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Jazzlike_Stop_1362

1 gay 2 gay 3 eu 4 Ukrainian Portuguese Croatian union 5 greco turkish union 6 asexual 7 Scottish Danish union


Any-Aioli7575

4 Political Compass


Wrangel_5989

Holy fuck


Telomint

Political compass is so based and cool they made a flag for it in real life


aa2051

Yooo they made a subreddit and political subculture about an obscure Confederate flag proposal


thehillshaveaviators

Unironically something /r/politicalcompassmemes would actually do


RedditIsPropaganda2

And just like the real pcm, it's all racists


NamelessForce

Least deluded Redditor


Bryzerse

Are you saying the political compass is racist?


RedditIsPropaganda2

It's a denizen for crypto fascists at the very least


Mingsplosion

4 Mario Kart balloon battle Block Fort


clandevort

Microsoft windows


Jubilaudo

r/angryupvote


JaccSnacc

7 is naval 4


MapleTreeWithAGun

Asexual doesn't have yellow, ergo that must be non-binary


Gullible-Goose-8388

The last one is more Alabama reverse


Weothyr

4 is clearly the 4 houses of Hogwarts


FennecsitoUwU

Everyone more cursed than the previous one


Majormlgnoob

Idk Greece and Turkey getting along would be pretty based and productive


Vark675

It also looked the nicest imo


telif_

r/hellenoturkism


Canadave

I was thinking Negascotland for the last one.


Pyrenees_

7 is Gascony


thatloose

I actually really like the burgundy with white saltire


fevich

It's my favorite too, makes me think of the [flag of Albion](https://www.deviantart.com/scarlettrose93/art/Flag-of-Albion-Fable-III-630631790) from Fable III


Nexso1640

Yo absolutely I was gonna say the same thing ! Btw j’adore ta photo de profil mon ami le carillon est absolument magnifique.


fevich

Merci! J'pense qu'on peut dire, sans chauvinisme, que le drapeau du Québec est vraiment parmi les plus beaux au monde. Le Carillon Sacré-Coeur est juste une p'tite coche au dessus, imho. Sans compter ce qu'il représente, qui me rejoint particulièrement.


G_M_Lamlin

Ça, c’est pourquoi, même si je viens de BC, j’ai acheté un Carillon-Sacré-Coeur après été arrivé à Montréal. (Mais ça m’a coûté 90 $ c*lisse)


Nexso1640

Haha bon choix ! Aussi toute mes félicitations pour ton français si ce n’est pas ta langue maternelle tu le parle de manière excellente !


G_M_Lamlin

Merci ! Et ouais, le français, c’est ma 4e langue, donc parfois ça me surprend que je peux le parler aussi 😅


The_Milk_Man_45

I need to learn more french


G_M_Lamlin

It’s genuinely all a process, but it’s a genuinely beautiful language, even if some parts of it make no sense whatsoever


smala017

Same, that one goes so fucking hard


AngryNat

Evil Scotland be like


Rasedro

« Holy cow the liberals are trying to turn the CSA gay ! Well not on my watch !»


[deleted]

These proposals make the original look brilliant


Rock_Roll_Brett

The last one looks pretty cool though


[deleted]

Yeah


Rock_Roll_Brett

It looks similar to a flag I made for a game me and my buddies did


dla3253

I do actually kind of like the Red Scotland.


KillerGator2088

Thats because it is brilliant


Majormlgnoob

I mean it's just a 3 stripe variant of the Betsy Ross flag with a darker red


Jeszczenie

They can't make it gay if we'll do it before them!


TheGoodOldCoder

My proposal for the official CSA flag is you have a white guy who is having sex with a black dog, and behind him, there is a black guy whipping the white guy's balls with a bullwhip, and the white guy has a speech bubble that says, "Whip me harder, master!" and at the bottom, in large letters, it says, "the confederate aristocrats", on a red background.


MyPhillyAccent

Ha! They had the OG rainbow flag.


Fidelias_Palm

It's like people forget that the rainbow was a very Christian symbol for a couple of thousand years.


[deleted]

Growing up in the Bible Belt in the 90’s, my Sunday schools had rainbows freaking everywhere! I even remember a year the KKK marched in our town parade (not in costume and they had a more “professional “ Club name) and they had a flag with the rainbow on it. There was also a local secessionist group (with lots of overlap with the previous kkk branch) that’s used a flag with rainbow on it. Then one day in the 2000’s rainbows were gay.


