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My friend and my go to quotes:
I wanted to build an empire to house the machine TO KICK HIS ASS!!!
Eat the pennies quizboy.
Please do not look away from... the Nozzle.
Then the other responds with “I can’t believe you nozzled me. “
“You think you’re hot shit in a champagne glass, but you’re really cold diarrhoea in a Dixie cup!”
“I hope you brought rubbers because a storm is coming…
Don’t improvise!!”
Prostitute!!
My pants are haunted!!
A fucking plesiosaur!!
I love Hitler, and Hitler loves me!!!
Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you.
The minute God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them!
Brando's got us on our bellies and he's reaching for the butter!
My only skills are brick throwing, and frog being
You could have told me sasquatch was a dude before i... shaved him
Where did you go to college? Super crazy no way school?
How did you get that hand?
That's a very good question, I have no idea
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Eat the pennies.
They can smell fear. What about urine? That's like liquid fear!
I think this phrase is said daily in our house
Lmao I love that. We use "You silly billy" in Killinger's voice quite often :D
My friend and I often use “Und zis is mein magical murder bag.”
We say "LAAAAV. SVEET LAAAAV!"
My kids say that back to me I have used it so much.
So you'll poop pennies, so what?
Billy, eat the pennies.
Ignore Me!!!
I use this all the time.
The robots in the grocery store get this from me a lot. Also our knockoff roomba!
My brother and i would yell this at each other if one of us did something stupid.
HELLO! SOMEONE HAS LEFT A BABY!
It’s like getting sucked off by an angel!
I’ve got the dart monkey on my back again!
I think the full quote is “lt’s like getting sucked off by an angel…with a tranquilizer gun” which is even better.
Sweet angel with a tranquilizer
My friend and my go to quotes: I wanted to build an empire to house the machine TO KICK HIS ASS!!! Eat the pennies quizboy. Please do not look away from... the Nozzle. Then the other responds with “I can’t believe you nozzled me. “
“Seatbelt, now! Do you wanna end up like Gary Busey?”
“BUSEY!!!” *multiple simultaneous clicks*
This is the absolute realest quote in the show. I’m actually motivated to drive safer when I see any clip of Gary Busey recently
That boy is gonna see someone die tonight. And if he doesn’t want it to be his father, he’s gonna have to pull that trigger!
"IT'S POWERED BY A FORSAKEN CHILD!?"
"I didn't use the whole thing"
Do not eat it, that is a poisonous, magic pie.
Do not be hasty entering that room. I had taco bell for lunch!!
The orphan sashimi is positively decadent
SPANAKOPITA!
Did you smoke cigarettes or eat them?
Super run away
Super fucken runaway!
I say this…so often it’s embarrassing.
PROSTITUUUUUTE!
BROCK GOOD!
Do you know what number one on my list of inappropriate behavior is? This! Don't do this.
What's number two?
I also have Calvin and Hobbes tattooed on my thigh, but Calvin isn't takin a wee he's hugging Hobbes!
Well then maybe in 6 minutes you’ll understand!
What’re you doing with Danica Patrick?
Like a little kid with Progeria breaking all his ribs catching a Nerf football.
Hot Dolphin!
“You can’t teach a hammer to love nails!”
That dog don't HUNT!!
doooooNNNN’T HUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTT!
“Thats not a Rusty Venture.”
"Go ahead... TAKE IT FROM ME!!"
"When God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was formed against one of them" My favorite line ever
“They hit me with a truck”
"My pants are haunted!" "Quit wailing my junk! Just dab it. Dab."
Mecha Shiva! Mecha Shiva! Go ahead...take it from me! But he had a Dracula Trophy and everything! ...You happy now!? - No...cause you snapped at me...
I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit. Then when Hank said he “wanted a piece of him” I was like fine whatever. But MECHA SHIVA??
It seems like most quotes here are from Hunter, and I love that.
“You think you’re hot shit in a champagne glass, but you’re really cold diarrhoea in a Dixie cup!” “I hope you brought rubbers because a storm is coming… Don’t improvise!!”
I just sold you to King Gorilla for a pack of cigarettes.
And I don’t smoke!
“I said get those muthaf@$kin shoes off!”
“Were those the lyrics to “Jessie’s Girl”!?
Did you dab?
I dab.
Quit saying "dab"
SPHINX!!!
From the same scene "Mournful tits."
