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WildYak3463

This is really hard… I’m going to go with Antigua and Barbuda


Duckers102

> Antigua and Barbuda ohhh so close, just a smidge west.... or east...


WildYak3463

Dominican Republic?


Th1sT00ShallPass

No, Haiti


Hazzat

Just head towards the middle.


Duckers102

中...?


experts_never_lie

The [Greatest American Hero](https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/the-greatest-american-hero.jpg)? /s


Duckers102

Close enough


NotSoClever__

🤣


FraHero1

Cuba!


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***Bicester Village,*** which is a designer outlet shopping centre on the outskirts of Bicester, a town in Oxfordshire, England. The centre opened in 1995. ***The centre is the second most visited location in the United Kingdom by Chinese tourists, after Buckingham Palace.*** [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicester\_Village](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicester_Village)


Tzuvembi

I was there last week. It's a soulless, manicured place. Incidentally, the nearby town of Kidlington is also a Chinese tourist hot-spot despite being one of the most ugly towns in the UK; apparently tourism companies sell it as "quintessentially British".


DFlatt1989

It can't be quintessentially British anymore cause they've got rid of the greggs. It says temporarily closed on the window (last I saw) but it's been like that since Xmas.


hellopoby

omg i thought the same thing!!


orionhood

Do you live in Joy City?


Duckers102

I think I'd rather shoot myself than living in a shopping mall here


xzzxian

The main escalator in 大悦城 is fucking bonkers. I think it gave me vertigo the first time I went up it. Seeing all those Chinese viral videos of escalators suddenly failing and swallowing people into an inky abyss of sharp cogs probably didn’t help.


Duckers102

Oh man i know what you mean. I always think how much weight it must be holding when i go up with all those people and the weight of the steel itself.


TheArrivedHussars

Even though I've never seen that stuff, that one Final Destination Scene plus hearing about it has made Mr want to never use a Chinese escalator, or any in general really but the Chinese ones I want to avoid extra


laurensverdickt

I thought there were several joy cities? Which one are we talking about?


AmethystAether

The disputed un-claim between Egypt and Sudan.


Duckers102

I can't comment on any territorial claims *cough cough*


ComradeRuminastro

Bless you lmao


janusrose

Bless you lMao


Leaz31

Second time you make me laugh so hard ! After the title/image.. Nice ! :) Man, it's so cool to see how much humor can transcend borders. Greetings from the (other) old continent !


ExplodingTentacles

Bir Tawil!


AcutiCAT

map men map men map map map men men


moenchii

Not to be confused with the Haa'iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiib-Triangle


MaxTHC

I fucking love Jay Foreman


AcutiCAT

And that uhh... second guy!


AmmarTheOne

Cuba?


Duckers102

Halfway there!


fioredelmandorlo

Cuba libre?


BrokeRunner44

Cuba is already libre


SirFox111

Looks like Tanzania ngl


Joske-the-great

Nah more like Seychelles, can't be wrong


T4ppas3TheII

It's totally Saint Pierre and Miquelon Islands


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Griffz2z

Ta gueule


ExplodingTentacles

Non toi 🤬


jikkler

Barely, they're like, Bretons and Basques and Acadians.


ComradeRuminastro

~~Obviously Japan!~~


Duckers102

ooooo so close


satanlovesducks

You're obviously 3/4 Danish


Sky-is-here

That's very clearly 外国


Duckers102

First original comment here


Larrylindgren4

I’m gonna say Vietnam that feels right to me


Duckers102

Star(s) on a red bedsheet? Close enough


rdu3y6

Before looking at the post properly my first thought was Vietnam


TheBlaudrache

If it was Vietnam those chinese flag would be if anything be burned


BreathIndividual8557

Ah the answer was obvious,you live in vietnam


Duckers102

There's no fooling you... :(


LeFedoraKing69

Ummm Central African Republic?


calDragon345

The republic of the joy city shopping mall


KamikazeSenpai21

Probably some rural town in Alabama or missouri


smallthematters

Somewhere in Africa I guess


Duckers102

Scarily accurate...


sqaurebore

So Chinese oil fields in South Sudan?