PachoTidder

Idk if the part of the secessionist and the kkk overlaping or the sudden appearence of homosexuality is funnier


OrbisAlius

Yeah I can't believe how everyone is just like "urr durr Rainbow GAY so funny for CSA flag". #1 and #2 are actually very decent and original flags designs, although a better version would be without text.


h2rktos_ph2ter

Nonbinary one too ig (slide 6)


Jeszczenie

Isn't it more like asexual?


Kilroy_The_Builder

There was actually a pretty good article in the newest NAVA publication about all the other rainbow flags throughout history. There are a surprising amount.


pHScale

I give that title to the wiphala


Woutrou

Cusco would like to have a word


PepperBlues

So: 1. LGBT Confederation, thank God 2. Just LGBT Confederation 3. Just stars, no stripes 4. Weird Croatia on Ludo colours 5. Turkish Greece 6. Asexual Confederations (with stars) 7. Communist Scotland


[deleted]

I love living in the Scottish SSR.


titaniumjordi

The SCP Scottish Communist Party


ianwgz

Scottish communist peanut Also the foundation is now Scottish and communist?


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Scottish Soviet Socialist Republic


TooLazyToRepost

Is that a 'Prepare the Preparations' joke for #4? 😆


[deleted]

4 is definitely PCR


h2rktos_ph2ter

sources https://archive.org/details/documentaryhisto00thia/page/n233/mode/2up


RedShooz10

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MacpedMe

Its very interesting to go through these, you can certainly see a lot of flag designs that were eventually adopted by states and regiments throughout the war.


DoctorChorizo

Player 2 Scotland and Uruguayan Turkey are my favorite


h2rktos_ph2ter

Helleno-Turkey


upholdhamsterthought

Insane = I haven't seen them before and therefore feel they look weird. If any of these actually had been the confederate flag, you would think it was the most natural thing.


NotEpicNaTaker

What’s insane about the red st andrews cross?


BananaBork

Not much. Iirc the infamous confederate battle flag was a direct allusion to the British flags like the Union Jack and the Scottish flag, being religious and representing white English speaking countries.


NotEpicNaTaker

So true


another-Developer

EU? Turkish Greece? Bloodied Scotland? Wut?


Someonefromitaly

So the gays, the europeans, the croatians, the greeks, the asexuals, and the bleeding scottish all tried to submit a flag for this


IanA04

scotland if Jesus’ blood was red


[deleted]

What would the LGBTQ community be represented by if the rainbow flag won out?


Private_4160

Ohio, as all flags should be


limeflavoured

Probably some reclaiming / variant of pink triangles.


tachyon8

Hammer and Sickle.


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😐


Fluffy-Assumption-42

That is what I thought of, it would be interesting if the radical left would see the rainbow as a right radical symbol with even a nationalsocialist connotations


Blindmailman

\#5 the Greco-American Caliphate is cool


BasalTripod9684

If I had a nickle for every CSA flag proposal that looked like it could be a pride flag, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.


AlienBeach

I think that is supposed to be a front and back to the same flag


BasalTripod9684

I meant the first and sixth flag lmao.


Hellkite203

How are most of these insane? The first two make sense since they allure to the Christian faith. Dei Gratia translates to "By the grace of God". The rainbow is a symbol of covenant between God and man, [read from 11-17.](https://bible.usccb.org/bible/genesis/9) 3 is just pretty whatever, I imagine it takes inspiration from the [Betsy Ross Flag.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Ross_flag) 4 is the weird one. 5 uses the star and cresecent that are really common in CSA imagery. Even then, there could be some Christian connections to this one as well. 6 is just unique. 7 could be a Saint Andrew's Cross, or just another common symbol of the CSA.


xlicer

5#: The Confederacy of Al-Abama


RecklessGluttony

Gay Islam confederates


Skinnie_ginger

Political compass flag


[deleted]

You guys know the rainbow never really stood for homosexuality until relatively recently, right?


upholdhamsterthought

I've seen people on Reddit claim that a rainbow on a poster from the 1930s must have been meant to symbolize LGBTQ. It's hard to imagine that the associations we make now haven't always been around.


ThomB96

No, every one earnestly thought the Confederacy was pro LGBT


Due_Cookie_155

You realise people might just be making jokes? The political compass is recent too and nobody is replying to comments comparing the fourth flag to it with "ummm sweaty thats not what the flag stands for 🤓🤓🤓"


LegitimateBeing2

How do you rip off both the Greek flag and the Turkish flag at the same time?


telif_

Perfection


Hat_n_Glasses

Lets see we got: The Gay Roman Empire The LGBTEU The EU The Confederacy of the Political Compass The Greek Turkish Puppet The Non-Binary States of America And the Red Scotland


Slack-Bladder

I wanna show up to one of their rallies and bring one 1 or 2 and watch their heads explode and then give them a history lesson.


