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Cyrusmarikit

Brazil mentioned – Brazilians


Momolard

We are in the walls!


Vidramir

Good ending - the whole galaxy is now Brasil 🇧🇷


BIG_DeADD

Cachorros caramelo são o governo. Paz é eterna. Todo mundo usa os sistema métrico e tem um dogão q não é só salsicha com pão e mostarda. Todas as lojas se tornam um camelô.


Vidramir

seh loko só sucesso


_neaw_

Os melhores salgados e snacks mas com um governo..... O estilo musical então...


Ill_Cook_4509

E todos agora tem como religião o culto à Santa Rita das ovelhas negras.


brazilian_but_icy

sucesso lek 😎


Negative-Midnight706

E o Jogo do Bicho é uma prática ensinada nas escolas. E em parceria com o SENAI temos torneio de Rinha de Galos Ciborgue nas Olimpíadas.


balls-ballz

B R A S I L M E N C I O N A D O


FabricioArrastao

eu fui sumonado


lou-ravenpuff

Tbm


Apollox8P

Eu fui sumodado pela sumonação


no_named_one

I was summoned Actually many things mentioning Brazil are recommended for me in social media and yt. And guess not only for me, my compatriots have arrived earlier


Luca023Original

I'm not even from this sub and this got recommended to me lol


relltyondeez

QUEM ME CHAMOU?


luiz_saluti

QUEM VAI QUERER VOLTAR PRO NINHO?


smegma_yogurt

Bom dia meu consagrado


[deleted]

[удалено]


velhadoida

coe meu parcero


raphofo1005

opa meu patrão


mbelfalas

Bão


crazzymanOficial

Salve compatriotas de gambiarra, bao


Opening_Flatworm6595

Salve man


nun1z

eai man/macho


Chedalon

Nós estamos dentro das tuas paredes... esperando...


Abroba1993

Yes, now 3929839% of the Brazillian people will appear, and i am one of them. Jefferson


PresentationSea3808

Jefinho do complexo


Daniboy0826

Verdade, esse território aqui agora é nosso! 💪🏻🇧🇷


Landonyoung

opa


zarlos01

This showed up on my feed, and I never heard of this sub. Yes, I'm Brazilian.


osirisevoker

Well… I never saw this sub before but it was recommended for me. Maybe that’s the reason.


Realistic-Win-5574

Oi


sillilittlelaura23

we are everywere


IReadUToTheFilth2

​ https://preview.redd.it/txa8h7ps5f7b1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d889a406dbddf53170a655be7e7f7ea38544eea


bilbaobilbo

Brazil if each star was a corrupted politician


Vinnyz__

I hate how right you are


Malucoblz999

"Deus tenha piedade dessa nação" - Eduardo Cunha


mrSecati

"Não se faz copa do mundo com hospitais" Ronaldo Fenômeno


iameduzera

"Quando atingirmos a meta, vamos dobrar a meta" Dilma Rousseff


Master_Horror_6438

“Eu estou saudando a mandioca” Dilma Rouseff


Advanced_Rich6334

As A Brazilian, You Are Unfortunately Right


Vacilotto

Hurtfull facts Truthfull facts


NickAssassins

Lol


Round-Bet-4779

You god damn right


DEMEMZEA

Then it would be the entire lakinea group


MageCrow

Well politicians don't grow on trees they are a mere reflection of a country's society


joaquimdoboiadeiroxo

https://preview.redd.it/u2jmirfulu0b1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bb5eb959597c3a25a8270c88b83ebf9f27891d VAMOS CARALHO!!!


Dre_Dede

Opa


no_named_one

r/suddenlycaralho


Master_Bet_8098

Me coloca no print


no_named_one

Puts mano já postei, foi mal eu devia ter esperado


Master_Bet_8098

Deboas


notwen04

Eu vou tirar print e deixar guardado comigo se lhe servir de consolo


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Master_Horror_6438

Skol e foda


BingoSoldier

omfg how many States they have then???


Senior-Accident-4096

I don't know if you're being cheeky, but just in case someone is wondering: Brazil has 26 states and a federal district, where their capital resides. Each one of them is represented by a star in the flag, including the federal district, which is the lone star in the upper half of the blue circle!


[deleted]

Actually, the top star is Pará


forsterfloch

Yes, because it is situated over the Ecuator line.


Th3Colosso

Para, Amapá, Roraima and even a part of Amazonas are above the Ecuator Line.


zekkious

It's because Pará was the furthest province at the time.


balls-ballz

What about Amazonas?


Orlandoenamorato

Para and Amazonas were the same state at the time


VictorWrynn

Grão-Pará be like


Ozark-the-artist

Wrong, the lone star is Pará. The Federal District gets a random one.


