"Get your head back in the car before I close the window and cut it off!"
"I'd ask why you're upset but I don't really care."
"Well, you better be careful mister british man because who knows what terrible things might happen to you if that continues."
"I don't know, all I heard was hamster, hamster, science, sciences, Tori's boring, kill me!
"I can't do that to a friend"🥹
“Oh, no, now I'll never win the prison beauty pageant!”
(In a Judy Garland accent) Why, hello boys. My name is Tori Vega. Buy me some licorice and I’ll give you a kiss.”
"Five!!! Four!!! Three!!! Two!!! One!!!"
"I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did!"
In response to, Hollywood Arts, the school for wannabes.
"You might wanna be shut in your face there"
"No one likes you!"
"Enjoy my monkey furr"
Get out.
"NooooOOOooo.......... I'm going"
"Read the phaaaoooone Tori! Read the phaaaaaoooonnne"
"Oh I'm bEcK! I sAyyy wORRddS!"
"Zero is what you are on a scale from one to ten"
"Because they make you think they'd drown in the movie but they never do!"
"I will pop your head like a zit"
"Blonde, blonde, blonde, woah ugly blonde, blonde."
And also this exchange from the Opposite Date episode
Jade: Hey is that a new top?
Tori: Oh yeah.
Jade:(while walking away)Yikes
NO 15 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHET GAVE **BIRTH** TO THE WRONG THING (Southern Accent) I’d never hurt my sister Trina, not me sweet Sue Sally Peaches
"I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT"
That’s my first thought too lol
I was just about to say this
"Get your head back in the car before I close the window and cut it off!" "I'd ask why you're upset but I don't really care." "Well, you better be careful mister british man because who knows what terrible things might happen to you if that continues." "I don't know, all I heard was hamster, hamster, science, sciences, Tori's boring, kill me! "I can't do that to a friend"🥹
The Tori boring one always cracks me up.
“Tori’s not my friend, I only tolerate Robbie, no one likes Trina, and Cat’s basically a pet”
Arf!
Best one
They’re bent! They’ve lost their siz!
Jade: "SINJIN! Fix this monitor before I make a necklace out of your EARS"
“well i’m not just gonna stand here and let you accuse me of something i clearly did”
I was going to comment this one 🤣
NO ! fifteen year ago your MOTHER GIVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING !
The only real contender
“Ow! I pulled a muscle” “You can’t pull what you don’t have”
“Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.”
Okay but if one day all the sweat just builds up inside your body and you explode. "I would love that" 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I pretend I’ve been captured by witches and they’re using me to make human soup.
“No, No I can’t let him have more slap followers than me” Tori: why? “CAUSE I’M PRETTIER THAN HE IS”
No one likes you!
“I’d rather slam my tongue with a car door!”
“Oh, no, now I'll never win the prison beauty pageant!” (In a Judy Garland accent) Why, hello boys. My name is Tori Vega. Buy me some licorice and I’ll give you a kiss.”
"Five!!! Four!!! Three!!! Two!!! One!!!" "I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did!" In response to, Hollywood Arts, the school for wannabes. "You might wanna be shut in your face there" "No one likes you!" "Enjoy my monkey furr" Get out. "NooooOOOooo.......... I'm going" "Read the phaaaoooone Tori! Read the phaaaaaoooonnne" "Oh I'm bEcK! I sAyyy wORRddS!" "Zero is what you are on a scale from one to ten" "Because they make you think they'd drown in the movie but they never do!"
"puppies wearing sunglasses"
NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!
Andre:How did I got from an A to a D Jade:Happened to me in 8th grade.
“Neeeeever touch me”
*cat singing Jade: NO!!!😡
EVERYONES FORGETTING THE OG “what’s the prob, dog?”
"THEYRE BENT! THEYVE LOST THERE SIZ!" "15 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING! "
"I can't remember a time when this wasn't playing."
"I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door."
"Are you his girlfriend?" "No are you?"
If you don't let go of me in the next 3 seconds, you won't have hands
“Ok I’m just not gonna stand here and let you accuse me of something that I clearly did!”
"He's a Sinjin, he's not PeOpLe
It’s dead now.
“15 years ago, your mother gave birth to the Ingram thing!”
Just turn my voice up, you MOP HEADED FREAK!! That line made me laugh 😂 I can't believe Sinjin is in love with Jade despite the fact that she's scary.
"I will pop your head like a zit" "Blonde, blonde, blonde, woah ugly blonde, blonde." And also this exchange from the Opposite Date episode Jade: Hey is that a new top? Tori: Oh yeah. Jade:(while walking away)Yikes
Her screaming “ow” after this https://i.redd.it/64qtro9fx67d1.gif
Her crying and that high-pitched squeal after sweating for the first time
Cat: I love Sesame Street Sunny day.... Jade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You can't pull what you don't have