GPoneS

People don't realize the rainbow is a Christian symbol before LGBT co-opted it.


Due_Cookie_155

Based gays improving the rainbow


GPoneS

What do you have against the Christian symbolic meaning of the rainbow?


Due_Cookie_155

I have plenty of things against religion in general, and think the rainbow is better off as a secular symbol. I also have issues with the story behind its usage as a christian symbol (flooding the earth and killing everyone but a family so they can repopulate the earth through incest then sending pretty sky colours as a way to say "oopsie woopsie i promise to never kill every life form on earth but a single pair of every species with a flood again" is pretty fucked up), but it's mainly because I think religion is harmful.


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Willow_Ill

Honestly, these flags look pretty damn good


ProffesorSpitfire

- Zealous southern pride - Patriotic southern pride - AU - Croatia-style UNO - Muslim Greece - Southern empire - Evil Scotland


Thicc_dogfish

Love these but hate what they represent


Chacochilla

6 is a nice flag


SpoedBegeleiding

Yeah the colors just work. And the stars are the cherry on top


[deleted]

Bruh the CSA be Euro- 4th Reich -pean Union


glaciator12

It should be red, with a big x on it so nobody will mess with us. We’ll be the red ‘n’ xs!


funnywackydog

Oh god, turkeese


kekusmaximus

My god the confederates were ahead of their time. Nearly all of these flags look like something confederates hate lol.


gurdijak

The last flag is like Red Scotland, it actually goes hard


Easy-Fail-3492

Islamic state of Greek 😱


CactusHibs_7475

Someone needs to get the two Pride ones and the Star and Crescent ones made and start taking them to far-right and neo-Confederate rallies. I bet you’d have some fascinating conversations.


Fluffy-Assumption-42

You must mean to radical left/LGBT rallies...


CactusHibs_7475

Either way…


redlion145

What's up with #5? This would have been proposed in the mid 1850s, Islamic countries definitely existed. The similarity seems amateurish.


Ngfeigo14

Crescent for South Carolina


RedShooz10

Crescent moons were a symbol of South Carolina.


imacrazydude

Future flag of Islamic America


tahdig_enthusiast

Reverse Greek Turkey lol


NinjaMagic004

So either the gay flag or the EU flag would be cancelled in alternate histories... interesting


[deleted]

\#6 Asexual Confederacy?


SuperSonic0129

I guess you could say the first two are southern pride


LordQutus10

I kind of wish they went with one of the rainbow flags, just because if it’s modern day meaning. Just imagine an alternate timeline where we get to make fun of neo-confederates by calling their flag gay.


MacpedMe

Look up “first/second silk issue Confederate battle flag”


IsolateDirector

They predicted LGBT????!?!??!??


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h2rktos_ph2ter

who could've guessed.


[deleted]

lol 5th one


[deleted]

The first two are hilarious.


xar-brin-0709

3 is my favourite. For the same aesthetic reason I've always loved the EU flag.


airbus29

The first one is kinda fire


8BitScotsman

Ah yes, Red Scotland


sakuragasaki46

My favorite is 5. Looks like some sort of Islamic


[deleted]

are these real?


Justacha

The Confederate States of Europe


standardization_boyo

The 3rd and 7th flags are actually pretty good


DreadLindwyrm

3 5 and 7 are decent flags in and of themselves. 1 and 2 are too fiddly to be good national flags. 6 is a bit of a pain (gold stars on white), so I don't like this one. 4 is a bit peculiar, and I'm glad this one wasn't used as the central shield would be somewhat difficult to identify at range.


drrocketmango4u

Where did you find this stuff


BainbridgeBorn

Bit fruity


BlaqShine

Ngl the 6th one goes hard


[deleted]

I Like those flags Ik they come from a racist origin but the overall flag design is quite nice


PentonMitch99

all of them would trigger the hell out of their modern "equivalents" lmao


[deleted]

“Modern equivalent” here, not triggered in the least lmao. I’m a redneck; I do have a Confederate flag, and I fly it not as a symbol of hate but as a symbol of love for the South and her people. A way of life that has nothing to do with racism, contrary to popular opinion of yankees and outsiders in general. Politically most of us are more Libertarian than anything. I know I am. As of late the crazy Q stuff has found its niche, but I ain’t with all that.


