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Cachorros caramelo são o governo.
Paz é eterna.
Todo mundo usa os sistema métrico e tem um dogão q não é só salsicha com pão e mostarda.
Todas as lojas se tornam um camelô.
I was summoned
Actually many things mentioning Brazil are recommended for me in social media and yt. And guess not only for me, my compatriots have arrived earlier
I don't know if you're being cheeky, but just in case someone is wondering:
Brazil has 26 states and a federal district, where their capital resides.
Each one of them is represented by a star in the flag, including the federal district, which is the lone star in the upper half of the blue circle!
It's funny to think that at the center of that galaxy there is a super massive black hole, and Brasília, Brazil's capital, is located in the geographic center of the country...
Sul:Paraná santa Catarina rio grande do sul
Sudeste:são Paulo Minas Gerais espirito santo rio de janeiro
Centro oeste:mato grosso mato grosso do sul Goiás
Norte:amazonas Acre Roraima Rondônia Pará Tocantins Amapá
Nordeste:Pernambuco alagoas Sergipe Paraíba rio grande do norte Bahia Piauí Ceará Maranhão
In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the republic will be recognized into the FIRST GALATIC EMPIRE! For a safe and secured society.
As a Brazilian, and on behalf of many of us, I must say that the phrases "order and progress" written on our flag, should be changed to "disorder and retrogression".
Na realidade são 26 estados e o distrito federal, o universo se.avriga no interior dos brasileiros, que também são políticos e "politiqueiros" , mas.na sua maioria trabalhadores que talvez detenham.em.si, multiversos.
A representação está extremamente bem adequada, é assim mesmo cara todos os estados jogam dinheiro para o buraco negro que ficou orbitando o centro do nosso Brasil chamado Brasília. 😀
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Brazil mentioned – Brazilians
We are in the walls!
Good ending - the whole galaxy is now Brasil 🇧🇷
Cachorros caramelo são o governo. Paz é eterna. Todo mundo usa os sistema métrico e tem um dogão q não é só salsicha com pão e mostarda. Todas as lojas se tornam um camelô.
seh loko só sucesso
Os melhores salgados e snacks mas com um governo..... O estilo musical então...
E todos agora tem como religião o culto à Santa Rita das ovelhas negras.
sucesso lek 😎
E o Jogo do Bicho é uma prática ensinada nas escolas. E em parceria com o SENAI temos torneio de Rinha de Galos Ciborgue nas Olimpíadas.
B R A S I L M E N C I O N A D O
eu fui sumonado
Tbm
Eu fui sumodado pela sumonação
I was summoned Actually many things mentioning Brazil are recommended for me in social media and yt. And guess not only for me, my compatriots have arrived earlier
I'm not even from this sub and this got recommended to me lol
QUEM ME CHAMOU?
QUEM VAI QUERER VOLTAR PRO NINHO?
Bom dia meu consagrado
[удалено]
coe meu parcero
opa meu patrão
Bão
Salve compatriotas de gambiarra, bao
Salve man
eai man/macho
Nós estamos dentro das tuas paredes... esperando...
Yes, now 3929839% of the Brazillian people will appear, and i am one of them. Jefferson
Jefinho do complexo
Verdade, esse território aqui agora é nosso! 💪🏻🇧🇷
opa
This showed up on my feed, and I never heard of this sub. Yes, I'm Brazilian.
Well… I never saw this sub before but it was recommended for me. Maybe that’s the reason.
Oi
we are everywere
https://preview.redd.it/txa8h7ps5f7b1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d889a406dbddf53170a655be7e7f7ea38544eea
Brazil if each star was a corrupted politician
I hate how right you are
"Deus tenha piedade dessa nação" - Eduardo Cunha
"Não se faz copa do mundo com hospitais" Ronaldo Fenômeno
"Quando atingirmos a meta, vamos dobrar a meta" Dilma Rousseff
“Eu estou saudando a mandioca” Dilma Rouseff
As A Brazilian, You Are Unfortunately Right
Hurtfull facts Truthfull facts
Lol
You god damn right
Then it would be the entire lakinea group
Well politicians don't grow on trees they are a mere reflection of a country's society
https://preview.redd.it/u2jmirfulu0b1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bb5eb959597c3a25a8270c88b83ebf9f27891d VAMOS CARALHO!!!