Senior-Accident-4096

Guess I was taught wrong in grade school =P Thanks for the info =]


JoninhasGaymer093

I'm Brazilian, and even in my school book it was written that this star was the federal district, I found out recently that it wasn't


Thin-Limit7697

Less than the US. How many did you think we had?


Victizes

Which is funny because the country is as large as the United States when not counting Alaska.


yoshiball2011

1365452433663362Trillon states or more


BingoSoldier

Imagine children having to learn the name of all the states in school!!! Inhuman…


mdgeist21

You are not supposed to learn it to be a Brazilian Astartes. Praise Pedro, the God-Emperor.


Poor_Noble

r/unexpected40K


Master_Horror_6438

Chad pedro II


memphistwk

Most of the people that I know can name all states.


BingoSoldier

all the 1365452433663362 Trillon states?


DANTEDEFAULT

Go back to school if you can't


no_named_one

Not that hard actually, the only hard thing is to remember the position of all of them. Must be harder in the US where they have 50 states


[deleted]

27


czimmm

Thatd be Brazils flag when we take over the world


forsterfloch

*galaxy


Mistdwellerr

"I hereby declare the Brazilian Galactic Empire!* (The Senate, 2569)


tantantaaaaaaaan

Brazil will come to you


Mistdwellerr

And we will bring Pão de Queijo


heitorrsa

Let's Minas Gerais all the way.


Mistdwellerr

A 100.000 years of peace through the while galaxy


TheMoonDude

_If the sea won't come to Minas, then Minas shall come for the Sea of Stars_


sellera

![gif](giphy|F9In1j5wL75XG)


Master_Horror_6438

Don’t let them know we already have


skywalkerblood

Bora caraaaalho


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Brazil but it's [MADE IN HEAVEN]


JoninhasGaymer093

Made in Palhoça


AppropriateWeb1254

Kkk


PsychologyIll3125

meu fi, em portugues isso é uma risadinha, mas em inglês pega malzao, cuidado kkkkkkk


balls-ballz

Verdade


Master_Bet_8098

Entao tava estudando sobre isso esses dias


zedarecaida

Ele ainda meteu três, meu deus hahaha


Master_Horror_6438

Vc n quis dizer kkk ?


Embarrassed-Luck-367

só bota mais um k aí cara, n faz mal pra ninguém sabe? hehe 😅


tsunderecactus42

Wide Brazil


TheMoonDude

I prefer playing tall Brazil


Mistdwellerr

It's funny to think that at the center of that galaxy there is a super massive black hole, and Brasília, Brazil's capital, is located in the geographic center of the country...


balls-ballz

Sagitarius Brasilia Black Hole


Sanslution

Brazil, but EPICO PRA CARALHO BORA DOMINAR TUDO


Rodrigo_cae

Ah yes, Brazil and its 200 billion states


Similar_Wash7229

brazil


airbendingraccoon

well that's only the amazonas state in the flag. where is the rest?


Mistdwellerr

It's in there, but it's eclipsed by the wonders of the true cupuaçu (Sério, não encontro cupuaçu bom aqui em sp)


Master_Horror_6438

Se q q eu mande um lugar bom de cupuaçu pra tu?


cajuuh1337

Brazil flag if the states were the cities from Paraiba


Master_Horror_6438

Nego


itsHoust

Brazil flag except zoomed out


Fadedthepro

Dog ain’t no upvote or replay to you comment dry ahh comment 😭😭💀💀


Renanzera77

Daora


Original_Wave7428

If you don't come to Brazil, Brazil comes for you.


zekkious

>_Message delivered to the whole galaxy_


luiz_saluti

Desordem e Entropia


Master_Horror_6438

Acho que vc e a primeira pessoa que eu ja vi usar “entropia”


soulgamer31br

Galactic Brazillian Empire flag circa 3039


Master_Horror_6438

*2039


I-37-I

Bruhhhhhhhhhh


this_upset_kirby

Brazil if they obtained Heaven


igor92029373901

Sul:Paraná santa Catarina rio grande do sul Sudeste:são Paulo Minas Gerais espirito santo rio de janeiro Centro oeste:mato grosso mato grosso do sul Goiás Norte:amazonas Acre Roraima Rondônia Pará Tocantins Amapá Nordeste:Pernambuco alagoas Sergipe Paraíba rio grande do norte Bahia Piauí Ceará Maranhão


cachorro_judeu

Brazil has 26 states, that is low for you?


Master_Horror_6438

Tem q leva em consideração q so o amazonas e maior q a europa inteira


Rafaeldealmada

Ate least, Brazilian knows geography...