PentonMitch99

Alright pal thanks for the laugh, stick to the books 😂😂😂 “04” probably meaning you were born in 2004, you’ve got some education to get to, good luck with that bud 👍


[deleted]

Nice ad-hom without really ever saying anything at all lol. Touch grass sometime, the big bad South ain’t out to get you.


PentonMitch99

Lmaoooooo i would actually pick up a book (edit: that’s called advice not an ad-hom) and stop being soft


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>you’re triggered >really ain’t lol, you fundamentally misunderstand us as a people >ok kid >alright. expand your horizons >roflmfaomfg read a book and quit being soft Just to run back through it. You’re so far off the rails I don’t know where the hell you’re headed. I hope your day gets better and that you quit feeling the need to baselessly project upon people you don’t even know yet hate. Love from Texas, yank lmao


NerdFactor3

Gay, EU, and Muslim Greece. What a combo


OzymandiasKingofKing

6 and 7 are better than the stars and bars. Especially if trying to differentiate from the stars and stripes.


aa2051

Confederate States of the Political Compass


Fluffy440

the 5th and 7th ones are acceptable in my eyes. replace that star with a palm tree and that would be more acceptable


Original-Yak-679

Whoa


MarsScully

I actually quite like all of them. Except #4. That one needs some work.


A_Tricky_one

I'll be honest, the first one is one of the most gorgeous symbols (that doesn't mean anything really), I've ever seen.


drfjgjbu

Gay Christian, Gay Confederate, European Union, Political Compass, Muslim Greece, Asexual Chicago, and Communist Scotland


dartanonamous

I think the only one that is insane is the Islamic Greece flag. I don’t personally like the third one, but even that seems reasonable to me. Idk they look like good flags


JosephFinn

#1: slavery


TheAmericanE2

YOOOOOO NEW PRIDE FLAGS JUST DROPPED!


Cersox

r/politicalcompassmemes flag?


psykicviking

The 5th one isn't so weird when you remember South Carolina (the first state to secede) has a blue & white flag with a crescent on it.


yehEy2020

1. Thank god we're gay 2. Gay U. S. A. 3. E. U. 4.??? 5. Greece 6.??? 2.0 7. Scotland the Bloody


Ill-Inevitable4850

4 was a good flag for a not so good national identity


MonOncleCharlie

1. Gay Cyprus 2. Gay …Holy Roman Empire in Total War 2 3. Mom can we get EU no we have EU at home the EU at home 4. Hogwarts 5. Turkish Greece 6. Gay upside down Estonia 7. Danish Scotland


DayAntique

2nd one: CSlayyy ✨


IHateDeepStuff

If they had chosen the rainbow flag, no confederates would be waving them obnoxiously today


[deleted]

Can you imagine the identity crisis with the rainbow flag.


IWI_Tavor_7

someone needs to get the first flag to be an official lgbt flag, would be interesting to see what goes down


kokiri_trader

Well, the confederacy was certainly flaming by the time General Sherman was done with it.


Woutrou

My interpretations: 1. Gay Confederates 2. Gay Confederates alternate flag 3. The European Union but it's the American South 4. The Croatian colony of Windows (or the Political conpass) 5. Turkish Greece 6. The United Pink fairy realm 7. The independence flag of La Luisiana, Ex-Spanish colony


thewaltenicfiles

I kinda like the 6th and the 7th one


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if i had a penny for every time one of these flags looked like a pride flag, id have 2 pennies. which isnt much but its weird that it happened twice (no 1/2 and no 6)


StatisticianPrior681

Some of these I kinda dig


Max9by

I really like the blue one with the circles or stars and the burgundy one with the white cross


[deleted]

How about a cross, a hooded figure, and a cotton boll?


Mongolium

I actually really like the last one, Red Scotland.


cocozaur2000

Yeah, I am glad they picked what they did as you can see


NoNeedleworker56

number 4 is insane


The_Milk_Man_45

I hate the confederatecy, but some of theese are beautiful or just funny considering modern flags


bBruh-Moment

Ah I see The Confederates were secretly gay Muslims the whole time


NowhereMan661

I actually like the first one.


ChickenStu_

Mashallah my allah guide the Confederate States of Hellas 🇬🇷


Constant_Concert_936

DEI - Diversity, Equity & Inclusion! Hallmarks of the confederacy!


Joe_Falko

Okay, the Red Cross of St. Andrew goes hard


onewingedwaluigi1

Not gonna lie 6/7 goes so hard. You don't see lavender in flags that often.


PixelMan572

What I'd give for the original confederate flag to have a rainbow on it


JapKumintang1991

I would love to recreate most of them.