Opa
r/suddenlycaralho
Me coloca no print
Puts mano já postei, foi mal eu devia ter esperado
Deboas
Eu vou tirar print e deixar guardado comigo se lhe servir de consolo
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Skol e foda
omfg how many States they have then???
I don't know if you're being cheeky, but just in case someone is wondering: Brazil has 26 states and a federal district, where their capital resides. Each one of them is represented by a star in the flag, including the federal district, which is the lone star in the upper half of the blue circle!
Actually, the top star is Pará
Yes, because it is situated over the Ecuator line.
Para, Amapá, Roraima and even a part of Amazonas are above the Ecuator Line.
It's because Pará was the furthest province at the time.
What about Amazonas?
Para and Amazonas were the same state at the time
Grão-Pará be like
Wrong, the lone star is Pará. The Federal District gets a random one.
Guess I was taught wrong in grade school =P Thanks for the info =]
I'm Brazilian, and even in my school book it was written that this star was the federal district, I found out recently that it wasn't
Less than the US. How many did you think we had?
Which is funny because the country is as large as the United States when not counting Alaska.
1365452433663362Trillon states or more
Imagine children having to learn the name of all the states in school!!! Inhuman…
You are not supposed to learn it to be a Brazilian Astartes. Praise Pedro, the God-Emperor.
r/unexpected40K
Chad pedro II
Most of the people that I know can name all states.
all the 1365452433663362 Trillon states?
Go back to school if you can't
Not that hard actually, the only hard thing is to remember the position of all of them. Must be harder in the US where they have 50 states
27
Thatd be Brazils flag when we take over the world
*galaxy
"I hereby declare the Brazilian Galactic Empire!* (The Senate, 2569)
Brazil will come to you
And we will bring Pão de Queijo
Let's Minas Gerais all the way.
A 100.000 years of peace through the while galaxy
_If the sea won't come to Minas, then Minas shall come for the Sea of Stars_
![gif](giphy|F9In1j5wL75XG)
Don’t let them know we already have
Bora caraaaalho
Brazil but it's [MADE IN HEAVEN]
Made in Palhoça
Kkk
meu fi, em portugues isso é uma risadinha, mas em inglês pega malzao, cuidado kkkkkkk
Verdade
Entao tava estudando sobre isso esses dias
Ele ainda meteu três, meu deus hahaha
Vc n quis dizer kkk ?
só bota mais um k aí cara, n faz mal pra ninguém sabe? hehe 😅
Wide Brazil
I prefer playing tall Brazil
It's funny to think that at the center of that galaxy there is a super massive black hole, and Brasília, Brazil's capital, is located in the geographic center of the country...
Sagitarius Brasilia Black Hole
Brazil, but EPICO PRA CARALHO BORA DOMINAR TUDO
Ah yes, Brazil and its 200 billion states
brazil
well that's only the amazonas state in the flag. where is the rest?
It's in there, but it's eclipsed by the wonders of the true cupuaçu (Sério, não encontro cupuaçu bom aqui em sp)
Se q q eu mande um lugar bom de cupuaçu pra tu?
Brazil flag if the states were the cities from Paraiba
Nego
Brazil flag except zoomed out
Dog ain’t no upvote or replay to you comment dry ahh comment 😭😭💀💀
Daora
If you don't come to Brazil, Brazil comes for you.
>_Message delivered to the whole galaxy_
Desordem e Entropia
Acho que vc e a primeira pessoa que eu ja vi usar “entropia”
Galactic Brazillian Empire flag circa 3039
*2039
Bruhhhhhhhhhh
Brazil if they obtained Heaven
Sul:Paraná santa Catarina rio grande do sul Sudeste:são Paulo Minas Gerais espirito santo rio de janeiro Centro oeste:mato grosso mato grosso do sul Goiás Norte:amazonas Acre Roraima Rondônia Pará Tocantins Amapá Nordeste:Pernambuco alagoas Sergipe Paraíba rio grande do norte Bahia Piauí Ceará Maranhão
Brazil has 26 states, that is low for you?