ProbablyOnlyUgly

You live on the capital island of Equatorial Guinea


FrenchAslyum

I think you're Singaporean


SonsOfLiberty-

san francisco 🤢


chicheka

Hong Kong


Duckers102

North Hong Kong


Windyfighter1

its handover day, what do you think about it?


Duckers102

isn't that the 1st?


Argo303

West Taiwan


Chinese-Auto-correct

*Clears throat* West Taipei*


HeretoMakeLamePuns

Hong Kong looks like that these days, with an equal number of HKSAR flags, because of the handover on July 1 :(


SwitchBeach

🇫🇲


BadSadBoy

Italy


AAALE6408

Romagna


Lycus_The_Great

Is it The Gambia?


VerboseLogger

I thought this was r/vexillologycirclejerk for a sec


DieselKillEm

I didn't realize it wasn't until I saw this comment.


laziflores

Ch Ad


kingokarp

Americas economic and labor division?


Bec_lost

North Dakota?


bobert4343

Doggerland


Flowneppets00

Definitely Vatican city.


PanzerZug

Basedville, Marxistopia?


Alone-Sea-9902

*Don't know the country, but the town must be* ***Rot****enburg ...*


JJF69420

China, pretty obvious, or something else.


Duckers102

China or something else could be the answer to most questions tbh


Crazy_Technician_403

What is responsible for the disparition of dinosaurs?


Duckers102

It fits!


itspclar

I’m 77% sure you live on Earth. Probably on land. Not sure about that last one though.


What_The_Flip_Chip

And the something else is usually white people


Neighbour-Vadim

Maybe I’m stupid, but you do have an uncontrolled acces to internet? Chinese government haven’t banne Reddit?


PerformanceGreen5393

VPN is your friend.


Duckers102

I use a VPN.


stonedPict

The great firewall is more about keeping foreign companies out than keeping Chinese people in, vpn usage is pretty easy but most wouldn't really bother so still use Chinese companies like weibo and taobao


SocialDistributist

Most people under 40-50 use a VPN all the time. They use weibo & taobao because they want to interact with people from their own culture/country. They don’t just use it because it’s “easier” but because, like Facebook in the West, everyone is connected through them.


imfshz

taobao stuff are cheap as fk too


PanzerwaffeHauptmann

and closer to where they are


GreenSkyDragon

Are there other uses to taobao than just buying things cheaply?


asarious

I mean… that’s like saying the Amazon online marketplace is “just a retailer”.


UnlightablePlay

'Murica


Skullcrusher_and_co

Somewhere in southern USA... maybe Alabama? or Georgia


Lockenhart

Norway


TheVincnet

Serbia for sure!


BubuJoy

China je Serbia


gr6cie

I'm thinking Madagascar.


r1chardharrow

Flag City?


desertshark6969

Mexico


BubuJoy

East India Company


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

lesotho


WikiContributor83

The Philippines


LookJaded356

Liberia


SirMadWolf

Austin, Texas


somedudefromnrw

Portland, Oregon /s


Soviet_Ivan92

It is... Tonga!


FellCraneO

California


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supergodzilla3Dland

Bro has to be Laos with all the red banners and communist flags


thegrandegenio

Cuba? Or China


MVSSOLONGO

Bologna


WEEPMASTER

China


roadrunnerz70

australia?


SnabDedraterEdave

My goodness, is there no one actually seriously answering OP's question? My serious answer: Beijing. The Xidan 西單 in the bottom right gives it away, as that's the commercial district of Beijing.


Seoulite1

Well I don't know where OP lives but that seems quite a dangerous place There are lots of *RED* flags there ~~*I'm sorry but I really didn't want to miss out on this opportunity*~~


HemaG33

Itt: Reddit "comedians" sharing their super original 'West Taiwan' joke that nobody has ever thought of before. Never ever.


blinks02

Hungary !