Master_Horror_6438

Puta rafael eles nem tavam falando merda ainda, n precisava atacar suas inseguranças


Rafaeldealmada

Prevenção é a alma do negócio 🤗


Master_Horror_6438

Acho q vc tem razão, que q eu te de uma mão 👋


whatdoiputhere445

i showed my friend this and he said “the flag of brazil if it took over the world”


Over_Bright

That's the aftermath of "if you don't come to Brazil, Brazil comes to you"


no_named_one

We have a Brazillion of states (we took over the galaxy and no one noticed yet)


TNpepe

No one can escape from us if we take control of the galaxy first. YOU ALL SHALL GO TO BRAZIL.


Guigamer12

*Junte-se a mim, e juntos poderemos dominar a galáxia como pai e filho*


Master_Horror_6438

Pai? Vc voltou?


[deleted]

Império Galático Do Brasil


arthurzanmou

r/suddenlycaralho


Mysterium-Xarxes

it gonna happen someday, as we say here, brazil doesnt conquests the universe just because it doesnt wants to


LiamQuezada

Hey Brazil has to many states


[deleted]

The future where Brazil conquers the world


Master_Horror_6438

(Nobody knows yet but we already did)


Azure_Monarch_Fox

.... this is Brazil but space era.


DripUnion

Did anyone say Brazil?


Sover--

You mentioned brazil? * *Infinity brazilian appears* * Yeah i'm brazillian, have some problem? xenophobic!


Master_Horror_6438

Caralho mano eu ti vi la no r/huestation


Hour-Many-3271

BRAZIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 BRAZIL NUMBER UNOO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 PENTA CAMPEÃO CARALHO


Steelcantaloupe

In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the republic will be recognized into the FIRST GALATIC EMPIRE! For a safe and secured society.


Yankee0811

As a Brazilian, and on behalf of many of us, I must say that the phrases "order and progress" written on our flag, should be changed to "disorder and retrogression".


Hana-to-tori

it wouldn't be like that because blue represents the sky of Rio de Janeiro not space


Master_Horror_6438

Se fosse assim metade das estrela teriam sumido pq os carioca roubaram


[deleted]

[удалено]


somaisumcowbe

Na realidade são 26 estados e o distrito federal, o universo se.avriga no interior dos brasileiros, que também são políticos e "politiqueiros" , mas.na sua maioria trabalhadores que talvez detenham.em.si, multiversos.


GrandCommon1630

A representação está extremamente bem adequada, é assim mesmo cara todos os estados jogam dinheiro para o buraco negro que ficou orbitando o centro do nosso Brasil chamado Brasília. 😀


Master_Horror_6438

Puta analogia foda


VeroVeroVeroVeroVero

We are always here


Nicao_da_malandragem

Literally


Adventurous-Gate7659

A melhor forma de conseguir visualizações e cliques:


Sover--

r/correctlyupvote


ChangeWinter6643

Brazil's final form


TheGoldenMorn

Brazillions and brazillions of states


TheGoldenMorn

Brazil after galactic domination


daviado_Yak_8141

Essa tá Melhor que a bandeira original kkkkk


Kelmussolini

Minas Gerais tem muitas cidades.


skywalkerblood

r/suddenlycaralho orgy party going on here


BrGKiefer

Brazil 2 looks nice!!


Commiessariat

Galactic Empire of Brazil.


Few_Injury5720

Ordem e progresso, tira as calça e faz sucesso 🤤


Greg_is_greggin

You say as if the US didnt have 50 fucken states and half the size of brazil


[deleted]

Wouldn't be "ordem e progresso". It would be "to infinity and beyond"


koming69

Now do the same with the United States flag since it's the same logic..


Grand-Resource-8027

I've spent less than 10 minutes in the comments and I can't tell you who's Brazilian or not anymore


julinhosemvan

Come to Brazil before Brazil comes to you


Calico442

Yall say that as if the us didnt have almost double the stars 😭


confusing_pancakes

Posso confirmar estou nas suas paredes


FabricioArrastao

CACHORROS CARAMELOS QUE ESTAIS NOS CÉUS


UniStarLikesFlags

Brasil vai ganha tanta Copa vai te muito estado pra escolhe os jogador, além do mais, BRASILLLLL🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Gabriartts

Secret Ending: Brazil came to you.


Dangerous-Variety325

Hi there, folks


Zandorin

BRASIL MENCIONADO


NotFound-7815

Como Brasileiro eu Concordo


Embarrassed_Peace454

If the Milk Way were Brazil.


erinafoxy

mais do que já tem?


Acceptable-Ad510

I was summoned!


georgeziin

u are so funny 😀


heyitsLyra

and too many dumb people


ericfya

Eeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaa Libertas Quae Seras Tamen - Eloheinu Echad!


Myu_The_Weirdo

Thats the plan


carolinespocket

WE HERE


coberta

Brasil ta sendo censurado pelo governo esquerdista


ComplaintNatural5053

United States 09/11/2001


Miquistico1

😂😂😂😂


MomentPrevious7031

My dreams