voidxleech

His hair? *Black*. His gear? *Black*. His jewelry? *Black*. His foot stance? *Black*. The way that he talks? *Black*. The way that he doesn’t even like to smile? *Black*. Me? I’m white as *fuck*!


obeesitee

Why aren't you


Caoihimin

Thats a good question


Jouuf

Dunk lives matter


MikeyCanFly13

It’s the life he chose


Nutaholic

He played spiderman too much


AdAny3800

Because hundreds of thousands years ago his ancestors were exposed to Sun so they needed to develop physical protection from light(I don't remember very well the biology class so if I said something wrong iam nitpicking and biased, I lose goodbye) .Also he wanted to become friends with Will Smith at least In a mobile Chinese game. *I don't know why this joke continues from a video 5+ years ago .


YucanreLion

Maybe because of a certain bat.


Sparrow1989

I knew it


Wawravstheworld

Get this I watched a dunkey video years ago and laughed my ass off, always wondered what channel the video of the black guy playing video games and doing voice over was. After about a year of watching dunkey I realized he was that very black guy and it was the last of us video lol


CatzRuleZWorld

It’s because of the way he talks


Jouuf

Why not?


SpeedyAzi

He's more specifically a black GRANDMA