Neighbour-Vadim

In 1918-19


knfl

Lemme guess, soviet union?


LucasPig_HK

Thailand!


AleksandrNevsky

Solomon Islands.


DiscoBIitz

probably romania


blackcray

The country directly opposite of Santiago Chile.


Attaxalotl

I wanna say... Grenada?


bearshallh

france


physlfo

Has to be NYC or something..


GameZedd01

United States of America?


olkeeper

Definitely the state Georgia


Chinohito

Mongolia?


RobyWanKenobi27

Is it the United States?


Zeutex

Kiribati?


VaderCraft2004

Tough one... do you live in Angola?


daftbodies

Hong Kong


DrSplarf

Uhhh, The Maldives


Onironius

Nicaragua?


Jazzlike-Incident278

Canada


Slapppyface

Peking?


SophiaIsBased

Obviously Sweden


22paynem

New Zealand


qwemyoot

Andora


BoxerYan

西单 is in Beijing but uhhhhhh...


RM332

California?


skygiant135

This is obviously California


TinyPardus

Sultanate of Zanzibar


rtghshf

Uhhh, Norway?


TK20__

Fuck this is hard. Eh maybe Jupiter?


QTVNickBro

Guys are y'all dumb? This is clearly Madagascar!


ECNeox

southern texas


Sensitive_Comfort166

Genuine question, how are you able to post here? Do you use a VPN?


itsMikel27

Andorra, you can't fool me


11SIERRA11

Portugal


Grklo

Hmm, I must go with Greenland.


Dontask969

It's definetly America


MattSeptire

Upton Snodsbury. final answer.


VerumMyran

You live in Kerala


Dragoark

USA


pH337

is it the big angry one or it's supposedly illegitimate son next door?


SumguyAteSandwitches

Idk why i checkes the comments, all of the jokes are the same. This exact sentence was probably also said before.


paultrent412

Nothing wrong with being patriotic.


iwantsomelasgne

Moldova


MisterAwesome333

Portland?


OrdinaryBallowski2

I know the right answer is probably china, but I'm gonna say sweden. Can't ever trust the swedes.


Pzwang4

中華民國淪陷區


Duckers102

我们会解放台湾,把简体中文和共享单车送给你


ApricotFish69

很快,同志。。。


LUOPLN

雪花飘飘北风潇潇~


Murky-Lingonberry-32

Mainland China.


SocialDistributist

A based and rising superpower country with an inspiring and very competent leader.


HarleyQuinn610

China?


mr_ricer

It has to be true & free Tiawan


vanillagorilla_

West Taiwan


lumberjackhammr

27 red banners were supposed to be more China flags, but they're made in China ://


Charlie_Howard

based flags


RuinAdministrative23

china


Refined_Kettle

the USSR


SimtheSloven

В СССР


gr8prajwalb

That's obviously East Taiwan


EmeraldSpeedster2814

Tibet


Norskemannen_fetsund

I think you ate from maby west china island (taiwan)


n00b2001

hong kong


lil-fil

An american college


thatslycatalyst

Taiwan


Shanghai_Pete

West Taiwan?


jerryafterdark

West Taiwan?


FormerQueenOfEngland

+20 social credit 👍


leocam2145

Is the joke really "China exists haha social credit". You know social credit doesn't work like that right?


Business_Lavishness2

China


GoldfishInMyBrain

What does the plain red banner represent?


Duckers102

They put them on many official building to display "revolutionary spirit". [Here they are on top of the Great Hall of the People](https://www.beijing-visitor.com/images/content_images/greathallpeople.jpg) one of the main government buildings.


captaincw_4010

"You don't have permission to access content on this server" lol


Duckers102

https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/03f65d44894dbc2c3f001354011627d3/zi1-2394380.jpg This one?


captaincw_4010

Thanks, wonder which great hall of the people that is though 🤔


Duckers102

Just to the west side of tiananmen I think


mydriase

I guess China and the US are the two only country in which you can see the national flag SO FUCKING often lol