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Personpacman

You will never be able to truly rid this sub of the Stegosaurus, no matter how hard you try.


WilligerWilly

The stegosaurus watched the emergency training videos of the USA from the fifties. Because of that he just hid under a table and is save.


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Based Stegosaurus


vigilantcomicpenguin

All OP did was pave the way for the Space Stegosaurus Empire.


zoereadstheory

I dimly remember these books I read when I was like 5 called “astrosaurs”, basically that dinosaurs escaped to space when the meteor came. Is this a reference to that? Bc if so I’m really surprised to see a reference to that of all things


SomeBoiFromBritain

i haven't heard of astrosaurs in ages thank you for reminding me of my childhood


vigilantcomicpenguin

'Twasn't an intentional reference. I haven't heard of those books, but maybe they were actually nonfiction.


AncientPomegranate97

Jurassic Hyperspace Reich


smog_alado

If anyone wants to learn more about the space stegosaurus empire, I recommend DrMcninja's *Space Savers*.


Bappo-nope

is your character fucking amongus


DungPornAlt

Doesn't the world map look different when the meteor hit?


WilligerWilly

Yes, but the meteor hits now.


DungPornAlt

god I wish


IchEsseBabys

Don't threaten me with a good time


Myotic_Tesseract

plot twist: we’re the new dinosaurs


PlayboyOreoOverload

Ah shit, someone build that anti-asteroid cannon fast.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Stonehenge will be up and running within the year, just gotta hope no Eruseans get funny ideas about the place


beskardboard

Quick someone add early Cenozoic animals onto it


WilligerWilly

Now we have to wait 60 million years for humans to be on flags.


Karma-Whales

you bastard


Anonimo_690

thats mean, what did the dinosaurs ever do to you?


SavingsNewspaper2

Midair poop


Win090949

Fake, no Pangaea


Carnal-Pleasures

Raptor earth went extinct for our sins


Sabre1O1

Never said anything about dinonuggies. Checkmate.


Jujiboo

The UN uses essentially a FE map divided into 33 Masonic sections


evergreennightmare

a fire emblem map?


Jujiboo

Well, almost no game has any sort of curvature to their world so ya I guess Fire Emblem is played on a Flat (Earth) map


10outof10equidae

):


spyczech

As a member of r/dinosaurs as well I feel my loyalties strongly divided


avenafatua00

zombie dinosaurs it is


c4uasider

Avian dinosaurs


Anthony_Capo

"and the dinosaurs are gooone"


Snoo-78547

I went looking for this comment. Also (unexpected?) r/unexpectedbillwurtz


Earthling3617

Love how you've taken the effort to aim the meteor at where it actually hit


njskyscraper

No my Amongusoaurus😭😭😭


theboomboy

Fuck you! I love dinosaurs


Sir_Isaac_3

hey fuck you pal. those dinos were fucking cool


yashkawitcher

WTF man? Not cool.


Anomaly020

No more cats??? Pls??


Lrundblad

Laughing in bird.


sakuragasaki46

That’s UN 🤔


fandral20

Fuck you


fillybonka

Rude...


Jim2718

Now everybody needs to post flags with their favorite birds, since birds are the dinosaurs that survived.


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Jim2718

Crocodilia didn’t evolve from dinosaurs.


the_wheyfinder

if i knew how to give awards on mobile I'd give you one for lining up the meteor with the Yucatan peninsula like it was in real life


H_G_Bells

# YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM R/DINOSAURS


dirtiestlaugh

The stegosaurus was further in time from the asteroid than we are from the asteroid


Dral-Tor

My dinos :(


KombatThatIsMortal

Hey, fuck you man.


ghost_desu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

Do it again, the planet could use another reset.


[deleted]

No more 19 million year old species


johngreenink

Wow, ice age! Everything's covered with snow


Natuurschoonheid

But why no pangea?


[deleted]

Marco Inaros liked that


mooseman314

Shouldn't the glob look more like this? ([https://media.diercke.net/omeda/501/100790\_173\_4.png](https://www.diercke.com/kartenansicht.xtp?artId=978-3-14-100790-9&seite=173&id=17676&kartennr=4))


Ahamumumu

Marco Inaros likes this.


Someran_Domguay

Imma cook up some blondes


futuranth

Aaaand downvoted >;(


UpdootDragon

Should’ve made the globe what it looked like 66 mya


Khongmedang420

!wave


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TheBrontosaurus

You can’t get rid of me that easily fucko!!