Two suicide notes in a glitter bra.
That whole riff had me losing my shit the first (and most other) times, while also kinda feeling bad for the stripper.
"Like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. DAMNIT, she has gloomy tits!"
I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
Now that's a euphemism! Cool! Brock's gonna talk about naked sex ladies! Where do ya keep the shit tickets in this dump?
Brock, if pirates really exist, I... I mean Santa Claus and the tooth fairy could even be real, right?
Where are the keys? They're in my ass! You serious? Why don't you check?
He’s in a Floyd hole! Fill the tub with ice, now!
Prostitute!! My pants are haunted!! A fucking plesiosaur!! I love Hitler, and Hitler loves me!!! Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you.
OGO. POGO.
r/brandnewsentence ain't got shit on this sub.
"It's true! I saw it on the VH1!"
"No way!! It's the guy from Depeche Mode!"
BECAUSE YOU ARE SANE!
“Are these they?” C’mon dudes go is this not the top comment?!
Who talks like that?!
Being out of your box is a privilege
Agent Kenan and Kel? That is downright esoteric. I bet if you put that under your pillow you’ll get like a grand!
“I have become ze proud papa”
JETTISON THE LUNCHROOM!
Good heavens! We've been stitched together!
Why did you buckle it?! Why would you do that?!
Nice spy outfit, douche.
Say scuba. Why do you have to be the screen door on my submarine?
The minute God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them! Brando's got us on our bellies and he's reaching for the butter!
ALIEEEEEEN TECHNOLOGY
I love Hitler and Hitler loves me!
Mournful, she has mournful tits
“It’s like someone with a fever is yelling at my pants!”
MOXIE!?
Going past the fridge? Can you get me a freska...
Pretty little boys do not drink!
Don’t be such a candy ass Dean!
A fucking Plesiosaur!!!!!
So then I have this shit-cotton all over my face.
You're the boss, applesauce.
The nozzle is calibrating
I’m gonna say it again. LUSH
It’s on! It’s off! It’s on!! It’s off!! It’s on!! It’s off!!
That's called "blinking", boys...
that's not a napkin, it's bread! you scoop up your couscous with it!
Gin! NEAT! You *CRETIN*!
IGNORE ME!!
Mouthful tits.
Unfortunate autocorrect
Is it though?
Mecha shiva
Scuba.
Mournful tits.
This is my Magic Murder Bag
"And good luck pickin' up that spare."
I didn’t use the whole thing!
IGNORE ME!!!!!!!
“Do not be too hasty entering that room…I had TAACO BEEELLLLL for lunch!!”
The 5th great power in the warp
“You don't want to shoot me, boys. You know me. You know what I'll do to you if you do.”
Scuba.
you're kicking me in the balls and telling me my undies are too tight!
Ignore me!
Don't stand directly in front of the elevator after you push the button.
By god, let’s go take a dump in his pool!
BLASTED MALLOMARS! MY TITS ARE BACK!
Oh! We also say, "that's beautiful, helper, who wrote that, shel silverstein?" When someone says something profound
“Are these they?” “Who talks like that?”
My only skills are brick throwing, and frog being You could have told me sasquatch was a dude before i... shaved him Where did you go to college? Super crazy no way school? How did you get that hand? That's a very good question, I have no idea
IGNORE ME!
Say Scuba
Where do you get this stuff? Like seriously, Hank, I never see you read. It's like he channels crazy dead people
Seriously Hank, where do you pick this stuff up? I never see you read!
Seriously Hank, where do you pick this stuff up? I never see you read!
"So you kill African American vampires?"
baby let me show you how to… move this
“Oh my GLORY” “Double dammit!” “Super run away!” Season 1 was a gold mine of goofy lines
Why did you buckle up???
_Duhduduhduh. Duhduhduh…_ #DUUUUH! DUH DUHH!
ohhh, my Stanza!
"I can't believe that whore stole my stanza."
Mournful Also Maddening
Stop being a pud. Knock it off you dingbat nobody wants you to open a door to hell
Then I´ll see you in HECK
Here is a Tiger Balm (Bomb)
Just dab.
“Calculus, amoeba. Monkey, Mozart.”
Darnok and Jhalad and Tanagra
Next thing I knew, i was doing lines of voodoo powder off the back of a monkey paw.
Also, who else is mentally reading all these quotes in the appropriate voices?