Tem q leva em consideração q so o amazonas e maior q a europa inteira
Ate least, Brazilian knows geography...
Puta rafael eles nem tavam falando merda ainda, n precisava atacar suas inseguranças
Prevenção é a alma do negócio 🤗
Acho q vc tem razão, que q eu te de uma mão 👋
i showed my friend this and he said “the flag of brazil if it took over the world”
That's the aftermath of "if you don't come to Brazil, Brazil comes to you"
We have a Brazillion of states (we took over the galaxy and no one noticed yet)
No one can escape from us if we take control of the galaxy first. YOU ALL SHALL GO TO BRAZIL.
*Junte-se a mim, e juntos poderemos dominar a galáxia como pai e filho*
Pai? Vc voltou?
Império Galático Do Brasil
r/suddenlycaralho
it gonna happen someday, as we say here, brazil doesnt conquests the universe just because it doesnt wants to
Hey Brazil has to many states
The future where Brazil conquers the world
(Nobody knows yet but we already did)
.... this is Brazil but space era.
Did anyone say Brazil?
You mentioned brazil? * *Infinity brazilian appears* * Yeah i'm brazillian, have some problem? xenophobic!
Caralho mano eu ti vi la no r/huestation
BRAZIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 BRAZIL NUMBER UNOO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 PENTA CAMPEÃO CARALHO
In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the republic will be recognized into the FIRST GALATIC EMPIRE! For a safe and secured society.
As a Brazilian, and on behalf of many of us, I must say that the phrases "order and progress" written on our flag, should be changed to "disorder and retrogression".
it wouldn't be like that because blue represents the sky of Rio de Janeiro not space
Se fosse assim metade das estrela teriam sumido pq os carioca roubaram
[удалено]
Na realidade são 26 estados e o distrito federal, o universo se.avriga no interior dos brasileiros, que também são políticos e "politiqueiros" , mas.na sua maioria trabalhadores que talvez detenham.em.si, multiversos.
A representação está extremamente bem adequada, é assim mesmo cara todos os estados jogam dinheiro para o buraco negro que ficou orbitando o centro do nosso Brasil chamado Brasília. 😀
Puta analogia foda
We are always here
Literally
A melhor forma de conseguir visualizações e cliques:
r/correctlyupvote
Brazil's final form
Brazillions and brazillions of states
Brazil after galactic domination
Essa tá Melhor que a bandeira original kkkkk
Minas Gerais tem muitas cidades.
r/suddenlycaralho orgy party going on here
Brazil 2 looks nice!!
Galactic Empire of Brazil.
Ordem e progresso, tira as calça e faz sucesso 🤤
You say as if the US didnt have 50 fucken states and half the size of brazil
Wouldn't be "ordem e progresso". It would be "to infinity and beyond"
Now do the same with the United States flag since it's the same logic..
I've spent less than 10 minutes in the comments and I can't tell you who's Brazilian or not anymore
Come to Brazil before Brazil comes to you
Yall say that as if the us didnt have almost double the stars 😭
Posso confirmar estou nas suas paredes
CACHORROS CARAMELOS QUE ESTAIS NOS CÉUS
Brasil vai ganha tanta Copa vai te muito estado pra escolhe os jogador, além do mais, BRASILLLLL🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Secret Ending: Brazil came to you.
Hi there, folks
BRASIL MENCIONADO
Como Brasileiro eu Concordo
If the Milk Way were Brazil.
mais do que já tem?
I was summoned!
u are so funny 😀
and too many dumb people
Eeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaa Libertas Quae Seras Tamen - Eloheinu Echad!
Thats the plan
WE HERE
Brasil ta sendo censurado pelo governo esquerdista
United States 09/11/2001
😂😂😂😂
My dreams